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Cut down in the prime of her life, Women's Lib has a claim: Do respect us, Don't arouse a feminazi's ire, Great grandma got up before dawn, Men once owned wives -- bodies and wills. Let us hope that the sheiks' being brash My girl is a women's lib aberation A crusading lady named Cruze, Now wouldn't a lady look weird, Said his wife, "You're her boss, that is true. There's a mild mannered fellow named Sid, Said a man-hater, Willa McWilde, "Can you tell what a husband is, Floss?" The editor, Ms. Abigail Cloat "I'll stand up for my rights," yelled Miss Marrs, A man in the forest stood long In these days of confusion and strife, Now, Affirmative Action's the sort Said the female exec to her beau, Says a showgirl who works at the Lido, "Man the barricades!" bellows our leader, In a Texas bordello, where Dallas is, Some women of breeding and class, The far right fanatics are bumming. The best world has no war at all; The girls who espouse liberation A hard line fem libber at Yale The feminists' movement's fast trip Whenever the Women's Lib molls, The distaff contingent we vex Said a God-fearing lady called Whitehouse, To be judged by the color of tresses An old whore named Lulu McPherson, Gals, you should never have to do I try with all the men that I meet, To the women of NOW there has been A woman's lib gal with a mission A women's lib lady, Miss Beggs, If LIBBERS still parity wish, The old double standard's alive; I seek no response from NOW femme; Why was good-natured, well-meaning Earl (NOW - National Organization of Women - for libbers - McW)
"Squawk, squawk!" Bloody chickens, I say. A Women's Lib leader named Stutz, My admin assist makes me fidget, A revisionist female huperson, When few ladies ventured so far As a woman who reached her full growth, You Women's Lib gals won't agree, Of marriage, I've not a kind word; The sheikh said, "If I may be glib, A radical member of NOW A feminist, fetchingly scented, "Emission Rules Tightened"...Today A volatile maiden named Lee There was a young lady of Cowerbie, A foreman who's known to be rude, A young women's libber named Dee, Said an ex-Bunny, Miss Winifred Hyde, Shed a tear for poor brainwashed Miss Beek, All day I've been singing the blues There once was an old women's libber, An ardent campaigner named Raines, The Chauvinist said, "Don't you see, For a woman to really be free With unisex, such as it is, Now that women have found liberation,
Not sugically, as with a knife --
She died the slow way.
She spent every day
Enslaved by he who called her "wife."
--- Marlene Lewis
Don't let male piggish phrases deflect us.
We want to erase
Each masculine phrase,
Such as "mankind" and "Homo erectus."
--- Bill Backe-Hansen P8807
By signalling her your desire;
If you flash her some eve,
She'll have - do believe! --
Your dick on a stick on a fire!
--- Anon
And kept working till day was long gone.
She raised fifteen children,
But what's so bewilderin',
Never once did she feel put upon.
--- Don Boen P8112
They called shots, hogged all the thrills.
Now woman's been freed,
Liberated indeed --
She is free to pay his and her bills.
--- Ann Gasser P9311
Won't inspire women's lib to be rash.
Though a shortage of gas
Is a pain in the ass,
Just imagine--a shortage of gash!
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Because she likes copulation.
I asked her for some.
She said, "Your time will come.
I'm now going through 'girl-stration'."
--- Edward C Wolfert P8112
Was highly advanced in her views.
She once in a zoo,
Liberated a gnu,
And was lavishly praised by the News.
--- Anon
If she grew a mustache and a beard?
Yet, if some of the militants, (If men grew effeminate)
Lost all their dipilatants, (For lack of a stem in it,)
I think their whole game would be queered.
--- Norm Storer G0483
So she does what you want her to do.
But I think the law mentions
Unwelcome attentions --
'Harass' is one word, and not two!"
--- John E Mayhood P9912
Whose wife...let me tell what she did:
She won all their fights
Over feminine rights;
Now poor Sid has to have the next kid!
