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A passionate lover named Chilton The odor of female humanity, Delectable, scrumptious, delish, My shallowness haunts me each day A beaver is quite an odd dish, Awash in the juice of the tuna, In the gasthaus where I used to linger, Colette, with pudendum so bushy, An unwashed young girl from the Klondike, He sniffed at the lovely Miss Gish, In Pittsburg I once had a squeeze There once was this young man named Doug, Ginger, a girl from Laguna, A tuna went trolling for cunny, The midline convergence of thighs There once was a whore from Van Nuys A Sydney man peeped 'twixt her thighs; There once was a girl from St. Helens, You must stink real bad, Christina! In the grandstand a chick caught our eyes; A redheaded lady named Lize There was a young lady named Wise My Charlie is really is dish. I do not know why he does this. They tell of a lass named Hunt, An unhappy wife named Felicity "As to rape," mused Joe Blow in Cell 9, There was a young lady named Brewer There was an old woman of Ghent (Published 1870)
There was a free-loader named Schroeder A jealous old fellow of Corning, A stoical fellow named Bud There once was a gal named Louise While walking, a fellow named French A skanky old whore from Lake Placid I've has some pussy that stunk There once was this beautiful Celt, A most careless young fellow named Scott, I once knew a gal name of Kelly; They tell of a lass named Regina, There was a young whore from New Delhi Wayne was the star of Wayne's World, There once was a girl named Christine That happy old hooker, McFink, To the fireman's ball at Fort Knox A cautious old priest, Father Coombs, Odette, nationality French, There once was a woman named Eve A scientist studied aroma A man saved old twats, if you please, "Taste this, I made it from scratch", There once was a young lass named Judah, Watch out! It's malodorous Molly! I was eating a girl from Peoria, Are you sure that is was she speaking? A malodorous girl of Tahoma A young female boxer was Nell, There was a young lady named Pelt, No, thanks man, can't eat 'em too smelly. There was an old whore named McFink, A funky but cute fortune teller, Olfactory senses aside, A lady from Morningside Crescent Stinking snatches have nothing on punks Cunnilinguists are eager to munch, There was a young fellow named Scotten, Said the gallant knight, Sir Walter Scott,
While tonguing some broad in the Hilton,
Gagged, saying, "Good God,
You smell like rank cod,
Or worse, much like overripe Stilton!"
--- Armand E Singer 462
Makes many a man lose his sanity.
Those bits pheremonal
Affect men's hormonal
Response, and he'll dive for her crannity.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Men find such a sweet-smelling dish.
Aroma they savor,
With distinctive flavor,
In a pussy that tastes like a fish.
--- Goin2later
And nightly with fervor I pray
That deep I will be,
Engulfed completely
In fish-scented pussy souffle.
--- Randog
When it's absent there's times I do wish,
To fondle and finger,
To let my tongue linger,
Awash in a smell of ripe fish.
--- Canadian Joe
I revel and slobber and swoon-a.
I nip at the cheeses
And savor the breezes
And bob for the fruit of your poon-a.
--- H Welchel
I once asked the barmaid, young Ingar,
"What's an anchovy, schatze?"
Said this bold little Nazi,
"Dot's a fish dot smells just like a finger!"
--- Anon
Is frequently dripping and mushy.
On car seats and trains,
She leaves hundreds of stains
With a smell reminiscent of sushi.
--- Anon
Had a body that was worth quite a long hike.
And her face wasn't bad,
Yet she'd never been had,
'Cause her cunt had a smell very cod-like.
--- Stephen Cordwell
And remarked, "It reminds me of fish...
By the size of your tail,
It's probably a whale,
And tainted whale tail ain't my dish."
--- Grand Prix Lim 984
With similar tastes, if you please.
But now she's a whore
And her "mayo" tastes more
Like fish sauce with Roquefort cheese.
--- Anon
Who needed a big cunt to plug.
