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When Nursing, no mother should spare Young Mary and those of her ilk, A midwife-cum-hooker named Hample, I had Anne Marie in my crib To fasten the bib she stooped down, I guess I can say for that age, When I grabbed a boob smooth as silk, It is noted in girls who've been breeding, There was a young lady named Bragg, There was a young girl who begat, The mammary glands at their best I can't, I no longer give milk, I remember when I was still nursin', My husband enjoyed it, though, see, Breast-fed babies are hearty and hale. A certain young pervert named Whit There was a young lady of Spuzzum, A lovely Bronx waitress named Mandy A wet-nurse of Portage la Prairie From mothers we fixated so, I once knew a girl who had zilch; Since the mother of stubborn twin sons, To think of it does make me shudder, The latest device for the farm Are those bountiful mammaries real? There was a young man of Racine, I think one day I'd like to go, The teenager Britney Spears, This beautiful harlot from Lubies, They say, "More than a mouthful's a waste"; The daughter of Ms. Zazu Pitts Our topless bartender, Miss West, It appears with the right medication A beautiful girl is Ms. Kitz It takes not a voyeur's CLAIRVOYANCE There was a young lady from Crewe; There was Sonia, a very slow learner, A woman viewed with dejection The grocer said he'd prepare more, The lake water shimmers and ripples; Poor flat Lynnie the lottery won, A gal with Dow-Corning implants 'Tis a far better thing, and they're pretties, Weekends are the times that I pop It's not that I'm aiming to see Defiance of science? Why yes; Great engineers figured the stresses The woman gave her doc a request Getting older is mostly the pits, There was an old actress named Madden Accountants most always imply (Fredericks of Hollywood)
There's a woebegone starlet named Saxe There was a young lady, flat-chested, A young girl, through her exercises, A buxom young woman named Bess Are those bountiful mammaries real? Big tits and small tits I've sucked; Now my ears keep warm on the whole; There was a young dancer from France, She kept her boobs stored in the fridge, Pneumatic drill in his hand, There was a young lady named Schmitz, I don't mean to be bombasty, Beware of the man-eating mams -- You'll end up a tragical stat -- Once said a young fellow named Bill, The lady wore under her dress,
To breast-feed her baby with care;
Squeeze nipples real tight,
Shake with all your might,
Then let go to let out the air.
--- Travis Brasell
Are blessed with smooth bosoms of silk,
For licking and sucking
And even tit fucking,
So baby has cream with his milk!
--- Archie
Whose breast milk was overly ample,
When queried politely,
Replied almost nightly,
"From one or both boobs take a sample."
--- Armand E Singer 670
When her mother chanced by and turned glib:
"This sight makes me sick!
There'll not be one lick
Till I properly fasten your bib!"
--- John Miller
And falling out of her night gown
Were breasts so divine,
You couldn't decline
A lick 'fore she made you leave town.
--- Randog
Firm nipples were always the rage.
But I must admit,
That nursing a tit
Was all I could hack at that stage.
--- John Miller
It was only, no doubt, for the milk.
It was a good week
Before I would seek
Greater joys from this gal and her ilk.
--- John Miller
Who partake in the art of breastfeeding,
Are truly the best,
In the game of big chest,
They're a handy bookstand when you're reading!
--- Anon
Who nursed with her breasts that did sag.
She left baby alone
And she ran to the phone,
And thus left him holding the bag.
--- Albin Chaplin
Three babies named Nat, Tat, and Pat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding;
She found there was no teat for Tat.
--- L0913
Do more than adorn a girl's chest:
They nourish the children
And (somewhat bewilderin')
Help keep the kids' dad in the nest.
--- Norm Storer
I'm no longer one of that ilk.
I nursed babies three
And between you and me,
That tit cream I used was like silk.
--- Anon
I spent most of my days sadly cursin'.
For when I bent down low,
From both nipples did flow
Sticky mother's milk, I was dispersin'.
