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Chaperoning the Junior High dance There was a young flasher named Jose This Sunday the Picayune quotes A queer sort of fellow, a mime, An exhibiting fellow from Truro, A pervert flashed a barmaid one night, A cellist abandoned his bow The old flasher caused quite a sensation To Bill it was wormwood and gall. There once was a flasher from Perth, A frustrated flasher named Pottle The greatest of flashers was Irv, When they asked an old bloke from the Dove An elderly flasher, I hear, A flasher not only must haste An unrestrained fellow named Crockett "An X-rated movie," said Joe, While driving one night, Mrs. Bender An assembler of large cardboard horses A flasher who lived for surprise, There once was a student named Dorgan A naive young lady from France A poor henpecked husband named Ralls "Hey gorgeous!" said Bertie, "See this?" "For years, you've been after a jig, A flasher who lived in the woods Boasts conceited young flasher, McCloud, There once was a flasher named Izz, Though some people are hard to convince A naive young lady of Bude "My daughter, take under advisement There is a black flasher named Amos A whore told a flasher named Ash A magistrate once had occasion In the loo at Victoria Station.
A daring old flasher named Lassiter There was a young flasher named Jose', The flasher, the streaker, the masher -- "My best," said a flasher named Leach, My wife is a filly of wit. A masochist pervert from Ealing Although you may think it a folly, The S&M bar, oh my dears, I dined with the Duchess of Ditches, A bugger, while dying of AIDS, Spank me! I've been a bad man! This year I'll be having a go There was a young man clad in plastic; When Christians, both farmhand and burgess, I have no cane, but a leather belt Ritualistic old flagellant Peale, There's really an amazing girl, I'd like to check out this chick Susan; So, David, you're looking to be This Guardsman at play must assume A masochist by name of Hank, Some folks say that spankin' is rough, A fellow in west Mogadishu Have you seen that TV girl Heather? I guess they call such pain "exquisite", A masochist, old Henry Kettle, (Urticaceae)
I shared an apartment with Ted "I'm a weak and submissive young man There followed a flurry of SMACKS! And I heard him shout, "Harder, you slut! "Oh, beat me," begged sweet little Em. Ah, the world of "under" and "top," A well-heeled old dame named Roberta,
To enhance my own chance for romance.
To get loved and get laid
by some sweet little maid,
I tell limericks -- and then drop my pants.
--- Martin Wellborn P8805
Who liked to be, let's say, 'expose'.
He lurked in the alley,
Then flashed it at Sally,
Who laughed and said, "Small as Rick O'Shay!"
--- Q
A Krew of Rex leader who gloats
That to give the true savor
Of the Mardi Gras Flavor,
They'll have flashers on one of the floats.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
Stark naked, committing a crime,
Right in front of his mummy,
Mimicked flogging his dummy;
It got him three years of hard time.
--- Armand Singer
Underpaid in a government bureau,
Earned additional dough
With a public sex show,
At the movie house, back in the U-row
--- Isaac Asimov
Saying "Look at me! Ain't I a sight!"
She replied "Deary me,
This bar's too dark to see.
Would you like to have a Pud Light?"
--- Cruelty Jones
And with curtains akimbo let show
His this and his that
To an onlooking cat
And to neighbors who found it 'de trop'.
--- Gents Alphabet Book P9501
When he serviced a church in Lost Nation. (IA)
He noted with pride
That he'd hoped to provide
Those Christians a new revalation.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
As a flasher he once chose the mall
And went through his paces
In twelve different places,
But nobody noticed at all.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
In all parts deficient in girth.
His physique was sparse,
His privates a FARCE,
Provoking no shocks, only mirth.
--- J'Carlin
Was rescued from drugs and the bottle,
When an art prof he knew
At the college came through
With a job as a studio model.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
And down to his toes, it would curve.
On straining his back,
He straightened his act,
Now all passerbyers must swerve.
