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Hermit Dave never held a CONCLAVE, The meetings Dave holds, CONCLAVITY, Poor Seamus met end quite CONDIGN, He said, with a smug look CONDIGN, She replied, "I don't care where you go, The Afghani CONDOTTIERI There once was a group of CONDOTTIERI Story telling, CONFABULAATION, I once knew a doctor CONFRERE There are several things that I share At dog shows who would ever guess They're beasts that are quite large or small. Things coinciding are CONGRUENT, Samson, Slick Willy, CONGRUENT, Identical forms CONGRUENT Said Queen Bee to drone from the hive, Right after they leaarn how to dirve, The CONSPECTUS writers are blessed; Is not man a wonderful thing? CONTANGO sounds like interest paid, She said that she'd like to be paid, Credit cards are one big CONTANGO. The outline of figure, CONTOUR, When I think of a word like CONTOUR, Mousieur, who had on a peel slipped, A wee lad led life CONTUMACIOUS. My mother thought me CONTUMACIOUS; Strong drink in excess, displays us Rebellious teens CONTUMACIOUS Obstinate or CONTUMACIOUS, Emotional teens CONTUMACIOUS Considering youth's evenescence CONTUMELIOUS, done with a sneer, CONTUMELY is more than derision, CONURBATION, (let us give thanks) Aggregated towns, CONURBATION, New Jersey's a sad CONURBATION. CONURBATION is good I suppose, When nuns do gather CONVENTICLE, A knowledgeable one's CONVERSANT A Ph.D. title you'll fling, Scholarly PhD's you should note, Feasting company CONVIVIAL CONVIVIAL dining's a hoot; I've just been to a college CONVOCATION. The lover, in ways to behave'll Looking to make an amatory connection, With regard to its origination, The world's just fine when COPACETIC, When it comes to COPACETIC, I've chestnut trees gracefull and tall, "Oh woodsman, please spare that tree!" A copse is surrounded by trees; If thickets of tree growth are copses, So! A triflin' man's a coquet? COQUETRY is strictly for frails. I really like this naughty word; Von Braun, the father of rocketry, Some men practice COQUETRY, too. "By her COQUETRY," wrote Marcel Proust, Flirtatious behavior, COQUETRY, Although our dear readers may howl, The shoemaker is a CORDWAINER, A starving CORDWAINER named Mikey A mad monk used to make merry, You're thinking of Willy again,
Is almost alone in his cave,
Except for still lady
Who aids his plot shady,
Avoiding the depths of a grave.
--- Chris Papa
With ladies skipping grave's gravity,
Aren't so mutual
As is usual,
When darling Dave does depravity.
--- Daniel Ford
But his demise to fruit don't assign.
For grain that was mashed
Was what got him smashed,
Along with wheels of lorry align.
--- Larry McGrath
That smacked of a leer, quite vulpine,
"You've had some nice drinks,
And it's time, methinks.
Now will it be your place or mine?"
--- Chris Papa
As long as your feet are not slow.
It shall not be to mine --
I would find it CONDIGN
If you went to the hot place below!"
--- Eva Amata
Behave in a manner contrary;
Your friends for a day,
Then foes right away
For emolument monetary.
--- Chris Papa
Whose appearance was extraordinary.
Their armour was pink
And oft lined with mink,
'Cause their leader was a flaming fairy.
--- Norm Brust
Fills in details with fabrication;
It's an artful dodge,
Unless at lake lodge,
With spirit of Scottish libation.
--- Daniel Ford
Psychiatrist with insights rare.
His patients he'd cure
From all thoughts impure,
Though he diddled his kid's young au pair.
--- Chris Papa
With Chris, my poetic CONFRERE.
We both aim for smut
And like to kick butt,
Since as in love, in limericks all's fair.
--- Norm Brust
Size and shape in CONGENERIC mess,
Which varies in form.
That what is canine norm,
Astonishes me, I confess.
--- Chris Papa
Some hardly may have hair at all.
While others lack snout
Or have spots about,
But all quickly heed the chow call.
--- Chris Papa
Together flowing as confluent.
But split loving pair
May soon find that they're
Not still swimming with the affluent.
--- Daniel Ford
Brought down for wild sex life pursuant.
While first, it is said,
Lost hair in hot bed,
The other got head from sex truant.
--- Chris Papa
And experience confluent
Make poetic life
With patable wife,
If one is temptress eschewant.
--- Daniel Ford
About act in which they'd CONNIVE,
"You'll get some sex rare,
Way up in the air,
Climaxing in your deadly dive."
--- Chris Papa
Teenagers are known to CONNIVE
To borrow your wheels.
With constant appeals,
They pelt you with deceptive jive!
--- Observer
Of long themes they extract the zest,
And if they are good,
It is understood,
May even make Readers Digest.
--- Chris Papa
A marvel of which angels sing.
This worshipped CONSPECTUS
Of Homo erectus
Is the equivalent of bada-boom, bada-bing.
--- Norm Brust
To this economist of top grade.
Covering inflation
And sellers elation
That's almost as high as being laid.
--- Larry
As lame excuse I quickly made.
A CONTANGO deal
Meant she'd get pay real;
Three for the usual two buck trade.
--- Chris Papa
If you want to go, with plastic, you can go
On a tropical vacation
To a Caribbean nation,
Where you'll feast on papaya and mango.
--- Norm Brust
Brought me some thoughts quite impure.
But that is man's fate:
To see a figure-eight
As outlines of a woman's figure.
--- Daniel Ford
It brings charms of the females' allure.
To males, hormone led,
Such thoughts in his head,
Are more than he can often endure.
