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Aspiring in love to be great, PULLULATE, with new life teeming, Film comic Lou Costello He acted the poor PUNCHINELLO PUNCTILIOUS people inventive A verbivore can be so billious PUNDIT is nice way of naming A PUNDIT with sparse expertise, A passionate PUNDIT I knew I tried to be a poetic PUNDIT, The wise and sagacious PUNDIT, Stuck for a laugh line, I punned it. PUNDIT, the lexicon runs, PUNDITS excell at lim writing, A PUNGENT Pashtun said, "By Gosh! Guitars, whether plain or ornate, Acoustic guitars may be found We have passed through elections again, Where will this folly all end? The neighborhood we frequent, PURLIEU, Today Bush is blamed for flu shots, He caused all the hurricane's, too, Today's politicians PURPORT The moral, when all's said and done, PUSSILANIMOUS, isn't my pup, Though generals avowed their great love It's time for Arafat to down his gun; The African climate is such, They pillage and burn down their huts, Spontaneous fire, PYROPHORIC, Poor Willy took Ruth on a date, When cost is heavy, winning's PYRRHIC, Hubby learned in way empiric, Of Pyrrhus, I've known for a while; Mercurial, militant, grim, PYRRHIC victories haven't much gloss; The fate of such nuns in their wimples An animal lover QUA Noah The spongy marshlands, soft and QUAGGY A battle axe, quite old and saggy, The loss of heart by cowards who QUAIL, Though mispelled "potatoes" are stale I might have to pay a disbursal, If working men happiness seek Here's new stuff you better believe The sentry looks out, on the QUI VIVE, Ever alert, we're on the QUI VIVE, I try to keep on the QUI VIVE, Real bargaians are nil in this life. Your livelihood's compensation, The position known as 69, This for that, a contract's QUID PRO QUO, At the top there's a skewed QUID PRO QUO. He ask her to give him a show Of many things we'll never know She had Federal job as "no show", But please folks, I want you to know It's trite, but essence is QUIDDITY, A young lass not plagued by timidity Distressed by her buxomous quiddity, The father, to mother, admitted he The very wise men often say, If you puppy seems QUIESCENT He pursued her with amorous arts, In the Middle East war clouds loom, I play poker with some dumb old farts; Your rhyme tell me something, I think,
Some men are impatient to wait,
And once in power,
Set out to deflower,
Chicks that near them PULLULATE.
--- Chris Papa
As in petri dish gleaming;
Those bugs overgrowing,
Revolution showing,
Of resistance always dreaming.
--- Daniel Ford
Was shaped like a short, fat cello.
His sidekick, Abbot,
Had the nasty habit
Of insulting his harmless PUNCHINELLO.
--- Norm Brust
And sweet love words, even, he'd bellow.
But girls didn't mind,
Whenever they'd find;
He sure was a well-endowed fellow.
--- Chris Papa
Find order as life's great incentive;
They surely can't fail
To notice detail,
That we all call anal retentive.
--- Daniel Ford
When looking at words is PUNCTILIOUS.
For every syllable
Is ground that is tillable;
That's why he sometimes so silly is.
--- Gary Hallock
A know-it-all who spends time framing
Words and opinion,
Our leaders to pinion,
Exposing his ego to maiming.
--- Daniel Ford
Gets rewards to help her life ease.
She says, "Stay a virgin!"
Though with little urgin',
She'll indulge a bit, if you please.
--- Chris Papa
Kept selected facts, quite a few.
But was asea, swimmin',
When it came to women,
Where most men just haven't a clue.
--- Chris Papa
But couldn't find someone to fund it.
My verse, readers panned it --
That's not how I planned it,
For into the ground they all runned it.
--- Gary Hallock
Knowledge so broad that none shunned it,
Was often asked,
Frequently tasked,
But none was willing to fund it.
--- Daniel Ford
But now I think I should have shunned it.
