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FBI documents hidden away, The cowardly killer, McVeigh, Said McVeigh, as he cheerfully waved The cowardly killer, McVeigh, An eye for an eye, to each his kind; McVeigh is just digging the perks Most Americans think it just fine He says that his type will hit harder, I find it exceedingly odd Seems the criminal get all the rights Tim's point is: Is conspiracy thought If Kevorkian is put away We saw the All American Way, Though we differ about execution, There once was a man in Afghanistan, "The jihad will finally find birth," So, if I were a guy named Osama, Yes, If I were Osama bin Laden, We're bombing a big stretch of sand Osama, that Al Queda pain, Now the sheik huddles down in his cave; The cretin, ex of Saudi We're certain to see justice meted; There once was a man named Bin Laden, Bin Laden and all brought to trial, Afghanistan is a small enclave, Old Bin Laden is such a great bore, America's resolve is firm This Bin Laden turd is the one The man has escaped us, by thunder! In Islam the burqa's respected; They've surrounded our friendly Omar, A crafty old fag named Osama O'Sammy's name don't be besmirchin' Some say Bin Laden is gay There was once this wimp named Bin Laden, Got a message today through my modem Osama Bin Laden is glum; Osama bin Laden's been found! I hear the perverted Osama, The mother of Slimey bin Laden Whatever the mess that he's in, "Osama," said Bush, "would of prospered It would be a terrible shame, Osama's been Laden with dirty thought; Up to his ass in large boulders, Osama bin Laden once said, A bloke called Osama Bin Laden Osama, the son of a bitch, Now the courts have discovered a gaffe As a youth, Osama bin Laden That very same fellow, Osama, Osama bin Ladin, they say A man called bin Laden is heard Great Allah has made a decree; Osama bin Laden was thrilled Bin Laden's a son of a bitch; ...Their berkas at him as they dance A bloke by the name of Osama, Hi Ossie, it's Saddam Hussein. There's plenty of old DC3's, The Merkin defence won't detect The Dubya gave this news update: Osama! Osama Bin Laden! Not Wanted now: Dead Or Alive! They say that Osama bin Laden This very same fellow, Osama
Probably won't, in the end, help McVeigh.
But the document clerk
Will soon be out of work
For the blunder he found and displayed.
--- Dr Limerick 05-11-01
Has sniveled and begged for a stay.
Said the court, "That's just crap 'n'
It ain't gonna happen;
Get ready, you're goin' away.
--- Observer
To the crowd, "You are sick and depraved,
So, through being rotten,
It's clear that I've gotten
The attention that I've always craved."
--- John Miller
With luck, has held justice at bay.
But the grim reaper waits,
Patiently, at the gates
Of Hell, to award Tim his pay!
--- Observer
On and on until we are blind.
They'll all hold a grudge;
Should be God who's the judge.
That wisdom they never will find.
--- Mastersk8
Of a federal pen with the works,
Watching his tale on cable
While we're still unable
To kill 'cause of FBI jerks.
--- Cyber Wizard
That the death toll's now one sixty nine.
Though sordid and ugly,
They give their thanks smugly,
To a God who says "Vengence is mine!"
--- Mastersk8
If he should become a new martyr.
The scary part is
I'm buying that biz;
You'd hope that our folks would be smarter.
--- Cyber Wizard
When the squeamish all mew, "Spare the rod!"
See the criminal brain
Is society's drain;
The People shoul get rid of the clod!
--- Tom Accousti
And the victims are left to their plights.
Tim broke the laws; (McVeigh)
Let society's jaws
Close down and snuff out his lights.
--- Tom Accousti
And political underground fraught
With misplaced papers,
And FBI capers;
Make you wonder who else has been bought.
--- Tom Accousti
His cell mate should be Tim McVeigh.
When the doc prevails,
He'll clean out the jails,
And true justice will then have its day.
--- Tom Patton P9708
Demonstrated by young Tim McVey.