--- Anon
The way my milk flowed out so free.
He nibbled and suckled
Each time that we coupled,
And sometimes used it in his coffee.
--- Anon
But this process is strange to the male.
What tells babies to tipple --
Those bumps 'round the nipple
Reading, "Suck her when thirsty", in Braille?
--- H Myers TP9804
Said, "Nothing's like milk from a tit;
It tastes kind of spoiled,
As if it's been boiled,
But think of the source and the fit."
--- Armand E Singer 668
Who harbored two snakes in her bosom.
She explained, "It's my fate
That I overlactate --
So I just drop them in and they does 'em.
--- Keith MacMillan 104c
Had a pair that was really a dandy.
She would give the right one
To her new baby son,
And the left to whoever was handy.
--- Larry Wilde
Has a bosom both massive and hairy.
Nonetheless, since eighteen,
She's provided a clean
And productive and portable dairy.
--- Keith MacMillan 80c
Though they merely fed us to grow.
We just can't give up,
Both in and out cup;
Breasts provide us pleasure, you know.
--- Chris Papa
She lived on the stuff she could filch;
Then pregnant she got,
Her tits grew a lot,
So she bottled and sold all her milch.
--- Anon
Finds the prospect of weaning them stuns,
It remains to be seen
If the two boys will wean,
Or continue to stick to their guns.
--- Jerry Nordal P0310
That scientists feel they must putter,
Around with a tube
And some hoses like Rube
Goldberg, just to suck on an udder.
--- Marshall O'Levin
Is a sucker attached to an arm.
But if you get randy,
Don't stick in your Jim Dandy.
Believe me, it causes great harm.
--- Marshall O'Levin
They provide ten sextuplets a meal.
Just one nipple's a sin
And a gross waste of skin--
Udder waste--all the dairymen feel.
--- Poet Lariat T9707
Who was weaned at the age of sixteen.
He said, "I'll admit
There's no milk in the teat,
But think of the fun it has been!"
--- L1520
To mountain tops covered with snow.
To solve this omission,
A substitute vision:
Whipped cream on the nipples of Flo.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Has been augmented, so it appears.
She grew quite a lot,
And all in one shot,
And all in one spot -- her brassiere!
--- Tom Myers
Won fame for possessing two rubies.
It's not big red stones
That makes her so known,
It's the nipples on mountainous boobies!
--- Laurence Craft
"Need's only be big enough to taste";
Well for this I'm in luck
For I've not much suck,
But the cream is as thick as toothpaste
--- Anon
Was blessed with the largest of tits.
She'd inflate them nightly
Each time larger slightly.
Now her parts are bigger than bits.
--- Tom Patton P0112
Serves mixed drinks direct from the breast:
The right tit yields cherry,
The left one strawberry,
And there's Moxie, by special request.
--- G0485
Plus massage, exercise, dedication,
I'll provide quite a shock,
When men glimpse down my frock,
For my breasts will succumb to inflation.
--- Anon
This is file pdm
And everyone loves her nice tits.
They're beauties, it's true,
Expensive ones, too...
She bought them at Charles of the Ritz.
--- Michael Polo P8604a
To discern some women's flamboyance.
The decolletage flirts
From plastic inserts,
That in the pool give the pair buoyanace.
--- Daniel Ford
Had marvelous tits of bright blue...
She loved to display them.
Quite often she'd weigh them...
And wore a tight blouse you'd see through.
--- Ogni Gioia
And Shirley, a common wage earner.
But you might have guessed,
That the girl I liked best
Was Terry, a buxom bra-burner.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her grocer's chicken selection.
She thought them too skimpy,
Tiny and wimpy,
And requested some sized to perfection.
--- Res Ipsa
While she shopped for her foodstuffs galore.
On the P.A. to his guests,
"The woman wanting bigger breasts,
Come and meet me in back of the store."
