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A shapely young lady from Butte Said a chic and attractive young Greek, A flowery young flossie of Florida, There was a young woman named Claridge At attention, men stand and salute, The thoughts conjured up in my mind Refinement will be on your mind, An eccentric young lady named Pat, I bought me a camera that's new; I'm speaking of Erica Roe, There was a bold hussy from Iver; An exhausted young waitress, Liz Dower, Snorting, "Lady Godiva, indeed," A lady called Adelaide Rose The nurse said while fixing Guy's bed, A lady who came from Shoreditch Fifi Au Naturelle On beaches where breasts and thighs thicken, Do you lie there and just close your eyes, There's nude beaches up there by the "Hook". Some beaches require no clothes. There was a young woman named Claire A Brazilian young lady named Ray, There was a young lady of Nassik The Sun portrays girls on page three, For years I often have felt Well now, my son, I agree. Like manna from heaven is Gloria, Said a fashion designer from France, There once was a girl named Louise, Though my hair is quite long and flowing, Said a civil rights worker named Dot, A maiden takes refuge in purity A young colleen from the County Clare, Some girls, and I don't understand 'em, I saw a young lady while farming, It is said that Salome Ann Taylor I'm sleeping in my big sweatshirt; There was a young girl from Ladd A sassy young lassie named Karen, A young Arab girl and her Sheik They arrested a newly-wed bride. There is a cool woman named Jude A young lady with dubious style, "Just look! Ain't I cute?" giggled Pat, Go on; sink your teeth in that rump; A girlie with bountiful charms So what is she up to, the minx. I once knew an ex-nun named Pat, On the topless town beach in St. Paul, Auntie Vi, seeing water, grew bold There was a young lady named Eva, A forgetful young lady from Tottenham I looked out my window today While strolling along life's path, A flighty young lady from Loddon, It's night, hear the screeching of owl. A modest young maiden of Glarms, At the seaside to see what we saw, There was a young lady from Bude, A girl entered the water in bits. There once was a man from Bluewater Just look at this mess, it's obscene. Now why should your neighbors all laugh, I'm copping a peep through the wall A NEWS FLASH. Bikini Atoll; If they're under eighteen or small,
Was not only cute but astute;
To catch a young man
She got a nice tan,
On the beach in her skinny-dip suit.
--- Limber Limericks
"Would you like a quick peek that's unique?"
"Why Yes!", Joe confessed,
So she quickly undressed,
And showed him her sleek Greek physique.
--- Isaac Asimov
As the weather was getting much torrida,
Took off all her clothes
From her neck to her toes,
And was mad when the locals ignorrida.
--- JB A033A
Who rode around nude in a carriage;
At each intersection
She stood for inspection,
Inviting proposals of marriage.
--- Lims Unlimited
Then follow along in pursuit.
Always happens when,
I'm wearing a grin,
Out jogging in my birthday suit.
--- Anon
As I watch you, are hardly refined.
Should I view from the front
Your bazoomas and cunt,
Or just follow and jog your behind?
--- Anon
When I wiggle my little hehind.
You will want me to play
And I'll do it my way.
Then you pay me right back, in kind.
--- Goin2later
Every morning, went walking her cat;
Every guy that went by
Always stopped to say "hi,"
Because all that she wore was a hat.
--- Cap'n Bean P9812
I've got plenty of pics to show too.
But what would be great
If you come 'round here late;
I'd like to take some nude shots of you!
--- Anon
A streaker, who some time ago,
Stripped down to her knickers,
And scampered round Twickers,
To give all the fellows a show.
--- Anon
The magistrate fined her a fiver,
For she thought it a lark,
At the fete in the Park,
To personate Lady Godiva.
--- Langford Reed P8809
Had a dream she was taking a shower.
When she woke, she construed
She was totally nude,
But she sure had made tips that half hour.
--- Graham Lester
Miss Jane Marple then mounted her steed.
Villagers soon enough
Tired of her in the buff,
Even right there in St. Mary Mead.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0410
Went around without any clothes.
She had a slim figure
But as she got bigger,
She had much more to disclose.
--- Spike Milligan
"That thing on you looks like it's dead..."
Then she hoisted her dress
And as you doubtless guess,
Guy's dead 'un at once raised its head.
--- Grand Prix Lim 290
Dreamed of dancing, not wearing a stitch.
And to her dismay,
When she woke the next day,
The soles of her feet were like pitch.
--- Mary Danby - 2nd Armada
Coquettishly said, "What the hell.
It is not a sin
To appear in my skin,
Or cavort 'avec lesquelles'."
--- Clif Gauss P8401
It's hard on me not to go pickin'
Around, don't ya know?
But, damn, who would throw
Away all that southern fried chicken?
--- Anon
From all of those naked tanned thighs,
And bouncy young breasts,
You cannot molest?
It must be real hard on you guys.
--- Anon
The "bake and shake" there's worth a look.
Adult beverage franchises,
And all different sizes
Of willing young things who can cook!
--- Ericka
You can lie there and fully expose
All parts of your bod,
As long as your rod,
Lays there and does nothing but doze.
--- Anon
Who went to the cinema bare.
But all eyes were glued
To a man in the nude,
And nobody knew she was there.
--- Lims Unlimited
Dressed up for the festival day.
What she wore on the float
Won all young mens' vote,
What she had was on public display!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Whose attire was graceful and classic --
For all that she wore,
Both behind and before,
Was a wreath of the roses of Nassik.
--- Rudyard Kipling1886 P8903
Who show more than you usually see.
They reveal the bare facts,
And I don't mean their backs.
They display their assets to a 'T'.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
A woman's clothed best in her pelt.