When he finally found her,
It smelled like a flounder.
So he strapped a gas-mask on his mug.
--- Laurence Craft
Wore a merkin all lined with vicuna.
But if you muzzle her quiff,
And take only one sniff,
You'll find it still smells like a tuna.
--- Little Richard
He smelt one and found it too tunny.
He dreams of a bream,
All covered with cream,
With a cunny that smells more of honey.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is often considered a prize.
But many men feel
It loses appeal
If it's an attraction for flies.
--- Larry Davis P8601a
Who would spread her legs free for the guys.
And people would stare
At her black pubic hair,
Till they found 'twasn't hair, it was flies.
--- Magunda
"Do I see her black panties?" he cries.
"No bottom is bare --
Perhaps I see hair?"
Alas, in Australia, it's flies.
--- Ed Potts P8802a
Whose crotch was all rotten and smellin'.
She'd wipe off her thighs
And shake her hands dry,
But it kept the flies off of the melon.
--- Anon
But not as bad as my Justina;
The stuff from her twat
Is much worse than rot;
Kills flies born in the latrina.
--- Edwin
Short skirt! Lace or hair 'tween the thighs?
To check, I went up
Close enough, and then "Yup",
I giggled: "Aint either, just flies!"
--- Anon
Sat down and she parted her thighs.
When a man saw her crack,
He exclaimed, "Why, it's black!"
But the color was due to the flies.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2164a
Who claimed that her cunt was a prize.
And she fooled many men
For they all came again,
But she never, but never, fooled flies.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2390a
But you know what I often wish?
I wish he'd be kinder,
Not pat my behinder,
And tell folks I smell like a fish.
--- Anon
He would do more than boo and hiss.
If I told you guys
That he attracts flies,
And sometimes he smells just like piss.
--- Anon
Who had a most odorous cunt.
The smell 'tween her thighs
Attracted roaches and flies,
And caused growth in children to stunt!
--- Jeeves
Was famed for her vulva toxicity;
A mere penetration,
Much less copulation,
Was followed by adverse publicity.
--- Armand Singer
"I'll take any cunthole for mine:
Dogs, sheep, mares, or squirrels,
Or, if nothing else, girls--
As long as it stinks, man it's fine."
--- G0787
Who poxed all the men getting through her.
One whiff of her pratt
Killed a bloody great rat,
Who'd lived all his life in a sewer.
--- G1902
Who swore that her cunt had no scent.
She got fucked so often,
At last she got rotten,
And didn't she stink when she spent.
--- L0165
Who dated a girl and did load her
With the essence of brew --
His intent was to screw,
But he failed for she had a bad odor.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2281
Suspected his wife of suborning.
He said, "I small a rat."
His wife answered "Drat!
I will douche the first thing in the morning."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1710A
Was fucking a lady -- a dud.
And she had a bad smell,
But he said, "What the hell,
It is better than pulling my pud."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0069
Whose crotch smelled like limberger cheese.
But the very worst part
Is when she would fart.
She would burn down an acre of trees.
--- Mike Dale
This is file all
Was stopped on the street by a wench.
He said, "Come to my room,
But bring some perfume --
You need something to cover the stench."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1519
Had titties gangrenous and flacid.
When she spread her thighs,
The smell would kill flies.
It made your eyes burn just like acid.
--- Gearhart TP9807a
Like someone ran over a skunk,
That fell in the creek,
Where it laid for a week,
Till the buzzards could not stand the funk.
--- MrMalo
Who was relieved of her chastity belt.
Having worn it a month,
Her big hairy cunt
Appeared just as bad as it smelt!
--- Laurence Craft
After licking an ill-smelling twat,
Spewed his dinner and more
On that whore's smelly bore.
'Twas a lesson he never forgot.
--- Al Chaplin P0304
Her crotch was exceedingly smelly.
It broadcast so far
When her legs were ajar,
That the stench would come in on the telly!
