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"Let us cut the CAUSERIE quick," I thought my CAUSERIE fine Of course I thought I had it made This is result, more's the pity. If sanity you'd keep as possession, CELADON, of old Latin's scene, With rapid motion, CELERITY, Quickly to action, CELERITY, The CELLARER conveys the victuals Let's hope that the monk that they choose, For sharing memorial places, When you want to compose a rhyme fine, The CENTO, poetic form prized? Few months ago joy to us CEREBRAL lass, a sex resister, Those who steer our good ship of state, I used to often CEREBRATE; Some work and also CEREBRATE, Could this be from alien folk, CEREOLOGIST's work surely brings Confetti that's made from the CHAD Beware of confetti-like CHAD -- Separating the CHAD from the sheet Bill, don't be a red neck slob, Braided or twisted before baking, The twisted sweet bread known as CHALLAH CHALLAH's a special egg bread, CHALLAH goes well with a roast If CHAMPERTY is part of law case, There once was a lawyer disbarred; Reward-seeking suits of CHAMPERTY They say CHAMPERTY's illegal, folks, Whenever he was hot and randy, There once was a CHAPFALLEN child, Just when I see 'em, I call 'em; The peddler of wares was called CHAPMAN, A mare can be a guy's best pal, Describing named by CHARACTONYM I doubt that you would have guessed While Norm "Brust" may fill out a sweater, For readers who sense can't make A hypochondriacal man "Now Dearie, you'll get CHARLEY HORSE, That painful muscle cramp, CHARLEY HORSE, Did you ever get a CHARLEY HORSE The work that is done in CHARRETTE He had eyes on a nice filly fine; I like the color CHARTREUSE Poor blind folks who dress without clues, On the other hand I have to tell Discreetly cautious, we are CHARY In U.S. 'twould be extraordinary Of charity, sir, I'd be CHARY, When the Good Lord hastens to CHASTEN, As the bricklayer worked on the wall, With CHATOYANT stuff 'round their necks, The changeable luster CHATOYANT Imelda thought CHAUSSURE...great word. Observe "ma CHAUSSURE", shining bright, There once was a man whose CHAUSSURE The footgear I prefer as CHAUSSURE CHAUVINISM, scoundrel's haven, This Chauvin sounds not so much fun, There was a sweet girl they named Kate, When sailors are too long at sea, The neocons have set a trend Though hobbyhorse, CHEVAL de BATAILLE,
Said Fred to his lithe, pronate chick.
"'Cause with too much talk,
I'm liable to balk,
And you'll miss when it's hard and thick!"
--- Chris Papa
Would lead to evening divine,
but I went reeling
(Not a good feeling)
To find 'hers' was bigger than mine!
--- Phil Kinay
When I spied the word CAVALCADE!
But rhymes piled higher
Like horse manure mire;
And through it all I had to wade.
--- Barb
Nothing much very witty!
But I thought up a lot
Though not very hot,
Dreamed of grandeur, just like Walter Mitty.
--- Barb
Unless you're in legal profession,
Better not travel
Down road to CAVIL,
Lest nit-picking is your obsession.
--- Chris Papa
Translates, color that sounds serene;
Immortalized name,
I'd like some of the same,
With envy, see, I'm very green.
--- Chris Papa
Mating rabbits show legerity
Of quick lagomorphs,
Releasing endorphs,
Producing fecund prosperity.
--- Daniel Ford
May bring you to great prosperity.
Though caution required,
Idea inspired,
Overcome with great temerity.
--- Daniel Ford
And must look after wine transmittals
For hard working monks,
And even the punks
Who come with them for beer and skittles.
--- Daniel Ford
The CELLARER, who goes for the booze,
Is chaste and steady
And not so ready
His august monk's role to abuse.
--- Chris Papa
The CENOTAPH easy replaces
The burial site
With monument might
Or horses, broad swords, and fine laces.
