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I'll keep hanging out in the hope, A fancy young pansy, Paul Potts, The girls have asked me for a hayride, A gay vintner who lived by the Thames, The replies to her ad weren't funny, A fellow named Gentleman John There was a young fairy named Bates, He floats through the air with great ease, The fuzzy tit drag queen's named Kenny. There once was a guy from St. Loo At the Iron Horse Steam Baths, the cream Whilst probing my nose with a poker A fairy named Wind said, "I could, Young cowboys still have a great fear, In a bank in the town of La Grange, I have serviced this town many years, "This summer's been quite a delight," Said the faggot, "I love whom I'm with, A young fairy with habits perverse My brother is hiding in Oz A horny young fellow namd Art A wealthy old merchant of Troy Aboard ship was a very gay purser, A "Fag Dude" by name of Seth Greed, From out of the closet came Jay. A footballer from Oslo, Norway, Sighs a delicate fellow named Perry, Said a "high camp" in Washington Square There is an old fellow named Shaw A horny old wino named Jim A sensitive fellow is Bart, A patient old fag named McQueen, A young Aussie boxer, a yobo, A whimsical Arab from Aden, Said a swishy-tailed homo named Mears Sir John said he liked to expound I know a young fellow named Zeke A gay who was called Ivor Hyde, When dear little Grady McGreed A queer from around Saskatoon A lonely young fellow named Guy In Arabia said Abdul the Vicious, An effete young esthete, Fruity Fred, Aging old queers are no treat: There once was a lady called Mary There was a young fellow named Klotz A soldier who's stationed at Bragg Every night a fellow named Tom When the power went off in L.A., In South Beach, the men are all gay; There once was a fellow named Wagstaff A FANTABULOUS "fairy" named Fred, (Vermont recognizes same sex marriages)
By the river there roamed Mr Teeny, At a gay bar, two young men inspected, In the land of the great Golden Gate, Four fay fellows decided to clown There once was a fat queer from Goole, "I seem to have a problem, of late," Three faggots got ploughed on May wine, M is the Middy-Esthete, There once was a fag named Ulysses. A fellow from out of Dunkirk There's Jacob and Isaac, two Jews -- Groused bigoted homophobe Lars, An unhappy female from Sears A friend of mine pretends he is gay, There was an old pander from Perth
You might just invite in this dope,
And maybe for hours
While outside it showers,
Inside we can play 'drop the soap'!
--- Anon
Met a whore in a store down in Watts.
Sneered the queer, "Shoo, you floosie!"
Roared the whore, "Don't be choosy!
After all, my dear Paul, You're ersatz!"
--- Anon
To honor June when she's a May bride;
I had to say "No!"
'Cause next thing you know,
Some guy will demand one for gay pride.
--- Travis Brasell
Produced wines that were absolute gems,
By sucking and licking,
The boys that were picking,
And pressing their grapes and their stems.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9710
She would not have some fag for her honey!
But she targeted them,
With "GWM", (gay, white, male)
Believing it meant "Guy With Money".
--- Anon
Once said to his friend, Algernon,
"With all due respect,
I see you're erect.
D'you suppose that we might get it on?"
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Who took out young fellows on dates.
With his hands on their hips
He applied his hot lips,
To their phalluses, testes, and nates.
--- L0381
But he doesn't use a trapeze.
He is weird as hell,
And a pansy as well,
And happiest down on his knees.
--- Larry Davis P8711
His lover said "Silicon, aplenty...
And his butt does inspire."
"No shit?" I inquire?
And (with hands on hips), "Hardly any."
--- Anon
Who hailed sailors with, "Oh, Yoo hoo!"
When asked his persuasion,
He'd reply with evasion
That he thought of himself as "fagou".
--- Martin Wellborn P9111
Of the gay rail elite live a dream.
How those Bruces are thrilled!
Their cabooses are drilled,
Then they're blown with a full head of steam!
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner]
To the strains of the old Kari-oka,
I lit up a fag,
Who hit me with his bag
Crying: "Excuse me, this is a non-smoker!"
--- Kevin Hale Q
If healthy, give pleasure -- and would!
But alas, a disease
Cramps my yearning to please,
Since an ill Wind blows nobody good."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
That old studs, once filled with beer,
And completely addled,
Will throw on a saddle,
And ride them, bucking, from the rear.
--- Masquerade: Queer P0606
A straight guy did something quite strange.
He groped an old feller,
Then turned to the teller,
Proclaiming, "I'm here just for change."
--- Bob Birch
Since the days when all gays were just queers.
I provided the gentry
With their first rear entry,
And now all I hear are the jeers.
--- Richard Long
Said sodomite gardener, Dwight.
"I work and I play
With a yard every day,
But just seven inches at night!"
--- Hugh Clary
And I'd so like to dithspel the myth
That uth gays are tho scary,
Or you have to be wary;
I'll prove it right now with a kith!"
--- John Miller 0339
Found that beatings made life just a curse.
So each time he went hence,
He assured his defense
With a dildo he kept in his purse.
--- G1031
I do think that it is because
He's smokin' again
And leering at men --
It's prob'ly against someone's laws.
--- Anon
Once wondered if it would be smart
To be indiscreet
With a boy from the fleet.
But the boy said, "Come, let us start!"
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Sailed west with his favorite boy.
Like Achilles/Ullyses,
The lad was his misses.
There's no need for Helen. Oh Joy!
--- Anon
Whose desires were bad, worse, and worser.
The crew was no dope
And would never drop soap
'Cause the purser sure liked his vice verser.
--- Jane D Hughes P9111
Though he clearly runs on a slow speed,
Desires it be noted,
In school he was voted
The most likely guy to suck seed!
--- Anon
"On He-men I have this to say--
Since men I adore
And women abhor,
A He-man's a man who is gay.
