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Said the doctor, "Now don't make a fuss. The doctor examined her carefully, The doctor said, "There is no pill. The lady who went to Doc Fretter I found an unusual singer; My prostate is very much older, There once was a girl with a pain Jane came with a list that was long; "Your test results really are grand; There once was a patient called Bill Said Bill to the doc, "I'm inclined So Bill took the pills with a gripe The best part is right in the middle; There once was an old Paleontologist, Poor Jim at the doctor's request I've proof from a couple of docs There once was a doctor named Jane There once was a doctor named Jack, There was a young medical student My doctor would tell me no lies. A patient named Archibald Proctor A chiropodist -- friends call her Dawn -- I won't go to see Dr Flower. The female Doc said, "Do take care, The resident doctor, Miss Spelling, I asked two young doctors to meotus Brenda taught advanced proctology. "Come in and strip off", said the doc. "But why has Doc Jane done a run- Now nurse can't be certain whose tense But Jane's in denial. On Friday, "Young Heidi?" "The nurse", said the doctor, And now to the ID parade; Then in through the surgery door She stopped for awhile when she saw "OK now; get dressed; you may go", She giggled and winked as she said, I was next in the line for the Doc, I gave that young doc an injection, I caught my poor dick in a zip Of course I pretended the pain I nodded and felt myself rise, "Examine it please, Doctor Jane, It seemed by the flush on her cheek, Her fingers encircling my knob I could tell by her whimpering sighs "No panties?" I said. She said, "No." She met every thrust of my spire For a minute or two we'd not speak, I said to my Sex Therapist, My Monday night Sex Therapist; My Monday night Sex Therapist; Brown envelope, if you insist. While snapping her surgical gloves on, The first doc is an oncologist; There was an old doctor named Shuler; The wife of a doctor named Hong The new gynecologist Birch At the movies I pay a good price So meet gynecologist Pete. If I lay on your table in stirrups, To his wife said the doctor of Natchez, To the doctor went poor Mrs. Potts; There once was a doctor named glass; The cunt doctor, Ephram Q. Luntz, Gynecologists all bite their nails. Gynecologist's office, Bob Guild,
The bulge in my pants is a truss.
I think it is wise
For tits of that size,
To have their own seat on the bus."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0312
Paying special attention from waist to knee.
The next day she found out
The duplicitous lout
Was a doctor, but just of philosophy.
--- Arnie P0110
I'm afraid that your sickness will kill
You tomorrow, no doubt,
Oh, and on your way out,
Would you stop at the desk, pay your bill?
--- Anon
Was asked to remove pants and sweater.
He injected some plasma
To take care of asthma,
But it just made her pussy feel better.
--- Albin Chaplin Appeal 1376
My Doctor's a definite ringer.
When I ask him to rate
My senior prostate,
He just hums, and then gives me the finger.
--- Bobjo
And my doctor's finger is colder;
While examining me,
Silly me didn't see,
He'd both of his hands on my shoulder.
--- David Miller
Whose cause was sought, but in vain.
When she'd spent all her money
For tests, they said, "Honey,
It must be because you're insane."
--- Edwin J Weinstein
Told the doc he was treating her wrong.
The doc shook his head
And figured instead
The placebo he gave was too strong.
--- Edwin J Weinstein X
Your treatment will go as I planned,"
The rogue doctor said,
As he nodded his head,
With one of her tits in each hand.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0505
Who was given a tri-colored pill.
"Take doc's advice,
Swallow two of them twice,
Or soon you'll be over the hill."
--- Edwin J Weinstein
To think that you're smart, but I find
That these pills are so big,
They'd choke a stuffed pig,
And the colors will soon make me blind.
--- Edwin J Weinstein
After hearing doc's medical hype.
He did as he's told;
Got rid of the cold,
But his skin has a three-colored stripe.
--- Edwin J Weinstein
Hold the cup there when you piddle.
Doc wants a sample.
