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But I woke in the morning at four And I'm shivering, love. Will you let I will make you so wet down below, While sheep are quite fun for my spear, (Edwina Leer, limerick author)
Ericka, Ericka, sweet; Oh Peter, my darling delight, Hi Petal I'm back! (With a bone!) I bet it's the bubbles which get A young lad went at it over the Net, I feel this tremendous attraction You can quench my unquenchable thirst I imagine your peach of a rump Your panties will surely get wet I'm new to this stuff "cybersex". Don't confuse cybersex just with lovers, Of course, these are purely deductions. Seems a cyber friend's not hard to find; A computer nerd got on the net, Peter, that romp I adored! Ginger, come sit on my face! Yes, Ginger arrived on the scene. Naughty Poets, rejoice: Ginger's back! Ginger's back, yes, I've seen it quite often, I thought I'd drop in on this thread, Now Goin2, I have a hunch Well, come to my mountaintop home, Hey Travis, you wily old perv. Instead of my table, please follow I hope it won't matter a bit, Computers, said scientist Muller, She said that she'd come to my house, I'm a pale blonde from St. Louis; "If you're a 15 blonde girl from Missouri If your a 15 blonde girl from Missouri, Fourteen and gooey with expectation? I hail north of you on the map; I like them young and tight, They are usually in healthy condition If you're a 15 blonde girl from MO, I'm enjoying this wild thoroughbred! Stirrup whatever you must, Peter, my horse, I must say But no more horsing around! So just lay yourself down with me P., And your hands out where I can see.
I know it's a hospital zone. Mmmmm Petey, I'll whimper the odd So we're both in a hospital bed But you know it's the wrong place to be; Although I'm still tattered and torn Lest disaster befall us again; Now be gentle, love, bouncing around (...In your thong and your short little...)Yes! Now Emma, you sly little thing The frauleins in Dusseldorf all, You see, she had 42C's, The temptation proved almost too great She got just as far as my scrotum, But I did, dearest Petal, resist So with lust I am feverish now; I guess if you've found a new mate, You're right, I am such an old hag, Then surely you've found the right place I would love to see what you've brought If you think twelve inches is little If you're such a master magician I've heard of such strange things down south Here honey take this towel and wipe,
As I fell with a thump to the floor
For you'd grabbed all the bed
And the duvet. My head
Is now aching; my body is sore ...
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Me get back into bed and I'll bet
Within seconds, my sweet,
We will generate heat,
For an evening we'll never forget.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Using chocolate and honey, you know,
Which I'll spread on the tips
Of your petals and nips,
And then lick you all over real s l o w.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I hope that your lingerie's sheer.
I'll take you in hand,
Caressing you and
Edwina, I'll try not to leer.
--- Anon
To read what you write is a treat.
If you'd care to dine
At your place or mine,
I'm sure there'd be good things to eat.
--- John Miller
I've had no fun whatever tonight.
I'm feeling awry.
My panties are dry.
Please come and set me a-right.
--- Ericka and Peter Wilkins
(Do I hear them all say with a groan,
"Oh my god not again,
Has he sex on the brain?)
I'll make sure you're not not bathing alone.
--- Ericka and Peter Wilkins
You incredibly wanton and wet,
As gently they settle
And burst on your petal.
Just the thought of it's making me sweat.
--- Ericka, Peter Wilkins
Only to find his keyboard getting wet.
He typed to his lovebunny
"I love you honey."
But it came out as "I poke your knee" through the sweat.
--- Anon
Towards you and promise my action
Is more than two-thirds
Of the following words.
I can promise complete satisfaction.
--- Peter W
To be tethered with leather and nursed.
So let's do it all night
For our mutual delight.
(Oh my God, I feel ready to burst!)
--- Peter W
And can't wait till we're having a hump.
Yes, the thought is inviting
And wildly exciting.
What fun we could have with my pump!
--- Peter W
When I start to caress you, my pet.
Amd I'm so nearly coming
Just thinking of plumbing
You. Come on, let's work up a sweat!
--- Peter W
I wonder if it is complex?
Do lovers oft meet
In chat rooms discrete?
Do they use MS Word or just Hex?
--- Buzzard
For love is left under the covers.
It's raw sex they seek,
In chat rooms that reek
Of old socks and cigar smoke that hovers.
--- Liam na Beag
I've never attended such functions.
But a friend of mine finds,
Far from meeting the minds,
They just masturbate by your instructions.
--- Liam na Beag
Breaks the drag of the afternoon grind.
A fun little tryst
With a limerick twist,
Has me going quite out of my mind.
--- Robyn
And said, "I haven't had cybersex yet."
But she wasn't desirious,
She gave him a virus,
And told him, "That's all that you'll get!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
My God -- you're still stiff as a board!
You need a good lap lick --
I'll just get my Chapstick;
Now come here and get your reward!
--- Ericka
I won't get my nose out of place!
It's pointed and long,
And shaped like a schlong,
And can move at a very quick pace!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
She's toting a jar -- Vaseline.
She's checking out Marty
To start up the party,
'Cause she needs a fucking machine!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her pussy's the spice our lives lack!
Her hot, sultry rhymes
Made me come several times --
No one else is her match in the sack!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As she knelt and her ass I was boffin'.
Though it was only a dream,
That babe made me scream --
I nearly ended up in a coffin!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And say howdy, y'all, I ain't dead.
I'd sure like a beer,
As long as I'm here,
I really could use some good head.
--- Goin2later
That lately, you've been out to lunch.
It'd really be smart
To choose a new part;
Of good heads, there's none in this bunch.
