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Dick learned while as head Halliburton It seems that for now, we're all stuck A few minutes ago 'twas disclosed And Cheney expressed his chagrin To this mishap, FEMA was alerted, (To snooping on leakers who'd blurted.)
You can read Harry's face now like Braille; Halliburton billed the treasury of the nation Dick Cheney said we are not lacking; The bird flu, it's got Dubya wary; If Rummie says "Nuke the Canaries!" A well meaning Arab suburban Mr Rumsfeld, the warrior, spake Rumsfeld said we never will veer; Hotshot Rumsfeld was blowing his bubbles; Ja wohl! Joseph Goebbels! Mein hero! Old Rumsfeld scoffed at friendly nations; Yes, indeed we have feared all along What the life of a soldier must mean Some don't like it when he is direct, Said Dubya, "Space Program's off track; The Times says that mostly they bicker Republicans say Democrats spend, The Republicans Washington mob George Dubya's decided the fates Said Dubya, "Have the citizenry Of course my behavior was 'vetted', (Dubya about insider trading)
In North Carolina, quoth George: To put paid to the terrorist threat, Students who borrow for college King George traveled to South Dakota That horrible wailing and whining Dubya's preaching the same old gambit The Social Security heat Not content with the cash that they took To their candidates grief and frustration, Kobe, tell me it ain't so; There once was this Yalie faux cowboy, Now the head of the Federal Reserve We have some great food in our state! It's only four months 'til the voting I'm doing my best to abolish (work not college for welfare moms)
Forget about Pledge of Allegiance; Senator Collins, Republican Maine, If you want a new flag for your home, As the Bushies look mortally ill, The Bush people tell us with surety Let me go out on a ledge In grade school I learned its main lesson: No teacher in all of the crew "Under God" for sure should be removed, Those proclaiming concern for the Pledge Governor Jesse Ventura, Republican's top politician The media's making an error As we look back on these hundred days, Our union is strong and united, A grasp of essentials with speed, A team with much talent possessed, In this time of great threat, what relief Oh hush!, Bush ain't that bad now; Bush got the nod from Perot The country's economy stalls; Geography's not a sensation The Bush is now Prez once again. President George W Bush just can't win. George Bush has signed legislation Irresponsible Dubya Bush
"Don't tell all you know." I'm not certain;
Are lawyers in season?
Could that be the reason
That Whittington lies there a hurtin'?
--- Gary Hallock
With a Veep that won't quail. Don't that suck?
To have as our boy,
One who won't de-coy.
No wonder he's such a lame duck.
--- Gary Hallock
That Whittington was just a pose.
'Twas Libby the Scooter
Took the hit from the shooter
And blast almost blew off his nose.
--- mdt1
That he'd missed straight aim at the chin.
"Who's leaking now?" said Cheney
To the appalled EMT.
"Snarl!" the Vice President began.
--- mdt1
But the chain of command was subverted.
Dubya couldn't be found;
Rice wasn't around;
And the CIA had been diverted.
--- mdt1
They're picking bird-shot from his tail;
'Twas likely bad luck,
Forgetting to duck,
Or else Dick might of thought he was Quayle.
--- David Miller
For contracts let by Bush administration.
They claim the dough's well spent
But how much of it went
To Mr Cheney's undisclosed location.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406
We'll send Republican Guards packing.
They'll just step aside;
It'll be a free ride,
For Saddam, a well deserved whacking.
--- Anon
He thinks the whole concept is scary.
But Rumsfeld, his friend,
Tells him how to end
It, "Come on George, bomb the Canaries."
--- Anon
When will Cheney shoot aviaries.
And a new deep throat sings
About bad lies and things,
And shits on the lobbyists berries.
--- Mdt1
Said: "Romsfeldt, please come visit Teheran."
But Don, from the start,
Let out a big fart
That blew out the visitor's tuherban.
--- Anon
But his reasons for fighting were fake.
