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A full head of hair, CHEVELURE, Although it's a quality poor, Caravaggio, CHIAROSCURO master CHIAROSCURO, as used by Vermeer, An Artiste Francais, for ten Euro There are some who prey on the weak, Clinquant, more chic than bling-bling, CHIMERA cobbled from many parts, CHIMERA a mixture that's odd, "So, you want to sell the old nag," Most syndromes can be fixed by a doc, I suppose timid term CHINWAG, "Let's have a nice CHIN-WAG my dear, Nothing quite in this world shocks, In penmanship or CHIROGRAPHY If I ken the meaning of CHOUSE, In cheating and trickery you CHOUSE, Before in real war you'd engage, One day I may fall in a trap Men emerge from CHRYSALIDES A bachelor's a mere CHRYSALIS, An evil of maltreatment chronic, What a shame it is and ironic, Infernal underworld CHTHONIC Thinking of things CHTHONIC, This language we choose to endear She was understandably CHUFFED, But the epitome of this fine trait Such baggage of hubris one hauls, If big balls were all that it took There once was an intern named Phyllis Some "journalists" recently tend A young film-going CINEAST At one time the poor CINEAST CINEASTE'S life seems so stark; If like me, you're shaped like a wheel barrow, A CINGULAR garment, the corset; Sexy Sue was glad, if you will, There once was a temptress named CIRCE Now CIRCE, with beauty and wiles, CIRCULAR paths to a man's lady fair, Our President's CIRCUMLOCUTION, I hate guys that think they are smart, In "bodice ripper" of yore, Met star Callas had a very loyal CLAQUE. The diva would never hold back, The sycophant troupe applauds as CLAQUE Applause from friends and the CLAQUE A CLAQUE is a clique that'll clap, A new talk-show host and sidekick The call loud and clear, is CLARION, She had never in life done things rash, A nun called Sister Marion CLEMENT, the name of a child, The CLERIHEW form I have tried. The guy said our meter was wrong. CLERISY may have class and couth, The intelligentsia will say I'm a sot With sequins shimmering so CLINQUANT, Most folks live a life that is bland, I've never done coke or hash I'm certain you'll agree with me, CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND populace teems COCK-A-HOOP, description of tars, There once was a man, when tumescent, Those antidepressants do tend
Loosely rolled like La Pompadour,
Is now mostly seen
On femmes multi-teen
And often seems tinted bluer.
--- Daniel Ford
Each chevalier feels that his lure
To the female sex,
And on "hunk" index,
Requires a grand CHEVELURE.
--- Chris Papa
Found that he could make money faster,
By lighting the lasses
Prominent asses,
And forgetting to fig leaves plaster.
--- Chris Papa
Makes one thing perfectly clear:
It's usually a face
With a collar of lace,
Lit up like a chandelier.
--- Norm Brust
Does portaits of gals, CHIAROSCURO.
With shadows he quite
Turns dull into bright,
Making cleavage from busts quite obscuro.
--- Bob Dvorak
With deception, base and soft speak.
They are found world-wide
And do so with pride,
The so-called CHICANERY chic.
--- Chris Papa
Like naivete, it has a French ring.
And CHICANERY, too,
As well as billet-doux
Reveal roots from which Frenglish did spring.
--- Norm Brust
With biological fits and starts,
In Frankenstein way,
The Shelley mainstay,
Or human genes with E. Coli hearts.
--- Daniel Ford
Assortment so very rough-shod,
It joins parts quite weird,
Makes mixture that's feared,
Not likely to be act of God.
--- Chris Papa
Said the horse-buyer, "What's the price tag?"
Said the old farmer,
Himself, a charmer,
"Did you come to buy or CHIN-WAG?"
--- Observer
But with CHINA SYNDROME comes shock;
Reactor gone wild,
With deep trouble piled,
Left to Senate committee ad hoc.
--- Chris Papa
Trumps chummy, churlish "Chews the rag"
For "motor mouth" pair,
Whose gums beat the air,
With tete a tete where no tongues flag.
--- Chris Papa
And as we bend each other's ear.
There's that bed upstairs,
To shed clothes and cares,
Where intercourse is something dear."
--- Chris Papa
As crabbed CHIROGRAPHY of docs.
Poor pharmacists must
Their code glyphics bust,
Or patient might end up in a box.
--- Chris Papa
Reveals amorous topography,
Adding sincerity,
Along with clarity,
Is oft lost in simple topography.
--- Caniel ford
Eschew it when it comes to spouse,
Or without delay,
There'll be hell to pay,
With you, perhaps, out of the house!
--- Chris Papa
The behaavior of only a louse,
So please mend your ways;
That crime never pays
And pack rat may be kleptocrat mouse.
--- Daniel Ford
Read "Best of French Battles," new rage.
CHRESTOMATHY neat,
It manages feat
With volume that is single page.
--- Chris Papa
And publish my limerick pap;
'Twill be leather bound
And the title found
Under "Chris' CHRESTOMATHY of Crap."
--- Chris Papa
Uttering songs and balladies,
Not from hearts in throats
But much bran and oats:
Flatus and borborygmides.
--- Daniel Ford
Matured when he seeks wedded bliss.
But if the pair won't gel,
Cocoon looks real swell.
That's marrieage game, just hit or miss.
--- Chris Papa
Invention of dweller CHTHONIC,
Gift of old Satan,
All folks a-hatin',
Is known today as "high colonic."
--- Chris Papa
That lads so sweet and Byronic
Will bring roses of red
'Til they get you in bed,
Then crawl back to their rock most CHTHONIC.
--- Kim
Is filled with great riches sonic.
Screams of rappers noise,
Inane Backstreet Boys,
And more caca cacophonic.
