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Then he tried to explain it to me Forgotten them now; but it seems "But Jim is too clever for me. "But first celebrations are due", "A screw?" (Poor old Chuck) "Never mind", "Some C H A ... what did you say?" "Ooh Champers!" he said, "Did you know An hour or so later, no sound; "Hey, Chuck. What's the matter my son?" Forlornly he sighed with a shrug; Pamplona's only great action? If ever you're visiting Spain, There is now a fellow in Spain A Spaniard who wanted to see California is no longer great; You have come to our land undetected, Sometimes when you measure worth I say that when push comes to shove, "California, Here I Come" It's the same here in Santa Fe; In Seattle we all used to say Now a few we could probably endure, A Chicano was acting quite dense; These Mexes are crazy. It's proved! Said the Border Patrol to the Wet Back, Stop eating those Chili Con Quesos When they swim across that Rio Grande, Illegal alien Mexicans forlorn, ya 187 will put us in shape, So you enter our land with deceit? Because of Prop 187 The 187 Proposition Why did workers for Juan's Lawn and Grass Pete Wilson shouts, "Hey, Border Rover, (187 - Calif law denying benefits to illegal aliens)
Vicente Fox, in some of his talks, Said the candidate, a minority hater, Foreign nationals who find their luck hard, In the past, I have made many speeches, The story of Manuel the wetback, Think y'all got a case of the crankies? Scent of incense and charcoal that please; I went to the beach on this day If my job were the best it could be, Almost any event, vaguely topical, Anytime that I'm low and depressed, South Seas a sure cure for the blues, Sweet lagoon that is heaven to swim, Walk the beach and find shells in the sand; It is time to return to home place; When asked to make love by the sea, Jon come to da big Susquehanna A cartographer, drawing a map, Scene two, we'll shoot on location. The title's "Paradise Found." Oh look, what's that you see, "Save me, I've been here so long, And being an accommodating guy, "I see that you're thirsty, too. Wait, now we're losing the light. Her body was lovely and tight, When Castro first came to power, In the U.S. town of Bemidji I sit here close to the ocean. On the glamorous Isle Pinger Ponger, I dream of a small island Eden If wanting some sex you're in luck:
Using graphic vocabulary
Which confused me the more.
(He's got English Grade 4
And knows 4 letter words starting C.)
--- Anon
There is sun, sand and C beyond dreams;
There'll be queues at my door
And I'm certain to score;
No resorting to underhand schemes.
--- Anon
What's he mean? I dunno, but yippee;
I'll have wonderful fun
In the sand and the sun
And can't wait to get into the C."
--- Anon
I said, "Best thing you did was get through
Your exam at Grade 3
And that's infinitely
More important than having a screw."
--- Anon
I said, "Go to the kitchen; you'll find
I have bought us some C
H A M P A G
N E." (Damn, 't was a trifle unkind.)
--- Anon
(I must cease teasing Chuck in this way.)
"It's Champagne for your pass
At Grade 3, a small glass;
Celebrations are due on this day."
--- Anon
That's a fun fizzy..." "Yes", I said, "Go."
"Goody gumdrops", he said,
With a grin as he sped
To the kitchen his face all aglow.
--- Anon
So I went to the kitchen and found
Him with bottles galore
Strewn all over the floor
And his school books spread out all around.
--- Anon
"I've been reading these labels; not one
Says 'Champagne' that I see,
And my dictionary
With its pictures ain't helping me none."
--- Anon
How I wished I could give him a hug.
I should never have spelt
Out 'Champagne' so I helped
Him to open the bottle of Krug.
--- Anon
Go with the bull-running faction.
If you slip, be assured
You'll be trampled or gored.
That's why it's a tourist attraction.
--- Tom Myers
And question just "Where falls the rain?"
They'll point over there,
And most everywhere,
With answers that seldom are plain.
--- Irving Superior P9710
So weary of "where falls the rain",
That if you persist,
He raises his fist
And makes it exceedingly plain.
--- Irving Superior P8906
The wide world, went to work on the sea,
And in ports 'round the planet,
If things went as he'd plan it,
Pliant ladies would tell him, "Si, si."
--- John Sandler P9112
An invasion created this fate.
Here's a fact you should know:
If you don't stop the flow,
You are not welcome back in our state.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And in numbers much more than expected.
We've not insincere,
But we have some fear,
And it's mostly 'cause you're dark-complected.
--- Al Willis P9608
Of people that live here on earth;
It would be wise
To find their disguise,
Concealing the place of their birth.
--- Anon
Illegals should not get our love.
But if she's like Selena,
I'd like to detain her,
So, forget what I just said above.
--- Al Willis P9608
Wetbacks whistle, sing, or hum.
And they're taught
If they are caight,
"Back to Where I Started From."
--- Irving Superior P9501
Californians keep coming to stay.
It used to be Texans
We'd like to put hex-ons,
Now we wish the road west was one-way!
--- Anon
That it rains here almost every day.
But now the beauty we found
Around Puget Sound,
Has Californians coming our way.
--- Anon
But right now we'd all like a cure
For this sad infestation,
Californian invasion,
That's turning this town to manure.
--- Anon
He was caught as he jumped from the fence.
"I din do no crime,
And here is a dime.
Por favor, call my lawyer; call Spence."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Coming here, their life won't be improved.
No jobs; that's the pity;
They're in Mexico City,
Where all of our factories have moved.
--- MrMalo
"I GOTCHA! You've suffered a setback.
Now maybe you oughta
Get back 'cross the border,
And maybe your balls you will get-back."
--- Theo M Heller P9608
When the Border Patrol has its say-sos.
Just get a green card;
It's really not hard;
Just come up with barrels of pesos.
