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A BAXTER baked bread by the tons, Hauled into an E.R. one night, The sight, I will never forget, "Here's how the wound that I bring, A signal for guidance is BEACON. Our President's moral's are weak on Of her old age he'd not wisen, The gaudy costumes do BEDIZEN In gaudy dress some oft BEDIZEN Belle would her body BEDIZEN, Some ladies who like to lead guys on, When damsels their bosoms BEDIZEN, Ms West bought some gold lame; BEDLAM is home for insane, (Have tedium deeply ingrained)
The charms of good music extol, BEDLAM'S confusion, mouths of foam, When oft I got sick, Ma got mad. Early milk productions are BEESTINGS The BEESTINGS that come from the breast Oh the extreme udder blindness, These BEESTINGS: I'll bet you good money The new wife had slipped into bed. The monster of great size, BEHEMOTH, (reference Mothra and Godzilla)
A push may be needed to move What's needed and proper, BEHOOVES, The BELFRY, which also holds brain, The original "berfry," wood beams, The feelings one does not BELIE, Attempting to find wedded bliss, BELLE EPOQUE, not recent time, when Of San Francisco's BELLE EPOQUE, BELLES-LETTRES, writing aesthetic, BELLES-LETTRES, stylish and light, There once was a BELLICOSE boy, Sheep do learn to follow BELLWETHER As one campanologist said, Betty's bound to BELLWETHER beau, "I won't," she un-sheepishly cried, "Regardless of whether I am Resisting her lusty old beau, San Francisco, seen from BELVEDERE, High on the hilltop of BELVEDERE BELVEDERE has beautiful sound, That hundred dollar bill, BENJAMIN, Dazzle into belief, BEMUSE By Fair Sex most men are BEMUSED, BEMUSED and bewildered I've been. Go to it! The right thing to do, Our bed has been shared as a "three", The bachelor farmer BENEDICT Old BENEDICTS think life is dandy, The votes of the BENIGHTED masses, To say a person's BENIGHTED, If it's said that one is BENIGHTED, Without enlightenment, BENIGHTED, The padre, without hearing aid, A BENISON, I am just guessing With a BENJAMIN tucked away in my sock, In my wallet there's Washington's touch, Sedimentary stuff BENTHIC Marine biologists BENTHIC, Benthos is sea's deepest place, Said Queen 'Liz, "Were I crested not cleft, (literal quote form Elizabeth I)
Of conubial bliss BEREFT, Deprived and bereaved is BEREFT, (first commercial detergent)
Like burglars that strike in the night, Now here is a word just for me;
Both seeded and very plain ones.
And though no disgrace,
Plain was her sweet face,
Offset by some really hot buns.
--- Chris Papa
A wounded man, still angry quite.
With back wound at hand,
Quizzed by police band,
Inquiring if he'd been in a fight.
--- Chris Papa
An embedded steel BAYONET.
The man, deep in pain,
Said this false refrain,
(Retribution was what he'd get).
--- Chris Papa
(He had no intention to "sing")
Got here this same night.
While making it bright,
It slipped, as I was polishing!"
--- Chris Papa
Its strength must not ever weaken,
For then we'd hit shoals
Before reaching goals,
Or whatever else we were seekin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Matters that I'd like to speak on.
He's arrogant, pompous,
In sore need of a compass;
Follows a bad red-neck's BEACON.
--- Chris Papa
If, with sexy ways, she'd BEDIZEN.
Her middle age creep,
So her swain might keep,
His gaze 'neath the pelvic horizon.
--- Chris Papa
Mummers' parades and I'm surmisin'
That bangles and glitters
Cause giggles and titters
Among all as the moon is risin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Their houses with seasons' arisin',
At Christmas and Fourth
In top-heavy North;
Some places would seem they're capsizin'.
--- Daniel Ford
With baubles and beads surprisin',
Her fame got about;
Soon every male lout
Proclaimed her the best of horizon. (whore risin')
--- Chris Papa
Their Mountains of Venus BEDIZEN,
And under their tights
Have landing-strip lights
For fellows to fasten their eyes on.
