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Juanita, who whores in Peru, A lucious young cutie named Cole A hooker charged prices absurd. Whenever constipation has gripped ya, A prostitute, down with the blues, Or go see that lady named Marge; I met a young maiden named Sue, There once was a lady of sin (fin - five dollars)
There once was a hooker from Boulder There was an old harlot named Bryce A barmaid in fair Enniskillen Christina from somewhere near Teep, She's SAVVY on the color of green When the Price sisters came into town, Two whores from the small town of Argo, An irate young husband named Polyp, The hooker told me: "Listen honey, A farmer of corn in P.A. I once knew this guy, Dennis Moore, A horny young sailor named Clark A low-priced old harlot of Thrace An old man, short of cash, name of Heeper There was a wee lassie of Ulva, A lady who lives in Des Moines Said a sailor ashore in Berlin, There was an old whore named McGee, A frustrated young cowboy named Grange There was a young girl from Des Moines, A seamstress from Epping-on-Tyne, A five-cent chick sounds like delight; The usherettes down at the Forum A red-headed lass from Hoboken I once knew a Scotsman who said, Said a sailor ashore in La France, Last Sunday, at our altar call, I once met a bitch with the mange, A randy old tart of Tacoma, A lonely old maid name of Skilling She's a woman who never dissents; There was an old hag named LeSueur, In Leeds there's a hooker called Bunny; "By the minute I charge," said Miss Grange, A stingy old cockster named Orrin A whore I once knew from Hoboken A young man who was from Walla Walla A loose-hipped young lady of Lyme A clever young harlot named Gail Lee asked the loose lass in Pawtucket. Let's hear it for Mother McCree; You fellows be gentle with any A harlot who called herself Jenny; There once was a whore from Kilkenny A cheerful young girl who was willing, There was and old girl from Kilkenny, "Two-bit whores!" cried the man from Charters, A whore had the notion sublime, There once was a whore named Jillings, There was an old madam named Wise, There once was a floozy named Annie, In the city of York, there's a lass, There was a young lady called Hannah, There was a young girl named Dale, I once knew a crazy old whore, In the village lived Lucy LeSeur, There was a young lady of Kennewick "You've been bad, you old grouch Ebeneezer!" Fair Julia, who sold Christmas candy,
Quotes very good rates for a screw:
"I'm the cheapest in Lima,
Though I do have edema,
And pustular lesions that grew."
--- Ward Hardman
Has a middle that's many men's goal...
Most clients go crackside,
But some prefer backside...
She charges the same either hole.
--- Grand Prix Lim 564
The cheapest that we've ever heard.
Just five bucks for "Head"
And she furthermore said
That "Screw"'s just a ten dollar word.
--- Theo M Heller P9308
So bad that it's like Jack has ripped ya,
Then know it's a blessing,
Compared to confessing
That some old cheap whore has done gypped ya.
--- Travis Brasell
Told the shop steward, bringing her shoes:
"As I told you last night,
I'll not fucking unite
If you don't accept 'short-time' for dues."
--- Carl Ludvig Kjelsen P8701
Who will, for a very small charge,
Show you her stuff,
And then, sure enough
Your penis will start to enlarge.
--- Anon
Who swore to me, she didn't screw.
I bet her a quid
That she would, and she did.
I like a small wager, don't you?
--- Phil
Whose face showed just where she had been.
Her price is would rise
With the tool's length or size,
But for you, she would charge just a fin.
--- Fred Cohen P8512
Who charged way too much, and I told her.
She said, "Listen, you creep!
You've been getting it cheap!"
So I put her on E-bay and sold her.
--- Anon
Who tried a new business device.
For the fathers who came
Whe kept prices the same,
But the sons were let in for half price.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1459
Will do you-know-what for a shilling.
A case, so to speak,
Of a spirit that's weak
And flesh that is certainly willing.
--- Michael Horgan
Is a tart and though ever so cheap,
Has been used by some ten
Thousand three hundred men.