And all that she needs,
Is not fashion's decrees,
But just wear some pearls and a belt.
--- Archie
But why have the belt? Oh, I see.
That's so, when you boff,
You (a) don't fall off,
Or (b) get sucked in to the knee.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Engendering gastric euphoria.
When slowly undressin',
A delicatessen;
A smorgasbord phantasmagoria.
--- Anon
A well dressed young girl will advance.
But he had to admit
She will make the big hit,
When she takes off her bra and her pants.
--- Albin Chaplin
Who was an incredible cock tease.
She'd walk around bare
So all guys could stare,
But did absolutely nothing to please!
--- Anon
And naked, my skin is quite glowing,
I never do streaks.
So if you want peeks,
Just ask for your own private showing.
--- Ericka
"There's one thing I protesteth not.
When I lie in the street,
I think it's real neat,
To be carried off showing my twat.
--- Anon
As long as it gives her security,
Then abandons her pose
And most of her clothes,
As soon as she reaches maturity.
--- Limber Limericks
This is file gtl
Went to the commons quite bare.
She sat in the stocks,
Retaining her socks.
When arrested, she said 'twas a dare.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Will strip off their clothing at random.
Without any qualms
To exhibit their charms:
In short--quod erat demonstrandum.
--- Langford Reed
Whose custom was rather disarming.
She never wore clothes,
From her knees to her nose;
Her appearance was really quite charming.
--- Jameto
Got an over-all tan on a whaler,
For out on the sea
Where her spirit was free,
She let all the sailors unveil her.
--- Limber Limericks
It's got crystals on it that hurt
My delicate hide.
I'll cast it aside,
And with all the Peeping Toms flirt.
--- Anon
Who ran about scantily clad;
The intelligent knew
What end was in view,
But the idiots thought she was mad.
--- Lims Unlimited
Got it into her head to go marryin'.
They drove to the Rockies
Wearing nothing but jockeys,
Which cause several stirs and some starin'.
--- Derek
Were arrested when she shared a peek,
Of her face 'neath the veil;
But those action all pale
To the time both decided to streak!
--- Rob Ellis T9712
She said, "I've got nothing to hide."
It was perfectly true.
When they hauled her to view,
She was stripped of all except pride.
--- Lance Payne P8312
Who comes into work in the nude.
She seems from afar
To be wearing a bra,
But in fact, both her breasts are tattooed.
--- Chris Young
Like to take off her clothes for a while.
She'd get down on her knees,
And mainly to please,
She'd show off her vertical smile.
--- Bertie
"Why just like a cherub!" She sat
On my old desk, bare-assed,
While I felt harassed --
"Even cherubs ain't that figgin' FAT!"
--- John Miller
She'll love it and squeal and them jump,
Her cunt to reveal,
Positioned ideal
To get from your rod, a good hump.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Is causing the farmers alarms;
At night they hear neighing
And snorting and braying,
As Deborah wanders the farms.
--- Peter Wilkins
When naked, she quietly slinks
Through fields full of grasses
And horses and asses;
Indulging in one of her kinks?
--- Peter Wilkins
Who lived with four dogs and a cat.
At noon she would swim
And show off her quim,
Wearing only her shoes and a hat.
--- Anon
Swim suit BOTTOMS are so very small,
That when Mabel appeared
Showing bare-ass and beard,
There was no one who noticed at all.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0401
And would herald the summers of old.
Plunging naked in rivers,
Which gave her the shivers,
But earned her the Sun centrefold.
--- Mary Wildridge P9309
Who filled up her bath to receive 'er.
She took off her clothes
From her head to her toes,
And a voice from the keyhole yelled, "Beaver!"
--- Anon
Wore new clothes on a stroll and was hot in 'em.
For swimming she took
Them off by a brook,
And when she came home, she'd forgotten 'em.
--- A N Wilkins P8312
Saw a bird in the bath, full of play.
She looked to be
All of 5 feet 3,
Nice hooters and hair color of hay.
--- Anon
I met a young woman named Kath.
My life she did change,
Very much for the strange.
But she certainly enhances a bath.
--- Joe Reichardt
Fell into a pond and got sodden.
She took off her clothes,
Then powdered her nose,
And went home feeling thoroughly modern.
--- Ida Thurtle
And save in their coops are the fowl.
Sue's out of the tub
And starting to rub
Her body dry -- envy that towel.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Whilst bathing was bothered by qualms
Lest curious shrimps
Might catch a brief glimpse
Of all her most intimate charms.
--- Harold C Bibby
Our eyes left their sockets, I'm sure.
Swimmers congregate
In a rather rude state,
Which is known, I believe, as the raw!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Who went for a swim in the nude,
When a man in a punt,
Shoved his pole up her cunt,
And said "You can't do that here, it's rude".
--- Anon
'Twas cold as she shivvered in fits.
All her clothing was strewed
Which left her quite nude,
While the tide lapped up 'round her tits.
--- Sandman
Who had a sensational daughter.
She could swim in the sea,
Scorning tales of UV,
Wearing only the sun screen he bought her.
--- P Culliton P9309
I bathe here without any screen.
Folk peek through the walls
From out in the halls;
My neighbors laugh and they're mean.
--- Anon
When watching you having a bath?
The men all must drool
And play with their tools,
And wish they could give you a calf.
--- Anon
And boy, am I having a ball.
I hope against hope
That you'll drop the soap,
Then on hands and knees you will crawl.
--- Anon
They don't wear bikinis at all.
The women folk there
Just walk around bare,
If they're under eighteen or small.
--- Irving Superior P9411
And parts of their bodies don't fall,
They walk around bare.
For cheap tourist fare,
The IRV Travel Agency call.
--- Irving Superior P9411
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