Make sure it's ample
So he can solve your disease riddle.
--- Marty TP9807
Who wailed to his younger Psychologist,
"Every time that I wank,
All my sperm smell so dank!"
He was promptly sent to a Urologist.
--- Roe
Had an X-ray exam of his chest.
A spot that they found
Was two inches around.
'Twas a coin that showed through from his vest.
--- Edwin J Weinstein X
That I've nothing untoward in my socks;
Although Doctor Michelle
Is amazed at the swell,
That she sees in the front of my jocks.
--- Anon
Who thought her job was a big pain.
She preferred liberal arts
To red tape and clogged hearts,
And embraced English Lit once again.
--- Emily
Who had something wrong with his back.
A young girl chiropractor
Testified he attacked her,
But she soon beat him off with a whack.
--- Neal Wilgus P8402X
Whose stethoscope was badly bent.
Listening with her ear
To her patients rear,
That wasn't at all what she meant!
--- Sam Schleman
[She has glorious heavenly thighs]
When she gave me a check-up,
From pecker to neck up,
She said I was big for my size.
--- Anon
Was hot for the young lady doctor.
"Doc, check out this boner,
'Cause soon I'm a goner,
And then what good is a cock for?"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Used to do people's feet on her lawn;
But the neighbors complained
When a lady, unnamed,
Was hit in the eye by a corn.
--- Michael Palin
The last time I fell in her power,
She just didn't talk,
She just grabbed my stalk
And inspected it for a whole hour.
--- Anon
I think you've a hernia there."
A lady was she --
So she meant, you see:
"It's nice to see you really care."
--- Larry Davis P9505
Diagnosed in a moment my swelling.
Moreover, her cure
Was instant and sure.
I'm well now, but now she is swelling.
--- Lance Payne P8305
For dialog referencing "foetus",
But the ladies declined
Knowing we had in mind:
Our foetal desire that they eotus.
--- Anon
After a brief time in psychology.
Now she sees many butts.
Her nurses call her," Doc Nuts."
Now she's behind in phrenology.
--- David J Stein P0110
"What the fuck... ?", I said, reeling from shock,
"Who are you?" He said, "John."
"So where's Jane?" "Oh, she's gone.
Let me see what you've done to your cock."
--- Anon
ner?" "Unethical practices, son.
We dismissed her last week
After nurse took a peek,
And reported her clothing undone."
--- Anon
Throbbing dick made poor Jane lose her sense;
But she knew all along,
Fucking patients was wrong
And a medical council offence.
--- Anon
We want you attending an ID
Parade in the nude,
For your dick to be viewed
In Jane's surgery here by young Heidi.
--- Anon
"The incident's shaken and shocked 'er;
She's only eighteen;
Well, you know what I mean;
She's a virgin and no-one's defrocked 'er."
--- Anon
There were five other guys. I was made
To strip down to my vest,
And line up with the rest
With my 'membrum virile' displayed.
--- Anon
This is file brm
Came young Heidi who stood right before
Us and studied the line-
Up of specimens fine
With a look of amazement and more.
--- Anon
Me and whispered, "It's you; I'm quite sure."
Then she blew me a kiss,
Did that naughty young miss,
As my dick slowly rose from the floor.
--- Anon
Said the doctor in charge of the show.
Once outside in the rain,
I met Heidi again
And asked, "Why didn't you let them all know?"
--- Anon
"Well, I won't if you take me to bed."
So whenever my tip
Gets caught up in my zip,
Now I ask for nurse Heidi instead.
--- Anon
And so on her door I did knock.
But her hair was all mussed,
And she looked full of lust,
My dong went as hard as a rock.
--- Anon
Which thereby removed my erection.
Then home I did dash,
But I soon got a rash...
Oh Pete, have I caught your infection?
--- Anon
So I went to the doc who said, "Strip."
(Now I wasn't in pain
But my doctor is Jane,
And I do love her wonderful grip.)
