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An estrous young wanton named Webb Admitted a pervert named Garms, There is a young girl down the street There was a young lady of Eccles In Warsaw men line up and cheer Now French girls don't need PhD's, Girls have a magnetic attraction While strolling along by the Thames, She kept her libido concealed, There was a fair maiden I knew There once was a hottie named Lasher A girl on a bus -- ah, romance! I hope that I cause no distress Never have I been a male, The teacher, commencing to teach, In bed, gal grad student named Klein My girlfriend has hair mousy brown, A young woman whose name is Lucille There was a young lady named Mays, A delightful young maid of La Jolla Don't tell me you don't take a peek My friend Wilson intends to abscond The prettiest women are lasses Why must my thoughts be so dirty? There once was a lady named Charlotte, A fine-figured woman, Ms Tanner; If I had a sexual planet There once was a girl named Trish A restive young lady from Goshen Young Penny has come-to-bed eyes, Think of the brain waves you'll get The cooking and menus are Anna's; My sister's a modern young miss; A whorish horsewoman named Trott (only saddlemakers daughter but all the horse manure - McW)
One day on the banks of the Liffey, Well, I checked out that beauty, Miss March. The youngest sister is Jayne, I sit here and wait for my kin There was a young maid of Cape Hatteras Some Southampton lasses are phoney; A meat slicer's great in the kitchen. Men will find my name is not A. Hill; Many men do not make wild passes Understanding, her father was not, There was a young tease from Mount Chesser, There once was a girl named Clarisse There was a young lady, Irene, A lovely mature girl named Lisa, There was a young lady named Lynn, A lady named Heaven was bent Girls who have no practicality There was a young girl of Biloxi There was a young woman from Great Britain, An ESP expert named Vance, Ireland is the home of Colleen; From Red Hook, the sexy Miss Booker There once was a maiden from Butte, 'Tis not Mary you talk of, pray tell; A woman named Alma, it's said, (Alma who - McW)(could be Mahler's wife?)
There was a young lass at the lakeside, A shady young lady named Kay, As I sit in the airplane's tight seat I know what I want for my present! So she toned down her boisterous bluster; Aw shucks, honey, you're Aphrodite, Possessed by a chick name of Rose,
Can regulate flow, even ebb,
So at parties and proms,
Or in bed at her mom's,
She's more in demand than a deb.
--- Armand Singer
"Of all girls' endearing young charms,
The one I love most,
In which I'm engrossed,
Is sweat from up under their arms."
--- Armand Singer
Who stares at me square in the meat,
When out for a stroll.
And last night she stole
A feel, and my friends, it was sweet.
--- Anon
Whose belly was covered with freckles.
But the boys didn't mind,
For she made a good grind,
And she did it for love, not for shekels.
--- G1742a
A Four with a sex-pack of beer.
A girl with three tits
Who carries some Schlitz,
Rates Ten with the thirsty men here.
--- Larry Davis P8712
If they have pretty breasts and cute knees.
They don't know the word, "No,"
And they love a peep show.
The thing I like best are their oui's!
--- Al Willis
To boys who are looking for action.
It just will not cease
Until he gets his piece,
And she gets all her satisfaction.
--- Tom Patton P9708
I delight in the height of girl's hems. (hhames)
If they were much higher,
I'm sure I'd catch fire --
I do like a shapely fem's stems. (fhame's sthames)
--- Norm Storer
This passionate lady of Field,
As an idealist
With a will to resist
And another to gracefully yield.
--- Keith MacMillan 97b
Whose eyes were unusually blue,
And her naughty smile said
She was much fun in bed.
She had eager men up the Kazoo.
--- Jhlcat
And every freeper wanted to mash her.
But she started to fret
And played hard to get.
So all we can do now is flash her.
--- Gene
The driver could see at a glance
That her outfit was breezy
And she would be easy.
Alas, he just missed his big chance.