--- Nick
I can't tell who is and who is'n.
It's tricky to guage
Consensual age --
And keep from the peril of prison.
--- Nick
Self bedizened a new play.
Truth unvarnished;
Gold cloth tarnished --
"I've been thimble-rigged," said Mae.
--- Elois
Although cocktail parties inane,
To which I'm averse,
In banal immeresed,
Drive me to asylum in pain.
--- Daniel Ford
For now our sweet sanity's stole.
Much BEDLAM in store,
From rappers galore,
Worse even that old rock and roll.
--- Chris Papa
Like teen youths after jereboam.
In pusuit of the souse --
Is it a madhouse?
No, indeed, it's my private home.
--- Daniel
From her no sweet BEESTINGS I'd had.
She strongly decreed
She'd never breast feed.
To bottle feed, then, was the fad.
--- Elois
To provide little ones with feastings.
Though some colostrum
Flows over rostrum,
To yield some off odors of yeastings.
--- Daniel Ford
And not from a winged, barbed pest,
Help immunity
Of her fond baby,
Who finds it a boon, well expressed.
--- Chris Papa
When ladies seek fads of one mindness,
And deprive their kits
The joy of their tits,
And eschew the milk of such kindness.
--- Chris Papa
Don't come from a bee, but it's funny,
That things of this ilk,
Like the first blush of milk,
Are manna from Mom. "Milkin' Honey?"
--- Gary Hallock
She'd never had sex, it was said.
Espied tool BEHEMOTH,
Exclaimed "It seemeth
Thou art swell. 'Tis meet we are wed!"
--- Chris Papa
Is frightful, no matter be he moth
Or even lizard,
For it takes a wizard
To make Giant less than he seemeth.
--- Daniel Ford
Me out of a rut or a groove;
It's better than kick,
Or poke with a stick,
No more than I deem to BEHOOVE.
--- Chris Papa
An escaping vacation proves;
It heals body/mind,
I think you will find,
Much like vist to the Louvre.
--- Daniel Ford
Is now and then wracked with fierce pain.
Especially on night
When men hope they might
Some conjugal pleasure obtain.
--- Chris Papa
Used by medieval siege teams,
To storm castle wall,
Though you must recall,
It was very BELL FREE, it seems.
--- Chris Papa
When responding with a great sigh,
For that's obvious
And it's always thus;
You might as well give up and cry.
--- Daniel Ford
Ere quarry found something amiss,
A hooker'd BELIE
Just how she got by,
Concealing the 'tells' of each kiss.
--- Chris Papa
Toulouse would get stoned, now and then,
And Marcel Proust wrote,
Would pages devote
To joys of a fresh madeleine.
--- Chris Papa
I understand there's still much talk;
Our unfortunate age,
We replace era sage
With safe sex alerts and AIDS walk.
--- Karen
Evokes feelings sympathetic;
Whether joy or glad
Or painful and sad,
The poet's glimpse is prophetic.
--- Daniel Ford
Can be either gloomy or bright,
Containing thought smart
'Bout morals and art,
Not science or facts, black and white.
--- Chris Papa
This is file hvl
Who bullied his chums with great joy.
From such habits bad,
He is friendless lad,
Among momsers, he is real McCoy. (bastard, nogoodnik)
--- Chris Papa
And thus to keep the flock together
Behind pseudo ram,
Ewes might like to slam,
But from looking, cannot tell whether.
--- Daniel Ford
He's like a BELLWETHER in bed.
He does it so well;
Keeps ringing my bell --
Both since and before we were wed.
--- Nick
A young man who was "in the know".
He wanted to bed
Before they were wed,
But she weathered his bell with loud "NO!"
--- Chris Papa
"Give in to ewe. Offer denied!
Your lust I'm denyin'
For I know you're lyin.
It's simply a matter of pride."