He can't admit pain;
Our kids dying in vain;
He'd be saying he made a mistake.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0512Q
The course of the war is quite clear.
We'll send in the tanks;
On that you can bank.
Saddam will run when we're near.
--- Anon
"I'll act now or we are in troubles."
And with no shock and awe,
He then launched total war.
Reminds me of old Joseph Goebbels.
--- Dirruk
Und Hitler! Gemutlich! Like Nero!
Overdosed cyanide,
And that's how they died.
Unlike Kerry, the Purple Heart zero.
--- John Miller
A bad case of public relations.
After Libya and Cuba,
Must Eva and Ulla
Prepare for a U.S. invasion?
--- Anon
That old Rumsfeld would err, short or long.
He shakes fist at the Old
Europe, but we're bold.
He fears us, that sad droopy old schlong.
--- Anon
To you, Rumsfeld! How heart-felt you've been!
If condolences go
To all mourners in woe...
Each one signed by your writing machine!
--- Anon
But Don Rumsfeld, again, is correct.
Bring Saddam to his knees --
Most of Europe agrees,
And we'll ignore the ones who object.
--- Al Bienstock
And the bastards don't always come back.
It's pointless; costs money; n
We're much better off with Iraq!
--- David Miller
Whether tax cuts or spending is quicker;
The GOP want to ax
Lots of corporate tax;
The Dems want to spread cash out thicker.
--- Dr Limerick 11-29-01
Ignoring Bush's actions that send
Our budget to hell,
While his friends coffers swell,
And Cheney takes dough without end.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0606
And their cronies, the government's rob.
With Frist and DeLay,
Corruption holds sway,
And poor Bill impeached for a blow job.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0511Q
Of all that belongs to Bill Gates.
They'll be no breaking up;
Just some making up.
Could it be that those guys are mates?
--- Tony Burrell
Aid tsunami folks generously,
And state millions spent
On a lavish event,
In DC to inaugurate me.
--- Anon
The S.E.C. chief was indebted
To my dad, the Prez,
So the crime was suppressed --
And the papers have long since been shredded.
--- Dr Limerick
"If we cap malpractice awards,
Physicians inept
Will be deep in my debt,
And a link to their cash will be forged.'
--- Dr Limerick
Bush landed the Yankees in debt,
Since to finance his war,
He needed much more
Than the first budget sum he had set.
--- David McKay
Should emerge from this week with the knowledge --
If you need student loans,
You'd be on your own
After Bush had the program demolished.
--- Dr Limerick
To tell them they'd better meet quota
And vote GOP;
If not, there will be
Of federal cash, no iota.
--- Dr Limerick
Is the outfit that wants to start mining;
They can't start to dig
'Til they write a check big
For GOP's pocketbook lining.
--- Dr Limerick
Since it's always been a great hit.
As with drugs, poverty,
Homeland Security,
We will win. We'll throw money at it.
--- L C Fitz P0209
Now comes from the folk on the street.
It looks like they'll ban
Bush's camouflaged plan
To give buddies on Wall Street a treat.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0504
This is file cbm
From future needs that they forsook,
The Bushies are willin'
To grab four more billion
By cooking Social Security's books.
--- Dr Limerick
The dems have to fund renovation.
There's just no tomorrow.
They can't beg nor borrow
Under soft-money's new regulation.
--- Dr Limerick 08-30-02
Martha, where did your ethics go?
Pity Rush's pills,
And Jackson's spills
And Bush for spending all our dough.
--- Lynn Mostafa
Who constantly fucked with the Dow, boy.
His "retirement" plan,
Took the money and ran....
I wish I was retired right now, boy!
--- Anon
Wants a social security swerve,
Cutting what old folks make
To keep Bush's tax break.
What a nerve! What a nerve! What a nerve!
--- Anon
George Bush is here -- says he can't wait
To sit down tonight,
Where cookin's done right,
At one thousand dollars per plate!
