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As a golfer, he's well under par. A married lass, some five months gravid, Man and bird both AVIGATE In-flight wayfinding, AVIGATION, With a case of wayward AVIGATION, An AVUNCULAR uncle named Fred A hermit, the kind who is monkular, Kindly and gentle, AVUNCULAR, It is very AXIOMATIC Long-known truth is AXIOMATIC, When a proposition is deemed AXIOMATIC, AZIMUTH, civilian use rare, It helps the big cannon to aim, Blue suits, red ties -- that's your habit. What is it like to be Babbitt? Today's youth, in perpetual grouse, There was a young man of Seattle There once was a BABBLATIVE bride, Baby-sitter: a job that's misnamed. Wine-loving reveler, BACCHANT, Defer delivery, BACKWARDATION, If the wait for your cargo is long, Back and forth of biting BADINAGE I think badinage use is swell, In wide world where BAKSHEESH prevails, It takes more than a drink and a meal, BAKSHEESH can land you in a mess, A healing balm's power BALSAMIC Frankincense, myrrh and such gifts Pheromones, scents, and such smells The largest of scams known these days, All husbands bamboozle real swell, BAMBOOZLE, to cheat or to dupe, Flim-flam men rely on BAMBOOZLE Despite Swift's pedantic refusal If candidates, public bamboozle, The lawyers and those of their crew's'll In BANANA REPUBLIC we see, BananaRepublic.com With expensive tastes to be fed, J&J bandage is a BAND-AID, With each violent jiggle displayed, Grotessque imagery of BANDERSNATCH Of all the wierd people to hatch, When a BANDERSNATCH stands on a crate A husband, while on drunken spree, I swear to you this is no farce, Seems France too, has its tales of old wives, A BARBICAN hard by a moat, McCain and Finegold mean to storm The thespian Simon Russell Beale, In Shakespeare worship, BARDOLATER The mirror's view, cause for alarm, I'm not yet ready for BARIATRICS, Big boobs, car, apartment and rainment, In the sting of the con man's art, (pretending to feed)
BARMECIDE word is a sleeper, (pretending to feed)
Illusory feast, BARMECIDE, (pretending to feed)
I acknowledge it's needless to say; Some people are simply too lazy Belle was a babe quite BAROQUE Great BASTION of laws, storied courts, I'm totally sympathetic Daily "soaps" full of BATHETIC tripe, The BAXTER was, I think, unwise With the last loaf out of the oven,
He's a hero in the local bar.
In poolroom, he's super.
Looks like Gary Cooper.
That's me -- in my dreams -- my AVATAR.
--- Norm Brust
For pickles developed taste AVID.
She pled and she whined
For the treat well-brined;
Said Freud, "She simply but have id."
--- Chris Papa
In search of a suitable mate.
The bird then gets by
With a worm or a fly,
While man strives for mighty estate.
--- Chris Papa
Is sometimes source of aggravation;
In air lanes crowded
With vision clouded,
There's chance of error porpagation.
--- Daniel Ford
We're offered this lame explanation:
"The FAA rebooter,
Who runs our computer,
Was visiting the comfort station."
--- Norm Brust
Enticed a young girl to his bed --
He plied her with candy
And kittens and brandy;
She demurred with demarch and then fled!
--- Eva Amata
Blessed all in the manner AVUNCULAR,
But kept a bawdy wench
Inside near his bench,
Ready for times he might dunkle her.
--- Chris Papa
Ought not to have linkings peduncular,
As one has suggested
For monk who wrested
On his bench with wench carbuncular.
--- Daniel Ford
That if you give your mate much static,
There's no bed to share;
You'll soon climb the stair
To a lonely place in the attic.
--- Chris Papa
Oft couched in terms idiomatic,
That some find confusing
Or even amusing,
When understanding is problematic.
--- Daniel Ford
Agreement should follow automatic;
Except in my house
Where my cherished spouse
Insists I'm being autocratic.