--- Res Ipsa
It's so cold that some muscles it cripples.
Coeds scream with delight
When they plunge in at night,
And the guys ogle prominent nipples
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
So she pumped up her tits just for fun.
And now, two weeks post-op,
She's enormous up top;
And at long last, her cups over-run.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "They sure enhance customers' pants,
But I needed a pair
For the pair I had there
Were concave and stayed still when I'd dance.
--- Arthur Deex P9801
Dow ad copy said, sent to cities,
You buy one, you get two,
As a woman, you're new.
Just this month we've a sale of two titties.
--- Anon
Quite frequently into the shop
That's closest to me,
For a peek at Marie
In her skimpy and eye-popping top.
--- Peter Wilkins
Much more of the lovely Marie;
It is just the defiance
Of physical science
That's hugely intriguing to me.
--- Peter Wilkins
I'm trying to figure the stress
That's caused by her bust
And her nipples when thrust
Into such a diminutive dress.
--- Peter Wilkins
Involved in the making of dresses,
To give such enclosure.
But hands-on exposure
Resulted in much sticky messes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
To enlarge the size of her breast.
With the increase in size,
She could capitalize
And have fun in a life with more zest.
--- Edwin J Weinstein
But I have to acknowledge that it's
Not as bad as I'd worried,
Since life is less hurried
And I finally have my own tits!
--- Hugh Clary
Whose boobs were fleshed out with foam paddin';
This mild subterfuge,
Which made them look huge,
Caused hearts in her fan clubs to gladden.
--- Armand E Singer 831
That figures do not ever lie,
But if a girl' bust
Does not inspire lust,
Mr. Fredericks can sure amplify.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who told mother she'd just got the axe,
"I'm a failure at cinema
For they claim I'm too skinny, ma --
Though I've pumped both my boobs full of wax."
--- Armand E Singer 733
Who thought her physique was detested.
So she saved a few bits,
And bought some new tits,
And for showing them off, got arrested.
--- WhlCat
Increased her breasts nearly twelve sizes.
At the start they were small,
Hardly bulges at all,
But now they're so huge they win prizes.
--- Anon
Wins board games from scrabble to chess;
She confuses her foe
By appearing to grow
Her tits, till they burst under stress!
--- Mark Levy P9511
He asked with unusual zeal.
His dick started to rise
But then got the surprise;
When he felt them, they're harder than steel!
--- Doug from Upland T9707
And all sizes of nipples I've plucked.
Can't say size is a measure
To give maximum pleasure;
It's the way how the bearer had fucked.
--- Anon
We make love to wild rock 'n' roll;
I twist her left nipple
And decibels triple!
'Cause it's now the volume control.
--- Q
Who had her small boobies enhanced,
And now when she shakes,
Her boobies do quake,
Which causes the young men to pant.
Which frequently gave her a twidge
Of code in her dose,
And chills head to toes,
When she wore them out to play bridge.
--- Anon
Paddy came right to a stand,
At the sight of his Kate
With her oddly vibrat-
ing left mammammammamary gland.
--- Peter Wilkins a
Who wanted to augment her tits.
Her boobs were so loaded,
The left one exploded;
The right one pops out when she sits.
--- Popsicle TP9807
To most men I stand contrasty.
D. Parton's conely
Appeals to me only
With reduction mammoplasty.
--- Daniel Ford
You're taking your life in your hands.
That echoing cleave-
Age still grip and then heave,
And pull you clean out of your jams.
--- Lucy
Missing, thought dead, and that's that.
Your pic on milk carton
Just 'cause of a hard-on;
Up-chewed, you poor thing, and out-spat.
--- Lucy
Who took daily the birth control pill.
It's all covered, man,
With my medical plan,
And I've grown tits to play with at will.
--- Phil T
A tupperware bra on her chest.
It didn't fit great
Or lift and separate,
But it kept what she had, nice and fresh.
--- VOL 7 a
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