--- Neal Wilgus P8507
When I say I'm a woman, no less.
I'd be telling you lies
If I said I was nice;
My hand can both hit and caress.
--- Anneli Blomqvist
Attached to that thing that you trail.
For all that it's worth,
The slit is from birth,
The legendary holy grail.
--- Anon
Saw a beautiful girl within reach.
He began to despair --
Something was in the air --
And that's not just a figure of speech.
--- Keith Gilman P0107
Would confuse signifier and sign.
Show a phallus in text,
She became highly sexed:
"I'm not in the mood to decline."
--- Anon
And her looks will not win her renown.
Though her assets lie hidden,
They're not quite forbidden,
And the joys there wipe out any frown.
--- John Miller 0123
Has extraordinary sexual appeal.
Men don't dare ask for much --
Here and there just a touch --
Or perhaps a more intimate feel.
--- Isaac Asimov
The queen of the courts in those days.
She was screwed by the dukes,
The lords and the flukes,
And she left all the knights in a daze.
--- Albin Chaplin 0324-0261
Lays around like the Maya de Goya,
Hardly conscious, it seems,
Of the copious streams
Of lascivious louts who enjolla.
--- Hugh Oliver A020B
At the masculine manly physique,
And the sensuous bulge
(When we dare to divulge),
Else life is exceedingly bleak.
--- Anon
With some beautiful blue-eyed young blond
Who will gladly agree
To any kink he
Might desire as to sex -- and beyond!
--- Isaac Asimov
Who relish my profligate passes,
Have tits, large or small,
Are short, or they're tall,
With legs from the floor to their asses!
--- Travis Brasell
I sit here and write for Mr Squirty.
A gal to make my heart thump,
Good looks and nice rump,
I doubt I'd stop being just flirty.
--- Ima Blast
Whom many mistook for a harlot.
Through her dress, you'll see tit,
And just a wee bit
Of pudenda, which she's painted scarlet!
--- Sam Pittman
You could tell, by her profile and manner.
When she fill up the screen,
With her cleavage, I mean,
No wonder they wanted to ban her.
--- Libby Corrie
With only one beauty to man it;
The choice would be clear,
Whose orbit I'd steer:
A nova, a new star named Janet.
--- Travis
Who was a very well endowed dish.
She liked to flirt
And wear a short skirt.
Will I get to bed her -- I wish!
--- Anon
Was frequently seen in the ocean;
It settled her nerves
While rounding her curves,
And gave her a fabulous motion.
--- Lims Unlimited
Sweet nipples that point to the skies,
A body curvaceous,
A manner flirtatious,
And fuck-me-to-heaven-ly thighs.
--- Peter Wilkins
From observing the maidens coquette,
With their perky young tits,
Not to mention their slits,
Which are always so fragrant and wet.
--- Anon
Though Iberian, she won't wear bandanas.
She just loves talking
'Bout hot Spanish porking,
And the things that she does with bananas.
--- Anon
She's not averse to giving her kiss,
To a laddie she'll meet,
In a park or a street;
To her, doing that is sheer bliss.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
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Just loved to give samples of twat.
Every day without fail,
There were males on her tail;
All the horsemen knew 'er as hot!
--- G0210
On Guinness I got rather squiffy;
But one look at Mary
Who worked in the dairy,
And lo! Instantaneous stiffie!
--- Peter Wilkins
She makes all your throats feel real parched;
With big dewey eyes
That quite hypnotize,
And in your pants, something well starched.
--- Anon
She's often described as insane.
She's usually skint,
But her heart's worth a mint,
And her life is more pleasure than pain.
--- Jayne
Near the store where they're shopping within.
As I watch the girls pass,
I see much tits and ass,
And generous portions of skin.
--- Parker Waterman P0203
Who said, "I don't know what the matteras--
Men all lose their nerve
When they see how I curve,
I wish that I had a much flatteras!"