--- Daniel Ford
And actions defined as demonic:
There's Monica's chthong
And Willie's dong,
And prevarication that's chronic.
--- Norm Brust
Can at times be charmingly queer.
An example of such:
The contranym chuff,
Which two ways can portray M'dear.
--- Larry McGrath
'Cause in their sex play she was cuffed.
And though, on the whole,
That as for her goal,
It was not the way to be stuffed.
--- Chris Papa
Is the man whom we love to hate;
Who bumps off his father
Then goes on to blather
For help: I'm an orphan! What a fate!
--- Esther Hecht
CHUTZPAH, in old Yiddish recalls
The trait of the few
Who win what they do
By having a big set of balls.
--- Chris Papa
To have CHUTZPAH, just take a look
At women with verve,
And much brazen nerve,
Who've got it, and whom no one can brook.
--- Esther Hecht
Who, instead of panties, wore a CILICE,
Hoping she could stay
Eager hands that stray.
But forgetting how persistent Bill is.
--- Norm Brust
The news, with great bias to bend.
Such sins I think call
For CILICES all,
Worn till each will make his amend.
--- Chris Papa
Who prefers a young, nubile cast,
Was told he was shallow
And also quite callow."
"Is that really a sin?" he then asked.
--- Sheryl A Lemma
This is file hol
Would go to dark movies for blast.
With Cable TV
We're likely to see
Couch potato, fat and silly-assed.
--- Chris Papa
They daily their derrieres park
And stare at silver screen.
Seek what films may mean,
Remaining always in the dark.
--- Chris Papa
Movie seats tend to be far too narrow.
The happiest CINEASTE
Is the one whos is skinny-assed,
And tend to eat like a sparrow.
--- Norm Brust
I could not more highly endorse it.
It pushes your fat
From where it is at,
To where is should be, when you force it.
--- Gary Hallock
That she took CIRCADIAN pill.
Ever ready for Max
And frontal attacks,
Which day and night, his role to fill.
--- Chris Papa
Who'd turn men to pigs when they'd her see.
But most women say
We're pigs anyway,
So this isn't much of a curse, see?
--- Gary Hallock
Had all the right stuff that beguiles
The lust of strong men,
And so even when
As male pigs, they sported large...smiles.
--- Chris Papa
With weird ways of wooing quite rare,
May delay the entry
Of some anxious gentry,
Who manage, in end, to get there.
--- Chris Papa
Evaded impeachment solution.
Conduct out-of-bounds,
Produced real great mounds,
Of B.S. that called elocution.
--- Chris
Who think divination their art.
Such useless CLAIRVOYANCE,
I find an annoyance,
And wish they would quickly depart.
--- Chris Papa
Filled with hot lust and great gore,
The heroes CLAMBER
Over Lady Amber
Who always was ready for more.
--- Chris Papa
They sat up high, way in the back.
They didn't get paid
Or get a seat upgrade,
And were exploited by her publicity flack.
--- Norm Brust
Even with voice out of whack.
Quite sure that she'd hear
A resounding cheer
From throats of her large, well-paid CLAQUE.
--- Chris Papa
With so little work they develop plaque
In each major vessle.
So as there they nestle,
They're clapped of in attack cardiac.
--- Daniel Ford
Cannot be construed as feedback,
Since they're very much
Arrangements or such
Attempts by an egomaniac.
--- Daniel Ford
Shriek anad whistle for any old crap.
They'll flatter and fawn
When you hold a salon,
For a quick cash incentive, old chap.
--- Eva Amata
Lost their TV show double quick.
Their ratings were bad,
Producers got mad
When their hired CLAQUE didn't click.
--- Observer
Which means that there's no time for tarryin',
Especially in culture
Of ravenous vulture,
Who smells the fine scent of carrion.
--- Daniel Ford
Would spurn every suitor or mash.
But with nothing to eat
She took to the street
For CLARION call of cold cash.
--- Chris Papa
In a dream, heard Gabriel's CLARION.
It seemed to say
It's perfectly okay
For her, with father, to carry on.
--- Norm Brust
Who tended to be rather wild,
With evil so sotted,
His kitty garrotted,
In CLEMENT a status reviled.
--- Chris Papa
I'm sure it won't serve as a guide,
But it's very short;
A rhyme of the sort
That sends a terse message that's snide.
--- Chris Papa
The lines were too short or too long.
So overwrought, he'd
Swear never to read;
Dismissed us in terms very strong.
--- Chris Papa
But today the glare of bright truth
Is on their false fiddle
Showing that they diddle
With many an innocent youth.
--- Chris Papa
Because I enjoy a beer and a shot.
The uppity CLERISY
All drink sherry, see,
For fear liquor will cause brains to rot.
--- Norm Brust
That stripper probably won't think (can't)
That the men she's teasing
Think only of squeezing
And drinkin' from glasses oft clinkin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Settling for whatever's at hand.
But when offered a toke,
Or a neat line of coke,
They'll trip to CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND.
--- Norm Brust
Or owned a maryjane stash.
Addicted to nicotine
And also caffeine,
The hard stuff would hook me in a flash.
--- Norm Brust
Real CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND must be
Contained in our borders,
Ever writing dumb orders;
It's Congress, found in the D.C..
--- Chris Papa
In a world where all of their schemes;
No matter how dumb,
Some will succumb
Till that world comes apart at the seams!
--- Barb
Who, off the seas, quaff brews in bars,
Where bragging invites
Some rugged fist fights
And chance for a few to "see stars."
--- Chris Papa
Was bent COCK-A-HOOP, like a crescent.
"But we fit," said his mate.
"It was karma or fate,
That saved us our antidepressant."
--- Elois
To make an erection soft bend.
From them, stay away.
Just stick to foreplay.
And all will be well in the end.
--- Chris Papa
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