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Screwed a young Asian girl, now a mother,
Occidentals one after another.
From these sordid affairs
Came a foresome, not pairs --
A ninety, one-eighty, two others.
(snatch degrees)
Some say Chinese women are blessed I did hump a hooker from Seoul On the north slope of Mount Ananias The girl at the Great China Wall, A young lady from China named Fot Since one birth in four is Chinee, I had been bored all day long, There was a young sailor named Guest, All Chinese girls say, "You should try us. I sing of Sweet Betsy from Pike, There was a marine on Palau, When Kilroy was stationed in China, In the brothels of Honshu, GIs A Nam-era sergeant named Leiter A Nip girl's coozie is brown. A cross-eyed young lady named Mott The lady from China is sought The daughter of Urban the Pope A twat-licking priest name of Bright An old Chinaman named Woo Si, A lacivious young lecher named Chew There was a young man of Regina, Suzie Wong was a girl full of banter, At pussies in China don't scoff I know a young girl, a Chinese, Unless she is only a tease In Red China there are sights to see; In bed with an Asian girl, Brant, There was a young girl of Peru, A brazem old stripper named Thrush A wigmaker working in Maze On Monday while dipping my wick, Was one time while trimming the bush. Oh baby I've got what you need, Experience shows you are wrong; A certain young girl of Bel Air, The pubic hairs nearest her snatch A school girl while combing her hair, You may think that this little vandal A lovely slut named Hortense Performing bare-bosomed thrilled Tipper, There once was this girl named Jane Fox, Cried a kinky young barber named Hector, There once was a pretty young maid, A pretty young girl from Eau Claire A hirsute problem had Claire, So what is the matter with bald? There was a wierd fellow most adipose, (crepitose - sounds of rattling, crackling)
There once was a gal from Missouri I once knew of a girl named Mary, A mystery that's long been in force, There was an old barber named Schippers He said, as he moved his face lower, Pubic hair is put there for a reason There was a young lady named Carrie So hairy a cunt had Miss Carrier Girls' cunthair grows strange in variety, Endowed with a thick hairy cnut Hair tickles me inside my nose; The cunt hair of young Miss McLees There was a young lady of Barrie It don't take a gal who's big breasted There was an Old Person of Mold, A hairy snatch! My, what a fright! Regarding the Lady Hortense,
--- Arthur Deex P8911
With pudenda which lie East and West.
But inquiries have found
That the theory's unsound;
They point northward, the same as the rest.
--- Tony Davie P9601
But not just to pleasure my pole;
I simply was curious
To learn if it's spurious,
That gooks lack a vertical hole.
--- Armand Singer
A damsel, all thought to be pious,
Lay there in the nude
And was so soundly screwed,
That today her sex lies on a bias.
--- Grand Prix Lim 210
To settle it once and for all,
She will either say,
"At right angles lay,"
Or prove Chinese girls vertical.
--- Irving Superior P9407
Had a cold, and a doctor she sought.
Said the doctor, alert,
"Will you please raise your skirt,
To confirm the direction of twat."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0451
Explains why of children I've three.
By heavens above,
A fourth child I'd love,
But right-angled sex baffles me.
--- Irving Superior P8201
Till I met this girl from Hong Kong;
She had small titties
And horizontal clitty
And rode side-saddle on my dong.
--- Toolman
Who was struggling to get on the nest.
Said his young Chinese wanton,
"Don't forget you're in Canton,
The tramlines all run East to West!"
--- G0350
Though different, you should not deny us.
It runs East and West,
Not North/South like the rest.
You might like getting screwed on the bias."
--- Theo Heller P9211
Whose vulva was slightly oblique;
This small deviation
Was deemed a sensation
By preachers and laymen alike.
--- Armand E Singer 552
Who looked for a girl to deflower.
But to his surprise,
The Jap girls run sidewise,
To deflower on Palau takes know-how.
--- Anon
His slant-eyed gal couldn't be finer.
He delighted to fondle
Her slot horizontal,
Both her her labia and her vagina. (...major and minor.)
--- Ed C Wolfert P8201
Learned that stories they'd heard were damned lies.
Men discovered instead
When the whores got in bed,
Their cunts didn't slant like their eyes.
--- A N Wilkins P9205
Told recruits of his days as a fighter,
And of twats, like the eyes,
Of the women -- slantwise,
Which, when they spread their legs, became tighter.
--- A N Wilkins P8701
It runs cross-wise, not up and down.
I thought you should know,
Because in Tokyo,
The street-cars run only cross-town.
--- Ed C Wolfert P8201
Was born with a right-angled twat.
The more that you spread her,
The more it got better;
It tightened her twat quite a lot.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0548a
For sideways direction of twat,
And the more that you spread her,
The more it gets better,
For it tightens the pussy a lot.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8201
Once had an affair with a slope.
The result of her folly
Was four daughters, by golly!
Zero, thirty, sixty, and ninety (I hope).
--- Arthur Deex P8201
Licked twats up and down with delight.
He was sent overseas
To convert the Chinese --
Now he licks from the left to the right.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0992
Once laid an American Floozie.
"How different," he cried,
As he slid it inside,
"To diddle a vertical coozie."
--- L1641
Had balls that were crooked and blue.
But he used them with ease
On the heathen Chinese,
For their coozies were also askew.
--- G0293
Who sampled all kinds of vagina.
Some were fat, some were thin,
Some were blacker than sin,
And some sideways (on ladies from China).
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0436
And no one knows that she was a slanter,
And to all the WASP's glee,
She'd perform for a fee,
At a walk, at a trot, and a canter.
--- J Beauregard Pepys P8201
Though ninety degrees they are off.
When Caucasians are spread,
They are wider a shred,
While in China it tightens the trough.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 P8201
Whose pussy lined up with her knees.
