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There once was a girl from Peru, I wonder, has Ken Starr the pull? The government's legal buttinsky, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham On politics I've no agenda... Once again Clinton's out on a ledge For decades a lawyer named Starr Seven years of investigation, Ken Starr in pursusit ASSIDUOUS, Ken Starr is conducting a probe Kenneth Starr has been serving subpoenas Clinton better think up something fast. The probe of White Water won't stop. I really am tired of Ken Starr, And Mr Starr, listen to this, For God's sake I plead with Ken Starr, These verses mysteriously appeared When Ken Starr bids the Clintons farewell, That investigation of Starr's a big mess; Does Ken think he's Elliot Ness, His performance does hardly impress, This whole effort could use some largess, For the investigation to progress, So it's onward prosecutors will press; But the whole thing has begun to regress; Reminiscent of a game of chess, But alas, even Starr must confess, Pontius Pilate came under attack; That comparison is not fair nor fitting; Slick Willie is far less to blame From that kind of thinking it's clear To you this may come as a shock Too much of a good thing can do Ken Starr still has been found He does look for jizz in strange places -- My vocabulary is getting spacious; Unbuckling her knee pads, Miss Monica Mention Lewinsky, who goes deep, Billy Beer and Bill's semen are drinks, Of the reasons for gifts, we're advised: We thought "didn't inhale" as quite hollow Descriptive moniker, COGNOMEN, Clinton, to his story, he's stickin'. Clinton's well-liked and quite hip, Oh please; not that Monica who Miss Lewinsky received full immunity; If Shakespeare were writing today, Monica will ever live in fame, Said Bill, "I've committed no crime. Thank you, I should have been nicer, Clinton has loudly asserted EROTOMANIA, 'tis often said, There once was a gal named Lewinsky We once had a Prez called Slick Willie; For an intern she's a hell of a girl. If they make Miss Lewinsky confess The deep-throated gal from L.A. Christmas is here now, Monica. "Enough!" said the lawyer of Lewinsky, They quietly showed Monica the door, Bill said that he wouldn't be squirtin', There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Clinton's lawyers -- R. Bennet & Co. Future kids will read only what's written Mr Clinton, at least, to this date, When asked about details salacious, My name is Ms Lewinsky.
Who would never let anyone screw.
She hated to fuck,
But was eager to suck.
Ken Starr wants to subpoena her too.
--- MrMalo P
Can he do it and that is no bull.
If he thinks she'll swallow,
A subpoena will follow;
From what she says, she ought to be full.
--- MrMalo
Obsessed with a girl named Lewinsky,
Convinced her to squeal
By making her feel
As guilty as Teddy Kaczynski.
--- Cyber Geezer
From Whitewater sank to the bottom;
They were slowly done in
For unethical sin;
'Twas Starr that finally got 'em.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
If Bill screws Annette and then Brenda.
Good luck to Ken Starr,
Our ethical czar,
In sniffing out straying pudenda.
--- Ogni Gioia
As Ken Starr's team continues to dredge
Up witnesses and facts
About unlawful acts.
The "First Fanny" hangs over the edge.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Kept probing for muck wide and far.
He piled up the dirt
Bought with dollars and hurt,
Yet couldn't fill up a fruit jar.
--- Cyber Geezer
Deposition and deputation,
But all that they've got
Is that he's hot-to-trot!
No shit! So's three-fourths of the nation!
--- Jim Weaver Collection a
Using tactics legal and insiduous,
Attempted to prove
And thence to remove
Bill, who he thought was invidious.
--- J'Carlin
Of interns all over the globe.
Democrats say, "Will you see
If you can find two or three
Whom Bill did not seek to disrobe?"
--- Everett Parker TP9804
To some gals who've encountered Bill's penis.
They've revealed recollections
Of the Clinton erections,
And the warnings to "keep it between us."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Starr is digging up girls from his past.
If the rumors are true,
There will be quite a few.
All together they'll make quite a cast!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Starr's team will not let the thing drop.
They plan to persist
And will follow each twist
As the path wends its way to the top.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That idiot's gone way too far,
To imply and suggest
That some fine oral sex
Is just for teens in a car!
--- Wildman P9803
To skip it would make me remiss.
You should start in the shower,
To recover your power.
And scrub away all of your piss.
--- Anon
To stop this disgrace of the Bar.
Or the judgement will be
For all history
That you were the real White Water!
--- Anon
Just like Hill's bills disappeared
I'm passing them on
As the work of ANON,
With the hope that they make you feel cheered.
--- Anon
It will not put an end to their Hell.
Starr has gathered a crew
To see White Water through,
And they all have a good sense of smell.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who's winning is hard to assess.
The team we implore,
Can't quite even the score,
And few know as much as the press.
--- Squeaky TP9806
With the authority that he could express?
Do you think when Starr vents,
He can scare the defense?
Hell, he acts like he's wearing a dress.
--- Squeaky TP9806
Those who think that the girl did undress.
Did Bill try to deceive her?
Few seem to believe her.
But why would she say it? No less.
--- Squeaky TP9806
Any info would help him, I guess.
From Bill's liking of girls,
To the lives he unfurls,
But, I doubt Starr does this much possess.
--- Squeaky TP9806
He should show some unselfishness.
Stop his verbal attacks,
And the leaking of facts,
'Cause he'll lose when defense smells duress.
--- Squeaky TP9806
These guys won't be happy with less,
Than to please the Grand Jury,
With their side of the story.
Any win for new careers to caress.
--- Squeaky TP9806
Starr should admit that he's lost it, unless,
The evidentiary phase,
Starts to garner him praise,
Overruling Clinton's move to suppress.
--- Squeaky TP9806
Pretty much, but it causes more stress.
How long can we bear?
