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The moral to all, it is said, Bill lived in a White House prestigious; To learn English we're forced to deduce He saw her as his beauty queen There was an old man from Glenditch The tender offering you PROFFER, The licentious wastrel is PROFLIGATE, A young wife with PROFLIGATE way The groom viewed this sorry display With maybe some cause to regret them, Family offspring, the PROGENY, PROLEGMENON of essay wise, When I encounter a PROLEGOMENON, PROPINQUITY must bear the blame, In the Ozarks, in other days, PROPINQUITY of Prez 43, The long Druid history, this yields. The appeasing sense of PROPITIATE To PROPITIATE sins against Gods Those favored conditions PROPITIOUS An old guy with young wife, delicious, As his wife was doing the dishes, A PROSAIC prude is perhaps PROSAIC I never will be, To become a modern PROSATEUR, To have such foresight and be PROSPICIENT There's a gland in a man, the prostate. Actors with talent PROTEAN, The ways of our genes are sure strange; Some farmers call victuals PROVENDER, Dara, the dear wife, decided, The timid are called PRUFROCKIAN, There once was a PRUFROCKIAN guy, He charcoaled himself and was blacked, Here's my advice to those PRUFROCKS: The PSYCHE, according to Freud, PSYCHE was beloved of Cupid; So what d'you call someone who's raving, The PUBLICAN's my favorite man. Both PUBLICANS relieve you of cash A PUBLICAN, which do we see? The pub PUBLICAN may be a giver, A poor PUCKISH punster I knew, A young maid of great PUDENCY, Intense gifts for the Christ Child? PUGILISM was once "a man's sport." PUGILISM's victim is the pug. A great PUISSANT Pasha of old, PUKKA, genuine and authentic, An Israeli friend that I knew, PULCHRITUDE, it's so statuesque; Wearing clothes and obscuring the view, A maiden of great PULCHRITUDE Multisyllabic PULCHRITUDE, It's hard for men not to be rude, Physical beauty, PULCHRITUDE, The Victorian female was a prude; Guys ogle neat PULCHRITUDE, Sometimes viewing a sculpted nude, Viewing Baywatch, men do blubber, (Baywatch - tits TV show Flubber - magic elastic movie)
There once was a horny young dude, Dear Miss, don't consider me rude, It is a sad tale in the end, Dear Sir, you are not being rude, The poor horny dude -- what a life! Maybe he's part of some club
Be happy to share your warm bed
With only one soul,
To find, on the whole,
You'll never contract social sores dread.
--- Chris Papa
He had a sex drive quite PRODIGIOUS.
The price of his folly,
With an intern dolly,
Played out in arena litigious.
--- Chris Papa
Facts which may not be of use.
At times one's amused
But more often confused,
By words, noun and verb, like, "Produce".
--- L C Fitzhugh P0112
And had "horn" when on her he'd lean
Too close in a dance,
Which she took, perchance,
As lustful and PROFFER obscene.
--- Chris Papa
Who was a real son-of-a-bitch.
To girls he'd PROFFER
Riches from coffer;
They'd laugh. They were on to his pitch.
--- Barb
Tempting a darling to boffer,
May oft backfire instead,
Bring contemp on your head,
When misunderstanding makes scoffer.
--- Daniel Ford
Resisting advice and obdurate.
He will not listen;
Moanin' and pissin',
He wallows in ruin obligate.
--- Daniel Ford
Lived life as though each were last day.
And at honeymoon end,
Proceeded to spend
Couple's savings and all of their pay.
--- Chris Papa
And quit the spot quick with dismay.
"Her ways with our cash
Were surely slapdash,
But she's good for a roll in the hay."
--- Chris Papa
And despite a wish to forget them,
Your own PROGENY
Shows erogeny,
It is sure a fun way to beget them.
--- Chris Papa
Mirror the parents' ontogeny,
Developing fast,
In slightly new cast
Of evolution's phylogeny.
