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Most concerned she'd be left on the shelf, At the party, Bill's wife appeared nude There's nothing exclusive, or snobby There was a young lady named Bayer In my doorway, stark naked Kate stood; And Katie has got a dry match. To Kate's snatch on fire, I aspire, Your balls are on fire? Oh no! A young lady, whose life-style malicious, There was a young girl named O'Farrell Nude women in interesting poses A pretty girl began to undress A provoking young lady of Canton A saucy young lass is Martine, This broad from around Santa Rosa In the south there lives a young minx, Hey lover, my precious, come in! There was a young lady from Leicester She was taught that to show herself nude Lady Katherine Kimberley Kite Lady Katherine Kimberley Kite If I went to a hoedown shindig, Like you, I'm a bitch and a slut; There was a young lady of Leicester, There was a young lass who wore jade, If shopping and don't know quite what My present was ever so nice; I have to admit, I was bad. As he fondled my butt on his knee, There was a young lady of Erskine, A senora from old Alicante, It happened as nude Shiela Black, While hunting for game, young Bill Potter, Said a charming young maid, "My success Try sky-diving nude; its effects Well hidden in bushes secluded, Smart clothes make a girl interesting, It was down by the old babbling brook, At the sight of this handsome young boy. We frolicked there most of the day, Now fig trees in England aren't grown, You'll think I am odd, I suppose, Maggie's got all the right stuff, Said a certain old floosie from Brest, Said a lovely Greek maiden named Clytie, A superior lady of Maine There is a pert model named Heather, A pretty young student from Girton To the ball with her mons newly shaven, There was a young woman from Aenos, A posse is hunting Miss Suggs Each Tuesday I pull from the ditch A gorgeous young nymphet named Christine Veronica isn't a prude. We claim that the forest's prime evil A frolicsome female named Feaster, Said a calendar model named Gloria, A voluptuous maid from McCall There was a young lady from Stroud, There is a young lady named Rose, For her coming-out party in Brandon Said Jane, "I just love to exhibit, A dusky young maiden, Alana, My neighbor, a buxom young lass, There was a fair maiden called Brenda, The cause of a Japanese riot
Called for action, thought Jennifer Relf.
So starkers she pounced
On a guy and announced,
"If you like what you see, help yourself."
--- Paul Westwood P9607
And said, "I'm not crazy or stewed...
Bill, the impotent dope
Keeps on saying, 'Nope...'
Now I'm ready, and hope to be screwed!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 912
About Mrs. Van der Meer's hobby:
She likes to ungown,
For whomever's arown'
The Waldorf-Astoria lobby.
--- Anon
Who took off her clothes for the mayor.
Then she said to the fink,
"I am ready, I think."
Said the mayor, "I'm just a surveyor."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1834
I'm burning with lust to make good.
And inflamed with desire,
My soul is on fire.
And I've just got a fresh load of wood.
--- David Miller
She figures that David will snatch
His chance in a flash,
To act rather rash --
To set fire to her patch of thatch.
--- Marlene Lewis
As it sparks and ignites my desire.
If I give her a push
In her hot burning bush,
"Goodness gracious! I've great balls of fire!"
--- David Miller
Too much friction. You should have gone slow.
It would be a shame
To put out the flame.
Perhaps Kate could give you a blow?
--- Marlene Lewis
Decribed loosely as too meretricious,
Said, "When the boys peel me,
And delightfully feel me,
I feel like a golden delicious."
--- Gavin Ewart
Who went 'round without any apparel.
And when she detected
A penis erected,
She took it--lock, stock, and barrel.
--- G2446
May get up the feminists noses,
But who gives a hang
If the shots make your schlang
Expand 'til it touches your toeses.
--- Anon
In front of the officer's mess.
The soldiers went wild,
But the captian was mild,
And told her to meet at recess.
--- Bellal
Causes women and clergy to rant on;
For they cannot condone
What she does, when alone
With a guy, and with nary a pant on.
