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To see you remember this time, Whenever I wear winklepickers, The work I am doing these days I fear there's a glaze in my eyes My fingers are itching to slide The new women's styles are first-class, You know that I frequently wear So will you, my love, lend me more I'll start here with drawer number one. Dear Petal, I don't need a clue But what have we here in drawer three? May I see what's in drawer number four? I see that we'll soon be arriving Now drawer number five has the lot! Remember, I searched through your un- I'd got to drawer five, I feel sure, Well, I spent several hours I confess, I'm sorry, I feel so ashamed; A pretty young girl called Jean His hankering for girls was unquenchable, I once knew a Chappie called Randy; There was a shy girl made of plastic A battle-scarred knight named Sir Wade Hey No and a Hey Nonny No; Hey girls, is it true? You admit, It sounds like you're conducting polls I suppose you researched M & S, Though partial to thongs and to G's The M & S shop nearest me There's bloomers in cotton (I know, Apart from the bloomers so fair, Now G-strings and thongs I suppose That's exactly just why I don't wear 'em; That is true, but a pussy bare A pussy with soft silky hair I wear those big cotton bloomers; But that's what I mean when I say Je m'appelle Chantal Desormeaux, Here's where I must now confess Those panties of yours are divine The Vassar girls cooked up a girdle A willing young chick named Cervantes A flying First Lady Named Nancy (Nancy wife of Ronald Reagan)
By nineteen and forty, plus deuce, Coed's panties a young college male He keeps stealing my pantyhose. There was a young fellow named Deke My eyes are so deep you will drown, Those knickers so lacy and red Rose's are red. Violet's, blue. A young student nurse named McFlickers, I'm old and I'm lonely, but if My stars, it's now half-past two; Now I know how to make some fast dough. Well, this should throw you for a loop; 'Bout panties? Most people would share 'em. Thanks for your panties, my dear. Those patches I sniff up my nose, How many do you want in the set? Said the president, hiding a frown, You guessed it, I've had an attack; A certain young lady named Lily There once was a young man named Paul A slobish transvestite named Brants Would you meet me today about one? There once was a chickie from Spain,
I'll give you reminders sublime:
Some nice cheesecloth panties
And whisper-thin scanties,
Then I'll tip you more than a dime.
--- Anon
The footsteps behind are the vicars.
It's the backs of my shoes
He likes to peruse,
Or perhaps it's the cut of my knickers.
--- Bill Wall
Here at home isn't finished; no ways.
For I frequently lose
Concentration and muse
On the pleasures of panty forays.
--- Anon
As I conjour up visions of thighs.
There in front of my face
Those sweet panties of lace,
Barely cover the ultimate prize.
--- Anon
'Neath the fabric or pull it aside;
Press my face to her ... groan,
It's the boss on the phone!
"Have you finished yet?" "Nearly", I lied.
--- Anon
For revealing the shapely young lass.
But though better to view her,
It's tougher to screw her,
With her stockings up over her ass.
--- G0549A
Your adorable panties. The pair
That I have on today,
Well, they're starting to fray
And I don't have a pair that are spare.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Of your panties; the red I adore.
To ensure a good fit
Will you kindly permit
Me to search through your underwear drawer?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Ooh, I say, these are silky and fun;
But although they look fetch-
ing I need them to stretch
To prevent them from coming undone.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To the contents of drawer number two.
It's apparent to me
That they're edible, E;
Put them on and I'll give them a chew.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Oh, how wispy and tiny and see-
through. Oh, please wear them now;
They're delightful; but how
Do you think they would suit me, dear E?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Wow, they're kinky black panties for sure,
With their PVC shine
And their crotchless design;
But I've not seen you wear them before.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At drawer number five. I am striving
To stay in control
Of my stiffening pole.
(The excitement I'm barely surviving.)
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Oh my god, these are hotter than hot!
And they're red and they fit
And I have to admit
That I'm ready to shoot on the spot.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
derwear drawers, but before I was done,
Something very important
Came up and it shortened
My not inconsiderable fun.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But I noticed last night you have more.
When you went back to sleep
I crept out for a peep
In that drawer numbered seventy-four.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
With those panties just gently caress-
ing and sniffing 'em, dear,
While I fondled my spear;
Now that drawer's in a helluva mess!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But the feel of those panties inflamed
Me and gave me a bone.
Oh, don't leave me alone
For my hollyhock needs to be tamed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Jumped high on a nice trampoline.
The boys laughed in roars,
At the sight of her drawers,
The first bloomers they'd ever seen.
--- Anon
Though his old pollywog was insensible.
So Angus McGloam
Just lolled around home,
Lustfully fondling some fluffy unmentionable.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He kept womens' underclothes handy.
They were not for his guests;
Frequently he jests.
In a bikini he likes drinking brandy.
--- Arthur Pattaffy
Whose figure was really fantastic.
But one sunny day
She melted away
Still clutching her knicker's elastic.
--- Funfax Limericks P9705
Great courage and strength had displayed.
He collected his forces,
Some on foot, some on horses,
And embarked on a panty crusade.
--- Al Chaplin 3024 P9812
Packing bags, once again here I go.
Surreptitiously hidin'
These panties to slide in,
At bedtime while dreaming of Flo.
--- Anon
If you wriggle around as you sit,
That the smaller your pants
Then the greater the chance
Of them getting caught up in your slit?
--- Peter Wilkins
On how us girls cover our holes.
If you ask our lovers
About manhole covers,
Then "scanty" or "sexy" are goals.
--- Joie de Vivre
Where the sizes and shapes can distress;
There's such an array
Of pants made today;
In the interests of science, I'll confess.
