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Our communist President Bill, They continue to dish out the swill; "America, the budget I'll axe. It is time to end Slick Willy's reign; Publicity hound never hesitant, Willy, today you're so slick Would it give you a sense of elation This is sure such a criminal bunch; The trial was brought on by Ken Starr. Clinton/Gore voters aren't unaware A shout will be heard 'cross the land, In the last presidential election, On Vietnam we can nearly agree Bill Clinton is back in control, Mid-term elections leave some doubt. The people are heeding the call Should Slick Willy throw in the towel? Letting Bill off the hook makes me sad I'm Clinton, the Chief of State; Clinton says, with his sly baby grin, His party thought Bill so dynamic; Amendments aren't one of his jobs; To some, Bill's a marvelous chap. "Clinton cares about you" because he Harlem is Bill's PIED-A-TERRE, The election is over at last. When a politician struts like he's God, While courting a new piece of tail, (Hale-Bopp comet)
Miss Streisand to Clinton was sent; Streisand, just fresh from a booking, There was a young fellow named Clinton Rodham threw many objects that night; She wanted so bad to consort, Bill's position he's made very clear; There protecting young Chelsea from knowing, Young Chelsea's reported to wail, Hussein will now fear insurrection. Though he thought he was in it for fun, A man who would not be attacked, At the visit he had with the Pope, Slick Willy was anxious to mate her, In the White House, there's some tattletale, On Prop 187 he'll speak; "If it's true" Patty Ireland rants, All hail to the chief, our Slick Willy. Rodham thinks that adoption is best; A young diner, Bill thought he could dupe; An American Pres called Billy, Bill Clinton makes some women flip. The path Clinton chose for his life An idea I'd like to advance For convictions and justice we pray Our President Clinton, Slick Willie, We have seen he is not worth his salt, Pollsters point to a huge gender gap, If Hussein is attacking today, Bill Clinton's unbreakable habit Why Clinton should be under threat, When Bill attends church we are sick; Celebrate celibate journey, Bill met Maxine Waters with police; Said a proper young lady named Minton, The girls to whom Bill takes a shine 'Tis the purpose of special commissions Ignoring his stern marriage vows, Just give 'em six inches; they will
Seeks socialist rule to instill.
But lewd allegations
Of his carnal relations,
Does occupy all his time, still.
--- Michael W Johnson
They're taking our country downhill.
'Cause they make us sicker,
A great bumper sticker:
"I don't brake for Rodham and Bill."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Only evil rich folks will I tax."
Honky-tonk us no more!
Your tune's spent, it's a bore!
Slick Willy, blow it out your sax!
--- Jim
If we don't, we are truly insane.
If he really does care,
He'll get out of our hair
And relieve us of most of our pain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Our current Penn Avenue resident,
Perpetually posing,
Our bulbous, red-nosing
Slick Willy, the Photo Op President.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That you make Tricky Dicky look sick.
So no matter your crime,
You'll never do time.
Destroy Rule Of law! There's the trick.
--- John Miller
To watch Bill perform hard flagellation?
Or a really great measure
Of absolute pleasure,
If instead, it was self-immolation?
--- Island Singer
How to change things, we may have a hunch.
Of the chef we request,
Sir do what is best;
At the White House, E-coli for lunch.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The vote was close, but no cigar.
His office is tarry;
The president's sorry;
Mr Clinton, you certain are.
--- Tom Simon
That a stench emanates from this pair.
When election polls close,
They'll let go of their nose,
But they'll find out the stink is still there.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When Clinton is finally canned.
For all of our sakes,
He must pack up and take
His wife and their whole rag-tag band.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
When Americans made their selection,
What wasn't known then
That the choice of the men
Was between a Vet and an Erection.
--- Frank Petersohn
(Hanging generals seems better to me!)
I know two evil Bills
And it still gives me chills,
That both of them walk around free.
--- Anon
By winning the vote over Dole.
The Left, they are glad;
The Right, they are sad
That poor Bob wound up in the hole.
--- Gifford Wherry
Since there was no Democratic rout,
Have the voters gone crazy,
Or simply too lazy.
Clinton's in and Newt Gingrich is out?
--- Frank Petersohn
Of a man with no morals at all.
Don't rock the boat!
Don't get out and vote!
And help re-elect Clinton this fall.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Will we ever hear Hillary cry "Foul!"?
We'll tune in tomorrow
To this tale of sorrow,
But in 2000 let's elect Colin Powell.
--- Sumerman
For the next one will be just as bad.
As we stay in the groove,
That just goes to prove,
Us Americans love to be had!
--- John Miller
I cheat on my country and mate.
Should anyone choose
My ass to accuse,
It's THEM all the voters will hate!
--- John Miller
"A majority's needed to win.
So I won't fret this Fall.
If I can't fool them all;
If I fool more than half, I'll get in!"
--- Charlotte
The slaughter put them in a panic.
Many Demo's in town
Had careers just shut down.
Bill's nickname is now the Titanic.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Such proposals are up to the slobs
Up there on the hill,
Reflecting the will
Of the States or constituent mobs.
--- John Miller
They blindly fall into his trap.
When all things shout, "Beware!!"
They simply don't care.
Their brains must be down for a nap.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Needs your vote and knows you hold the key.
If your vote he does sway,
Be assured, you will pay,
When he goes on a power-drunk spree.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
White House is Bush's stolen share.
His wife is there too,
In the bedroom blue;
The Supreme Court elected them there.
--- Larry
By now all the votes have been cast.