Now there's a rumor
That I'm giving up humor,
And instead, becoming a PUNDIT.
--- Norm Brust
Flaunts knowledge amassed by the tons.
But I'd rather say,
In realm of word play,
It's someone who dithers in puns.
--- Chris Papa
Though sometimes verses are biting.
Gilbert wrote great rhyme --
Sullivan tunes time;
Both were PUNDITS when not fighting.
--- Reddog
If I'm to acquire some panache,
Then one of these weeks,
Before someone speaks,
I must give my body a wash."
--- Chris Papa
Can sound really rank or first rate.
How pretty the purfle is
Really's superfluous;
The strum of the thumb makes it great.
--- Gary Hallock
Sedate, or PURFLED all around.
They are quite esthetical,
While those electrical
Just look quite as weird as they sound.
--- Chris Papa
That pure perverse PURLIEU of pain,
All mired in slime
Where truth is a crime,
With liars bound for the gravy train.
--- Chris Papa
To what awful ways the pols tend?
Such fuming and fuss,
It was ever thus,
Just try not to vomit, my friend.
--- Chris Papa
Should be a quite comfortable milieu,
For reading, sip-Scotching,
And even bird-watching,
Though quiet's needed to see the curlew.
--- Daniel Ford
To anger the many "have nots".
And even worse,
He's the "Bambino's Curse",
Crushing those happy bean pots.
--- Chris Papa
And boiled Mt St Helens to spew,
Then made tree leaves fall,
And has wherewithall
To raise our oil price a buck or two.
--- Chris Papa
To be of the "touchy-feel" sort.
Indeed, there's not much
They won't feel or touch,
Or smoke, when they wish to cavort.
--- Chris Papa
About finding fair maid that's right one,
Is those of hearts faint
Will learn that it ain't
PUSILLANIMOUS folks that have won.
--- Chris Papa
At slight sound his ears will stand up.
As hairs rise on end,
He's quick to defend,
'Gainst critters that step by to sup.
--- Chris Papa
To man who led them from above,
Their ambition strives
In form of "long knives."
The boss goes when PUTSCH comes to shove.
--- Chris Papa
He'll not cut a deal with Sharon.
Even Fatah knows
That either he goes,
Or a PUTSCH will see that it's done.
--- Norm Brust
That every new day brings a PUTSCH.
And Hutus and Tutsi's
They just won't play footsies,
But succeed in slaughtering much.
--- Chris Papa
And inflict unkindest of cuts.
Each PUTSCH head, indeed,
Will new title need,
More like he's the head of a PUTZ.
--- Chris Papa
As from peppers in gut pyloric,
Seems to come on fast,
But when gas has passed,
The feeling can be quite euphoric.
--- Daniel Ford
And thinking some love would be great,
He wined, dined, and danced her
But never de-pantsed her.
PYRRHIC brief kiss was his fate.
--- Frank
The source of songs and poems lyric,
But just as often
Poets go off 'n
Make such subjects joke butts satyric.
--- Daniel Ford
That at times went stratospheric,
And argument won
With his "Honey Bun",
In bed was a victory PYRRHIC.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jtl
As hostage, he sailed up the Nile.
Ptolemy then
Provided some men;
He later got killed by a tile.
--- Nick
He gave us his own eponym.
A victory may
Be PYRRHIC, we say:
As Axculum had been for him.
--- Nick
They substitute History's dross.
One needs Clinton's spin,
Declaring you win,
While going down for a big loss.
--- Anon
(Except for their sisters with pimples)
Depends on papa
Who masquerades QUA
A cleric whose weakness is dimples.
--- Nick
Had motor boat. Needed no rower.
Transported a snake
Toward large boat mid lake.
Last words squeezed out, "Must be a boa..."
--- Elois
Can leave a runner tired and draggy.
The wet, heavy muck
On the feet, will suck
Till the energy ebbs quite swaggy.