--- Don Boen P8112
"Goddammit, I find I'm with child.
But the heart of the bother,
Was telling the father;
The son-of-a-bitch only smiled!"
--- G1684A
The bride gave her fair head a toss;
"I certainly can!
A husband's a man
Who believes that you think he is boss!"
--- P8112
Said, "This damn Ms. gets my goat."
A farmhand today
Busts his balls for his pay.
"Busts his or her balls," Cloat rewrote.
--- P8503
But all she could show were some scars.
For the males, as one, rose,
And resorted to blows,
As she crashed homosexual bars.
--- Anon
And spoke his opinions out strong.
Though no woman was near,
The questions appear:
Without woman, is he still wrong?
--- Res Ipsa
That divide even husband and wife,
Don't you long for the old days,
Those have-and-to-hold days,
When wives knew their station in life?
--- Don Boen P8112
Of amendment that I might support.
If we save the bill for
The next major war...
Then let feminists hold down the fort.
--- William N Nesbit P9703
"I've developed a pragmatic credo.
I support ERA
But there are times when I stray
And the lib I support is libido."
--- Ashland Lions Club P9012
"I've accepted a flexible credo:
I support women's rights,
But there are, frankly, nights
When the Lib that I flaunt is libido."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
As the guns and the ammo I feed her.
But it isn't PC,
As our troops all are "she",
So I doubt that the others will heed her.
--- Sheila B
Where a tough women's libber named Alice is,
All the ladies regard
It increasingly hard
To subscribe to those masculine phalluses.
--- Keith MacMillan A113D
Who venture to picket en masse,
Will quote from McLuhan,
To each guy they're screwin',
And preach on the crassness of grass.
--- Anon
A boogie-man's needed, they're humming.
The commies are dead,
Their new chant instead?
"Look out, the women are coming."
--- John Roberts P9301
No famine nor disease cast a pall.
Cancer is curable,
All goods are durable,
And all men are just two feet tall.
--- Marlene
Want no part of male fornication.
They spend all their nights,
Passing up these delights
And enjoying their own "mistress-bation".
--- Edward C Wolfert P8112 A
To the opposite sex would bewail
To support ERA
For she hoped to convey
That a Ms is as good as a male.
--- Bob Giandomenico P8811
Was started by Nietzche's curt quip
That some thought exquisite;
"When going to visit
The woman, forget not the whip!"
--- Travis Brasell
Throw parties, they tear down the walls.
They sing and they dance,
In their bell-bottom pants,
But you can't say they really have balls.
--- Anon
With our rhymes about full-figured sex.
But could they make funny
A stud with no money
With flabby and ill-defined pecks?
--- J'Carlin
"I am going to retire to a lighthouse,
Where never is heard
A four-letter word,
And nobody calls you a shitehouse."
--- Roger Woddis
Or mammary size sorely distresses
Me and my "sisters."
Your thoughtlessness, Misters,
Certainly seems quite regressive.
--- Arden
Agreeable but a grudge she was nursin'.
When referring to gender,
This request she would render:
"Don't call me a call-girl -- call-person!"
--- Jane D Hughes P9205
This is file gfl
Anything you do not want to.
If he asks for more
Throw him out the door,
And tell him to himself go screw.
--- Anon
To find with full measures complete.
Adding up their whole sum,
Totals more than a thumb,
And comes in somewhat closer to feet.
--- Anon
A desire to eliminate men.
To this I'm aghast,
So I look to the past
For the old fashioned women of THEN.
--- Shelby Forrest
Explained her distaste for coition:
"Though fucking I love
If I'm on him above,
But I can't stand the lower position."
--- P8112
Resolved to advance a few pegs,
So she wore a man's pants
And she took a man's stance,
But she pissed all over her legs.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1946
Consider you-son-of-a-bish.
The "bitch" first discard
For sexless "bastard",
Then gLIBly to "daughter of..." swish.