When she took to the bed,
The further she spread,
The tighter and tighter the squeeze.
--- Temujin
Getting off with this girl'd be a breeze.
You certainly can't
Best a Chink with this slant;
They certainly know how to please.
--- Hugh Clary
Of them, one is important to me.
Are Chinese girls built
With a different tilt?
What is the direction of the Yangtze?
--- Tom Patton P0609
Took note of her pussy's odd slant.
When he asked, "Can you screw
With a crack so askew?"
She replied with a smile, "Yes, I can't."
--- Bob Giandomenico P9407a
Who had nothing whatever to do.
So she sat on the stairs,
And counted cunt hairs --
Four thousand, three hundred, and two.
--- L1511P
Sure must have forgot how to blush;
She'd pull up her skirt
As if just to flirt,
Revealing a acre of brush.
--- Armand E Singer 558
Shocks girls with his unpleasant ways.
He traps 'em and snatches
Their sex fuzz in batches,
Which he uses for making toupees.
--- G2423
She muttered "My bush is too thick!"
I said, with a grin:
"It's OK, I'm in...
I've harnessed a Bic to my dick."
--- Anon
This is file awl
The razor she gave a big push.
Then danced up a jig,
Bled like a stuck pig.
From slashing a gash on her tush.
--- Anon
My bale of hay is sweet indeed!
Come on over here,
Let me ride that steer,
And when I'm done I'll let you feed.
--- Anon
Blondes are the pick for my dong.
I just like the fuzzy
Upon their warm wuzzy,
Trimmed up nice and short for my schlong.
--- Anon
Once carefully braided the hair,
All over her crotch,
Letting nobody watch,
And the fellows all thought it unfair.
--- Isaac Asimov
Resembled a raspberry patch;
Her men begged her, "Maeve,
Either shave or don't shave!
I can't face this starting from scratch!"
--- Robin K Willoughby P8601
And straddling her favorite chair,
Was then berated
For her x-rated
Conduct for brushing 'down there'.
--- Anon
Should not have caused quite so much scandal.
But the reason for this
Was that shameless young miss,
Used not just the brush, but the handle!
--- Anon
Had pubic hair completely dense.
With consistency like wire,
She lit it on fire,
And burned down the town of Florence.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her first night on stage as a stripper!
But disaster ensued.
She was only half nude,
When her cunt hair got caught in her zipper.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Whose pussy was covered with long locks.
All this pubic hair,
Such a tangled affair,
Made the undergrowth close off her box.
--- Laurence Craft
Who's depantied a girl to inspect her:
"I presume you won't care
If I clip off some hair;
For you see, I'm a boxtop collector.
--- Playboy Mag G2363
Hirsute to extremes, I'm afraid.
It was somewhere behind,
But took too long to find,
So it seems, she had never been laid.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0529
Had massive amounts of pubic hair.
She said to her steady,
"Please fuck me, I'm ready!"
He said, "I will as soon as I find where."
--- Laurence Craft
Whose looks were otherwise fair.
Her pubes hung down
From her crotch to the ground,
And her tits were all covered with hair.
--- Stan
I can't say that I am enthralled
With the crabs and the fleas
And the itchy disease,
That I've found in the weeds that I've balled.
--- John Miller
'Twas a rare day indeed if his pecker rose.
He found that cunt sucking
Was worse than no fucking--
The pussy juice made his beard crepitose.
--- G2670
Whose pussy was really quite furry.
One day at the vets,
While attending her pets,
He offered to give her a curry.
--- Anon
Whose cunt was small, but quite hairy.
She once had a crave
To give it a shave,
But nicked off the end of her cherry.
--- Sky Shoe
And the source of much learned discourse:
Who first found the fuzz
On Peaches? It was
Peaches' boy friend, of course.
--- Martin Wellborn P8601a
Who fucked an old whore with big flippers,
And a cunt so hirsute,
That he floundered en route,
So he sheared off the bitch with his clippers.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0599
"Hey, Baby, you know I'm a blower,
But this is so thick,
It's making me sick --
So you oughtta get you a mower!"
--- Marlene Lewis
That is evident in the cold season.
For the balls it's a muff,
For the cock it's a ruff,
And it keeps the vagina from freezin'.
--- G0434
Whose crotch was exceedingly hairy.
Her cunt was behind it,
And a man went to find it,
But got lost like a mouse on the prairie.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0414
That no man could get past the barrier.
That is, no man but Brungle,
Who had lived in the jungle,
And crashed his way through with a terrier.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G0287
And one deeply regrets that society
Thinks it vulgar or lewd
To show the stuff nude --
To hell with all prudes and propriety!
--- G0479
I wasn't quite sure where to put
It in at the start,
So I asked her to fart,
So's I'd know her cnut from her butt.
--- Anon
A rampant moustache, you suppose?
I swear under oath
That this ticklish growth,
Is the muff that belongs to dear Rose.
--- Anon
She carefully parts when she pees.
She resorts to this measure
Not so much for the pleasure,
But she must--the hair hangs to her knees!
--- G0392
Whose crotch was exceedingly hairy.
Once her beau went to find it,
But got lost in behind it,
And when he comes out, they will marry.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0393
To get this ol' rooster interested;
For what I likes best
Is not on the chest,
But down where she's is heavily nested.
--- Anon
Who shrank from sensations of cold;
So he crawled in the muff
Of a hirsute young fluff,
And wrapped himself well from the cold.
--- Edwardian Leer 092 P8601
I cringe in my shoes at the site.
From the covers I run
Away from the sun,
And quickly I turn off the light.
--- Radsafe2
A woman of rare common sense,
She's so in the know,
That she lets her grass grow,
And she now has a jungle immense.
--- Frank Sfa
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