--- Daniel
Is often diversion, disguise,
Of rather dull read,
By planting false seed,
That brings an unpleasnant surprise.
--- Chris Papa
That tedious literary phenonemon,
I turn quickly the pages
Because written by sages,
The tendency is to go on and on!
--- Norm Brust
In Ozarks where all share one name.
They're wont to shoot bear,
And have vacant stare,
But love one another the same.
--- Chris Papa
Folks all had the same DNA's.
PROPINQUITY created
Couples inter-related,
But most now have mended their ways.
--- Norm Brust
To Prez 41 is the key.
With Saddam still in power,
Did Pop's legacy sour,
Cause son to act inpetuously?
--- Phil Kinay
Removed from strong Puritan shields,
They gave up their bods,
To PROPITIATE gods,
And had fun by plowing in fields.
--- Chris Papa
Is oft lost in rush to satiate
And favor curry.
Before we hurry
To dump and flush that old fish we ate.
--- Daniel Ford
Is the key of a priest's many jobs.
They must keep us aligned
Or we might be consigned
To Hell. So what are the odds?
--- Barb
Do make some old cynics suspicious;
When Luck looks their way,
They are inclined to say,
"The Lady appears meretricious."
--- Daniel Ford
Once a year, felt it PROPITIOUS,
To get in some action,
While her satisfaction,
Made him unduly suspicious.
--- Chris Papa
He thought the moment PROPITIOUS.
When she bent for the soap,
He unleashed his rope;
And now he sleeps with the fishes.
--- Norm brust
A challenge to some of you chaps.
Just woo her with verse
To open her purse.
For poetry virgins entraps.
--- Nick
For I took a vow, age of three,
Life was not to be dull!
It was to be full
Of fun, interest and "whoopee!"
--- Barb
If success you wish to ensure,
Feature guns, gore and sex,
Eschew plot that's complex.
And with graphic details readers lure.
--- J'Carlin
As to such mistakes so deficient,
Would be a delight
Whenever we write.
But sadly, we are not so proficient.
--- Daniel Ford
When you're flat on the ground, you're prostrate.
There's confusion I fear
But two Rs make it clear;
Imagine if we add, apostate!
--- Tom Patton P0110
Eclipsed by eyes cerulean,
Even Paul Newman
Seems superhuman
To women who sing his paean.
--- Chris Papa
In PROTEAN ways they arrange,
Spirals DNA,
Go every which way,
And into smart PROTEINS change.
--- Chris Papa
That eaten enough make broad ender
And encourages sitting,
Which may not be fitting
For the sales lady and the bra vender.
--- Daniel Ford
Pete, who PROVENDER provided,
Was a lazy jerk,
Should get extra work;
He bolted when this was confided.
--- Chris Papa
Unlikely to be Sherlockian.
Lack of temerity
Brings them to charity
Like those adherents Comstockian.
--- Daniel Ford
Who watched as his life just slipped by.
But when he retired
He was greatly inspired
To give hip-hop rapping a try.
--- Chris Papa
This is file jul
But soon realized a grim fact.
He spoke in blank verse,
Knew not how to curse,
And all sense of rhythm he lacked.
--- Chris Papa
Get a life and pull up your socks.
If you're hot for that girl,
Then give it a whirl,
And invest in some Internet stocks.
--- Norm Brust
Is something that's tough to avoid --
Ego controlled,
Lest lustful id, bold,
Bring forth brutish joy unalloyed.
--- Chris Papa
Aphrodite, jealous and stupid,
Lost sight of the goal
And vengeance was sole
Reason that Cupid was drooped.
--- Daniel Ford
With mindless destruction his craving?
You sure of that, sport?
Well, I always thought
A psychopath mean crazy paving!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
I visit him as oft as I can.
His wares make me witty
And the girls look more pretty.
So on his tavern my wife's put a ban.