--- Daniel Ford
If a CENTO whose words do not shine,
In writing give pause,
Think copyright laws.
You'll be sued once for each purloined line.
--- Elois
Quite silly, as I've realized.
Bringing lines we've heard,
In manner absurd,
Unflatteringly plagiarized.
--- Chris Papa
Was getting a pup with some fuss.
Now "Leos" in yard,
Like watchdog stands guard,
A five month old fierce CERBERUS.
--- Chris Papa
Who passed over men for a "sister",
Flat chested as well,
And ugly as hell,
Had never a lad who had missed her.
--- Chris Papa
Never seem to CEREBRATE.
Those skilled at steering
Are quickly disappearing.
It's time those lifeboats to inflate.
--- Norm Brust
My future I would contemplate.
Then I ceased to think
And turned to drink,
And now the outlook is just great.
--- Barrie Eksteen
While others content to just wait,
Have useful ploys ripened,
For government stipend,
Providing the food on their plate.
--- Chris Papa
Or work of omnipotent bloke?
More likely we'll find
He's of hayseed kind,
Who thinks it's a knee-slapping joke.
--- Chris Papa
Him into a world of strange things.
'Stead of oats in a bowl
And Cheerios hole,
He finds oats gone where there are rings.
--- Chris Papa
Of paper punched out 'til it's had
Three little holes neat,
Falls soft on the street,
Countering the ticker tape fad.
--- Daniel
Its corners are pointed and bad!
A card reader/punch
Spews out a whole bunch --
Its coners as sharp as a brad.
--- Nick
Is like gleaning chaff from the wheat,
Though in this case
Winning the race
Goes to one with sheet-keeping feat.
--- Daniel Ford
Remember the blue dress to swab,"
The zaftig young staffer
Would to Willy CHAFFER,
But stain almost cost him his job.
--- Chris Papa
Like family reunion ice-breaking,
Though you love them all,
You'd much rather call,
Unlike CHALLAH, your best is leave-taking.
--- Karen
Does honor the many-named Allah,
Though some think it odd
That wordship of God
Accompanies Chicken Marsala.
--- Daniel Ford
Dissected with ancient prayer said,
An honored tradition,
Fulfilling a mission,
Not merely a belly, instead.
--- Chris Papa
And it makes the very best French toast.
But cook fried eggs up sunny
With the yellow nice and runny,
That's when I like CHALLAH the most.
--- Norm Brust
I don't consider that base.
It's like if some joker
Who stakes you at poker,
And shares pot when you show the fourth ace.
--- Norm Brust
His clients he did disregard;
Too much CHAMPERTY.
So now he will be
The one "hoist on his own petard."
--- Larry McGrath
Encourage people's tricks, some dirty.
Without stringency,
Fee contingency
May be more like silver coins thirty.
--- Daniel Ford
Yet daily each trial lawyer stokes
The furnace of suits,
In seeking recruits,
Who'd many more rich tort claims coax.
--- Chris Papa
Old Tex thought the CHAPARRAL dandy.
He'd lasso a mare
And then take her there,
To cover his modus operandi.
--- Chris Papa
This is file hpl
Whose usual demeanor was wild.
But spanking he got,
Right there on the spot,
When poop in his mom's bed he piled.
--- Chris Papa
Like take the word, "CHAPFALLEN".
I'm not very glad
If someone is sad,
But I always say, "They're crestfallen!"
--- Barb
While dealers of rams were called tupmen.
What is in a name;
To me's all the same,
As long as there's draft from the tapman.
--- Daniel Ford
Hidden behind high CHAPPARAL.
Beastiality is coarse
And no fun for the horse,
But it raises the cowboy's morale.
--- Norm Brust
Does catch many chuckles as we skim
Through Dickens novels
On English hovels,
Filled with many characters like him.
--- Daniel Ford
That "Brust" is German for chest.
This CHARACTONYM fit
Also means big tit.
All the girls in my clan pass this test.