I suggest that you stick to your sheep.
--- Peter Wilkins
And knew that the cold cash would mean
Two bucks in her sock
To buy a new frock,
All for her sweet talents obscene.
--- Chris Papa
Their ill repute house gained renown.
Men would knock on the door
And would come by the score,
When they heard that the Prices went down.
--- Albin Chaplin
Came calling and peddling their cargo:
"Three bucks for our quim."
But I said to them,
"Aw, dammit, girls, I'm not Wells Fargo!"
--- Anon
Lashed out with a terrible wallop,
At an overnight guest,
Who dared to suggest,
That his wife was an ordinary trollop.
--- Anon
If you want to fuck me, show your money.
Twenty five bucks a lay,
Does that sound OK?"
But cheap as that makes me feel funny.
--- Klass
Sells his crop and gives nothing away.
But he soon learned it's smarter
At some times to barter;
Pays the hookers two bushels a lay.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
Who wasn't a stud, to be sure.
But he finally got laid,
Even though he paid,
By a two dollar South Texas whore.
--- Anon
Once picked up a slut in the park.
She was ugly and crude,
And a horror when nude,
But was good for a fuck in the dark.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1760
Enticed a young man to her place.
But he said to her, "Nellie,
You must lie on your belly,
For I can't stand to look at your face."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1677
Told the harlot her prices were steeper
Than he could afford.
Said the whore, somewhat bored,
"You can lick at the back hole, it's cheaper."
--- Albin Chaplin
Who was blessed with a rather good vulva.
For a fiver she'd say,
You can have me all day,
If you've no vaseline, I'll use sulva.
--- David Fisher
Has what poets have called "loamy loins".
She enjoys great renown
As best bargain in town,
'Cause she rents them for just a few coins.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0310
"Fraulein, wieviel kosten some sin?"
She said, "For you one mark.
We'll adjourn to the park,
You can klophen but I won't let you in."
--- Arthur Deex P0102
Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "For a fuck,
I charge half a buck,
And I throw in the asshole for free.
--- L1035
Met a wizened old whore on the range.
He said, "I need a fuck
But I've only one buck."
She said, "Quite alright, I give change."
--- Dave Bradford
Who had a large sack full of coins.
The nickels and dimes,
She got for the times
That she cradled the boys in her loins.
--- L1011
Used to peddle her tail down the line.
She first got a crown,
But her prices went down;
Now she'll fuck you for ten pence or nine.
--- L1014
Although, to be sure, not so tight;
If she chews lots of gum;
To get head might be dumb;
Those jaw muscles fill me with fright!
--- Anon
Are famed for their lack of decorum.
You should see what they're willing
To do for a shilling;
No wonder the guys all adore 'em.
--- Michael Horgan
Claimed she'd do aught for a token.
I viewed with suspicion
The words of this Titian,
But I'm here to say she wasn't jokin'.
--- G1804
I'd pay more than two pence to bed
A trollop or doxie
Who shows me the moxie,
To toss my kilt over her head!
--- Ken Rose
This is file grm
"La Mlle, combien il coute in your pants?"
She said, "For you one franc
I can give it a yank,
It costs more for vilan can can danse!"
--- Arthur Deex P0102
A young girl confessed that she'd ball
Any man for two cents --
The response was immense;
Offering plate's full of dents from the haul!
--- Robin K Willoughby P8706
And humped that old dog on the range;
I stuck a whole dollar
Up under her collar;
She thanked me and gave me my change.
--- Travis Brasell
When diddled would sing "La Paloma."
Her price dropped to dimes
If a guy shot five times,
And she'd give him a special diploma.
--- G1873
Proposed to sell ass for a shilling.
Said a man, "Why so low?"
She replied, "You must know
There's a hole in my life that needs filling."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1661
This hooker will take fifty cents.
This lusty young honey
Can do without money.
If she likes you a lot, she will yentz.
