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When I was real young, I did beg That Meg, now she's grown, gained great fame; The doctors say varicose veins She fills me with so much elation, Can't believe you've been sucked by a dog, Tiddy's a little bit blind; "Oh suck me!" demanded Denise But being a gentleman, I Well Rick, the sensations are sweet Well, friend I have an old dog I run with the pack canis lupus; He entered the bitch doggie style, Now Jeanie, folks say, lays in clover, Young Mary's a bit of a puzzle; Young Mary, ah yes, I've been told My source, Sir, refused to divulge The ninth time I tried, maybe tenth, Length, as in pecker, or tongue? I have an old dog, name of Blue "Poor Fido, your dog, was castrated Don't cry if you can't get it up; The cops nabbed a scruffy old freak, (I assume that that dog is a HER A couple blessed by St. Vitus A poodle went to the salon; There was a young girl nicknamed Noodle, The old gay man was quite frugal; There once was a poodle named Duffer Vermonters do not have much boodle There was an old Lady Moncrieff A cute animal trainer, Miss Lee, Though Nell's belly is swelled, and she ain't telling There was a young lady named Florence, Transsexual Kate, from Bel Air, Young Fifi from Paris owns oodles A captious young woman named Kewin A pitiful sadist named Dare An unnatural disaster, old chum, There was a young girl from Eutoxeter, What joy it must be for the fox A fox hound retired from the hunt, If girls, you have brushes with foxes, Foxes, especially males, Hyena girls, between their thighs, A miner out looking for rocks The animal dentist, McTavity, There was an old sinner from Crete (Dante's Inferno, canto 14)
A wolf with a penchant for humans, Wolves are such sex creatures; Some wolves enjoy watersports, A dog's life is alright with me, Your bitch's erogenous zone Silly Sally thought up a new trick, "I long for caresses and licks I once had a boxer named Pete I once worked her into a heat, Said my girl, "Although you're very sweet, Impossible, I would have thought, Those Dachshunds are smarter than foxes I know this would seem a strange tale; For sex, Mildred found her salvation: Not a graduate from my school, According to your student, Grace, I'm thinking -- don't want to be rash, Jelly or jam just doesn't stick; My drinking once left me quite groggy;
A kiss from my nymphet friend, Meg;
My daddy did say:
"Puppy love's okay,
As long as you don't lift your leg!"
--- Anon
She's in the theatrical game.
On stage she strips nude,
In a manner quite lewd,
And is rogered by George, her great dane.
--- Anon
In women are caused by the strains
They make when they're squeezing
Their legs for the pleasing
They get from those massive Great Danes.
--- Travis Brasell
Each time she performs a fellation.
Although she's quite young,
She can sure use her tongue;
The best dog I've had, an Alsatian.
--- Anon
Though 'tis better than kissed by a frog.
But your (German?) Alsatian
Represents but one nation;
Try being groped by a Canadian hog?
--- Anon
Might approach from in front or behind.
While that damned Alsatian
Won't stop at fellation;
God knows what she has on HER mind!
--- Anon
And spread them out 90 degrees.
Her face all aglow;
But I nearly said no,
On account of the smell and the fleas.
--- Peter Wilkins
Got Rover to sniff at her thigh;
Excited he licked her
And eagerly dicked her...
"Oh thank you," she said with a sigh.
--- Peter Wilkins
From doggies a-licking your meat.
But if you indulge
In such, don't divulge
The fact, and be very discreet.
--- Tiddy Ogg Q
Whose only companion's a frog.
He'd love a young bitch
Who would cure his old itch,
'Cause he's tired of me lickin' his log.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In the Canine family they do group us.
I became Alpha-Male
Because of my tail
And loved to wolf down female's pumas.
--- Anon
Then Rover barked out with a smile.
"If I cannot bury
My bone in a cherry,
The butt-sniffing's not worth my while."
--- Anon
Enjoying a male's tongue all over
Her body that's nude.
But she thinks it is rude
When the dogs leaves to sniff at old Rover.
--- Travis Brasell
When randy, she likes a good nuzzle
And lick of her pussy,
But by whom? She's quite fussy,
Preferring her dog's cold wet muzzle.
--- Tiddy Ogg
There's one chick to just put "on hold".
He dog's nose is chilly,
But a check with a willy
Confirmed that her pussy's more cold.
--- Tiddy Ogg
In what actions he had to indulge
With the dog to relate
Her temperature state,
But her nose shows a very strange bulge.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I licked her with all of my strength.
In my mouth, I'd ice cubes,
As she liked chilly pubes,
But alas, John, I still lacked the length.
--- Tiddy Ogg
They've shrunk a bit since we were young.
But heck, either way,
You've heard what they say;
"Bad pussy? Then go in the bung!"
--- John Miller
Who'll mate with fish, snake, or emu.
Still he'll leave a bitch flat,
To run past a cat,
'Cause he'd rather lap pussy than screw.
--- Ronald Jay P8307
Before he'd a chance to be mated?
How very unfair!"
Said my ladyfriend Claire,
"No, he loves self-fellation", I stated.
--- Anon
Just find you a small boxer pup
Whose slobbery lick
Gets off a limp dick.