It's the end of "Act Two",
But the play isn't through.
Clinton's third act will be unsurpassed!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That's a clue that his mission is flawed.
And if he has a sly smirk,
He's a bonafide jerk!
Vote him out! Put an end to his fraud!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Talk of weather is turning Bill pale.
"I'm not scared of lightning,
And monsoons aren't frightening,
But I'm really afraid of that Hale!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
On her knees she performed on the "Gent."
Bill swung 'round too quick;
Caught her nose with his dick,
And ever since then it's been bent!
--- oOOo
Remarked, "It's like Hillary's cooking!"
Bill, looking askance
At the bulge in his pants,
Just asked, "Is there anyone looking?"
--- John Miller
Who kept all his pearly whites glintin',
Bedazzling the misses,
Receiving the kisses
He gave them while they were still squintin'.
--- Cyber Geezer
They engaged in a outrageous fight.
She postpones the attack,
When Bill swears he'll cut back.
Their agreement is called "Bimbo Light".
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Knowing Willy liked sexual sport.
She is sure to applaud
With Ms. Rodham abroad.
That's today's Clinton bimbo report.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
This is file vwm
He loves watching a hard-as-steel rear.
On his desk is a sign
Truman-esque by design;
It says simply "The Bimbo Stops Here!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But knowledge of Daddy is growing.
His problems are double,
Yes, Willy's in trouble.
She's joined in her mommy's lamp throwing.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"How come my dad gets all that tail?
My security man
Is with me in the can.
But my offers to screw him all fail."
--- Cole
Clinton now worries about the election.
Saddam saw family leave;
Here's a thought to perceive:
They're concerned about Chelsea defection.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Soon the scandal he couldn't outrun.
There is wide-spread belief
Our Commanader-In-Chief
Got "debriefed"; now the secret's undone.
--- Knight45a
To critics would firmly react.
In his trousers, he erred,
And the subject was bared,
But he strongly defended his act.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2428
A young lady, Bill thought he could grope.
The Pontiff could tell
He was destined for Hell;
Not a Cardinal gave Willy a hope.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
But having some fun, he'd first bait her.
So he picked up a spud,
And then stuck in his pud,
Proclaiming that he's our dick tater.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who is selling some lies by retail.
As I entered the room,
I did smell perfume,
But I left, and I didn't inhale!
--- Al Willis T9710
Plug up the borders and stop the leak.
But the thought on Bill's mind
Was to later unwind;
Proposition he'd make to Monique.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"I'll be taking a much different stance.
If he grabbed Paula's rump,
I'll demand of the chump,
Drop your office like you dropped your pants."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Albeit his thoughts are quite silly.
For his future bound bridge
Crosses Whitewater Ridge,
And he still has an eye for a filly.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Says her dear husband's needing his rest.
But the truth should be known,
He was not there alone
When he took the fertility test.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
So upon her he quickly did swoop.
She was not in the mood;
His pants got in her food;
She screamed, "Waiter, a fly's in my soup!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had some problems controlling his willy.
"Oh Doctor!" he said,
"I know I am wed!
But pray tell, are your red panties frilly?"
--- Jayne
His charm makes their hearts race and skip.
This strange lunacy
Is a mystery to me.
My advice: "Get a life! Get a grip!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Has produced a rich harvest of strife.
Bill is feeling harassed
By gals from his past,
And last, but not least, his own wife.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Concerns Bill's political dance.
When asked why they'll vote
For a randy old goat,
Women say, "Just give him a chance."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And the time's getting closer each day.
We may get rid of Bill
But there's one bitter pill,
Albert Gore's just a zipper away.
--- Doug From Upland P9706
Is nuts about babes, genus filly.
Accused, he denies it;
Step forward, who buys it;
As disclaimers go, that's a dilly!
--- Armand E Singer 471
And they're all trying to pass off the fault.
"Though from Hilly I hid,
The worst thing I did
Was have sex in the Madison vault."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Female votes falling into Bill's lap.
Are they deaf, dumb and blind?
Have they all lost their minds?
Don't they know they've stepped into a trap?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Miss Muffet, Bill calls right away.
Had his way with her twice,
And then takes her advice;
Now his options with Kurds he will weigh.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is pretending that he's a rabbit.
He makes like a bunny
If it's dark or sunny --
If there's a chance for sex, he'll grab it.
--- Anon
Is a mystery deep in the net.
It was Melanie
Whom the felony
Was committed with, thats the bet.
--- Anon
To be moral he cares not a lick.
While pretending to pray,
He is wishing someday,
In the pew he could nail that chick.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Avoid the nightmare returnee,
And as should have Willy,
Avoid ditzy dilly,
Without the need of an attorney.
--- Daniel Ford
She hit him with her big valise.
'Cause he made a pass
At her big flabby ass;
We get it: No justice, no piece.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"I won't do those vile things you are hintin'.
You should know it is so
That my "no" means just "no",
As defined by our leader Bill Clinton."
--- Anon
Are exposed to much more than his line.
But whether clothed or quite bare,
He's always full of hot air
And he never sends out Valentines.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To investigate errors and omissions,
But the spokeperson said
That the President's bed
Is reserved for nocturnal emissions.
--- Bob Birch P9803
Slick Willy was wont to carouse.
On pizza he'd glut,
While grabbing girl's butt,
And things the term "non-sex" allows.
--- Chris Papa
Take it the way over the hill.
They're trouble you know;
They don't like to let go.
Hey, just ask old President Bill.
--- Anon
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