--- Keith MacMillan A093A
With habits that some call obscene.
She exposes her nose
And all of her toes,
And most of the parts in between!
--- Anon
Is a hot-box, and eveyone knowsa.
When she swims in the nude,
Screaming out to be screwed...
Well, you don't so much ridesa as rowsa.
--- Hugh Oliver A024C
Who wears only her smile and winks.
When it's hot it's okay
To go out dressed that way,
Or, at least, that's what she thinks.
--- Anon
Yes my wife has now gone. Let's begin
By removing your ..... ah,
You've no panties or bra;
Why, you're wearing naught else but a grin!
--- Peter Wilkins
Who allowed the young men to molest her.
For a kiss and a squeeze
She would spread both her knees,
And she'd strip to the buff if they pressed her.
--- G0109
Was lascivious, shameless, and lewd.
Therefore, not to excite,
She would unscrew the light
Whenever she wished to be screwed.
--- Lance Payne P8312
Gave parties that were quite a sight.
She would bid all the masses,
Come with bare tits and asses,
To boogie and woogie all night.
--- Arthur Deex P0209
Gave parties that were quite a sight.
She would bid all her guests
Come with bare feet and breasts,
To boogie and woogie all night.
--- Warrick Elrod
Took my clothes off and danced up a jig,
Deep down here in Dixie,
This fair maid pixie,
Would be penned, poked and porked like a pig.
--- Goin2later
The difference's with whom I will rut.
With men I'll bend over.
While you prefer Rover,
For a big doggie dick up the butt.
--- Goin2later
Who had an idea which obsessed her.
When she felt in the mood,
She'd run round in the nude,
And wonder why no-one possessed her.
--- Alan Clark
And naught else as she lay in the shade.
To no one's surprise,
Before everyone's eyes,
It wasn't long 'til she got laid.
--- William K Alsop Jr
To buy for this free-wheeling nut,
I say put some stamps
On your lovely headlamps,
And a great big red bow on your butt.
--- Gearhart
The wrapping came off in a trice.
I had quite a thriller
With my stocking-filler,
But sadly, that had to suffice.
--- SFA
So what did St Nick bring this lad?
Some bottles and kegs,
Two stockings (with legs)
With attachments to drive a man mad.
--- John Miller
"St Nicholas!" I said, "I'm not free.
As a lover of gash,
So go stuff some cash,
In a big Christmas box just for me!"
--- David Miller
Who had a remarkable fur skin.
When I said to her, "Mabel,
You look fine in your sable."
She replied, "I look best in my bare skin."
--- Anon
Whose morals were notably scanty.
"I'm not at my best,"
She said, "overdressed."
So she left off both brassiere and panty.
--- G1734
She gave me a near heart attack.
She said, "Look here, Mush.
If you call this a bush,
Just wait till you see my Outback!"
--- SFA
The weather grew hotter and hotter.
He spotted young Jude
Sunbathing, quite nude...
She said she was game, so he shot her.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file gul
Lies in working with tact and finesse.
I think it is crude
To get noisy or stewed.
Like a lady, I simply undress."
--- Isaac Asimov
Can give rise to spectacular sex.
If while downwards you hurl,
You take aim at your girl,
Who's spread-eagled below like an X.
--- Anon
I stumbled on Debbie denuded.
And giving her middle
One heck of diddle;
"So sorry", I said, "I extruded."
--- Peter Wilkins
A point that I'm not now contesting,
But I'm always surprising
My interest rising,
When a cutie commences divesting.
--- Lance Payne P8312
The first time I took a good look,
At my sweet Ermintrude,
Who was sunbathing nude,
In the shade of a willow's cool nook.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Young Ermintrude acted so coy,
But I lay by her side
And then she espied,
A part of me that she'd enjoy.