--- Chris Papa
When on his feet once again quipped,
"Quel CONTRETEMPS,
To have stepped upon
Fruit que mon dierriere flipped."
--- Frank
Behaved in ways other than gracious.
When adult life came,
Continued his game,
Writing bold limericks salacious.
--- Chris Papa
Her view, however, was fallacious.
Not me, a devil,
Or much less, a rebel.
I was merely being audacious.
--- Norm Brust
In ways that may not be too gracious,
And loses us friends
Because it just ends
Up loud and so contumacious.
--- J'Carlin
Are problems in homes less spacious,
Where the strain on nerves
Continually serves
To make the parents less gracious.
--- Daniel Ford
Rebellious teen is not gracious,
And heaps contumely
Till we are fumely,
And wishing for climes more spacious.
--- Daniel Ford
Oft have an appetite rapacious.
But must spend time quelling
Some nether part swelling,
Inappropriately tumacious.
--- Daniel Ford
Without guaranteed renascence
With nether part score
While you still can, before
Tumescence give way to senescence.
--- Fran
CONTUMACIOUS, pest, out of here!,
Their Gemini presence,
Unlike tumenescence,
Another "Gezundheit!", I fear.
--- Daniel Ford
This is file hml
And results from conscious decision,
To do someone wrong,
By passing along
Harsh words of a bitter division.
--- Chris Papa
Has been no problem in Fairbanks.
The cold, with its clout,
Weeds cheechakos out,
And keeps hardier souls in its ranks!
--- Barb
Makes trouble in my observation;
Ineffectual,
Intellectual,
Architectural massed urbation.
--- Daniel Ford
A spill of suburban stagnation
Near New York City
And Philly, the pity;
Now Garden State is concrete station.
--- Chris Papa
Except when each large city grows,
In time gets mature.
There's one thing for sure,
And that is, much larger ghettos.
--- Chris Papa
In worship habits identical,
They are humble folks
Who like telling jokes
And stories that do convent tickle.
--- Daniel Ford
With subjects others find aversant, h
Degrees into ring,
He may find respondents recursant.
--- Daniel Ford
By being CONVERSANT on thing
Which nobody knows.
So all knowledge grows
By increments that you might bring.
--- Chris Papa
Often a renaissance flair they tote.
CONVERSANT in Greek,
The language they speak,
With thoughts that are weird and remote.
--- Gene
Must not be considered trivial;
For long duration,
Joy of libation
Produces effects oblivial.
--- Daniel Ford
With friends you can get on a toot,
But it's diet botching,
When you are weight watching
And are diabetic to boot.
--- Chris Papa
You can't believe the endless bloviation.
The students were bored.
Some even snored.
It's academic self-flagellation.
--- Norm Brust
Surely the better parts save'll,
And firstly make sure
He takes a COOK'S TOUR,
Around rim of lady's sweet navel.
--- Chris Papa
I sought a travel agent's direction.
She found a COOK'S TOUR
Of every whore,
In Amsterdam's red-light section.
--- Norm brust
COPACETIC is happy sensation,
Experience by
Good sex on the fly,
Esthetic of fine copulation.
--- Chris Papa
No longer feeling so frenetic.
The pressure's all off;
The green grass is soft;
Relaxing the only esthetic.
--- Daniel Ford
The etymologists are pathetic.
A Harlem Jew
Taught the Black Hebrew?
Sure! Then he trained them to be athletic.
--- Norm Brust
About COPPICE, spiky fruits fall.
My hands take a beating,
Alas, there's no eating,
Since nuts are so withered and small.
--- Chris Papa
Is the tree-huggers' constant plea.
But the woodsman just chops,
Since he owns the copse,
And sells firewood to you and to me.
--- Chris Papa
Not the plural of 'cop', if you please.
Once you add the 'e',
It's easy to see
It's no help with bold burglaries.
--- Chris Papa
I think I'll pull out all the stopses
And postulate here
That when it's cut clear,
The lumberjack wood have fine cropses.
--- Gary Hallock
Here's one thing on which you can bet.
We won't be taken in
By his flirtatious whim.
Gals are smarter than that, you can bet!
--- Barb
Lechery is the term used for males.
Though different in flavor,
Both terms define behavior
Which succeeds less often that if fails.
--- Norm Brust
It has charm...when French accent's heard.
Although it is true
That a female who
Can master this act, is a bird?
--- Maggie
Was an absolute sucker for COQUETRY;
"Zey rise rahzer higher
Vhen fuelled by desire,
Vich vould have helped plenty at Lockerbie."
--- Eva Amata
And coquet's a male, through and through.
It does not seem "coquette",
Would then same name get,
Since from barnyard cock title grew.
--- Chris Papa
"She was giving his rooster a boost."
But the bird that was crowing
And strutting and glowing
Was sure not the coq on the roost.
--- Eva Amata
Is emotional, not rocketry.
Designed to produce
Risings to seduce,
With rude expressions of poetry.
--- Daniel Ford
To learn COQUETRY, (tongue in jowl),
Describes, with much tact,
A warm lady's act,
Or raising part named after fowl. (cock)
--- Chris Papa
So busy he's also abstainer.
Devotion to leather's
Determining whether
The mate he finds is weird or saner.
--- Daniel Ford
Made running shoes he called "Spikey."
Their sales were low down,
Till he moved to town
And christened the new sneaks as "Nike".
--- Chris Papa
With sex in a dark cemetary;
His lovers all willing,
It's called "necrophilling",
Quite cheap, the grave COROLLARY.
--- Chris Papa
The ora's not goal of most men,
Who seek gentle sheath,
Devoid of sharp teeth,
And saliva's juice, in soft "den".
--- Anon
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