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Lil' darlin', I love the reaction ...Of good things to come, bless my sole. There was a man on the Internet; Be quick! Get the parachutes, dear! I said JOYSTICK, my love, not my thing! Oh wait! There's a good stretch of sand; Well you did say you'd come on this flight Now we're Bali well lost in the jungle. I'll make it up later tonight, You're looking so sad and forlorn, At the thought of our loving sublime, We've been climbing for over an hour, I know, darling Petal, I know, I'm sorry, love. Hang on a sec! Now take off your panties, my pet. I think they have seen us! The crew Whack! You don't half pack a punch! The Captain's invited us, dear, Well, OK then, later maybe. Look at my hair -- it's a mess! There'll be none of that going on here, I want you to think long and hard, I was travelling by underground rail I tried very hard to control As we slowly came into the station My nerves are all shattered and shred- While I foldle your petals so neat I've had to change all my plans. Ouch -- I asked you to stop chewing! In the Sun you'll start on page three; Joie is winging her way to us, Although, of course, I won't compare; Now that that's sorted out, Some cybersex satyrs, no doubt, While computer advances are fine, (360 is the model number of an IBM mainframe)
I've troubles like all of the rest; Surely you must be in jest; My life has been chock full of stress. 'Neath my dress you'll look, you say? Last evening I was on my way, I'll hack at the art of the pun; Oh, virtual sex is the best, So join me with jaunty abandon, Have you heard the word "cybersex" yet? No innocent babes reside here. Ms Nooky, your mere name inspires A spice girl and her hubby, Becks, "Kecks" I've not heard of before; Did you keep all the passengers up Only three others were aboard; Those two that ignored were to busy They must have been dead not to notice A snappy computer named Indy There once was a lonely old maid, Even a lonely old maid has a chance Maybe she should just buy a toy? The old maid, she bought a vibrator, I'm searching the net to discover With cyber sex, though you may beg I find it extremely frustrating If one feather's all that you're wearin', It's better to give than receive? 'Tis a shame we're meeting this way, To your every whim I will cater, It's fun, there's no doubt this is true, So, bring me your tongue so fine,
You make to my lurid attraction,
That renders you 'wettish'
While doing your fetish,
But my 12 inch foot's just a fraction...
--- Anon
And arch, angel-toes, so my pole
Will rise from de-feet
With measure to meat
Your pleasure as part of the hole.
--- Anon
There were few girls he hadn't tried yet.
He figured he'd laid,
(Not counting an aide),
Half of all of the women he'd met.
--- Anon
Yes, they're under that flap in the rear.
What d'ya mean, you can't find them?
Oh hell! Never mind them;
Grab hold of this joystick and steer.
--- Peter Wilkins
Where's the glue and that ball of old string?
For I need to repair
This enormous great tear
Which appears to have ripped through the wing.
--- Peter Wilkins
Get this kite in position to land.
There's a hole 'neath my seat
For my legs and my feet,
And I'll use them as brakes, understand?
--- Peter Wilkins
If I took off and landed all right;
But the bit in between
I could not have foreseen.
I'm sorry, my Petal delight.
--- Peter Wilkins
I'll search in the wreckage; among all
The stuff there's a compass.
Don't kick up a rumpus;
I'm guilty, I know, of this bungle.
--- Peter Wilkins
With an evening of blissful delight.
And it's no good you pouting,
I'm sorry this outing
Has caused you a terrible fright.
--- Peter Wilkins
With your panties all tattered and torn,
And your petals are showing;
I feel something growing;
I'm getting a regular horn...
--- Peter Wilkins
It's a most inappropriate time.
Yes I know that, my dear.
Maybe later? I fear
We've a bloody great mountain to climb.
--- Peter Wilkins
In this heavy and thundery shower,
And your dress is all wringing
With water and clinging
So tight to your nipples, my flower.
--- Peter Wilkins
We've got hundreds of miles still to go.
But whatever's the matter,
Your mad as a hatter;
Stop kicking my bits down below.
--- Peter Wilkins
We've been going in circles; that wreck
Down below is our plane,
And ... Oh no! Look again!
It's a cruise ship with people on deck.
--- Peter Wilkins
(Oh my God, you look good in the wet.)
If you wave them about
While I bellow and shout,
We'll be saved from disaster, I bet.
--- Peter Wilkins
Are all waving their peckers at you!
Let's run down to the beach
Where they'll easily reach
Us and throw us a lifeline or two.
--- Peter Wilkins
Are you hungry, my sweet honey-bunch?
For there's nothing much finer
That wine on a liner,
With dinner and breakfast and lunch.
--- Peter Wilkins
To his table tonight and it's clear
That we cannot say no.
(Though we could stay below
And have fun in this cabin right here.)
--- Peter Wilkins
After cocktails and dinner, we'll see.
If you feel in the mood
To be naughty and lewd;
I hope you will forgive me, dear E.
--- Peter Wilkins
Missing parts of my dress!
My cheeks are quite pale;
I've broken a nail
And you want to kiss and caress?
--- Ericka
Till you earn forgiveness, my dear.
Your tropical dream
Has been one long scream.
(And I've lost my bikini cashmere!)
--- Ericka
How my defenses, you will bombard,
To earn exculpation
For this wild vacation.
It better be good, my dear bard...
--- Ericka
To my office in London -- it's hell --
When I thought of your lips
And your pert little nips,
And my hollyhock started to swell.
--- PeterW
My emotions, but fear that the roll
And the rock of the train
Caused a helluva strain,
And I soon had a twenty-foot pole.
