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Young Pedro from Malaga, Spain, His woman she might not be bitchin' A slender young man from Hangow Leather and Chains may be good upon thee, We will have to try our new games, An S. and M. freak, name of Heather There was a young lady named Hope A lecturing fellow named Sean I'm Ericka, woman of power. It seem that there is quite a hassle, My physiotherapist's cross; Now that you're inside the stocks, No, man, I don't do the wanking; All wrapped up in latex, Schinderhannes, Now, please, sweetheart, get a grip; I took time to write you this letter, Glory! I shout, Alleluia! Don't let her sweet countenance fool ya, She'll put metal clamps on your tool, ya Scruples I've got by the score! You all fine built broads here with curve, A gentleman Katey knew slightly, While the damsel fluttered her eyelashes, A plucky young lady named Potts A masochist lithper named Chitholm I like to dress up in fine leather.... And when we are through with this game, "After you lick my boots clean," I like the idea of traction! I've never been strapped in the buff. Perhaps with a strong block and tackle, There're reasons this cannot be done. A lovely young girl from Dunblane Put on all that leather gear, black, Hey, if I put you in a sack, I never wear leather, 'cept shoes. One evening, with forethought and malice, The door leading into 3A A very poor flasher named Kling "My son, take it under advisement A streaker -- a Flasher who tries (does not make sense - McW)
There once was a flasher from Reading Though eighty, a flasher neamed Ray There once was a ravenous fairy JFK we all knew was a masher. (HST - Harry S. Truman)
Sir Arthur Abercrombie Argyle After streakers appeared at The Flask, The reason a shy man named Rex When it snows, you will find Sister Sledge A fancy man sometimes displayed The flasher, he said to his penis, He flashed open his coat in the square. That made him so mad that he sneered, His puff was just one little tweet. That Elephant Man had some guts, Our Tommy boy's not very nice: There was a strange student from Yale, Or you'll just have to do it in jail."
At the Met's Richard Strauss exhibition There once was a chap named Al Mozia A flasher who was known as Bud, A sudden exposure of skin -- A streaker was streakin' and strokin' So shy was this flasher named Merse, On a street corner stands Mrs. Lutz A rogue from old Ticonderoga We flashers have a guiding star;
Kept his wife on a short length of chain.
She could get to the kitchen
And bed, but kept bitchin'
As if she had cause to complain.
--- Peter Wilkin
If she spent less time in the kitchen.
The leash reaches bed,
If he used his head,
With that hunger he'd get her twitchin'.
--- Anon
Wed a fascistic old bag of a frau.
"Achtung!" she would say,
"We'll do it my way!
When I come, you jump off, and kow-tow."
--- Ogni Gioia
But I'm afraid the whip's out, Ms. Magee.
I know it seems tame,
But I'm not into pain,
And whipping your butt is way beyond me!
--- Anon
The ones that are given no names!
So - handcuffs and whips?
Or clips on the nips?
Or, maybe, inviting more dames?
--- Anon
Was into restraints and black leather,
Spiked heels and cruel whips,
Cock rings and cunt clips,
And tying her men to a tether.
--- Armand E Singer 575
Who loved to be wrapped up in rope.
Her man said, "That's fine;
I've brought miles of twine.
And it keeps her quite still while I grope.
--- Gillian B
Who feared that his students might yawn,
Gave talks on castration
And for illustration,
Showed how modern S & M's gone.
--- Chris Young
Come into my dungeon and cower!
I'll smack on your bum
Till you're ready to come.
The cost? Just three hundred an hour.
--- Ericka
In finding a nice bondage castle.
The leather and whips
Are stinging my nips,
And some like their balls pierced with tassles!
--- Coolbreeze
For words she was just at a loss.
Weight-training she frowns,
My push-ups she downs,
Once weekly I let her be boss.
--- Anon
I'll tell you I changed all the locks.
