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It really isn't surprising A Kensington copper, he had to grab Clint Eastwood would get satisfaction, Their Hostesses? Well, they aren't girliest The whole world was united in grief Dolly Parton's support system's shot; Eleven plus two? Math is fun, Eric Clapton, these days, ain't so hectic, You might be interested to hear There was a young fellow called Gough, After spanking a hooligan runt Many mouthfuls of semen she'd spit, With anagrams, fun is in store; Here's an anagram, not of my devising, A pugilist from Wembley said: "Tripe! Our politicians, as on they yearn, Our Parliamentary system's the best; You know it is really not fair, There was a young fellow named Hitchin There was a young stewardess called "Teasy" The Left has had enough baloney Their aircraft are not fitted with guns; Madam Curie, a famous French dame, Who LED IN THE AIR GAMBLE made? A mad Frenchman, he inflicted big dents There was a young shaver named Hurst, An anagram of Monica Seles? MO'S CARNOSITY tainted Bill's glory, Non Accurate Tomahawks Offloading, Two directors, their sweaty palms greased It was a slick slogan quite fair, Will the letters of NEW DOOR re-meld When Cyril quit job as bell-hop Presbyterians have worries and cares; When it's time for Bill Clinton to go, He is the world's biggest moaner They give the male passengers curls There was a young hostess, or whore, An American lawyer named Bates A randy hostess, on a plane 'Twas on an air trip to China There once was a clergyman's daughter SIXTY-FOUR DOLLAR QUESTION guage, If your 64 DOLLAR QUESTION be: There once was an Italian fella, The spiny projections of AA Unwise tread on AA will bring, I'd sooner walk over hot coals AB INITIO, When marriage starts, AB OVO, the smart term, I beg; A puzzle is posed now and then, AB OVO, from the beginning, There in the beginning, AB OVO, To start, you should go to square one. ABECEDARIAN play I dated a young lass named Marian Another thought ABECEDARIAN A once young ABECEDARIAN, Brooklyn's avenues are ABECEDARIAN, ABECEDARIAN skills come to the fore An ABECEDARIAN thought Those eye-popping, sweet-lady ads, Said Sarah to dead Sid at seance, The lady's maid called an ABIGAIL The lady of the manor would wail; Up 'til now I've been naughty and bad,
With absolutely no compromising,
The letters of the varsity
'Cambridge University'
Becomes: "A dumber city revising!"
--- Mick Tully
Dennis Wise who was giving it the gab.
He staggered from the pub,
Singing: "'Chelsea Football Club?'
It equals: Foul local? He belts cab!"
--- Anon
From our anagram-based interaction.
Our amusing wordplay,
Would sure "make his day";
His name rearranged's "Old West action".
--- David Bourke
But then again, maybe not burliest.
Be they sir or Ma'am,
They just love the anagram:
Of Delta Airlines "I land earliest!"
--- Mick Tully
'Cause her seatbelt, it started to chafe.
"Diana Princess of Wales"
In town for the sales,
Said, "Paris? Nice slow and safe!"
--- Mick Tully TP9804
She hangs out everything that she's got.
And with her middle name,
Rebecca, in-frame,
She becomes "Bra coped? Clearly not!"
--- David Bourke
When everything is said and done!
Just add them together:
Thirteen? Well I never!
It's just the same for "Twelve plus one"!
--- David Bourke
Old Slowhand's style's now quite eclectic.
On his famed Cocaine track
He's so damned laid-back,
That his playing is just "Narcoleptic".
--- David Bourke
A short anagram that may cheer.
'Evander Holyfield', fightin'
That naughty Mike Tyson
Becomes: "He'd find lovely ear!"
--- Mick Tully
Who was hungry and started to scoff.
But he puked in the dish
When told 'Fillet o' Fish'
Is an anagram of "Hell, it is off!"
--- Mick Tully
In that infamous Selhurst Park stunt,
Manchester United FC
Took a dim view of his spree,
But he objected: "I'm teased: "French cunt!"
--- Anon
On that spotless white office carpet.
When intern got the washing done
At "The White House Washington"
She thought, "Oh Wow! He's that genuine shit!"
