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My nubile young neighbor, Suzanne, I think that I met neighbor Suz, The Countess Raczynski-Sobor A rollicking fellow named Rex, Nymphomaniacal Flo I have heard that some males are harassed My sister is a sex crazed whore; A nympho young lady of Eire A pussy-starved nympho from Metz The task of achieving longevity Beryl's face appears careworn and ashen, A horny young nympho named Kight I once knew a girl called Grundoon, Said a nympho, "All men are my brothers; A nympho was looking quite vexed We feel sorry as hell for this guy, Perchance I went visiting Molly's I want me a girl; I won't bitch. My second worse pun on Dumb Doras -- There was a young nympho from Spain A dissolute satyr named Fred A nympho in need from Torbay Sweet nymphomanic Miss Stainer There was a nympho gal named Bette All night this man tried to survive A nympho from Bangor in Maine, A hot-blooded actress named Fawn, A promiscuous lady named Marge A seething young nympho from Kent A dazed milkman advised one or two Perhaps you're a girl reader who A right nymphomaniac vixen Bertha, a nymph from Nantucket, Said a nympho named Gloria Bender, A young girl once said on a Monday, Miss Nympho was in such a heat My dearest old friend Fanny Chang, A teenager nympho named Tillie When the Art Ball was over, Miss Kahn, There was a young Nympho from Troy, A horny young lady named Lear There once was a frightful old hussy, A sprightly young woman of Hellas A castaway nympho named Penny, There's a very prim girl named McDrood, This nympho just smiled and felt gladder, "I'm just a sentimental sucker," There was a young girl of Lachine (Eugene) A wholesome young maiden from Joy Regarding a resemblence to Trout, So your lover was surely not dead, Some say that I come off as haughty, Before recreational sex, Our Maggie had all those to spare; Maggie's the one I adore; A wide-angled lens can't disguise I'm enjoying the glorious breeze For me, her attire should be spiffy, Though some look at women collectively, There was a young woman from Spreckles Beth is really a beaut! An erotic young doll at Penn State Some folks said she's easy with beaver; There was a sweet girl named Louise There's a certain young woman named Janet, To Jill said the sneering Bud Crockett, I remember a girl in Milwaukee,
Says any and all the boys can
Get into her pants,
Horizontally dance;
Something that Boston will ban.
--- Anon
A gal with a very loose cooz,
But it wasn't Boston,
I think it was Austin...
I fell in it up to my shoes.
--- Anon
After sex would start asking for more.
But the men in her life
Weren't up to the strife,
And most were found dead on the floor.
--- Lims For Erudite P0309
Was under a fortunate hex.
It seems he had such
An unusual touch,
It turned everything into sex.
--- Isaac Asimov
Has never learned how to say, "No!"
Though this leads to pleasure,
And a soupcon of treasure,
It also brings moments of woe.
--- Harald S Green P9601
By nymphos, and ain't that a blast!
If they need volunteers,
I'll humor the dears.
My prayers have been answered at last!
--- Al Willis P9603
She has blokes lined up at her door.
With a half hour of pumping,
Grinding, and jumping;
She is calling out for one more.
--- Funny Bone
Was lustful and full of desire.
To her husband she said,
"Would you please turn your head,
While the neighbor helps put out the fire."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0127
Delights in the sex that she gets;
Her spacious capacity,
Quite close to voracity,
Makes markets for new bassinets.
--- Armand E Singer 207
Is certainly no subject for levity.
For though a good life,
A nymphomaniac wife
Will change your longevity to brevity.
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
And it's all due to sexual passion.
Though it's turning her grey,
She makes love night and day,
As though it might go out of fashion.
--- Linda Marsh Coll
Believes endless sex a delight,
Which is why her poor spouse
Said, "Don't take off your blouse;
I've such a bad headache tonight."
--- Armand E Singer 892
Who made love through the night until noon.