--- Joie de Vivre
(Whose style and scantiness please.)
Lycra high legs are best
In the comfort test;
No tweaking or tugging, you see!
--- Joie de Vivre
Has positioned the girls' lingerie
Near the shirts and the suits
And the gentlemen's boots,
So I've studied the merchandise, see.
--- Peter Wilkins
They're not very sexy, but so
Very practical, yes?
And you have to confess
That they cover much more than they show.
--- Peter Wilkins
I agree with you, M & S wear
Isn't all that it's made
Out to be; I'm afraid
That their underwear's lacking in flair.
--- Peter Wilkins
Are okay but they over-expose.
I prefer on a wench
Something silky and French,
To send shivers right down to my toes.
--- Peter Wilkins
I just go around with my bare bum.
Underneath my clothes,
I'm naked, you know;
It's so much more easy to share some.
--- Karen
This is file wim
Gets quite cold when you sit on a chair,
That is made of metal;
Stings like a nettle,
So I covered mine with silky hair.
--- Petunia
I agree is much better than bare;
Fore it makes me go weak
When those curlycues peek
'Round the legs of those panties you wear.
--- Peter Wilkins
They're loose for prevention of tumors.
The people who claim
That cotton is tame --
They're just running 'round spreading rumors.
--- Marty
That huge bloomers are practical, eh?
For those knee-tremblers thrilling
And oh-so-fulfilling
At any old time of the day.
--- Peter Wilkins
I have all my bosoms on show.
Ma petite undairwair,
Leaves my soft derriere
Quite free for les touches, yes, no?
--- Chantal
To wearing huge bloomers, oh yes.
Up my ass they don't ride
And you move them aside
After lifting my skirt or my dress.
--- Arden
At enchanting your derriere fine;
And that small patch of wet
At the front of them, Pet,
Sends a shiver the length of my spine.
--- Peter Wilkins
Of plastic as tough as a turtle.
Between these and locked knees,
And their B.A. degrees,
It's a wonder the bitches get fertile!
--- G1664
Cried, "Sure, you can feel in the panties!
I'd of course draw the line
If the panties were mine,
But these aren't my panties... they're Aunty's!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 263
Changed clothes when it tickled her fancy.
"They're especially nice
When I keep them on ice,"
She said, as she thawed out her pantsy.
--- Jerry Thomas P8303
Girls' bloomers were not still in use;
Your years must be old,
But with memories of gold;
Well flashed by fresh, tender young cooze!
--- Anon
In the fifties considered a grail.
The guys came in swarms
To the young women's dorms
And stole pants where they couldn't get tail.
--- A N Wilkins P8802
Why does he want mine, you suppose?
He's been robbing banks
And says he give thanks
Because mine don't flatten his nose.
--- Marlene Lewis
Who said, "There is one job I seek.
That's to work in the plants
That produce ladies pants.
I could pull down two hundred a week."
--- Bob Giandomenico P8802a
They're a wonderful deep shade of brown.
But it's such a lark,
And usually dark,
When I'm with you with panties pulled down.
--- Jayne
Have found themselves over my head.
With my stick and aplomb,
She applies hot lip balm,
While she panty-wipes up my cheese spread.
--- Randog
White are the panties covering Sue.
So when the winds blow
And up the skirts go,
Men passing by will quickly salu---.
--- Irving Superior P9803
Was watching the rugby at Twickers.
When her team got a try,
She would jump very high,
And the crowd could see all of her knickers.
--- Arthur Deex P9609
All you girls sent your panties, I'd sniff.
'Cause your hot little snatches
Cause little damp patches,
Which makes my old pecker get stiff.
--- Peter Wilkins
I misread the header, no clue.
Thought it said "Damn Patches"
So I got out my matches.
Thought Pete wanted a smoke, not twat goo.
--- Cheryl
I just won't wash my panties no mo'.
For fifteen ninety-nine,
It's a taste so divine,
Guaranteed to make certain things grow.
--- Cheryl
My wife's drawers are LOADED with goop.
There's a horrible blotch
That rots out the crotch;
You could boil the things and make soup.
--- MrMalo
They'd happily send you a pair of 'em.
You could sniff them, all right,
From morning till night --
The problem: they simply don't wear 'em.
--- Kaylin Brandon
They haven't been washed in a year.
They're rather disgusting
But help with my lusting,
By cranking my dick up a gear.
--- Peter Wilkins
Send shivers from head to my toes.
The general effect
Makes my pecker erect,
So please send more panties like those.
--- Peter Wilkins
A lovely selection you'll get.
There's nylons and cottons,
And crotchless bare bottoms,
And you'll keep them so very wet!
--- Arden
"In a sea of inflation we'll drown,
But I see a bright light;
Some relief is in sight.
I hear panties are still coming down."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2966a
My panties are wedged up my crack.
I can't fart or fuck,
'Til I get unstuck.
I might use this old hammer Jack.
--- Carol
Likes knickers -- light, pink, and frilly.
In winter she wears
Maybe three or four pairs,
To keep her from feeling too chilly.
--- Limerick John
Who went shopping one day at the mall.
But this was Pretoria;
(No Secrets Victoria)
He ended up with knickers too small.
--- Robert A Seely
Wore lace panties imported from France.
He said, "What can I say?
This is the only way
That I can get into her pants."
--- William N Nesbit P9805a
And we'll lie in the afternoon sun.
We'll caress all those parts
That are dear to our hearts.
Would you come with your panties undone?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who tried on her panties in vain.
The legs fit just right,
Just ever so tight.
She wore them, forgetting the pain.
--- Anon
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