So it'll do you no good,
If you work off the hood,
To go for the keys in your socks.
--- Mick Stupp
I prefer S&M when I'm spanking.
With handcuffs and whips
And tears, cuts and rips,
S&M's number one in world ranking.
--- Nik Synytskyy
Was trembling at Mistress Roseanne's
Kinky confection:
Receiving correction
From a troop of sadistic Uhlans. (Prussian calvary)
--- Anon
You're on a big self-pity trip.
Just call me a liar
But your secret desire
Includes leather, chains, and a whip!
--- Observer
In hopes that your pain I'd unfetter.
So dear, don't bemoan it;
Just take it and own it.
And you're sure to feel a great deal better.
--- Observer
At last I have made it with Julia!
In the stygian gloom
Of her small "secret" room,
That's filled with devices peculiar.
--- Anon
She's a dominatrix, and she'll rule ya,
While you're tied up in chains
You'll experience sweet pains,
With canes and horse whips she will school ya.
--- Anon
Have never met anyone crueller,
But that Sade bloke explains,
True pleasure's through pains,
If you're hot for it, let Julia cool ya.
--- Anon
Here's one I have not said before:
There'll be no fellation
In this consultation.
(But feel free to spank me some more.)
--- Peter
Who bring with them gusto and nerve,
And who love leather straps
Or been handcuffed perhaps,
Can spend a fine night with this perv.
--- Dude
Persisted in E-mailing nightly,
To ask her if she
Would ever be free
To come 'round and tie him up tightly.
--- Kate Gray
The villain he twirled his moustaches.
"Now she's tied to the tracks,
But the trains are so lax,
She'll died of old age, drat and dashes!"
--- Gillian B & Mike Stupp
(In Newark and Leeds tied up lots)
Said, "Ropework in Yorks
Never quite works,
So I prefer to be tied up in Notts.
--- Gillian B
Stalks dominants just to be with 'em,
And can't get too much
Of lashings and such,
While twisting his torso in rhythm.
--- Armand Singer P0402
Makes a man wonder whether
I'm really as mean
As the whip makes me seem,
Or shall I torture him with a feather?
--- Anon
Right after I came and I came
From submissive lips
On the tip of my clit,
He will say, "Is it my turn now, Mame?"
--- Anon
I will say if I'm still feeling mean.
I'll watch him adore me
Until it will bore me.
It's time for a new sexy scene...
--- Anon
I would love to see your reaction,
If I tickle your gear,
And suckle your ear,
Or practice the opposite action.
--- Marlene
(Well, maybe a blindfold or cuff.)
But traction? Well, Hell!
Lets try it a spell!
Just leave my thing free for your muff.
--- H Welchel
I'll hang you, ass-down, from a shackle,
Then hoist up and down,
And spin you around,
And spurt you chock-full of my spackle...
--- H Welchel
My stomach's not steady, for one.
I'd get motion sick;
I'd barf on your prick.
Does that really sound like much fun?
--- Marlene
Was throoughly bound up with chain.
By the time she got out,
She'd had cause to shout.
Now she can't wait to try it again.
--- Mick Stupp
This is file tml
With stiletto heels walk up my back.
Feed with such domination,
My masochistic elation,
If you want that I'm good in the sack.
--- Anon
And then walked all over you back,
You'd turn black and blue,
And when I was through,
I'd throw you out on the train track.
--- Anon
Suggestions you've made I'll refuse.
I'll tie you with silk
And bathe you in milk,
And you'll go home one big blue bruise.
--- Anon
A horny gal travelled to Dallas.
She liked to play cowboy,
Saying, "Hey, you be my boy,
Just bring on the whips and the phallus!"
--- Richard Long
Is better than any foreplay.
The whips and the canes
And chandelier chains,
Make playtime a little risque.
--- Anon
Would tie a tin cup to his thing.
Exposing, he'd near
Then shedding a tear,
'Three Coins in a Fountain', he'd sing.