Then the Army she tried,
And she there satisfied
Every officer, cook, and dragoon.
--- Monique de Plume
But I gladly would smother their mothers!
Make it crystal clear, please,
Though I loathe some disease,
I take a great pleasure in others.
--- Laurence Perrine P8512
Over matters that had her perplexed.
Armed with dildos, vibrators,
And inflatable gyrators,
She screamed out "God!, I'm over-sexed!".
--- Anon
For he gave it the Old College Try.
Still, a nympho from Livermore
Kicks because he won't givermore,
And that when his pecker's wrung dry.
--- Grand Prix Lim 268 G0607
And found her engrossed in her jollies,
With various veg,
And old neighbor call Reg,
And a couple of randy young collies.
--- Peter Wilkins
As long as she'll shed every stitch.
No more do I need
If she'll swallow my seed,
And's a young, pretty nympho who's rich.
--- Tiddy Ogg Q
They're nymphos who simply adore ass.
No fee, cockaholics,
They start in their frolics
The minute you open the door -- ass.
--- Irving Superior P9003
Went horse riding on bumpy terrain.
The saddlehorn hit her
Right where the Lord split her;
She goes back again and again.
--- Gearhart
Fell hard for some nympho (unwed);
Well, what he got into
Is closely akin to
Two lions in heat on a bed.
--- Armand E Singer 500
Is after a meaningful lay.
But can she be sure,
It's good, clean, and pure,
While bidding for it on eBay?
--- The Sailor P0308
Finds most male sex organs now pain her.
"I guess that I've blundered,
She said, "Seven hundred
Are too much for one little container."
--- G0771
Who went for a ride in a jet.
And after a while
She had sex in the aisle,
With all of the men she could get.
--- Tom Patton P9603
A nympho he picked up in a dive.
But by a quarter to two,
He was screwed and tatooed,
By a bitch equipped with overdrive.
--- Laurence Craft
Who runs more to cunt than to brain,
Performs odd sex functions
Without qualms or compunctions--
But then, who am I to complain?
--- Grand Prix Lim 449 G0655
Craved love-making from dusk until dawn.
She let no one slip past,
Taking on the whole cast,
Urging each that the show must go on.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Seduced the whole crew of a barge.
She screwed them again
Then rated the men;
They were medium, small, and (smile) large.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0410
Said "The gleam in your eye means intent
To get me in bed...
Okay, Man, go ahead!
I can't think of time better spent!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 378
Of his brush with the wild Miss Peru.
He then screeched for the cops,
Who, in two minutes tops
Found her house, but they still had to queue.
--- David A Brooks Q
Is appalled by the hot Miss Peru,
But do think of the others
(For instance, your brothers)
Who'd queue to do, too, or to view.
--- David A Brooks Q
Is neighborhood harlot Miss Nixon,
Parading each day
With her cunt on display,
Yelling, "Come all you men, stuff your dicks in!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Would make love to a man, then she'd suck it.
She liked lollypops red.
Then she'd hop out of bed,
Lick down to the stick and then chuck it.
--- Barbara Cunningham P9603z
This is file grl
"You can have it for free, I'm no vendor.
Just take me forthwith;
It's really no myth;
I am always that close to surrender.
--- Armand E Singer 380
"I'd like to have one day, a fun day.
With my ass in the air,
And ten cocks crammed in there,
To be force-fed that hot shit -- come sundae."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That ten times my quota of meat
Couldn't hope to appease her.
Though I did fail to please her,
The ten bangs I got were a treat.
--- G0610
Had a burning desire for hard wang.
Although quite petite,
Her pussy was sweet;
At her place she'd take on the whole gang!
--- Coolbreeze
Cavorted and lusted with Willie.
Her fame was world-wide,
But the girl was tongue-tied.
She just "wented a willa" in Chile.
--- Al Willis P9702
(Who's a nympho) was silted and wan.