--- Gary Hallock
Just lyin' or merely a ram,"
Said Beau, "Here behold it;
The Bible foretold it:
The lyin' will lie with a lamb."
--- Gary Hallock
Who had the gal pissed; rightly so.
The belle known as Beth,
Who couldn't say "yeth"
Told bellwether beau where to go.
--- Gary Hallock
Seems like tiara or flaming bier,
With Golden Gate Park
And Tiburon's shark,
Enticing tourists from the long pier.
--- Daniel Ford
Lived ecdysiast Lily St. Cyr,
While in a pagoda
Lived Carol Doda,
Who filled North Beach like no other peer.
--- Daniel Ford
Nice structure with view all around.
Eyeful of pleasure,
Suggestions of leisure,
Serenity's sure to be found.
--- Chris Papa
Will be gone fast if you bend gamin;
Knocked opportunity
Brings suit paternity
After hooter-hurting hen jammin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Also suggests one to confuse,
As by slick salesman
Or singing Wales man,
Whose dulcet tones may bring on blues.
--- Anon
And by their sweet presence enthused,
To act in a way,
Of mating display,
Hormonally over-infused.
--- Anon
Especially when dealing with men!
But I will say this:
When right...it is bliss!
So I'll have to try once again!
--- Anon
Life's better when shared by wed two.
Or if you don't wed,
Then share your warm bed,
With someone who really loves you!
--- Anon
Add one Doberman pedigree,
It's better than floor,
And just one more snore,
With nary so much much as a flea.
--- Anon
Had sought loneliness to interdict.
But his city bride
Desires could not hide,
So in some respects he's derelict.
--- Daniel Ford
With wealth and appetites randy.
They're able to snare
Some young maiden fair,
Most aptly called their "arm candy."
--- Chris Papa
Make sure that their Congress passes
The bills where they might
Relax day and night,
And never stir their lazy asses.
--- Chris Papa
Implies that his morals are blighted.
Society's pest,
Whose bent on a quest,
That often is very short-sighted.
--- Chris Papa
I suppose they are less than delighted,
That their ignorance shows
(Not the least of their woes.)
And by savants, they're constantly slighted.
--- Barb
Local citizens will be short-sighted,
Electing the nuts
Who give them tax cuts,
Thus leaving the future quite blighted.
--- Daniel Ford
Bad errors in commerce oft made.
Some BENISON sought,
Were treated to naught,
Save stew from the deer he had slayed.
--- Chris Papa
Is really much more than a blessing;
Not something priests do
Right after "Ah-choo!"
Unless it should come while confessing.
--- Gary Hallock
I confidently stroll down the block.
With that C-note tucked away,
I'm ready to play
If opportunity comes to knock.
--- Norm brust
His singles, my financial crutch;
One day I might choose
to BENJAMIN use,
Since today, one buck won't buy much.
--- Chris Papa
Accumulates and has been thick
Where bottom feeders sift
And little larvae drift,
Attracted to odors menthic.
--- Chris Papa
Suffering pains like helminthic,
One treats by bending
Elbows unending,
With bottles of potions nepenthic.
--- Daniel Ford
Which Man now just starts to deface.
Marine life abounds;
It's no dumping grounds;
To use it as such is disgrace.
--- Chris Papa
You would not treat me thus!" as she left
Phillip Sidney and Drake
Her appointments to take.
"Of my dignity I am BEREFT!"
--- Eva Amata
Bill stuck his cigar in her cleft.
When she told this to Starr,
That pillar of the bar,
He said, "This gives my report some heft."
--- Norm Brust
As lately is humor so cleft
From Partner's verses,
But what's much worse is
The need for some wash out with Dreft.
--- Daniel Ford
Insurers won't pay for my plight.
I'm loathe to report
I'm going to court,
BEREFT if I cannot be right.
--- Bob Dvorak
BEREFT is how I seem to be.
But it won't be long
I'll sing a new song;
My divorce will soon set me free.
--- Maggie
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