--- Norm Brust
Knowing you are a go-getter,
Would trade all the same
For a much apter name;
I think Norm "Schwantz" might suit you better.
--- Chris Papa
Of Chris's most recent take,
Here's the clue
(It's slightly blue):
"Schwantz" is German for snake.
--- Norm Brust
Consulted an old CHARLATAN,
Who took fortune small
For nothing at all
And worse health than when he began.
--- Chris Papa
If marathon running you force;
To add to such dread,
If no use in bed,
You'll bring to us both great remorse.
--- Chris Papa
Oft afflicts young legs in gnarly course
Of growing longer,
And we hop stronger.
The dogged life then is arfly coarse.
--- Daniel Ford
In the middle of intercourse?
You say something crude,
'Cause it sure breaks the mood,
And completely dims your "life force".
--- Norm Brust
Is frantic as frantic can get.
Till a goal you are,
Then off to the bar
For something refreshing and wet.
--- Chris Papa
To ride her was his grand design.
His friend to abet,
Said "Dan, lets CHARRETTE!"
"No way," said Chris, "This project's all mine!"
--- Gunjan
'Cause it helps me to shed the blues.
I like it on ties
Where it dazzles the eyes,
But I don't think it works well on shoes.
--- Norm Brust
May bring with the clothes that they choose,
Darks, somber and quiet
Or rainbows of riot,
Neon pinks with a splash of CHARTREUSE.
--- Chris Papa
I see sighted folk there, as well,
Whose matches oft seem
Like a colorblind scheme,
Picked by a seeing-eye dog from Hell.
--- Chris Papa
Of commenting on someone hairy.
Is that a toupee?
We cannot just say,
For the reaction could be scary.
--- Daniel Ford
For people to chortle at CHARY.
I think we would find
That what comes to mind
Is the wholly acceptable "wary."
--- Chris Papa
As of warranties one should be wary.
Each one has a motive
That's not always votive --
And nowhere is there a good fairy.
--- Eva Amata
One wonders just how much His grace and
Compassion allow
Any sinners now
To find their own way in world racin'.
--- Daniel Ford
He allow a huge brick to fall.
Before we CHASTEN
This erring mason,
We must pay the shop steward a call.
--- Norm Brust
Which some gals like better than checks,
'Cause glitter and gold
Will help when they're old,
And the sleek vessels are merely old wrecks.
--- Chris Papa
Does help advertising flamboyant.
Giving each viewer
A different skewer,
As though seen through some glass ondoyant. (undulating)
--- Daniel Ford
Her closet, they say was absurd!
With thousands of pair,
Feet never went bare!
But maybe it's lies that we heard!
--- Maggie
Bought at Thom McCan for price right.
Although you can tell
From that funny smell,
They trampled through dog-poop last night.
--- Chris Papa
Was so smart you just knew he was poor --
For the rich don't require
The trappings of 'squire';
They have 'it' already, monsieur.
--- Eva Amata
Are great clodhoppers, you can be sure.
Those wrap-around boots
Take care of my roots,
So I quickly wash off all manure.
--- Daniel Ford
Attracts both bold and the craven,
To blindly defend,
To the bitter end,
As biased, know-it-all maven.
--- Chris Papa
Napoleonist amok run,
Though perhaps not as grim,
As his latter-day kin,
A CHAUVINIST telling blonde pun.
--- Karen
Who found out she was very late.
When she called her Max,
And gave him the facts,
He swiftly left, saying, "checkmate!"
--- Barb
Ship's captain try quite properly
To overyfly CHECKMATE
Sex with a deck mate;
In foc'sle will be what will be.
--- Chris Papa
Towards which centrists are trying to bend.
But like Mom and apple pie,
The CHEVAL DE BATAILLE
Of liberals is still tax and spend.
--- Norm Brust
Is also the favorite thereby.
Most often, of course,
Its beaten dead horse,
Which politicos ride throught the sky.
--- Daniel Ford
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