--- E Fox
If you kiss them they'll want matrimony.
Nicer gals are near by,
That you might like to try;
They're referred to as "New Forest Pony"!
--- Anon
Whenever your meat starts to itchin'
There is nothing nicer
Than a sexy meat slicer.
Just tell her, "Scratch here and no bitchin'."
--- Theo M Heller P9304
I require a real male for a thrill;
I'm no iconoclast,
But would not feel harrassed,
And effeminate men make me ill.
--- Ann Gasser P9111
At girls who keep wearing their glasses.
The result's contact lenses,
From the hills to the glenses,
Being worn by millions of lasses!
--- Arthur Pattaffy
When I told him his daughter was hot.
He forbade me to see her,
So I just have to steal her;
Oh Lord! I Pray I'm not caught!
--- M D McFarland
Who'd smile at the men who'd assess her.
So flirtatious was she,
When she had them for tea,
Then allowing not one to undress her.
--- Scott Hendricks
Of whom every guy wanted a piece.
Big tits and nice ass,
Oozed nothing but class,
Unlike her nymphomaniac niece!
--- Anon
Whose smile was the biggest I've seen.
The sight of her back
Left nothing to lack,
Though the front was slightly obscene.
--- Archie
Enjoyed good delivery pizza.
When he knocked on her door,
A guy could be sure,
He'd be met by an older cock-teaser.
--- Richard Long
Who had a surprising big grin.
But the biggest surprise,
Was the look in her eyes,
Which promised original sin.
--- Archie
On pleasing 'most each handsome gent.
Men who tried her bed
And slid inside said,
That coming was truly Heaven sent.
--- Ken McNairn
And even no sense of reality
Can still survive
And even thrive
By practicing their sensuality.
--- Evelyn L
Who protested, "I'm nobody's doxy,
Though a party that swings
Will provoke me to things
I would never let Benjamin Spock see."
--- Keith MacMillan A069A
With whom I was really quite smitten.
She was sugar and spice,
And everything nice,
And when I stroked her, she purred like a kitten.
--- Anon
Was walking the street, and by chance,
When he read a girl's mind;
Was disgusted to find
That she'd like to get into his pants.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2354
Red haired, with eyes that are green.
With nice round firm tits
And moist little bits,
And flys will explode when she's seen.
--- Anon
Wondered why on the bus folks forsooker.
When asked, "Where you from?"
She startled them some
By replying, "Oh, I'm a Red Hooker."
--- Grand Prix Lim 225
Montana, with buttocks so cutte
That many a beau
Reported her seau,
Enticing his rutte to salutte.
--- Anon
I'd damned that young (l)ass off to hell.
Last time she was 'round
My dick fell to the ground.
I don't know what my gal to tell.
--- Anon
Took many great artists to bed.
Gustave, Walter and Franz,
(Maybe serveral named Hans),
But 'twas only the first three she wed.
--- Barry
Whose diminuitive waist was her great pride.
She'd sashay the shoreline,
Producing a low whine
From young bucks, all fixedly wide-eyed.
--- Bill Doern
When asked by a Georgian at play,
Why her nickname was Dip,
Would reply with a quip:
"Since I spread for you crackers", she'd say.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
What view will my wandering eyes meet?
A stewardess pert
In a tight miniskirt,
And when she bends down -- What a treat!
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0203
A woman so foxy and pleasant:
A lovely young thing
Who looks like a queen,
But sucks and fucks like a peasant.
--- Mike M. T9712
And spoke softly, and called herself Buster.
A boys name, she figured,
Would make her seem bigger,
And give her testosterone luster.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
'Cause under your long flannel nighty
You've got the right stuff,
Like titties and muff,
Which swells up my pride, gosh a'mighty!
--- Anon
Great thighs and tight holes into those;
I confess being stirred
By the thighs of this bird --
The holes? Not her ears nor her nose.
--- Armand Singer P0101
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