--- Norm Brust
Gives help when one is getting there.
What pilots must know
Lest they arrive "slow",
And end up with an angry fare.
--- Chris Papa
So the gunner will sharpen his game,
And land the big shell
That blows foe to hell,
Earning the sharpshooter fame.
--- Chris Papa
When the gold ring goes by, you grab it.
When the sun shines, you make hay.
You're a walking cliche,
And the name for your lifestyle is BABBITT
--- Norm Brust
Sort of bad dream or bad habit.
Today's world isn't square
So you'd best be aware;
Old ideas are passe, that's the gambit.
--- Barb
Consider Dad a BABBITT, a mouse.
Such gripes perfecting
Meanwhile expecting
Food and comfort that's in his house.
--- Chris Papa
Who treated his wife as a chattel.
When renting her out,
He'd tactlessly shout
"I'm tired of her BABBLATIVE prattle."
--- Nick
Who kept her mouth open quite wide.
Extolling weird notions,
So hubby's devotions
Included some stuff on the side.
--- Chris Papa
It implies something vaguely untamed.
But with more inquisition,
It means supervision
Of children, so no one is maimed.
--- Mike Scholtes
As nun would have it, did not want,
For under his surplice
was a sausage surplus:
It the morning habit, her wont.
--- Daniel Ford
Is economic retardation;
Paying premiums
For convenience
Should prompt customers' consternation.
--- Daniel Ford
And covered with string cobwebs strong,
It's and invitation
To prompt BACKWARDATION
Where you are nice paid for the wrong.
--- Chris Papa
Among such a preppy entourage
Includes imitation,
Much imagination,
And the charms of passing decolletage.
--- Daniel Ford
It's the light repartee, as you tell,
And its cousin, you see,
We've used recently,
That's persiflage, which counts as well.
--- Chris Papa
It is wind for commercial sails.
Where nothin will budge
Lest you tip the judge,
As shady endeavor entails.
--- Chris Papa
To close a Mid-Eastern deal.
To reach this position
You must pay a commission;
The BAKSHEESH that greases the wheel.
--- Norm Brust
Especially with the IRS! (Merkin tax agency)
You might wind up in a jam,
Maybe flee on the "lam",
And most surely be earning bad press.
--- Barb
Is needed for conflicts Islamic
And pronunciation
From different Brit station,
Which keeps our language dynamic.
--- Daniel Ford
Give olfactory senses their lifts.
As do things BALSAMIC
Prod brain thalamic,
Which brings us to amorous shifts.
--- Chris Papa
Work on the beaus and their belles.
And where they all lead
Will help sate lust need,
With nights in expensive hotels.
--- Chris Papa
Are our politicians' slick ways.
They lie, BAMBOOZLE,
So that we will lose all
Respect for their "governing" ways.
--- Chris Papa
But just don't know their wives can tell.
We don't really care
'Cause we know life is fair,
And that one day they'll all rot in hell.
--- Kitten
For some things, a person will stoop.
The most potent Rex,
To get some good sex,
Will gladly jump through lady's hoop.
--- Chris Papa
This is file hwl
And victims common sense recusal,
To steal money quickly,
Sweet talking thickly,
Like Pooh bear's nemesis the woozle.
--- Daniel Ford
To use corrupt words like BAMBOOZLE,
Bamboozle he did
Me much, as a kid,
As I through his works made perusal.
--- Gary Hallock
In perfect world surely they lose'll.
This isn't Utopia --
They're making a dope of ya.
I trust you an honest man chose'll.
--- Jim Drew
Find ways to most folks BAMBOOZLE.
They'll maidens deflower,
Then charge by the hour,
And mete justice with stern refusal.
--- Chris Papa
Though most folks are poor as can be,
Each lady and man
Would shed the nice tan
That gringos want so foolishly.
--- Chris Papa
Is where the best presents come from.