--- Irving Superior P9103
The churches allow it to thrive.
But I won't obey,
No how and no way!
That's why no man took me to wive.
--- Anon
I'd rather protect my old stem.
I find that their ire
Just quenches my fire.
I don't care for feminist phlegm.
--- Chris Papa
Dubbed a dastardly, chauvinist churl?
Was he shameless and vile?
A depraved pedophile?
No! he called a NOW person a "girl"!
--- William N Nesbit P9608
Give 'em dick 'cause they want a good lay;
But as soon as your stalk
Plunges in 'em, they squawk
About "rights" and "harassment" today.
--- Anon
Is known to have plenty of guts.
When asked what she'd need
To be totally freed,
She snarled at her questioner, "Nuts!"
--- Anon
I swear she's as lovely as Gidget.
I said, "Your hair smell nice."
She then turned me in... twice!
I think it's because I'm a midget.
--- Anon
Was arrested for posing a new person.
Her personifesto
Persondated arrest: Lo!
Her President Mary S. Truperson.
--- Cyber Geezer
As to smoke or to stand at the bar,
When many might fret
At a mere cigarette,
Amy Lowell preferred a cigar.
--- A N Wilkins P9202
Having stuck to this one solemn oath:
Never once to feel shame
Over being a dame
And a bitch, I am proud to be both.
--- Goin2later
But dependent on men you must be.
You'll still need a him
With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!
--- G0235
For my hubby has been quite a turd.
I'd as soon be alone
As to hear him moan.
I'd rather be free as a bird.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When I like the cut of her jib,
I don't try to find
Whether she has a mind
Or if she supports Women's Lib.
--- A N Wilkins P8407
Remained chaste and unsullied, somehow.
Was it her politics
That discouraged the dicks,
Or because she resembled a cow?
--- William N Nesbit P9606
In a charming hotel room she'd rented,
Had picked up a guy
In the street, passing by,
When she said, "Right on!", boy! she meant it.
--- Isaac Asimov P8112
Cried the headlines! I just have to say
It's a seminal ruling
In the field of prick-tooling;
The Fems have again got their way!
--- TuttaGioia
Was shouting, "All women are free!"
And patting her flanks.
I said to her, "Thanks,
I hope you will save one for me."
--- Limber Limericks
Who said, "Oh, the men really bore me!
But I reckon, without 'em,
Though I hate 'em and scout 'em,
There just would be no one to scour me."
--- L0822
Said something a worker thought lewd.
Though red in the face,
She's got a court case,
So it's his ass that's going to be screwed.
--- Anon
Thought her job should be equal and free.
She got her promotion,
But not by devotion,
But by screwing the senior V.P.
--- Laurence Craft
"I, the person, will not be denied."
When asked, "What's to be done,
When a man wants his fun?"
"You can play with yourselves," she replied.
--- Anon
Who, though blessed with a glorious physique,
Hot-blooded and passionate,
As to sex, she would ration it
On some crackpot Liberation mystique.
--- G1528
Then finally I just blew a fuse!
They don't seem to hear --
They just wanna leer.
I'm so sick of men and the views!
--- Anon
Who spouted a load of old gibber,
'Til Angus said "Och!
What you need is my cock!"
And sorted her out with his dibber.
--- Peter Wilkins
When parading for feminine gains,
Was arrested at once,
For engaging in stunts,
That left several permanent stains.
--- Anon
Women's Lib is just pure fantasy.
There'll be equal sexes
When men wear Kotexes,
And women stand up when they pee!
--- Jim a
And with men hold her place equally,
She must wear up in front
A man's fly at her cunt,
And must learn how to stand up to pee.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2071a
It's hard to tell Mr. from Ms.
But I think it's like this:
When they stand up to piss,
It's hers that will miss and not his.
--- Pierce Evans
They feel that male sex they can ration.
So who do I turn to
When I have a yearn to?
Thank God, there is still masturbation.
--- P8112
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