--- Mick Tully TP9804
They reveal what is hidden, and more.
"George Bush" is a name
Whose letters seem tame,
But they also can spell "He bugs Gore"!
--- Chris Doyle
And it doesn't need any revising.
Don't you find it odd
The "dog" becomes "god"?
Well I find it quite unsurprising.
--- Naomi J Kahn
I really do have a big gripe.
I dropped a great pooper
When "Henry Cooper"
Anagrammed to "Coroner? Hype!"
--- Mick Tully
For awards that they sure think they earn.
But I thought I was pissed
When "The New Year's Honours List"
Anagrammed to "Whose tiny arseholes turn?"
--- Mick Tully TP9804
Our MP's they fight on our behest.
But they don't cross swords
Within "The House of Lords"
Because it is the "Household of Rest!"
--- Mick Tully TP9804
With Betty Boothroyd in that chair.
She never brooks argument
Within "The Houses of Parliament"
When it "often pushes lame hot-air".
--- Mick Tully TP9804
Who while eating, wouldn't stop bitching.
He said "What the heck?
'Chef dick in turkey neck'
Anagrams to "Kentucky Fried Chicken!"
--- Mick Tully
Whose Captain she had to pleasey.
He said "A hand-job you've got to,
'Cause the company motto:
Kenya Airways is 'Airy wank? Easy!'"
--- Mick Tully
From Blair and his Mandelson crony.
They won't stand much nonsense
At 'The Labour Party Conference'
So, let's: "act clean. Probe "Fuehrer" Tony!"
--- Anon
They make out that they are your chums.
But you'll shit in your pants, sir,
When an anagram of Lufthansa
Is revealed to be: "Fatal Huns!"
--- Mick Tully
Was a chemist of world-class acclaim;
It was no real surprise
When she won Nobel's Prize,
And her anagram's "Radium came"!
--- David Green
Who rued a LAME HIT IN BELGRADE?
Is it DEALING HER BLAME?
(HAD BELLIGERENT AIM!)
Scrabbles Madeline Albright has played!
--- Prof M-G
On a fan's head when he took some offence.
He said: "You must see,
'Manchester United FC':
Anagrams to 'Match intrudes fence!'"
--- Anon
Who thought that his penis was wurst.
He announced to the nation,
"Anagram of 'masturbation'
Turns out to be: 'A moan? It burst!'"
--- Mick Tully
Is exceptionally apt, it is
The club heard in the grunt
Then decided to hunt
The source of the loud "Camel noises."
--- Mick Tully
But a poll doubts the COST'S ANY (MORI)
Says she, "AY, I'M NOT CROSS
But I'M NO RACY TOSS!"
Permutations of MONICA'S STORY.
--- Prof M-G
Non Armed Targets Overexploding,
Not Apt To Outjoust,
Nowhow Able To Oust,
Each an accurate NATO decoding.
--- Prof M-G
By five million "kit" pounds at least
Bragged: "A new slogan you see
Of: 'Newcastle United FC':
Is the logical: I want cunts fleeced!
--- Anon
To re-brand our Country he dare
'Cool Britannia': he boast,
Always beats a "Beef roast".
But the Tories said: "No action, Blair?"
--- Anon
So precisely ONE WORD can be spelled?
Rearrange, NOW REDO,
What O, WONDER! 'Tis true;
Neither borrowed NOR OWED, but upheld.
--- Prof M-G TP9901
And obtained a job in a sex-shop.
He wasn't surprised to see
An anagram of Pornography,
Was strangely "Horny rag pop?"
--- Mick Tully
This is file hel
"Will we get to Heaven upstairs?"
They need have no fears,
They ain't Britney spears,
They are really just "Best in Prayers".
--- Larry Brash
The nation will descend into woe.
For Senator Bob Dole
When rearranged, at the poll:
He becomes: "Bob leader? Not so!"
--- Mick Tully
In hand he is such a groaner,
'Cause 'Senator Bob Dole'
Doesn't fuck his wife's hole,
But anagrams: "So beat old boner!"
--- Mick Tully
In their toes, when given the whirls.
When Singapore Airlines'
Anagram enshrines:
That we "Pioneer Asian Girls!"