--- Anon
Was intense and I said to her, "Jane,
Would you hold it a while?"
And she flashed me a smile,
And said, "Pete, have you done it again?"
--- Anon
As her hands gently fondled my thighs;
So I moved myself near
To her chair as my spear
Started pointing straight up to the skies.
--- Anon
For this throbbing is causing me pain."
And then (wondrous delight)
She encircled it tight
In her hand which near drove me insane.
--- Anon
She'd been celibate most of the week;
So I put my hand down
To unbutton her gown,
And I gave her hard nipples a tweak.
--- Anon
Began stroking. (I sure had a job
Keeping totally cool
With her hand round my tool,
For I felt that familiar throb.)
--- Anon
And the lustfulness filling her eyes,
That she needed my rod,
And she muttered, "Dear God",
As she opened her quivering thighs.
--- Anon
So I knelt 'tween her thighs for a hoe;
Then my dick found her hot
Clenching dripping wet spot,
And she moaned as we let ourselves go.
--- Anon
With a moan and a shout of desire,
Until, "Do it!" she screamed,
As we shuddered and creamed
Simultaneously quenching our fire.
--- Anon
As we slowly climbed down from the peak.
Then she said with a grin,
"I'm so glad you came in."
And I smiled and said, "See you next week."
--- Anon
"My problem is getting me pissed."
To first get her fee,
She orgasmed me,
Then "Go see a urologist."
--- Irving Superior P9408X
Her "How to Erections Get" list.
I phoned Tuesday morn
And asked her, forlorn,
"On number nine: right or left fist?"
--- Irving Superior P9408
Her "How to Erections Get" list.
If you send to me
An SASE...
Meanwhile exercise either wrist.
--- Irving Superior P9408
Includes tricks Dr. Ruth missed.
The dangers of "Quick Reverse Twist."
For Five, see discreet pharmacist.
See footnote, "UP YOUR ANALyst."
--- Irving Superior P9408
Delectable doctor Eve Loveson
Remarked on my stiffy
And said, "In a jiffy
You'll soon be in heaven above, son."
--- Anon
The second's a female phrenologist.
'Cause experts at lumps
Rarely get beyond bumps,
The third is a keen gynecologist.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I thought that she couldn't be purer.
But then she turned mean
And mightly unclean;
In Hades she will be the ruler!
--- Joi
Spread her legs and said "Slip me the dong!"
Said the doc, "I am beat;
There's no life in my meat.
I've been looking at cunts all day long."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2980
Amongst doctors did hold the top perch.
He had learned his vocation
As a cop in the station,
Who conducted the cavity search.
--- Albin Chaplin X
To see all the pussies so nice.
But the doctor, so gay,
Looks at pussies all day,
And he charges ten bucks for advice.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2239
I shall tickle your fancy, my sweet;
And however perverse
You may want it, dear "nurse",
I shall whip up your favourite treat.
--- Anon
While you tidy your tools and your gear-ups,
You'd gaze at my cookie
And dream of sweet nookie,
With gloves on to play in my syrups.
--- Anon
"All day I've checked twats in big batches.
I am too beat to lay
So I can't fuck today,
And I'm fed up with looking at snatches."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2204
The pain in her pussy hurt lots.
Said old Doctor McLouth,
"Let me look in your mouth,
For I fed up with looking at twats."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2238X
A gynecologist of very poor class.
But hope springs eternal,
Each and every internal
Was beloved by every young lass.
--- Donald McGill
Was expert at transforming cunts.
He healed chancres and sores
In the foulest of whores,
And approved them by licking them once.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1729
They learn not to look in the males,
And they always are sure
If a gal isn't pure.
They spread -- when they can -- old wives' tails!
--- John Dohner P8804X
Is next to dentist Rob Shilled.
New patient, Ms. Blake,
Got wrong office by mistake.
When stripped, stirruped, "Need two pulled and one filled."
--- Henry Mucha
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