--- Barrie Eksteen
Though one provides fermented mash
Which your thirst then slakes.
While the other just takes
Half your stash and offers nary a splash.
--- Norm Brust
The guy who collects tax from me.
Or the other of two
Who serves foamy brew,
Enough that I have to go pee.
--- Chris Papa
But think ere you drink of his river.
The tax taker metes
Out roads and the streets,
But not cirrhosis to your liver.
--- Nancy Schimmel
Penned porno poems in a church pew.
The bawdy bard, banned,
Quit that quiet stand;
Writes rhymes for a raunchy review.
--- Chris Papa
Changed mind and embarked on sex spree.
She then liked to show
Her treasures below,
And said, "Come, my pudenda see!"
--- Chris Papa
While we're at it, let's get wild!
Six speed camel by Mercedes;
Bikinis for Mary's ladies,
Power saw for Joseph or he's riled.
--- Norm Brust
But Tanya and gals of her sort
Will pummel and swing
In the famed square ring,
And end up a few Betz cells short.
--- Chris Papa
He's got scars all over his mug.
His eyes are bleary.
His arms are weary,
So he can no longer jab nor slug.
--- Norm Brust
Paid each of his wives in pure gold,
For moments of sex,
With the royal rex.
He's no longer wealthy, I'm told.
--- Chris Papa
Sometimes needs proof of its identic.
Does glistening sheen
Of polishing mean
That jewel's setting is argentic?
--- Daniel Ford
Thought Dayan a real hero true.
He felt it was right
(Consider no slight)
To count him as PUKKA Hebrew.
--- Chris Papa
Like Venus but not as grotesque.
But add gothic mask,
And it makes me ask,
"Doesn't is appear Kafkaesque?"
--- Darryl
Was bad, just between me and you.
It wasn't too neat,
Stained gown and the sheet,
And sure made work more sweaty, too.
--- Chris Papa
Met a guy who was awfully lewd!
He thought she'd be easy
And gave her a squeezy
And wound up screwed, blued, and tattooed!
--- Barb
Like other words of magnitude,
Is two for a penny,
But if you use many,
You'll find yourself in solitude.
--- Daniel Ford
When confronting sweet PULCHRITUDE.
Despite best intention,
And no need to mention,
That horn shows they are in the mood.
--- Chris Papa
Depends somewhat on attitude;
If you're from Phrygia,
Steatopygia
May be what fills your codpiece, dude!
--- Daniel Ford
She obscured her PULCHRITUDE.
She covered her "Lower Limb"
Lest it be seen by him,
And never made love in the nude.
--- Norm Brust
And entertain visions quite lewd,
Of brick-house-built broads,
'Cept Dan of the Fords,
Who straight-laced and bit of a prude.
--- Chris Papa
Museum patrons do turn lewd.
Downright vulgar or more so,
When seeing the torso,
Where the sculptor had seen PULCHRITUDE.
--- Barb
PULCHRITUDE for arm chair lubber.
But it would enhance
To remove implants,
And then replace them with Flubber.
--- Darryl
Who yearned for female PULCHRITUDE.
In a wedding, invested
In lady flat-chested,
Who never was in the right mood.
--- Chris Papa
If I ogle your PULCHRITUDE.
There is no surprise,
It gives me a rise,
And I walk bent in odd attitude!"
--- Chris Papa
Enough to make stiffest rod bend.
Bereft of the treasure,
The young man's sole pleasure,
Derives from the right palm, his friend.
--- Chris Papa
Responding to my PULCHRITUDE.
You're a man of your culture,
(Drawn to flesh like a vulture),
But buddy, you should see me nude!
--- Eva Amata
At least he'll have no in-law strife.
He's not quite on his own;
His family's grown,
With her five daughters and Ms Palm, his wife.
--- Barrie
Who find self-satisfaction in tub.
He must understand,
A bird in the hand
Is worth more than two in the shrub.
--- Barrie
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