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A suspicious young fellow was Kelter; There once was a girl named Maureen There once was a girl from Port Mellon, When close to her crotch you are smelling, I went to a strip club in Bude; I once knew a man with a horse, A filthy old lady named Patch So you think you pussy's "the" treat. (Buckwheat - bushy haired black boy in Our Gang comedies)
A voluptuous blonde, all petite, A world circling pussy cartel There once was a whore from New Delhi, I like to eat out a lot; To your ear, if you hold up a shell, There was a young fellow named Pell, "I told you," said Dick to Louise, "I told you," said Louise to Dick, A bad little girl in Madrid, There was an old rake of Cohoes, Said a man to a maid in Ashanti, A detective named Ellery Queen, I don't want to sound like I'm nosy, An insatiable satyr named Bruce There once lived a girl named Jess; A prisoner of Chateau d'If, A gent at a sexy boutique She said, "I'll just check in the back..." An unfortunate lady named Dot When younger I made women smile Old dog, when you sniff the hind fur And why in the Hell, d'you suppose There was a young woman named Pellett Well, Hortense may be like that singer There once was a woman named Mable, It stinks, and it stank, and it stunk; So I'd down a whole bottle of gin A couple named Jenny and Peter; Magician's assistant young Sue Many ladies feel stressed, sure enough, Culture and pussy? Oh please! I once had a girl named Lisa, There once was a girl they called Trish, An old spinster, Aunt Tillie McTish, There was a young lady from Quoddie, I fished all night long by the dam Now Faye, I remember so well; With Babs I scored only the once, With Jo, you got lots for your money, I might, I suppose, like the whiff Though the scent of a woman can be Hey I'm a vagina technician; The legend told by big Kahuna, Now these whores of Lou Ann are fine dishes; There once was a girl from Brazil In past years a girl I knew; I once knew a loser named Sted, I went to the fishmonger's deli, Shrimpers in la Batre have the life; Bald weirdo Jon Smith took a lock That explains the fact to me, A tuna sat next to his brother. A lover of girls, old Van Pelt, There once was a girl named Straight, As I saw my good friend, I said "Hi Jean!" A wiseman who lived in a grotto, A salesgirl of perfume, Miss Tish, A girl with a snatch bizarre,
His wife did behave or he'd belt her.
Every day, to be sure
That she kept herself pure,
He extended her legs and he smelt her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2137
Whose cunt wasn't kept very clean.
The semen dripped out
Of her smelly old spout,
Which she wiped up and ate with Salteens.
--- Talky Toaster
Whose cunt just wouldn't stop smellin'.
Although it was rank,
Dark, dingy, and dank,
It still set my pecker to swellin'.
--- Eric S.
A woman is ne'er so compelling.
The air is so estrous
A bee wouldn't pester us;
Bird shit from on high's not repelling.
--- Anon
The dancing was terribly lewd;
When a man sat up front,
Said "I smell a cunt",
Just like that, right out loud, fucking rude!
--- Anon
Which he fucked as a matter of course.
Though it wasn't real pretty
And smelled a bit shitty,
He'd had pussy that smelled a lot worse.
--- MrMalo a
A fellow enticed with her snatch.
He bent over to puke,
And he said, "What a fluke,
By hand I must run off a batch."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1735
Hmm...probably smells like athlete's feet.
Better yet, athlete's cunt,
All moldy in front.
Bet it's got more hair than Buckwheat.
--- Anon
On vacation one day I did meet.
I asked her quite blunt,
"Can I smell your cunt?"
She said, "No. I think it's your feet."
--- Dick Slimer T9712
Composed of Dupont, Ford and Shell,
Proposed close control
As their primary goal,
So a poor man could not get a smell
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0416
Whose poontang was rather smelly.
It was rancid and sour
And got worse by the hour,
But it didn't keep men off her belly.
--- MrMalo a
An entree superb is the twat!
But your last panty melt,
As I looked and I smelt,
Had nothing to do with chocolate.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The ocean you'll hear (so they tell).
But you'll find you've got
A lot more with a twat...
Not only the sound, but the smell!
--- Anon
Who didn't like cunt very well.
He would finger and fuck one,
But never would suck one--
He just couldn't get used to the smell.
--- L0421
"Not to wash for a month, if you please.
I prefer hanky panky
With you when your manky,
And smelling of over-ripe cheese."
--- Peter Wilkins
"I am not some dirty old trick.
I'll wash when I please,
And I don't like cheese,
So you keep your ripe smelly old prick!"
--- Marlene Lewis
A most reprehensible kid,
Told her Aunt Louise,
Her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!
--- L0196
Who loved to sniff cunts up his nose.
He said, quoting Shelly:
"A violet is smelly,
But a cunt is the polecat's pink hose!"
--- G2297
"Can one sniff your twidget, or can't he?"
Said she with a grin,
"Sure, stick your nose in!
But presto, please -- not too andante."
--- L0380
Has olafactory powers so keen,
He can tell in a flash,
By the scent of a gash,
Who its previous tenant had been.
--- L1518
But you spoke of something quite rosy.
Then I missed what you said
Of aromas in bed...
Is the topic a pussy or posy?
--- Bob Birch P9803
Liked his women delightfully loose.
They're the kind
It takes sniffing to find,
And when found, put to very good use.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I liked to put my hand up her dress.
At least once a month,
I'd play with her cunt.
It smelled rather queer, I confess.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Ran around on all fours for a sniff
Of his comrade's posterior,
And said, "It's inferior,
But it somehow reminds me of quiff."
--- L0475
Eyed the sales girl, Dominique.
He said, "I'm just sniffin'
Your stuff is quite spiffin'
But a musk scent is more what I seek."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And returned with some panties in black,
He sniffed with delight,
The scent was just right!