--- Mike Dale
Who said everything's fine in Carolina,
But when I got there,
She was covered in hair,
Except for her smelly vagina.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose cunt was all black and smelly.
The stench of the come
Rose up from her bum,
And the crabs then played tag on her belly.
--- DMC
He met with a girl whose cunt curled
The nose-hairs of all
Who had answered her call,
But our Wayne didn't barf, but he hurled!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose cunt smelled rather obscene.
The stench from her box
Resembled gym socks,
Until she douched with Mr. Clean.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her pussy was rotten, I think.
She was fucked for an hour
By Admiral Bower--
That's all he could take of the stink.
--- G1825
Came a girl with a cunt like an ox.
It had such a bad smell,
That they hosed it down well;
Then a garbageman reached for her box.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0509
Checked the cunt of a nun in the tombs.
When he sniffed at her chasm
He went into a spasm
And died from the vaginal fumes.
--- Phil Cannibal P8907
Would open her cunt with a wrench.
When once she forgot
To bolt up her slot,
She killed twenty men with the stench.
--- G0337
Whose cunt stank like you wouldn't believe.
On some days the stench
From this nasty-assed wench
Would leave you like Christopher Reeve.
--- Milkbone a
Of prostitutes from Oklahoma;
"Their worn underwear,"
He said, "Smells like hair
Of dogs nearing death in a coma."
--- Travis Brasell
And he planted an acre of these.
They grew up soft and hairy,
Each one topped with a cherry,
And they all smelled like limburger cheese.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0582
She said, as she finished the batch.
"Might I first be askin'
What you have been scratchin'?
It smells look a dirty old snatch!"
--- Anon
Liked fucking while reading Neruda.
I relish his verse,
But her pussy's a curse,
And reeks of malodorous Gouda.
--- Tutta/Ogni a
She's shopping alone with her trolley
Piled high with her douches
And things that go splooshes;
She certainly needs them, by golly.
--- Peter Wilkins
But the smell of her snatch would just floor ya.
I said, "Man, that's rank!"
She said, "You can thank
All those bastards who came here before ya!"
--- MrMalo
If she was truly that reeking,
She might have been dead,
When you had your head
Down where the left-overs were leaking.
--- Marlene Lewis
Had a twat with such fetid aroma,
That when Pierre went to lick it,
He fell in the thicket,
And he never came out of the coma.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1747a
But her pussy was raunchy as hell.
She was always the victor
Since no one had licked her,
For no one could get past the smell!
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1733
Who wanted her genitals felt.
But no one was wont,
To play with her cunt,
Because of the way that it smelt.
--- G1589
One whiff, I'm turned off like a tellie.
I'd be heaving for days
And inhaling breath sprays.
Thanks, but I have a weak belly.
--- Anon
Whose pussy was rotten, I think.
She was fucked for an hour
By Cardinal Bower,
For that's all he could take of the stink.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1730
Was dating a weird sort of feller.
On a doctor's advice
She was treated for lice,
But you sure as hell don't want to smell 'er.
--- Anon
He loved having sex with his bride,
But her vaginal smell
Was an odor from hell,
Thus his passion for eating her died.
--- Cap'n Bean P0106
Could never make men acquiescent
To a lewd proposition,
For they knew that coition
Wasn't safe with a cunt so putrescent.
--- G1941
Who fail to scrub least once a month.
They smell like the street
After three weeks of heat,
And scabs now fall off in large chunks.
--- Squat
At that shrine that some call "The Box Lunch".
Sometimes the aroma
Induces a coma,
Reminiscent of a ripe lox bunch.
--- Bob Giandomenico
Who figured that ass should be boughten.
But he soon changed his mind
At the time he did find,
That the last one he bought was all rotten.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1742
"The queen's flowers have started to rot."
Said her personal maid,
"The truth, don't evade;
The smell isn't rot, it's her twat!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0501
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