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That whore who half-walked in Port Perry A whore went to old Dr. Hubbell A moral young lady of Clyde, I read A.J.L. for no fee; In spite of the John it had shared, This hymen repair should be stopped! While digging for fossils, Miss Joan An overage harlot from Guelph, Her new pussy was rated decorous To the Doc for repairs went whore Cappy, The surgeon applied his skilled arts, The manhole she saw at the corner The harlot said, "Look, let us face it; A neurotic young lady named Scott A lady who felt a great lack, For the doctor, Miss Snavely laid bare; A worn-out old hooker named Ewing A curious mammal's the beaver; Taint rooter or cooter or pooter, A good thing for big-lipped chicks; Doc Jason's a New York designer, Said a young man named George, "I've a whim: A skillful young surgeon named Bragg, A broken-down harlot did tremble A skillful young surgeon named Gore There was an old harlot named Cushing There was an old harlot named Cushing, There was a young surgeon named Hartz, A change of career I do think A ingenious old chemist named Hugh A sex-loving lass from Hoboken Gert Harrison, tears in her eyes, "I can't understand all his flack! The doctor said "WOW! Mrs. Harrison, "Whoa Nellie! Just look how it twitches; An old whore after years of seduction A worn-out old harlot named Hatch A redhead approached Mr. Tuller To an ancient divine of Tyrone, I wanted some exitement tonight; A young lady, by the name of Miss French, This story was making her sick; A girl that I met in the Louvre When Martin screwed Maud on his pillion, A virginal nun of St. Ives The smallest I've know, tiny Faith A sexy young student named Wiest, There was a young lady of Harrow, (marrow - spouse, lover)
There was a young girl named Dalrymple, There was a princess of Bengal, "I use alum to douche", said Marie, There was a young lady named Violet There was in Connecticut once, A Princess, in love with a Giant, The lovliest ladies in Visalia There was a young girl of Salina I supposed I just might be perturbed "Her pussy is rated a ten", There was a young split-tail of Brighton So your pussy's too small for his bat, There was a young chippy named Carol So Angular Jim got a spin A winsome young lady named Wencil A girl known as Deborah Lynne I guess tool size isn't an issue, A jolly young joiner from Jarrow,
With pimp (of course with the name Terry)
Was rebored with a ham,
Less bone. She can cram
Your prick and your balls in her hairy.
--- Anon
To cure on her cunt a bad bubble.
He repaired that and more
On this slimy old whore,
So she gave him a fuck for his trouble.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1549
In righteous behavior took pride.
So they made her a shunt
Which bypassed her cunt --
Now she fucks through a hole in her side.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1842
On Google you see, it is free;
And thier latest fad's
To match Lims to ads,
And their "Sponsored Links" humor me.
--- David Miller
The surgeon exclaimed "It's well-haired!
But Sarah Mae's crotch
Had been stretched way too much,
To have it expertly repaired.
--- David Miller
Like peckers the mohel has cropped.
A gal should yearn
For a foreskin's return,
Or a cherry that's properly popped.
--- John Miller
Discovered a cunt made of stone.
She remarked, "I conclude
It has never been screwed.
I'll install it in place of my own."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0487
Worked hard to improve on herself.
She had her cheeks shifted,
And her snatch she had lifted;
She cared not to be laid on the shelf.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1543
By a horny geologist Boris,
And after he fucked it
He said, "I deduct it
Is very much like brontosaurus."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0488
And the surgeon's remarks made her happy.
"There will be no delay;
I will start right away,
And I'll see the affair is made snappy."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1764
Assembling sex parts per his charts,
Which he put in a bag
For a worn-out old hag,
And her hole was made up of the parts.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1753
Brought forth a laugh from Miss Horner.
Said she in her glee,
"I've a manhole in me,
To which NO man has yet been a scorner."
--- Grand Prix Lim 246
We're forced by this work to debase it.
But with medical knowledge
That they learn now in college,
It is simple enough to replace it."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1779
Moved her chairs and her sofas a lot.
But relations were strained
And her husband complained
When she found a new place for her twat.
--- Albin Chaplin
Complained of an itch in her crack.
She said, "It needs scratching."
Said a man who looked, "Patching
Would be better to take up the slack."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0512
Her hoarse throat, he looked at with care.
He remarked to her, gravely,
"My opinion, Miss Snavely,
Is your cunt is in need of repair."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1940
Remained in the business of screwing
With a pussy brand-new,
Which she stuck on with glue,
But it couldn't withstand the shampooing.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1781
If my wife didn't have one, I'd leave her.
'Cause there is no doubt
That I won't live without.
If she leaves, I'll chop it with a cleaver!
--- Anon
Taint nothin' down there much more neuter.
Taint a good seat.
Taint always sweet.
Taint nothin' we know any cuter!
--- H Welchel
I hope they don't start it for dicks.
I've surfed until bleary,
Yet have but one query:
Just where is the site with the pics?
--- Cyber Wizard
Experienced in the vagina;
In the wink of an eye
He'll excise labiae,
And sells the large ones to a diner.
--- David Miller
I'd rather be her than be him.
I'll just change my goal,
And my pole for a hole,
With serum and a surgical trim."
--- G2064
The vagina removed from a hag.
She recouped for a while
And she said, with a smile,
"Now the pussy is out of the bag."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1762
When violently fucked by young Kemble.
He said, "Let's have another.
But she said, "Hold it, brother,
For my cunt I must now reassemble."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1826
Gained fame that would last evermore.
For he rebuilt a twat
By drawing it taut,
And was known as the friend of the whore.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1786
Whose trade for long years she'd kept pushing.