She smiled and said, "Quim has that knack!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had an overabundance of snot.
But it wasn't her nose
That dripped onto her clothes;
From the smell I'd say it was her twat!
--- Anon
By licking their steaming shag pile.
But now I'm too old
To be quite so bold,
And sniffing is my doggy style.
--- Anon
Of bitches in heat, don't you err
By sticking your snout
Too close or she'll pout
And snarl with that 'headaching' 'grrrr!"
--- Travis Brasell
I'm wearing this prosthetic nose?
If it weren't from a dose
I just got when too close
To one of her bellowing blows.
--- SFA
Whose cunt was immense, but she'd sell it.
Though Jack's penis was tall,
He felt nothing at all;
"Well at least, dear," he said, "I can smell it."
--- G1849
Who diddled herself and would linger
For days at a time
With feelings sublime,
While sniffing the stink on her finger.
--- Anon
Who liked to lay on the table,
Naked as sin
With a shit-eating grin,
While from inside, my tongue licked her navel.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file aml
Her pussy smelled like a skunk.
This I will tell:
To get past that smell,
I'd have to drink and drank and get drunk.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
'Cause I liked to see Miss Mable grin.
She'd take off her clothes,
I'd clothes-pin my nose;
Just a drunk with some skunk on his chin.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He tried but he just couldn't eat her.
'Cause out of her gash
Chipmunks would dash;
They thought her cunt was a cedar.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Was sawn each performance in two,
'Til all that was left
Of poor Sue was her cleft,
Which by then was too rotten to screw.
--- Peter Wilkins
When restoring a once-splendid muff;
To relieve any fears,
Think about it, my dears;
Diagnosis must be up-to-snuff.
--- Anon
I once had a girl on her knees;
When our humping updrafted,
The aroma that wafted,
Sure smelled like a well-cultured cheese.
--- Anon
Whose snatch smelled like anchovie pizza.
I shouldn't been carin',
But her bunghole 'twarn't barren,
And she hadn't wiped it up neitha'.
--- LBH A
Who was quite a delectable dish.
Men savored her lips
Then brought bags of chips,
For her pussy smelt strongly of fish.
--- Jarmo
Was arrested for smelling like fish.
She said, "What can I say?
Since I broke my bidet,
Female hygiene just isn't my dish."
--- William N Nesbit P9602 a
Who had a magnificent body.
And her face was not bad,
Yet she'd never been had,
For her odor was markedly coddy.
--- L0889
And caught forty fish as they swam;
And each had a smell
that I know so well...
Faye, Babs, Jane, Regina, Jo, Pam...
--- Travis Brasell
She was fat and had spots on her bell-
Y. And it's even been said
That she often gave head
In the heather or in the bluebell.
--- Richard Jean
And that was while leaned on a fence.
While Jane would go down
If you showed half a crown
And Regina, well she was just dense.
--- Richard Jean
For she was a bit of a honey.
While Pam, being younger,
Oozed sexual hunger
And rampant as the proverbial bunny.
--- Richard Jean
Of fish if I'm smoking a spliff;
But surely a whiting
Ain't half as exciting
As girlies' used panties to sniff.
--- Peter Wilkins
Reminiscent of vinegar/pee,
I am happy to smell
Any mademoiselle;
Most remind me of fruit of the sea!
--- Mark Levy P9706
I can fix one in any condition.
But the job is sheer hell
'Cause I get near the smell,
And I want to take off and go fishin'.
--- Anon
Is that the Luck Goddess, Fortuna,
Passed each human belle,
A distinctive smell,
Closely resembling a tuna.
--- Goin2
They know how to fulfill all your wishes.
You must pay them well,
But don't mind the smell --
You'll get used to the odor of fishes.
--- Anon
That made men exceedingly ill.
That place that men wish
Smelled so much like fish,
That they needed a nausea pill.
--- Tim Laun
She hailed from Kalamazoo,
In the state of Michigan
And smelling of fish again;
She tasted like fish again, too.
--- Gearhart
Who frequently took Tanya to bed.
Quietly he humps
Her womanly bumps,
And says "It smells just like fish heads!"
--- Anon
Where scents of dead fish were so smelly.
But this I must say:
Got homesick today
For the pussy of ex-girlfriend, Nellie.
--- Travis Brasell
A seaport town absent of strife.
A man came one day
But he would not stay,
Said, "The scent here smells just like my wife!"
--- Anon
Of hair from each pussy his cock
Had screwed, and the pig
Made himself a coarse wig;
It smelled like a trawler fleet dock.
--- Ward Hardman
Despite flies and occasional flea,
Why an open can of tuna
In a lesbians bed rooma
Is referred to as a potpourri.
--- Anon
Their dad looked from one to the other.
"Boys," he said, "listen,
Two things smell like fish, an'
Both of those things are your mother."
--- Anon
Wouldn't dick them until he had smelt
An aroma of tuna,
And vowed he would sooner
Have lunch before loosening his belt.
--- Grizz
Whose pussy did smell like bait.
Whenever I'd pound her,
The room reeked of flounder;
Her twat, she need to refrigerate!
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
As she sat down beside me so smiling.
But she stank like a fish
And I really do wish
She'd take care of her feminie hygiene.
--- Raikou
Was asked if he lived by a motto.
He said, "Get in the britches
Of all willing bitches,
But not if they smell like Clamato!"
--- John Chastaine TP9802
Stunk bad, though her pussy she'd swish.
Said her boss, "You must leave,
But there's no need to grieve;
You can work as a monger of fish."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0629a
Had the strangest pussy by far.
It was six inches wide,
And all furry inside,
With the smell of an overripe gar.
--- Stan
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