She attended, you see,
As a walking TV,
And the guys all kept turning her on.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Whom several large guys did annoy;
One died in a hump,
One wore down to a stump,
The last one she took home as a toy.
--- Edwardian Leer 075
would screw without let, without fear,
From morn until night,
Cold sober or tight,
Up front, sometimes even up rear!
--- Armand E Singer 582
Who wasn't the slightest bit fussy
About how many men
Stuck what, where or when,
Up her poxy promiscuous pussy.
--- Michael Horgan
Made all of the other girls jealous.
In a pastoral region
She screwed half a legion,
And asked, "Where's the rest of the fellas?"
--- G0612
Went six months without getting any.
The attempted rescue,
Wiped out crew after crew.
No one can recall just how many.
--- Pierce Evans
What a combo - both nympho and prude!
She wears her dark glasses
When fellows make passes,
And keeps her eyes shut when she's screwed.
--- Grand Prix Lim 499 G2411
When the boys did their best to unclad her.
Now she loved to revel
And act like the devil,
And, what is more, she was badder.
--- Al Willis
Said bistro waiter Larry Tucker.
"I see her eat alone and tend
To think she's not got a friend.
I'd like to take her home and fuck her."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406
Whose response was excessively mean.
Though she was, they all said,
Rather stingy in bed,
She at least was dependably clean.
--- Keith MacMillan 52b
Was diffident and so very coy,
And diffident
Is different
From that which is attracting a boy.
--- Lims Unlimited
I think I can say, without doubt,
That were we to meet,
On a mutual street,
That you might want to take me out!
--- Anon
And you've proved there's no need for a bed.
I bet she's a pearl,
That sweet little girl;
I'm sure she's gone straight to your head.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But I place the blame with this body.
Shape and sized perfect ten;
I am Gods gift to men.
And best when I'm bad being naughty.
--- Anon
I run a few casual checks:
Is she healthy and fit?
Has she more than one tit?
Both her gluteus maxies convex?
--- Norm Storer
She even had well coiffured hair.
But those cabinets
Were so full of wets,
She didn't get wood, but veneer.
--- Anon
She's funny and never a bore.
She drives me quite mad --
I'm dripping real bad --
But she is the cause and the cure.
--- Arden
That Christine is lovely and wise.
They gave her a shot,
She showed what she's got,
And gave the hemp market a rise!
--- H Welchel
With the waves just tickling my knees.
I'm feeling so frisky,
If it wern't so risky,
I'd like you to come for a squeeze.
--- P9005
And rather an average stiffy,
Have moods that are quirky,
With tits firm and perky,
And be able to come in a jiffy.
--- Hugh Clary Q
And some look them over protectively,
The masses of men
From Ceylon to Cheyenne
Admit they regard them connectively.
--- Limber Limericks
Who gathered in hundreds of shekels,
By collecting two bits
From the village nitwits,
Who offered to count all her freckles.
--- Lims Unlimited
I think she is cuddly and cute.
At five foot three
She's the one for me,
As for others I don't give a hoot!
--- Funny Bone
Used to hand it around on a plate,
And she murmured in haste,
Though she like to be chaste,
To escape was a death worse than fate.
--- Hugh Oliver A132A
My gal wuz a doggon deceiver.
Mom 'n them's scared
Cuz my gal's dissapared;
I reckon I ain't seen 'er neither.
--- Anon
Who asked a kind man for a squeeze.
He proved such a rat
That he gave more than that,
So she asked for an instant reprise.
--- Isaac Asimov
Who's the sexiest dish on the planet.
From her toe to her palm,
She's a nuclear bomb,
And no one, thank God, wants to ban it.
--- Isaac Asimov
"You're sexed like an oversized pocket."
She snapped, "Listen Bud,
I can wilt any stud...
So since you ain't tried it, don't knock it!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 713
Who would render me lustily cocky,
As she fondled and fiddled
And dawdled and diddled
And other erotic malarky.
--- Keith MacMillan A124B
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