--- Irving Superior P8806
What that woman showing her thighs meant.
She is no work of art,
She is only a tart
Engaging in self-advertisement."
--- Lance Payne P8806
To meanwhile get some exercise.
If one streaks at you,
Madam, what to do
Is rapidly prop up your thighs.
--- Irving Superior P8806
Exposing himself at a wedding.
The bride laughed aloud,
"You're so poorly endowed,
It looks like there was a beheading!"
--- David Miller
At the Flower Club Show late in May,
Just by opening his coat,
Why that randy old goat,
Won first prize for the best dried bouquet.
--- Bob Giandomenico P8804a
Who loved to see little folks merry.
So he gave them a look
And with laughter they shook
When he showed them his thing, big and hairy.
--- Bob Giandomenico P8711
Tricky Dick was a Watergate crasher.
Some people who fussed
When HST cussed,
Now are cussing our nation's First Flasher.
--- John Miller
Went out always dressed in grand style.
But one day in a trance
He forgot to wear pants,
And was booked on a charge to defile.
--- Warrick Elrod
Friends called the bartender to ask,
"Were they women or men?"
"I couldn't tell them,"
He replied, "for each one wore a mask."
--- A N Wilkins P8312
Is a flasher, the town shrink suspects,
It's the one way he's found,
Much as he's been around,
To commune with the opposite sex.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
Out mooning at night on the ledge.
One storey down,
Is the maestro James Brown,
Displaying his meat and two veg.
--- Bill Wall
Himself to dames on The Parade.
When friends asked him why,
They received this reply:
"It's one way of drumming up trade."
--- A N Wilkins P8806
"They'll be so amazed when they've seen us!
To hell with the law!
Says you can't be raw;
Restrictive type laws are quite heinous."
--- Anon
Which made Gracie cry out "Hey, Cher --
It's the Elephant Man.
Do you think he can
Walk straight with that thing danglin' there?"
--- Anon
"You ladies should be quite afeared
Of my awesome power!
So, why don't you cower,
While I puff this up some," he leered.
--- Anon
He snapped his coat closed in defeat.
"It must be you two!
You're witches, that's who!"
He shuffled off dragging his ... feet.
--- Anon
But left with his trunk in the ruts
By the side of the road.
Alas, he still knowd
'Twas good for picking up peanuts.
--- Anon
His mind swarms with maggots and lice;
His face comes with a bill.
On the other, he will
Suck his thumb at all men for a price.
--- Anon
Who put himself outside the pale.
Said the Judge: "Please refrain,
When passing through Maine,
From exposing yourself, again in the train,
--- Anon
When the seventh veil fell by tradition,
A flasher arose
In the loges to pose,
And give Salome some competition.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
Arrested indecent exposia.
In court he arose,
Began to expose,
"Your Honor, I have claustrophobia."
--- Irving Superior P8111
Constantly played with his pud.
He gave it a twirl,
It impressed no girl.
The sherrif thinks he is a dud.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Are you being invited to sin?
No, he means you no ill;
He's just after a thrill.
It is his way of entering in.
--- Lance Payne P8806
His member; his chicken a-chokin'.
He streaked fully stripped
Through the town and then tripped,
And arose to find his chicken broken.
--- Jon Gearhart
He'd put on his raincoat reverse.
The girls thought him kind,
"It's just a behind,"
And most of the girls, "I've seen worse."
--- Irving Superior P8806
When a flasher in front of her struts.
When he opens his coat,
She remarks with a gloat,
"I've no trouble seeing your nuts."
--- Bob Giandomenico P8806
Does stroll about clad in a toga,
Exposing his balls,
Provoking loud brawls,
And claiming he's practicing yoga.
--- Armand E Singer 690
A patron saint; a Wunderbar --
That handsome look-a-like
Sir Anthony Van Dyke
And in his mouth a big cigar.
--- Irving Superior P8806
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