--- Cyber Wizard
And grasp my big stein with it's dome.
Engorged to the crown
And gulp, but don't drown!
The topping is frothy white foam.
--- Travis Brasell
I'm glad you are willing to serve.
And since I am able,
I'll sit at your table,
And give you just what you deserve!
--- Goin2later
Me down to the old foggy hollow,
And give me what I
Deserve when we lie
In sixty nine ways! Do you swallow?
--- Travis Brasell
If I do not swallow but spit.
That milky white paste
Has the aftertaste
That compares to eating some shit.
--- Goin2later
Would pick a fine bride for young Tuller.
The machine took his data
But spewed out errata,
For he got the wrong size, sex and color.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2715
So I started to work on her blouse.
She said, "Be my tutor,
And teach me computer."
And I said, "Well, look, hold this mouse."
--- Al Willis T9801
I'm 14; my pussy is gooey,
With thoughts of your rod,
Shoved into my bod.
My address, alas, is just hooey.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
From my dreadful riting you must cure me.
Though I flunked out in sckool
I made it a rool,
To never let grammar dis-assure me
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file ptl
And between your thighs is all furry,
I think I'll come visit
Your beaver exhibit,
If you promise I get the full tourie.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is this just from masturbation
Or just from the thought.
You've grown so hot
To St. Louis I must make reservations!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Directly on top matter-of-fact,.
In Des Moines, IOWAY.
So, what do you say,
Is your pussy ready for this chap?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So I can break them in right,
To fit like a glove
Around my 'love';
When young they can ride all night.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And won't need to stop for commission.
But sometimes they might
Get excited and bite.
Just thought I'd get good permission.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And the neighbors think you are a ho,
Screwing not only your kin,
But letting anyone in,
I don't want to fuck you, for sho.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Galloping across the bedspread.
But if you're feeling strain,
Then I just drop the rein
And let the poor horse have his head.
--- Ericka a
Just as long as you stirrup my lust,
With a regular motion
And cause a commotion
By matching my in-and- out thrust.
--- PeterW
You've shown me a whole different way
To go for a ride
In the incoming tide.
(You bucked me off four times today!)
--- Ericka
I've worn out my round and round pound.
My rocked and rollicking
Mound is frollicking
Its way right into the ground.
--- Ericka
Right here on the edge of the sea.
And have a wee nap
With your head in my lap...
OH!!
--- Ericka
But it's hard to be quiet. Your bone
Is doing those tricks
That give me such kicks.
Surely one little moan you'll condone?
--- Ericka
Little gurgle while riding your rod.
When I start to hum,
I'll try to keep mum...
Ohmygod...ohmygod...OHMYGOD!!
--- Ericka
And the thought of it fills me with dread.
When my marbles and thing
Have been sewn up with string,
You can test them by giving me head.
--- Peter Wilkins
To escape from the dangers, dear E.
I'll be needing some time
(Oh don't stop, that's sublime.)
To recuperate next to the sea.
--- Peter Wilkins
And my hollyhock's battered and worn,
(Oh my god, it feels good
With your tongue on my wood.)
We will leave for the seaside at dawn...
--- Peter Wilkins
For I cannot take any more pain.
(Now I'm stiff as a board
Will you climb on my sword?)
Shall we go to Jamaica or Spain?
--- Peter Wilkins
And be careful to keep down the sound,
For I know how you screech
(You'll look good on the beach...)
With desire when I'm pounding your mound.
--- Peter Wilkins
Dearest Petal don't (...polka dot dress.)
Stop. One additional stroke
And I think I'll decoke...
Oh, good heavens, my love, what a mess!
--- Peter Wilkins
I love the wild words that you sing -
This feeling I get
That we have both met
Is hardening my own ding-a-ling.
--- Anon
Said they loved my Kniphofia tall;
But I told them, "No way.
'Tis with Petal I play."
Though I did let one fondle my ball.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And I begged her for one little squeeze.
But she said, only if
She could play with my stiff-
ie. (Like Wuzzums, one helluva tease!)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In my frankly excitable state.
And I fear that I let her
Get closer, the better
To fondle and watch me inflate.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And said, "Love your balls. I will vote 'em
The best I have seen;
Now what else lies between?"
My god, was I stiff as a totem!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The temptation; I said, "Please desist.
Do not fondle my ball."
But I seem to recall
I later did that with my fist.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Dearest Petal, I need you (and how!).
Will you come to my place,
With your tethers of lace,
For your furrow I'm desperate to plow!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'll just have to sit back and wait
Or maybe just find me
A new gal to grind me,
Whose younger and nearer my state.
--- Anon
Over my head I should wear a bag.
So get someone younger,
'Cause honey I hunger,
For guys with a dick that'll gag.
--- Anon
Right here in my loving embrace,
Cause I've got a cock
That will put you in shock,
As I cram it in your pretty face.
--- Anon
But I'm fearful that we'll get caught.
That's unless, of course
We're inside of doors,
'Cause otherwise I'll be distraught.
--- Anon
Then I'm not the beau for your fiddle.
Your strings must be loose
From humpin' some moose,
Or riding an elephant's twiddle.
--- Anon
You'd not be in such a position.
Go distribute your mass
Til your tongue's up your ass,
And enjoy some self-oral coition.
--- Anon
And makes me no longer ask howeth
Her lips turned all green
With some fungus unclean --
Now I know where she got athlete's mouth.
--- Anon
That white sticky goo off your pipe.
Don't lurk any longer,
Your lims will get stronger,
And soon you'll be ready and ripe.
--- Anon
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