--- Tiddy Ogg
In the warm hazy sun of late May,
Till a youth and his dog,
Creeping near, stole our togs,
And laughingly ran far away.
--- Tiddy Ogg
So we grabbed some sprigs from a rowan,
These using to screen
Things not usually seen,
Shamefacedly we crept back home.
--- Tiddy Ogg
When I romp with young girls with no clothes.
Though I do like their lips
Flirting 'round near my hips,
I prefer 'em to start with my toes.
--- Anon
From tip of the nose to the muff.
For she is the dream
That makes The Choad cream,
Just thinking of Mag in the buff.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"There's one thing that I've always stressed:
I love men to take it,
But never stripped naked.
I look better just partly undressed."
--- Armand Singer
"I look mighty nice in my nightie.
But beyond all compare,
I look cuter when bare,
And when I am bare I am bitey.
--- Conrad Aiken
Though seducible now and again,
When removing her clothes,
Would wrinkle her nose
With a maddening air of disdain.
--- Keith MacMillan A058B
Who, given the right kind of weather,
Loves to peel off her clothes,
Down to bras, even hose,
And pose in her taut altogether.
--- Armand Singer
Went out one day without her shirt on.
When chased in the wood;
Ran as fast as she could;
Was nearly caught, till she put a spurt on!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Went the buxom bare babe from New Haven.
Said she, "D'you suppose
It's because I lack clothes
That the fellows are slaverin' and ravin'?
--- Grand Prix Lim 368
Who came to our party as Venus.
We told her how rude,
'Twas to come here quite nude,
And we brought her a leaf from the green-h'us.
--- Thomas B Aldrich L1571
To give her a couple of hugs;
She ran through her gate
At quarter to eight,
As bare as a couple of slugs.
--- Alsops Foibles
The surrey of spinster Faye Fitch
Who sits on the seat
And thinks it's so neat,
To drive and wear nary a stitch.
--- Anon
Was elected as America's Miss Teen.
When they put on the crown,
She tossed off the gown
Showing a form, like this limerick, pristine.
--- Don Laycock P8811
She proves it by going out nude.
Whether beach or a bar,
Whether near or so far,
She takes a carefree attitude.
--- Jameto
Is neither the snake nor boll weevil,
But these young naked chicks
That cavort in the sticks,
And cause intense moral upheaval.
--- Armand Singer
To celebrate Christmas and Easter,
Rips off all her clothes,
Snorts coke up her nose,
And crudely rotates her bare keister.
--- Armand E Singer 944
"So the men can enjoy real euphoria,
You pose as you are
In Jan., Feb. and Mar.
Then in April they wanna see moria!"
--- Anon
Was the queen of the charity ball;
When she said, "I propose
To auction my clothes,"
The philanthropists filled up the hall.
--- Lims Unlimited
Who stripped naked in front of a crowd.
For her own salvation,
She ran to the police station,
The sergeant said, 'Miss, not allowed!"
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Who walks through the streets with no clothes.
The reason, they said,
Is she's daft in the head,
But the truth is that nobody knows.
--- Margaret A Murdock P8310
A debutante dressed with abandon,
And as you can guess,
She came out of her dress
With neither a band nor a strand on.
--- Limber Limericks
A delight I let nothing inhibit.
I think it's a ball
To undress and bare all.
Oh, I'm such a young flibbertigibbet."
--- Isaac Asimov
Lies nude on the beaches of Ghana,
Caressing with feeling,
Appealing peeling
And teasingly eating banana.
--- Peter Wilkins
Lay sprawled out and nude on the grass.
She said, "I draw flies
More often than guys,
But only when I'm passing gas."
--- John Miller
An innocent girl, warm and tender,
Until she got stewed
And danced around nude,
Displaying her feminine gender.
--- Michael Horgan
Was a girl walking nude in the Diet.
When the cops asked her why,
She gave this reply,
"You never will know till you try it."
--- Fred Cohen P8312
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