So buy them here now,
And stop fretting how
To greet Christmas Day with aplomb.
--- Nick
She turned to her BANAUSIC bed,
To ply ancient trade
Of a willing maid,
Well paid for whenever she spread.
--- Chris Papa
Trademarked and not what others have made;
Entered lexicon
'Cause until boo-boo's gone,
The temporary fix is displayed.
--- Daniel Ford
A churning young stripper dismayed,
As pasty was lost,
So free nipple tossed,
Till covered by discrete BAND-AID.
--- Chris Papa
From Lewis Carroll we attach
To any weird beast
Or Southwest pig greased,
Tarred and feathered in order to catch.
--- Daniel Ford
There's none to compare with or match,
As the sui generis type,
Much given to hype,
The frumious bold BANDERSNATCH.
--- Chris Papa n
Labeled "soap" and spews frumious hate,
At whovever comes near
And pours lies in their ear,
You can tell it's election time, mate.
--- Eva Amata
In tavern where he should not be,
Should anticipate
To prevaricate,
Then hear wails from spousal BANSHEE!
--- Observer
When French torturers weren't sparse,
They'd stick a rod
Right into your bod;
"De la barbs au cul" -- From beard to arse.
--- Chaton
'Cause there's others who say it derives
From grates made of wood,
"Barbacoa", which could
Itself be a legend that thrives.
--- Hugh Clary
A castle's defense to devote
Housed challenging guy,
Whose "Who goes there?" cry,
Rang out in stentorian throat.
--- Chris Papa
The stronghold, all cuddly and warm
Of those who'd sell vote
And on "cash-cows" dote,
BARBICANS of campaign reform.
--- Chris Papa
BARDOLATER surely non-pareil,
With royal robes girt,
On stage fell down hurt,
But played on as though pain he'd not feel.
--- Elois
Displays the signs of idolater,
Though often it's just
A logophile's lust
And frenzy of bibliolater.
--- Daniel Ford
Your health it will certainly harm;
If tummy is bulging
From over indulging,
Get thee to BARIATRIC "fat farm."
--- Chris Papa
Though I'm way past doing gymnastics.
I'm not officially obese,
But I love livers from geese,
And go for seconds and sometimes hat tricks.
--- Norm Brust
You get without work, trade, or payment.
TV's BARMECIDALS
From programs and idols
Mold character through entertainment.
--- Elois
BARMECIDE feels warm at the start.
But then the mark wakes,
And angry, he takes
Whatever revenge can impart.
--- Daniel Ford
Smacks of some crazy thoughts deeper, ('barmy side')
Or suggests at least
Quite another beast,
Dispatching a saloon keeper.
--- Chris Papa
Con man's tool for a warm aside,
Is likely to be
Much worse calumny,
When mark's driven to homecide.
--- Daniel Ford
I realise it's no roman a clef.
I must question the former,
What the heck's a barnstormer?
(I've assumed you can read "en Francais").
I'm not going to tell I'm not crazy
In Webster's or the net
Lies the answer you get.
I'm too busy going down on my Daisy
Appeal to those whom tension evoke.
The complex design,
Irregular line,
And love of gold means "go for broke."
--- Daniel Ford
Which try felonies, civil torts,
Deprive liberty
Of poor that they see,
While setting free the well-heeled sorts.
--- Chris Papa
With your situation BATHETIC.
Your story drear
Makes me cry in my beer,
And the effect is duretic.
--- Norm Brust
And themes of a sexual type,
Are not fun to watch,
Except for the crotch
Of leading babe, who's overripe.
--- Chris Papa
To roll dough in front of those guys.
For watching her knead,
Their strong lust she'd feed.
We all know to what that gives rise.
--- Gary Hallock
The BAXTER's thoughts soon turned to lovin'.
She rushed home to mate
But arrived much too late,
And found the laundress he was a-shovin'.
--- Norm Brust
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