--- Anon
And the GOP is loudly gloating;
"We have so much money,
It just won't be funny;
The Dems will be belly-up, floating."
--- Dr Limerick
The notion that work equals college;
Who, may I ask,
Will do menial tasks
Once welfare moms have all that knowledge?
--- Dr Limerick
On guard against free-thinking deviance.
King George's attack
Plans for Iraq,
Add up to a pledge of Beligerence.
--- Dr Limerick
Is the first to take up the refrain.
She's using the Pledge
As entering wedge;
Off the table the issues remain.
--- Dr Limerick
Don't get plastic from China or Rome;
For ten or twelve bills,
Your Senator will
Send you one from the Capitol Dome.
--- Dr Limerick 11-21-01
McCain rushes in for the kill;
"It is catastrophic
And unpatriotic
For us not to question at will."
--- Dr Limerick 05-22-02
Their motives are absolute purity.
Every mean or dumb act,
Regardless of the fact,
Is needed for national security.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0401
And proclaim my disdain for the Pledge.
Its biggest effect
Is to erode respect,
So patriotism is sledged.
--- Dr Limerick
"Just do what you're told and don't question.
Hand on your heart,
Stand up straight and look smart,
And learn all the words without guessin'".
--- Dr Limerick
Seemed to think explanation was due.
Pledging allegiance
Resembled religions --
'Twas a right that we had to get through.
--- Dr Limerick
But not because ACLU'd.
Two seconds are saved
Per kid, and per day,
Yielding thousands of hours accrued.
--- Dr Limerick
Are just partisans seeking an edge.
If we'd met in fourth grade,
I'm quite sure that they'd
Have admitted the things I allege.
--- Dr Limerick
Best known for bombast and bravura,
Defined Right-wing legions
Requiring "allegiance",
The act of a man with a Fuhrer.
--- Dr Limerick 05-24-02
Has rarely accomplished a mission.
Though once when he starred
In the National Guard,
He showed up for repairs on dentition!
--- Anon
To pick on poor Dubya, the bearer
Of news that is bad;
Good Lord aren't you glad
You're informed, you're the victim of terror.
--- John Miller
We are better in so many ways.
We are rid of the blight,
Our new prez does what's right
And from all he's deserving of praise.
--- Anon
Our president firm and far-sighted;
First term started well,
Despite all that befell,
High approval, widespread, - I'm delighted.
--- Joel D Ash P0205
Priorities matched to real need,
Tax promise fulfilled,
Love of country instilled.
Expectations exceeded, indeed!
--- Joel D Ash P0205
His minions, the best, met each test;
Bush leads without fear,
Letting these stand so near,
Leadership manifest in his quest.
--- Joel D Ash P0205
That our leader exudes true belief;
National grief doth subside,
In a burst of deep pride,
Those who died would say, "Hail to the Chief"
--- Joel D Ash P0205
You heard him on hustings vow
To keep us free
From all poverty;
With jobs for the boys, he's a wow!
--- Anon
Who said, "Well, there's one thang that ah know,
And that is that afta
Al's debate on NAFTA,
Beating Al made Big George my hero.
--- Dr Limerick 11-03-00
The stock market falters and falls,
While our nation's boss
Is on the golf course.
That Dubya -- He really has balls!
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0209
For one with a Yale education.
That President Bush
With his war-on-AIDS push,
Helping Africa 'cause it's a nation!
--- Peter Wilkins P0608
I'm looking forward to the time when
We don't have a moron
Trying to bore on,
With policies to bring the world's end.
--- Chris Anton
His library's burnt from within;
Both books have been burnt,
But sadly he's learnt,
He'd not finished coloring them in.
--- David Miller
To save some pro-lifer's relation.
Though no man of divinity,
He has real affinity
With victims of brain vegetation.
--- Jarmo
Is foolishly trying to push
A military attack
On the folks of Iraq.
His brains are all in his tush.
--- T Arnold
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