--- Irving Superior P8806
Why he showed himself sometimes, "Why Gov,
It's because now and then
Even dirty old men,"
The flasher responded, "need love."
--- A N Wilkins P8806
Would've liked to retire his career,
But thought it too quick
And decided to stick
It out for a single more year.
--- Hugh Clary
But only one victim must face.
If witnesses see,
Most judges agree
An open-and-shut type of case.
--- Irving Superior P8806
Wound up on the criminal docket,
Accused of exposure
Unzipping his closure,
And playing hard pool in his pocket.
--- Armand E Singer 697
The flasher, "'s the right place to go
And provide all the crew
Waiting there in the queue,
A preview of sorts for the show."
--- A N Wilkins P8806a
Had an accident, denting her fender;
For she'd seen a huge toad,
Standing right in the road,
Wearing stockings and black silk suspender.
--- Ystap TP9804
Was often aroused by strong forces.
The instructions he'd see
("Put tab A in slot B")
Would inspire unique intercourses.
--- Actaeon
Showed an old lady his prize.
But was taken aback
When told, "Put it back,
These eyes have seen many that size."
--- John Miller
Who streaked a large church in Glamorgan.
Almost coming unglued,
The deacons pursued
And seized the young man by the organ.
--- A N Wilkins P8312
Had not seen a man without pants.
When a lewd fellow showed
His all in the road,
It was stiff and it got in her scants.
--- Tom Patton P0306
Was a flasher at one of the malls.
He wished, he confessed,
As his friends might have guessed,
To show the world that he had balls.
--- A N Wilkins P8806
And flashed at the pretty young miss.
"For fucks sake, young Bertie,"
She uttered, "I'm Gertie;
I've seen it before -- I'm your sis!"
--- Peter Wilkins
But frankly, I care not a fig;
For that 'neath your mac,
My dear brother, is slack
And pathetically thin as a twig."
--- Peter Wilkins
Tried to stun two young girls with his goods.
They just giggled and pointed,
Said, "We're disappointed,
It's dinky, not like Hollywood's!"
--- John Miller
"Taking pride in the fact I'm endowed,
I display my erection
For a mob-scene inspection,
Since I love standing out in a crowd!"
--- Jim O'Conner P9208
While shaving, cut gashes in his.
Now bandaged entire,
Izz had to retire
Commenting, "I guess that's Show Biz."
--- Irving Superior P8806
That it's cold, we have had certain hints.
The flasher, they say
On the Plaza today
Is giving out Polaroid prints.
--- A N Wilkins P8802
Had not seen a man in the nude.
When a lewd fellow showed
His all on the road,
She did not know what to conclude.
--- C Chevallier
What those men unzipping their flies meant.
It was not to amuse you,
But only to use you
As a means of their self-aggrandizement."
--- Lance Payne P8806
Whose naked exposings are famous.
Some old judge said, "I'm curious;
I must see you're not spurious;
I issue this writ of mandamus."
--- Armand Singer
That pursuing the sport appeared rash.
"Wherever you've gone
You've encountered a yawn,
Since you have so damn little to flash."
--- A N Wilkins P8806
This is file tll
To put an old man on probation
For displaying his balls
Through the crack in the walls
Of the gentlemen's stalls
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Espying a lass, made a pass at her.
Like most of his kind
He was of one mind,
And dropping his pants, waved his ass at her.
--- Armand E Singer 275
Who like to be, let's say, expose'.
He lurked in the alley,
Then flashed it at Sally,
Who laughed and said, "That's what they all say!"
--- Rick O'Shay
Which one of the three is the brasher?
Their actions, like bacon
Are stripped, thin, mistaken.
It's hard to say which one is the rasher.
--- Lance Payne P8806
"Were Nixon's inaugural speech,
The Popes coronation,
And Grand Central Station.
My worst had to be a nude beach."
--- David Miller P8208A
She'll say, "Go ahead, suck my tit;
Beat my ass black and blue,
And then you may screw
Till you've squirted your spunk in my slit."