But if might was right,
Why get so up tight,
And blow that poor sucker away?
--- Dr Limerick
As a decent crime-fighting solution,
You really can't mean
That an act so obscene,
Deserves less than max retribution.
--- Dr Limerick
A guest of the rulers called "Taliban."
This man in a turban
Destroyed buildings urban,
And said, "Let's kill every American."
--- M Fotheringham
He surmised with undisguised mirth.
But all that he triggered
Were Yanks re-invigored,
To sweep his kind off of the Earth.
--- M Fotheringham
I think I'd be crying for "Mama!"
For what has begun
Will never be done,
'Til Osama has suffered some trauma.
--- M Fotheringham
I think that my pants would be sodden.
For regardless of wealth,
When your facing a Stealth,
The hole that you hide in, you'll rot in.
--- M Fotheringham
That once was Bin Laden's home land.
It cannot be wrong
Although he's long gone,
We'll make sure the desert does understand.
--- Tony Burrell
Lies somewhere in the Hindu Kush Plain.
He broke a few yolks
For the Afghan folks
And was ultimate ULTRAMONTANE.
--- Chris Papa
He knows soon it will be his deep grave.
When he screams in stark fear,
Even Allah won't hear
"Why 'd I attack the home of the brave."
--- Tom Patton P0201
Will soon be unable to see
O'er his shoulder. Perchance
He will need some new pants,
With his ass where his neck used to be.
--- Anon
Of that fact, almost all have conceeded.
"Bin Laden," says Bush,
"Will fall on his tush.
I'm resolved to see him de-feeted!"
--- Observer
Who caused us to sadden and madden,
Aladdin he's not,
Magic lamp he ain't got,
We will get him and hearts will then gladden.
--- Joel D Ash P0110
Their crimes filled with evil and guile;
Vile acts demand death,
Reconcile ending breath,
Contemplation that brings forth a smile.
--- Joel D Ash P01
Intent on Bin Laden to save.
Though if he's still there,
They don't know just where,
But they're sure he will always behave.
--- Chris Papa
I wish they would give him what for.
Just blow up his cave
But all his bits save,
So he could come back as Dave's whore.
--- Marlene Lewis
As we make old Osama squirm.
And isn't he brave
Hiding out in a cave,
Like a little old cowardly worm.
--- Observer
Whose balls should be shot with a gun.
He's screwed up my life --
Help! Get me a knife --
'Cause I'm going to leave him with none!
--- Marlene Lewis
Our noses Bin Laden went under!
With a pair of dark shades,
A dashiki and braids
Disguised as ostevie bin wonder!
--- Anon
For women its use is expected.
Old Ossy Bin L,
He wears it as well,
So he can escape undetected.
--- Tony Burrell
So he will not get very far.
But then there's a gust,
A hole in the dust,
He's gone by his bike and sidecar.
--- Tony Burrell
Could change a young boy to a bomma.
He'd quote from the Koran
And never go whoran,
Yet secretly fucked his own momma.
--- Anon
This is file fvl
Or 'round here he'll always be lurchin',
When he's but a ghost;
I hope that's the most
He gets of those multiple virgins.
--- Cyber Wizard
Or even, let him have his day.
But I say punishment's due
With interest too,
No Corcoran for you, sans beard OJ.
--- Anon
Who sought immortal pardon,
For neither women nor goat,
Nor buildings he smote,
Could possibly give him a hard'n.
--- Anon
From a friend in L.A., and I quote him:
"When Osama's been taken,
We'll wrap him in bacon,
Then hack, with a box knife, his scrotum."
--- Anon
His prick is the size of his thumb.
Since late last December
He's played with his member,
And still he is waiting to come!
--- Anon
At a place where Big Gulps have been downed.
They noticed a mug
With a face not so smug --
Perhaps you have seen him around.
--- Anon
When fucking the cunt of his mama,
Was belittled by her
Cause he came in a blur,
And his dick was the size of a comma.