--- PeterW
I normally use, my inflation
Got caught in the door
And although it's now sore,
There's no sign of impending deflation.
--- PeterW
ded; tonight can we cuddle in bed?
I will feel most serene
In position "Thirteen";
You can cure me by giving me head.
--- PeterW
And so temptingly tasty and sweet,
Until all of our stresses
Have gone; our caresses
Will leave us complete and replete.
--- PeterW
(Jayne, please stop biting my glans)
I couldn't refuse
The words that she used.
All right, next time we'll go to Cannes.
--- Archie
When we go, I'll just take youing,
And once you're in France,
You'll be able to dance
Quite nude, all the papers eschewing.
--- Archie
But finding the nips they can't see,
And reading: Turn o'er --
They'll turn to page four,
For that's where the rest of you'll be.
--- Archie
Please stop making such a big fuss.
It'll be fun for you too,
Who knows what we'll do.
She's got a slightly smaller bust.
--- Archie
A gentleman, I wouldn't dare.
But you two will know
By the way that you show
Which one has the champion pair.
--- Archie
On Friday morn we'll see about
A menage de troi,
You, me and Joie;
Then all of the rules we will flout.
--- Archie
This is file psl
From time to time get tuckered out;
When the tool is a limp
And dehydrated shrimp;
New postings revive the old spout!
--- Anon
I am worried about their design.
When we link two machines,
Should we say that it means,
They're engaged in a 360/9?
--- Anon
Reliable news is my quest.
I'll search and I'll try,
But before I die,
I'm running this one final test.
--- Goofing
No news comes through on your quest?
Where do you look
My little snook;
I may not be new but I'm best
--- Arden
But there is one place, I would guess,
That I haven't looked.
So a trip I've booked
To your place -- I'll look 'neath your dress.
--- Goofing
Then do it on this very day.
Inside of my pants
You'll soon do the dance
That always leads women astray.
--- Arden
And arrived there early today.
But I'm all askance,
You're wearing no pants!
Let's get the dance started. Ole!
--- Goofing
A cybersex bout is more fun;
But it's over so soon,
I await next full moon;
Coito, et ergo sum; done!
--- Anon
As the ladies 'round here will attest;
There's never a marking
That is left by the sparking,
Nor a mess on your dress by the guest.
--- Anon
Now knowing there won't be a brand on
Your cowgirlish rump,
From a virtual hump
With this burning hot iron I've my hand on.
--- Anon
It means having sex on the net.
It's fun and exciting,
Putting passions in writing,
And no social disease can you get.
--- Writerman
We're lewd, we're crude and drink beer.
You'd best close your eyes
While Jon parts my thighs,
And I give a suck to his spear.
--- Carol
The outbreak of sexual fires!
So this humble man begs
You to open your legs,
And satify all your desires.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I've heard do not like cybersex.
Though cheaper than phoning,
You can't hear the moaning
And the grunt as he comes in his kecks!
--- Anon
"Becks" was once known as "Lenore".
Changing her name
Left her much the same;
She's still a spiced cybersex whore.
--- Anon
With your screaming while I had my sup?
Or did you moan soft
As I gave you tongue-boff,
As your come quickly filled up your cup?
--- Gearhart
Two of them actually ignored
The whimpering sound,
While you tongued my mound.
The other guy laid there and snored.
--- Carol
To notice you were in a tizzy.
My tongue deep inserted,
Moved 'round as you spurted
Your cream all around, pussy fizzy.
--- Gearhart
Your screams as I nibbled your lotus.
My favorite coition?
The lotus position,
Flipped 'round so you slurp on my scrotus.
--- Gearhart
Designed a companion named Mindy.
Soon her silicon grin
Led to virtual sin.
And now there's a daughtercard, Cindy.
--- Larry Dahl
Who wanted so much to get laid,
That her cyber du jour
Thought she had the allure,
But look at the price that she paid.
--- Ardens
When it comes to a cyber-romance.
But now in real time,
It is hard to find,
A partner for the mattress dance!
--- Kaylin
(This isn't the time to be coy)
It can't hold her tight,
But it's there every night,
Just waiting to bring her great joy.
--- Kaylin
Holy Jeez! Thought she'd met her creator!
But better still, yet,
She's now on the net,
Doing nightly live sex theater.
--- MrMalo
A hot single cybersex lover.
Someone far away
Who just wants to play,
And get off one way or another.
--- Frank Spectra
For a warm place to bury your peg,
With your mind all in clover,
Just what you get over
'S your fantasies and not your leg.
--- Anon
And cyber-sex I'll not be rating,
'Cause to know that he would
Just is not any good,
When I need my appetite sating!
--- Anon
I'm certain that you guys are starin'.
In your bed I'll tuck ya
And then I will pluck ya,
And with no one else am I sharin'...
--- Anon
It might be, but then I'm naive.
Let us meet for a while
On a Pacific isle,
Who knows we might not ever leave.
--- Anon
With no chance to fondle or lay.
I'd brave waves and thunder
To taste Julie down under,
Before I turn wrinkled and grey.
--- Anon
Hoping we may meet up later.
But if its not to be,
Don't pity me,
'Cause I have this SUPER vibrator!
--- Anon
But it can't fully replace you.
For without those lips,
And hot fingertips,
At makes for an most empty screw.
--- Anon
And drink me like a bottle of wine.
Linger for a bit
On the tip of my clit...
Ah yes, my love, that's devine!
--- Anon
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