--- Theo M Heller P9608
I usually take a firm stand, see?
I also hate boaters
When they have no quotas,
Unless some of the girls are quite randy.
--- Al Willis P9608
Once owned what is now California.
Prop 187
Lets ya die, go to Heaven.
I hope that it's alright to morn ya.
--- Dorman John Grace P9502
To the burden of white man escape.
Though, how under the sun,
Can we have so much fun
If we have no more goats left to scape?
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9502
You're illegal and I must repeat:
Is this common sense?
To jump over the fence?
And you do this 'cause you like to eat?
--- Al Willis P9608
Immigrants can't get into heaven.
Without this brood
Selling food,
It's the end of 7 Eleven.
--- Tom Patton P9502
Can affect a wetback's disposition.
Sans support from the state,
Immigrant waves will abate,
And inhibit demographic transition.
--- Thomas G Keller P9502
Seem to vanish completely, en masse?
They heard Juan's warning words:
"Go and hide, you sick birds!
Immigration has come for your ass!"
--- William N Nesbit P9607
This is file kam
Don't think you can live her in clover.
We passed 187
Not to keep you from heaven,
But our melting pot's boiling over."
--- Evelyn Bogen P9701
Tells anti-immigration hawks,
Crossings should be by far,
Easier than they are.
Just what does he want - moving sidewalks?
--- Jim Weaver P0401
"I'm a DAR... so is my Mater."
Her opponent, who licked her
Said, "Immigration was stricter,
When my folks arrived much, much later."
--- Theo M Heller P9608
In the lotto to win a green card,
May have better success
To forget INS
And sneak in at night past a guard.
--- Prof M-G
And I have called illegals "leeches."
There is no disputing
They don't know computing.
We'll be up to our ears in ripe peaches.
--- Al Willis P9608
Is filled with many a setback.
Crossing between nations
With mass deportations;
The first thing he tries is to get back.
--- MrMalo
Well, girls put away your wet hankies.
Whatcha cryin' about?
Way down heah in sout'
Carolina, we's crawlin wid Yankees.
--- Anon
Waft in on the ocean-borne breeze.
Back in Bali's my goal;
It's the isle of my soul.
My dreams tend to be Balinese.
--- Donna Lee Dom
And was hoping for waves come to play,
But the sea was all lumpy.
I think it was grumpy
And the sky was a little bit gray.
--- Archie
I would test every beach by the sea.
I would spend several days
Near the surf, catching rays,
And go swimming, of course, for a fee.
--- Limerick Man
As often as not, is anthropical,
Or human related;
If Man leaves you sated,
Move somewhere deserted and tropical.
--- David Morin
Distressed by snow, woe and the rest,
The best place to go,
Where life tempo is slow,
Bora Bora by trade winds caressed.
--- Joel D Ash P0506
Azure ocean and bright cockatoos;
Sunshine beyond measure,
The lure of pure leisure,
No pressure and palm tree filled views.
--- Joel D Ash P0506
Bora Bora God-place pseudonym;
Rest the whole afternoon,
Then commune with the moon,
Live it up and give in to each whim.
--- Joel D Ash P0506
Think of nature, your mind will expand;
Gaze upon the reef swells;
Savor all the grand smells;
Land and waters you now understand.
--- Joel D Ash P0506
Rhyme and reason you try to embrace;
Now no matter the clime,
The mundane or sublime,
Live with grace and a smile on your face.
--- Joel D Ash P0506
Young Jackson would never agree.
"No! Never!" he cried.
But Oh, how he lied,
'Cause he did it! He did it with me!
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
Where tally-man tally banana.
Fo dat wee Gear-hardware,
Dere be no tally dere,
An' no pole to prop up his cabana.
--- Anon
With a cute little babe on his lap,
Omitted Kuwait,
Made Cuba a state,
And rubbed out the island of Yap.
--- Lims Unlimited
A tropical far away nation.
Under palm trees,
Quiet blue seas,
This scene will be a sensation.
--- Anon
Your ship's just run aground.
On this desert isle,
Now miles and miles,
Away, there's no one around.
--- Anon
Lying under the only palm tree?
A sun tanned girl,
Long golden curls,
Arms outstretched with a plea.
--- Anon
You're so big and so strong,
Please quench my thirst,
I'm ready to burst,
Won't you give me a taste of your dong?"
--- Anon
And seeing my lips were so dry,
Not twice did you think,
A long, long drink,
You gave me, with pleasure you comply.
--- Anon
Now here's is a drink for you.
My clit's dripping wet,
Take all you can get,
Don't stop." And my pleasure grew
--- Anon
Guess we have to stay here tonight.
We'll practice our lines,
And the bumps and grinds,
Until we get it just right.
--- Anon
But the morning was not enough bright
To distinguish the tips
Of her roseate nips,
And I cursed at the dawn's surly light.
--- Anon
He was hailed as the "Man Of The Hour."
But despite what was said,
He turned out to be "Red",
And relations with "Uncle" turned sour.
--- Gifford Wherry
They all clean their glass with a squeegee.
If it's large or tiny
Each window is shiny
Do you think it's the same down in Fiji?
--- Tom Patton P0411
I sit there slathered with lotion.
I'm having great fun,
As I bathe in the sun,
Waiting to get pushed into motion.
--- William K Alsop Jr
You can live like a king, do no wronger;
You can play night and day
For as long as you stay,
But the price really kills linger longer.
--- J Maynard Kaplan
Between the equator and Sweden,
Where the climate is not
Too cold or too hot
For delectable lovin' and breedin'.
--- Laurence Perrine P9411
The Islands of Rhum, Eigg and Muck
Have girls, shapely built,
Who'll lift up your kilt
And give you a blow job or fuck.
--- Tiddy Ogg
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