--- Al Willis
Who was just an out-and-out whore.
Between her big teats
You could come for two bits,
And she'd fuck in any old sewer.
--- L1028
The prices she charges are funny.
For a lay, just 2 pence;
Now her nick-name makes sense.
She does it for fun, not for money.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun
"And five bucks is the usual range."
But the way one man reckoned,
He blew in one second,
So he gave her a dime and got change.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1535
Just loves to take trips to climes foreign.
He searches for whores
On faraway shores
Who never cost more than a florin.
--- Armand E Singer 505
Would screw for just one subway token.
She was ugly as hell
And she tended to smell,
But it sure as hell beats chicken chokin'.
--- Anon
Grew extremely hot under the collar
Whenever a tart
Would ask him to part
With anything over a dollar.
--- Isaac Asimov
Who started streetwalking part-time,
Found at five cents a sale,
She sold oodles of tail.
Now she's whoring full time for a dime.
--- G1820
Held her annual one-cent sale--
The results weren't surprising:
It was good merchandising,
But awfully hard on her tail!
--- Stan McKean
"Will you trade me some tail for this bucket?"
She replied, "Listen Lee,
That's the same as for free,
But I'll let you dunk dick for a ducat."
--- Grand Prix Lim 186 a
This day's in her honor, you see;
She's as cheap with her favors
As assorted Life Savers;
That's how I was born - lucky me!
--- Armand Singer
Old whores that you meet name of Winnie.
She charges a price
That is very nice;
Not a buck, not a dime, but a penny!
--- Travis Brasell
Of patrons, she truly had many,
For her body was fine,
And her motions devine,
And her fee was but only a penny.
--- Cap'n Bean
Who peddled her ass for a penny.
She would holler out loud
At the men in the crowd,
"Hello, dear! You been gettin' any?"
--- G1815
Used to lay all the boys for a shilling,
Till a man deep in vice
Gave her double the price--
Though still willing, a shilling's not thrilling.
--- G1890
Whose usual charge was a penny.
For half of that sum,
You might rodger her bum,
A source of amusement to many.
--- Norman Douglas L1034
To his wife and both of his daughters.
They came back with a cry,
Hit him square in the eye,
With an oversize sack full of quarters.
--- Clarence E Boyle P8504 A
To take on seven men at one time;
One on top, one beneath,
In each hand, in the teeth,
And two with her toes, for a dime.
--- G0775
Who'd give bj's for just a few shillings.
Once she did hummeth
And the Ice Man Cometh,
And she said, "You have hurt my fillings!"
--- Gearhart
Who offered some very good buys:
From the ten dollar girls
Who were plump and with curls,
To the fifty-cent pieces with flies.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1698a
Whose prices were cosy, and canny.
A buck for a fuck,
Fifty cents for a suck,
And a dime for a feel of her fanny.
--- L0993
Who will hitch up her dress when you pass.
If you toss her two bits,
She will strip to the teats,
And let you explore her bare ass.
--- L1026
Who carried a mallet and spanner;
She said she was willing
To bang for a shilling,
Or tighten your nuts for a tanner.
--- Peter J Rose
Who put her ass up for sale.
For the sum of two bits,
You could tickle her teats,
But a buck would get you real tail.
--- L1009
Who promised she would fuck no more.
For a crummy two bits,
She'd show you her tits,
And moan as she shit on the floor.
--- MrMalo
Who was just an out-and-out hooer.
Between her big tits
Men could go for two bits,
And for four bits a fellow could screw her.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who got bored with her two-for-a-penny trick.
She gave up on hooking
For short-order cooking,
With results that would make even Denny sick.
--- Jemstone P2006
Said the pretty young eager-to-pleaser;
He had dickered her down
To have sex for a crown,
And then offered two pence just to squeeze her.
--- Crazy Legs T9801
Or pussy to any rich dandy,
Now gives it for free
To little old me,
'Cause I'm so well hung and randy!
--- Roderick T9712
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