--- Irving Superior P9309
Is the team's one and only true gay.
In the locker room
He yells, "Va Va Voom!
What a wonderful place to be fey."
--- Harry Rubin P9309
"I long for the life of a fairy--
Not impossible things,
Only tights and pink wings --
But my friends say I'm simply too hairy."
--- Norm Storer P9111
"When I mince, all the straight fellows stare...
My demeanor, though formal,
Squares think is abnormal,
Though I look sweet to queers everywhere.
--- Grand Prix Lim 448
Who spends lots of time in a spa,
Groping the thighs
Of handsome young guys,
And feeling them up in the raw.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Went out on the prowl for some quim.
He could find no one
Except for the bum
Of the homo they call Loosy Tim.
--- Paul South African
Devoted to beauty and art.
The sight of young rears
Quite moves him to tears,
And thighs! They just tear him apart!
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Kept watch in a public latrine.
He would gaze and compare,
And response to his stare,
Might result in his making the seen.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Was subjected to many a low blow.
His voice changed its pitch,
So now he's a bitch,
A faggot, a queer, and a homo!
--- Bill Canada
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His masculine member well laden,
Cried, "Nuptual joy,
When shared with a boy,
Is better than melon or maiden."
--- L0446
To his "he-love" bestriding Miss Sears,
"Well...here in Connecticut
We do not think it's etiquette
To waste sex on girls when there's queers."
--- Grand Prix Lim 458
On sexual matters, profound;
On the joys of orgasm
And that kind of spasm,
And simply just messing around.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
With unheard of erotic technique.
He is, my dear Mary,
A radical fairy!
He also has lots of mystique.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Caught a bus and went for a ride.
"Your fare," said the driver,
When he spotted young Ivor.
"You're not bad yourself," he replied.
--- H Myers T9801
Abandoned his virginal creed,
Most of the men
Said. "Cherchez la femme!"
But said little Grady, "Indeed."
--- Thespus
Said "I reckon I'm leaving here soon;
For all of the fairies
Out here on the prairies,
I might as well live on the moon."
--- Hugh Oliver 84a
Likes to play in the nude in the rye.
He lies there and begs
For a cock 'tween his legs.
No one ever suggested he's shy!
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
"I see by your looks you're suspicious
That I'm slightly queer...
You're quite right, my Dear,
My harem I keep just to wash dishes!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 333
To a faggoty friend sadly said:
"When I woke up last night,
Just imagine my fright,
When I found a nude girl in my bed!"
--- G0976
Sucking cocks, raping kids, smelling feet.
They talk like a preacher,
Pervert every creature,
And worry about being indiscreet.
--- G2738
Who indeed was completely contrary.
She married a gay
Who on Christmas Day
Perched on top of the tree as a fairy.
--- Anon
Who went looking for tail in New Lots.
Of tail, he found nary
A piece, but a fairy
Suggested he try some ersatz.
--- L1284
Confirmed that he's really a fag.
One night he drank heavily
And showed up at reveille
The following day in full drag.
--- David Miller
Would cruise the same bar with aplomb.
He make risque passes
And pat people's asses.
It was sort of a nightly sitcom.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
The perverts all came out to play.
And since I am one,
I joined in the fun
For a night when we each had our way.
--- Bob Birch P0105
Women with themselves do play.
Babies are rare
In this faggot lair,
But orgies are common each day.
--- Brian Patton
Who bought supermarkets in Flagstaff.
Then replaced all cashiers
With a truckload of queers.
And today Wagstaff's pround of his fag staff.
--- Michael Weinstein P9408
Decided to dye his hair red.
His swish now enchanced,
He's dined and romanced,
And soon, in Vermont, will be wed.
--- Chris Papa
Who stripped off his lover's bikini.
He loved pubic hair,
And balls that were bare,
And adored the taste of a weenie.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Some girls whom they promptly rejected.
In blank ennui,
It was easy to see,
They were totally other-directed.
--- John Ciardi
Where male picks a male for his mate,
All the men's dicks
Smell a whole lot like shit,
And they think a girl's cunt's not too great.
--- Mike Hunter
In a bar on the gay side of town.
They considered it cool
To sit on one stool
Which they'd cleverly turned upside down.
--- Don Moore P9110
Who sat down on an upturned bar stool.
After greasing the legs,
He screams out and begs,
"Oh! Ride me! You randy young fool!"
--- Anon
Said a handsome young man from upstate.
"Since tricking with Thor,
My tongue has been sore.
It must have been someone I ate."
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
And, dressed in high drag screamed, "Divine!"
Amid giggles and shrieks
They behaved like the Greeks,
And harmonized "Sweet Androgyne."
--- G2746
As heartbreaker he can't be beat;
He's sorry to be
So deadly, but he
Can't help looking Terribly Sweet.
--- William O Stevens P0900
Who lived in a house with three sissies.
At work and at play,
They were happy and gay,
And at night they threw each other kissies.
--- Anon
Misjudged the strength of his dirk.
He said, "Sorry Ron,
But my hard-on is gone.
Please try me again after work."
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Identical brothers; the crew's
Delighted they're bent;
They know what was meant,
When told that the ship had twin screws.
--- Anon
"I hate all those goddam gay bars;
Old pansies will grope you,
The S and M's rope you,
And Venus looks too much like Mars."
--- Armand Singer P0104
Said, "The world seem to be full of queers.
Every party and bout
Brings swish elements out,
Where they mill around wagging their rears."
--- Grand Prix Lim 139
When we rehearse in our school play.
It really is sick,
When he grabs my dick,
But I often wonder, "What the HAY!!"
--- Shiznap
Who lisped from the time of his birth.
They thought he was gay
When they all heard him say,
"Hath anyone theen my new purth?"
--- TuttaGioia
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