--- Clement Wood G0742
Found testicle stretching appealing;
He hammered one ball
To his living room wall,
And the other he nailed to the ceiling.
--- Peter Wilkins
A masochist's Christmas is jolly.
He'll fit to his prick
A lit candle's wick,
With his balls decked with spriglets of holly.
--- Anon
Is a place to get stomped on, for queers.
To get beaten and spat on,
And pissed on and shat on--
The thrill of your gayest young years!
--- G0952
Who said, "God! How my bottom-hole itches!"
So she passed around switches
And took down her britches,
And soon her guests had her in stitches.
--- L1413
Would beg whores for hard bastinades.
While smack on his back,
He'd pinch up his crack,
And shoot liquid shit fusillades.
--- Nik Synytskyy
Beat me as hard as you can!
Induce it to swell
Then kiss it all well.
There's nothing like cuffs and rattan!
--- H Welchel
At dipping my willy in snow,
In hope that the freeze
Will tremble my knees,
And give my poor gonads a glow.
--- Anon
His sexual styles were drastic.
Handcuffed to the bed,
He'd fuck till he bled,
Then beg to be whipped with elastic!
--- Violette TP9901
First followed hermitical urges,
Historians tell,
There was for a spell,
Quite a shortage of hairshirts and scourges.
--- A N Wilkins P8712
Will not leave too much of a welt.
You don't have to thank me --
Just come here and spank me --
And tell me just how good it felt!
--- Kaylin
On his bare back raised many a weal.
In neat row after row
And he did it just so
With a wild Evangelical zeal.
--- Loren Fitzhugh P0604
Doing things that will make your hair curl.
She sucks and she nips,
Ties down and whips,
You really should give her a whirl.
--- Anon
I hope that it's me she'll be choosin'.
And happy we'll be
For as long as she,
Enjoys weird perversions and boozin'.
--- David Miller Q
A swain for l'il old me?
Is that golden rain?
Or sparkling champagne?
You're sipping while on bended knee?
--- Susan Arden Q
Black lace and the chains for costume,
While a lady assails
His back with nine tails,
And he dreams of the siege at Khartoum.
--- Donald Hall P8201
Often frequents the house of spank.
The girls they do whip
'Til he comes in a drip,
With nary a kiss or a thank.
--- Anon
But for me, that's just not enough.
I want her to kick-it
And then gently lick-it,
Until it is tender, yet tough.
--- Anon
Had a pillar he spent three days leashed to.
I won't say he's kinky,
But many did think he
Overdid it by moaning in Pushtu.
--- Robert Elliot
The one who announces the weather?
I've heard of her fetish,
And what makes her wettish
Are beatings with straps made of leather.
--- Nicole Ryder
But frankly I can't see how is it
Blokes go to a whore,
To get pained and sore...
Perhaps I will pay her a visit.
--- Anon
When holly is short, oft will settle
To carefully pick
Then wrap 'round his dick
The foliage from stinging-type nettles.
--- Tiddy Ogg
When he took a young lady to bed
In the room next to mine.
It was not by design
But I heard them quite clearly. He said...
--- PeterW
And your haughty demeanor, Roxanne,
Is a turn on. Despise me,
Surprise me. Chastise me.
And whip me as hard as you can."
--- PeterW
And a frenzied attack of KER-THWACKS!
Then the swish of a cane,
Not just once, but again
In a series of furious WHACKS!
--- PeterW
Will you aim for my bollocks and butt?
For I won't feel complete
Till you've beaten my meat."
And I lay there and thought, "What a nut!"
--- PeterW
Then answered her Master, "Ahem.
I'll have to resist,
You cute masochist,
So "no" is my answer, pro-tem."
--- Confused
With whips and chains and what not;
To spank with great care
On the buttocks bare.
Sense in the head they ain't got.
--- Anon
Had been brought up to think sex would hurt 'er.
But she found, in the main,
A high threshhold of pain,
Was an asset that would not desert 'er.
--- John Ciardi
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