To continue's not fair.
Calling off all the dogs, we would bless.
--- Squeaky TP9806
Sooner or later, he's got to address,
That his image ain't funny,
Wasting taxpayers money.
My vote to end it is...YES!
--- Squeaky TP9806
Kenneth Starr's on a parallel track.
Then the public outcry
Was a loud "Crucify!"
Now it's "Why not get off his back!"
--- John Miller 0295
Starr has backing for what he is getting,
By those rabids who care
Who fucks who, when, and where.
I wonder just who's benefitting.
--- S C Saint
Than Starr, who is seeking his fame.
The cost of the show,
At ten mill per blow,
Is clearly the crime we should flame.
--- H Welchel
You'd have felons with nothing to fear.
It costs lots of dough
To try them, you know.
(Starr's costing you less than a beer)
--- John Miller
But you've got to poke under the rock
In order to know
'Bout the vermin below...
(There's more crooked to Bill than his cock)
--- John Miller a
Such a terrible thing to you --
Too much titillation;
Premature ejaculation --
The evidence is there on your shoe!
--- Kaylin
This is file unm
Looking for evidence all around.
If you run for office,
He'll ask if you boff us;
Us girls must all go underground!
--- Peter Wilkins
On girls collars, and on their faces!
I don't know what he'd do
If he sees your shoe --
Clean it good! Don't leave any traces!
--- Peter Wilkins
I can say suborn and salacious.
I'm speaking Clinton-ese
(A form of legalese)
Because Bill found Monica bodacious!
--- Sumerman
Went to Jordan for counsel at Hanukkah.
He advised, "Get a grip
On that bitch Linda Tripp,
Before she gives Bubba boobonica!
--- Anon
And Kaczynski, the Unabomber creep,
In the same limerick rhyme,
Was today's Internet pastime.
Me, I just went to sleep.
--- David A Brooks Q
And it's all in the way that one thinks.
One comes in a can;
One comes from a man;
But both of them are made by dinks.
--- Spuddie
She is Jewish, Bill Clinton surmised.
So he purchased this Monica
Some nice things for Hanuka,
And of course, proved he was circumcised.
--- David Finley
But what chutzpah he's got now to follow.
His dissembling's overt
With, "I didn't insert" --
Another cock and Bill story, to swallow!
--- FCA P9803
Like that of Frosty for snowmen,
Or poet Pinsky,
Or even Lewinsky,
Theough the latter is not a good omen.
--- Daniel Ford
He says, "I'd rather take a lickin',
Than admit what I did."
But, this "comeback kid,
Like a watch, just keeps on tickin'.
--- David A Brooks Q
But he'd have from the Nation one tip.
When young interns get
Their parts soft and wet,
He must keep control of his zip!
--- Jayne
Is still chewing the president's goo.
I've no wish to get stuck
Into Clinton's old muck;
I'd prefer to fuck creatures that moo.
--- Anon
She can tell what she knows with impunity.
The deal that was struck
May bode ill for der schmuck,
And create party ire and disunity.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He'd throw his old quill-pen away.
He'd write limericks on-line,
Of dubious rhyme
'Bout Lewinsky's future dental decay.
--- Deep Goat
Since Willy accepted the blame
For going too far
With TUTELAGE star,
Who learned that love had different name.
--- Chris Papa
It's all my old pals doing time!
And if I confess
The Monica mess,
You're screwed; I'll just do it in mime!"
--- Anon
But this sex scandal's really a spicer.
I'm feeling quite torn
Over all of the scorn,
Deserved by both Bill and enticer.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That though with Lewinsky he flirted,
Just like the tale
That he didn't inhale,
He erected, but never inserted.
--- Gwyn H Clark P9812A
Will end with a consequence dread,
Now story is blown,
And Monica flown,
Poor Willy is losing his head!
--- Chris Papa
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
--- Bill Ward
As Chief Exec he was a dilly.
He raised his right hand,
And swore on the stand
That Monica hadn't gilded his lily.
--- Thomas Ratliff P0304
Bill told her, "It's only a whirl,
And I'll never confess,
To this whole nasty mess,
If ever your lips do unfurl."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
That a navy blue, souvenir dress
For Bill clinton she wore...
Then Vice President Gore
May quite soon be COMPLETELY vice-less.
--- Prof M-G T9801
Said, "I don't want the Pres to pay."
She just wanted more,
But Bill's pecker got sore;
So he gently just sent her away.
--- Harold
I really don't like my harmonica
Bright lights all full of cheer;
My belly full of beer,
But I got all my presents at Hanukkah.
--- Anon
"You media are one big buttinski.
Leave my client alone
Or get letters at home
From her new press agent, Kaczynsky!"
--- Rob Walworth
And said "You shall come here no more.
Old Willy's too slick
To let you suck his dick,
Who needs you when he's got Al Gore?"
--- MrMalo
Till of Monica he was more certain.
But now the world knows,
How he comes and he goes,
And his presidency sure is hurtin'.
--- Tim Thompson
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski.
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
She confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky."
--- Robertson & Pacenti
Declare, "We'll immediately tro.
Charge that concerns
Having sex with interns,
With proof that he never did ho."
--- FCA P9803a
And the public has a habit of forgettin'.
Just a small footnote,
Not about her deep throat;
The same thing has happened in Britain.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Is the captain of our ship of state.
Since Monique, said Ms Tripp,
Went down with the ship,
'Twould've been safer to just master debate.
--- Steevo
Bill tells us why Monica's fellatious.
Her asshole is such
That the sides never touch,
And her pussy is even more spacious.
--- MrMalo
Mr Starr, you're a buttinsky.
I gave the president head;
So what, he wasn't dead.
Leave me be, leave me be, leave me be.
--- Sam
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