--- Mick Tully
Who needed hard sex more and more.
She said Singapore Airlines
Rearranged sometimes
To: "Large penis in? I soar!"
--- Mick Tully
Was waiting for his flight to the States.
But an anagram as always
Of South African Airways
Is: "Rain? Fury! Chaos awaits!"
--- Mick Tully
Would screw captain or steward the same.
While anagrams sometimes
Of Virgin Atlanatic Airlines
She found "Rival girl intact. I insane!"
--- Mick Tully
When her fanny tickled insider her.
While doing anagrams sometimes
Of 'Virgin Atlantic Airlines'
She found "restrain 'n illicit vagina!"
--- Mick Tully
Who said "Dad you really oughter
Say a prayer for some rain,
'Cause 'we hit a Sky error' became
The slogan of "Yorkshire Water!"
--- Mick Tully
In light of our inflated age,
'Twould contestants pain,
To sound a refrain
Which pays less than minimum wage.
--- Chris Papa
"Oh darling, will you marry me?"
Pop it straight off.
My advice is don't scoff.
Avoid the previous sixty three.
--- Gunjan
Who always would sing A CAPPELLA.
The trouble was that
He always sang flat.
His audience said, "You shoo smella!"
--- Chris Papa
Make it dangerous as cold lava.
For it cuts bare feet
To shreds, like ground meat.
It's no laughing matter, no haha.
--- Daniel Ford
With no shoes, unbearable sting
And cuts and small holes
In both of your soles.
It's quite the masochistic thing!
--- Chris Papa
Than have AA stick to my soles.
But, truth being said,
I view both with dread
And seek cooler, wholesomer goals.
--- Esther
With union of precious young hearts,
There's joyful sharing,
Except for the sparing
Of partner from those noisome farts.
--- Chris Papa
Claims it is start of the leg
Of journey through life,
Which leads to some strife.
Was hen first, before there was egg?
--- Chris Papa
Philosophic, as deep as zen.
That AB OVO quest
Which will answer best,
Was first either the egg or hen?
--- Chris Papa
Suggests an argument winning.
In primeval burst,
It was the egg first,
Chicken came in second inning.
--- Chris Papa
Is also the sense of de novo.
Thought former's from egg
And latter's from dreg;
L'il nothing from backseat of Volvo.
--- Daniel Ford
That's the place where all things are begun.
You can call it AB OVO,
But don't say de novo,
Because that's a course that's rerun.
--- Norm Brust
Is new in grade schools of today.
Gone's reading and writing;
What seems more inviting
Is just how to roll in the hay.
--- Chris Papa
Who worked in the town as Librarian.
My plans she did hex,
"Marriage before sex!"
She lived her life ABECEDARIAN.
--- Bob Dvorak
Is that any parliamentarian
Can be trusted to steal
From the commonweal,
To buy TV time to get there again.
--- J'Carlin
Elementary grammarian,
Tried to keep life simple
By donning a wimple.
Now the nun's one fun contrarian.
--- Daniel Ford
Laid out by a cartogaphic disciplinarian.
But Avenue Q
Is nowhere in view,
Except on Broadway, in a show vulgarian.
--- Norm Brust
If Scrabble's a game you adore.
But word games are pale
And at some you could fail!
But take limericks? Never a bore!
--- Barb
That with simple wisdom is fraught:
Politicians trust
For as long or just
Until thieving bastards are caught.
--- Chris Papa
Will make sure that A & F adds
Some bucks to its till,
'Cause they know what still
Raises the interests of Dads.
--- Chris Papa
"As partners, we were the best playants.
I've been good till now,
But being as how,
I can't keep my life in ABEYANCE."
--- Chris Papa
Attends to detail in the serail,
Or harem it's called
By eunuchs unbald,
Who sport is curtailed by big tail.
--- Daniel Ford
She lacked youth of her ABIGAIL.
And thought it not right
That hubby, at night,
Sought her out for his 'piece of tail.'
--- Chris Papa
But today's decision's made me glad.
From now on, sins I'll ABJURE,
Become innocent and pure.
(If you believe this, you are mad.)
--- Kitten
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