She'd turned so many tricks,
With all manner of pricks,
That she needed a pussy rebushing.
--- G1765
Her trade for long years she kept pushing.
She had so many scrapes
With all manner of apes,
That she needed a pussy rebushing.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1768
And expert in surgical arts.
He could fashion a patch
To recover a snatch,
And made cocks with replacable parts.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1793
Might earn me more green...trimming pink?
But the screams I abhor;
More than money adore,
So away from this thread I now slink.
--- Mara
Brought some hope to the faltering screw.
He concocted one day
An new vaginal spray,
Which made worn-out old cunts smell like new.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1796
Fucked for years till her pussy got broken.
She found a repairman --
Can't tell you just where, man --
But it's back again, soakin' and smokin'!.
--- Writerman
Cried, "I need your help, Dr. Wise!
At night when we're screwig,
My husband keeps spewing,
'Your cunt needs a major revise!'
--- Travis Brasell
Would you please examine my crack?"
He said, "Goodness yes!
Now take off your dress
And lie down right here on your back."
--- Travis Brasell
This is file bgl
Your cunt's large enough for a garrison
Of troops from Ft. Wallen
On horses to fall in.
Grand Canyon is small by comparison."
--- Travis Brasell
Your cunt's one of natures great glitches!
I'll suture it tight,
And then by tonight
You'll have your old husband in stitches!"
--- Travis Brasell
Sought repairs to restore her production.
To a man she said, "Dear,
You can fuck what is here,
But the rest of it's under construction."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Asked a tailor to try out her snatch.
He said, "I will fuck it,
But first I must tuck it,
And secure it in place with a patch."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1544
And showed him her crotch, which was duller.
He exclaimed in despair,
"What I seem to see there
Is a horse which is different in color."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0632
Was the art of rebushing cunts known.
In each cunt, he would ram,
A fine, prime raw ham,
And then deftly extracted the bone.
--- L1552
Me with my twat that's so tight.
So I depodded a pea
For some fiddle de dee,
And it's stuck! Oh dear what a plight!
--- Anon
Had a pussy as large as a trench.
She thought sex would heighten
With a surgical tighten.
It won't open now with a wrench.
--- Puff Adder
She suffered from lack of a prick.
But she looked around
And finally found
A lover who's a good mechanic.
--- Puff Adder
Had the warmest vagina that you'vre
Ever dreamed of: unique,
And so tight it would squique,
When slipping my tongue in her grouvre.
--- Anon
He said to her, "Maud, thanks a million.
I love a tight twat,
But yours beats the lot,
And my penis is turning vermillion."
--- Michael Horgan
Was taken in church by surprise,
Stipped bare and inspected,
Passed 'round but rejected
As far below minimal size.
--- Armand E Singer 71
Loved to lie in the sun, and that wraith
With her flesh like warm taffy,
Drove me nearly daffy
(Loving her took a big stretch of Faith).
--- Anon
Had the tightest pussy in the East.
To open her door
Was a difficult chore;
You'd need butter and crowbar, at least.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who complained that her cunt was too narrow.
For times without number,
She would use a cucumber,
But could not accomplish a marrow.
--- L1274
Whose sexual equipment was so simple.
On examination they found,
Little more that a mound,
In the center of which was a dimple.
--- L1631
Whose cunt was excessively small.
She said, "It would be
Much simpler for me
To do without fucking at all."
--- W Parke
"To tighten those parts you don't see."
She douched twice a night,
And made it so tight,
That it takes her twelve minutes to pee.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0308
Whose cunt was so small that a pilot
Who attempted to wreck her
Was advised that his pecker
Must pass first through the hole in an eyelet.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0637
A chap who went strongly for runts.
Midget parts, he collected,
Were all hand-selected,
And framed, with miniature cunts.
--- L1503
Went to see her ob-gyn as a client.
He said "Y2KY"
So that she wouldn't cry,
But instead would be fully compliant.
--- Anon
Are best known for snug fit genitalia.
When you enter their space,
You know it's a race
To see who first makes point interalia.
--- Tom Avenell TP9901a
Who had such a tiny vagina,
Men entered and left
That diminutive cleft,
And now they have had to reline her.
--- G0443
If the length was a measly third
Of the width through the middle;
So I'd rather not fiddle
With your highly compressed little bird.
--- Anon
He said with his face in a grin.
"It's firm and its tight,
An incredible sight.
I want it again and again!"
--- Anon
Whose trap...a remarkably tight 'un...
Makes insertion a chore
That starts an uproar
Sounding much like two alley cats fightin'!
--- Grand Prix Lim 176
And you'd much rather choke if he spat.
If you say "I'll just suck it",
He may give up and tuck it...
And say, "Suck it, hell I can do that!"
--- Anon
Had a twat like a crack in a barrel.
You could huff and could puff,
And could busily stuff,
But your pecker was never in peril. (Or Carol.)
--- G0286
At Jodi's sweet vertical grin;
But the truth I must speak:
I like 'em to squeak
With tightness while sliding it in.
--- Anon
Has the world's smallest screwing utilsil.
She likes men at stud
Providing their pud
Is built like a ball-pointed pencil.
--- Grand Prix Lim 859
Likes penises tiney and thin.
Her cunt is so small,
Barely there at all.
But the thin ones slip easily in.
--- Peter Wilkins
To the girls, (the ones that miss you),
But the guys all agree
That a tight little pee
Hole is something we must insist to.
--- Anon
Found a fissure excessively narrow;
When the query cam, "Why
Not at least have a try?"
He replied, "I'm a beau, not an arrow."
--- Harold C Bibby
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