--- Anon
Bore numerous kids for jihadin',
And from giving such birth
To the scum of the earth,
Had a pussy the size of a garden.
--- Anon
Be it even one caused by his kin,
It's fair to assume
To believe and presume
That old Dubya blames Bin Laden.
--- Phil T
If he would have took what I offered;
But now a big blast
Just blew his ass past
My ranch here in Texas near Crawford."
--- Travis Brasell
If Bin Laden wasn't to blame,
If in the event,
He proved innocent;
Oh Hell! Let's bomb him just the same.
--- Tony Burrell
Pretends it's a holy war he's fought.
Truth is, in his teens,
He tried American jeans,
And in the zipper his pecker got caught.
--- Gunjan Saraf
Bin Laden's head's still on his shoulders.
So he bought his way out;
Left his troops in a rout;
We will dance on his corpse when it molders.
--- Tomer Shiran
"Kill in the name of Mohammed.
If some Danish buffoon
Should draw a cartoon,
Just go there and cut off his head.
--- mdt1
Sat there while he played with his hard'n.
He said, "I'd root a mammal
Or a stinking dead camel,
Or a dog I tied up in the garden.
--- Brad & Broni
May his balls drop with the seven-year itch.
Here's hoping this dork
Eats big bites of pork,
And dies with his ass in a ditch.
--- Heekster
Over who'll try bin Laden; his staff,
The U.S. or Afghans,
But the Mossad has plans
For giving each country a half.
--- Dennis M Hammes
Got caught with a goat he was proddin';
The mullah said, "Mister!
You're fuckin' your sister!"
And his father just stood there a-noddin'.
--- Anon
Had Brad, his sisters, and mama.
Then gave Bron a screw,
And his mama too;
How's that for a fine melodrama.
--- John Miller
Has managed to get clean away.
But Musharraf's analysis
Says he's needing dialysis --
His wooden kidney, I pray.
--- Anon
To say, "That I'm dead is absurd.
You've forgotten my name,
But still play the game.
I say you've not heard my last word."
--- Anon
Bin Laden demise we shall see.
Being shot by his son
With his very own gun,
Prime time Saturday night on TV.
--- Tony Burrell
When The Towers his Islamites drilled,
But it seems he forgot,
In the carnage he wrought,
The abundance of Muslims he killed.
--- Anon
Let's shoot him and watch as he twitch-
es while hung by his balls,
Then dragged through the halls
As women get ready to pitch...
--- Anon
Bare faced, while looking askance
At his balls so teeny,
Microscopic wienie,
And ankles now holding his pants.
--- Anon
Was using his hairy banana.
Said, "My favorite root,
Is a dusty old boot,
Or a dirty big humpty-back Brahma.
--- Brad & Broni
That Dubya is being a pain.
He'll kick my poor ass
So how 'bout I pass
My weapons to you. Send a plane.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With pilots who'll do as you please.
Drop Blair in the shit,
And drop them on Brits;
Turn the brat yellow as cheese.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The plane; stupid Blair won't suspect.
The plane's mission means
Goodbye Milton Keynes...
It should have a stunning effect.
--- Tiddy Ogg
"That feller we all love to hate
That gol' durned Osama,
We'll catch him with drama!
We'll go back to that lucky hole and wait!"
--- Jeanie
You wanted to see us downtrodden.
Desire now has risen
To see you in prison,
Where Bubba can stick his stiff rod in.
--- John Miller
Osama's now been neutralized.
Our troops are all packed
To head for Iraq,
So Osama can plan the reprise.
--- Dr Limerick
As a child, was spoiled quite rotten.
In the U.S. of A.
There are many who say,
"The same for his corpse, when we've caught him!"
--- Dr Limerick
Had Brad, and his sisters, and mama;
Then gave Bron a screw,
And HIS mama too:
How's that for a fine melodrama?
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