--- Daniel Ford
Had mastered in ways that were naggy,
When hubby was rough,
Till he had enough;
Now she's with frogs in a place QUAGGY.
--- Chris Papa
Evidenced by how wildly they flail,
As they all run away
To live another day,
Leaves a psychic debt and yellow trail.
--- Daniel Ford
And new chance will prrobably fail,
This Spring saw the end
Of our Hoosier friend,
From rage that made our poor Dan Quail.
--- Chris Papa
Or suffer a sudden reversal,
But there's one highfalutin
Of terms needs disputin':
Are you sure that it's not quaquaversal?
--- Anon
And enjoy their life at its peak,
Though GNP lag,
They should try to bag
The life of a QUARTAN work-week.
--- Charis Papa
From Tom Ridge who's on the QUI VIVE.
Whether red alert or yellow,
Our security fellow
Will duct tape your hankie to your sleeve.
--- Norm Brust
Ever watchful for those who'd deceive.
Seeing through disguises
Of both girls and guyses,
Till the morning watch comes to relieve.
--- Daniel Ford
Looking for terrorists to receive
Our increasing might,
In this ghostly fight;
Against chaos we seek a reprieve.
--- Daniel Ford
Though most folks are good, I believe.
There are quite a few
Just looking for you,
With something no good up their sleeve.
--- Chris Papa
That "something for nothing" thought rife,
Abroad in the world,
With "compassion" hurled,
Is base for class wars and much strife.
--- Chris Papa
Depends on your social station.
Nixing all bets,
He who has, gets;
QUID PRO QUO for wealthy nations.
--- Elois
For reciprocity is just fine.
Call it QUID PRO QUO
Or blow by blow,
"I'll do yours if you'll do mine."
--- Norm Brust
Is the grease for economy's flow.
It also describes
Political bribes
And the grease by which many deals grow.
--- Daniel Ford
At the bottom the same thing is so.
Life's best in broad middle;
That's not taradiddle.
Moderation's the best way to go.
--- Elois
And promised a nice QUID PRO QUO,
But then did expose
His shriveled up hose.
But cash on the line was pro quo.
--- J'Carlin
Is selling of votes for real dough.
For our friends in power
Expect a gold shower,
Politely termed a QUID PRO QUO.
--- Chris Papa
The President's intern and so,
In her he'd confide
For a bit on the side;
As lawyer, he say, "QUID PRO QUO."
--- Chris Papa
The sweet little thing was no "Ho;"
To her boss devoted,
Until the slob coated
Her blue dress with spume of the blow.
--- Chris Papa
Which is sold provides liquidity.
If virus Melissa
Your software should kissa,
Help you will need for wickedity.
--- Daniel Ford
Had melons that wouldn't quite fit a "D".
This little gal she
Grew full double "D",
In danger of losing chastitity.
--- Gary Hallock
Her dad, with an urgent rapidity,
Wrapped her in a corset
Before too much worse it
Could get, and thus for a while hid it he.
--- Gary Hallock
Had done this to forestall rigidity
In pants of young men,
Who're more apt to sin
When feeling a lack of flaccidity.
--- Gary Hallock
That "Every dog will have its day."
And I'd like to add
Each dog will be glad,
As QUIESCENT canine sleeps away.
--- Chris Papa
Rather than effervescent,
Make a count of your pills
Taken for mental ills.
He may have swallowed a depressant.
--- Norm Brust
But as he reached for her intimate parts,
A sudden flatus
Put a QUIETUS
To his quest. Romance dies with farts.
--- Norm Brust
Sans diplomatic wiggle room.
Although French won't greet us,
We should bring QUIETUS,
After some baleful bang and boom.
--- Chris Papa
Takes two pair before the bidding starts.
The guy showing three clubs
His lucky charm rubs,
Though his hole card is QUINCUNX of hearts.
--- Norm Brust
Though it may have been written with wink.
It's imagery rare
Shows that you're almost there
Waiting to be seen by the shrink.
--- Chris Papa
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