(Could you be so depraved? Answer: "Yup!")
--- Anon
For fellating dogs by the creek;
His pack moaned a thous-
And love-sick bow-wows;
They pissed on the jail; it did reek!
--- Anon
As I hardly would wish to infer,
That Tid's a bit -- odd,
Just spring lambs, by God!
And the dog is a purebred, no cur)
--- Anon
Held a party, but didn't invite us.
They gave their dogs head,
On the floor and in bed:
We'd have gladly licked up the detritus.
--- Actaeon
The hair on her rear end was shawn.
As she sauntered outside,
She was quickly espied
By a collie who quickly climbed on!
--- Anon
Who'd fuck for merely a strudel.
With her ass in the air,
She'd buck like a mare,
Too bad she was only a poodle.
--- Baxter A
He would only suck on one noodle.
His friends were disturbed
And found it perturbed,
That he'd only would suck off his poodle.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose mistress had taught him to muff her.
His tongue would get tender;
He then would up end her
And dog-fashion he would flat stuff her.
--- David Miller
And poverty gnaws at their noodle,
Which could explain why,
Some piss-poor old guy
First fucked and then ate his pet poodle.
--- Armand Singer
Who was wealthy beyond all belief.
She spent much of her boodle
On a long-peckered poodle
Whose bollocks she hid with a leaf.
--- G1287
Taught her poodle to speak fluently.
When a man did abduct her
And he floored her and fucked her,
Said her dog, in tears, "What about me?"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1158
With whom or with what she's been helling.
But that nasty Miz Boggs
Claims the girl diddles dogs,
And it's due to a poodle from Snelling.
--- G1334
Who for fucking professed an abhorrence.
But they found her in bed,
With her cunt flaming red,
And her poodle-dog spending in torrents.
--- L0601
This is file nak
Owned miniature poodle, Pierre.
She'd get the pooch hot,
Then stuff in its knot,
And carry it 'round like a pair.
--- Anon
Of horny young puppy-dog poodles,
All eager to hump
Her in turn, up the rump,
While she frantically diddles and doodles.
--- Peter Wilkins
Snapped: "Listen, I know what I'm doin'.
As a vice, dogs are nice,
But I've had poodles twice--
From now on I'll frig, and no screwin'!"
--- G1264
Would pull out whole patches of hair,
From the flanks and the noodle
Of his very own poodle --
And yes, from its poor derriere.
--- Armand Singer
Was when that poor lady, your mum,
Got screwed by a dingo,
Resulting, by jingo,
In you, you incompetent bum.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Who one dreary night had a fox at her.
She let out a squeal,
For his cock was like steel,
But she had quite a shock when the pox hit her.
--- George Cowley
When a dog and his vixen share locks.
She'll get quite a lift
From his seminal gift,
Which he'll place in a warm furry box.
--- Actaeon
His olofactory lobes had grown blunt
To the scent of the fox,
But he still would sniff rocks,
For the mystical fragrance of cunt.
--- L0608
You'll find they have very small cockses.
You'll find that such dearth
Brings you staight down to Earth.
Those for vixen must have tiny boxes.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Are always lifting their tails.
They ask you to hump them,
Then reach 'round and pump them.
Their horniness just never fails.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Have a clitoris of massive size.
So like an erection,
It's female perfection
That even impreses gay guys.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Came down with a dose of the pox,
Which he argues was due
To a loose caribou
When in fact 'twas a cute silver fox.
--- Hugh Oliver 119a
Was known to give in to depravity.
When a wolf was on scene
To have her teeth cleaned,
The dentist fill up all her cavities.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who sodomized she-wolves in heat.
He'd insert his nose
Plus fingers and toes,
Then tickle their snatch with his feet.
--- Armand E Singer 72
Ended up fussing and fumin'
When his Alpha female
Was seen with raised tail
And not for a wolf, but a new man.
--- Actaeon
They have so many good features.
Their tongues are for kissing;
Their cocks are for pissing;
For kinky sex, the're ideal teachers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Which is why there's wetspots on their shorts.
They'll jack off in their briefs,
Then find bladder relief,
According to many reports.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
As long as I've hydrants for pee,
Hot legs for some humping,
A bitch who likes pumping,
And biscuits and pussy for tea.
--- Randog
Is something you'd best leave alone.
For when she's in heat,
And howling for meat,
You'll just want to bury your bone.
--- SFA
Involving Old Duke's doggie dick.
When they were done,
Duke thought it more fun,
Than rolling over or chasing a stick.
--- Mike Perry
And all of her sexual tricks.
But if you think I'm sad,
Poor Old Duke's got it bad,
He's quit rolling over and chasing sticks."
--- Mike Perry
Whose habits were so indiscreet,
That he'd nibble on shit
Then lick my girl's clit,
Then puke it all up at my feet.
--- John Miller
But old Pete shot me down in defeat.
With his tongue a foot long,
Neither mine nor my dong
Had a prayer in Hell to compete.
--- John Miller
Your pal here just cannot be beat."
The thought tends to sicken;
My love took a licken'
While I got tossed out on the street.
--- John Miller
How a dog like a Dachshund, so short,
Could have humped a tall Rott-
Weiler bitch (did she squat?)
But a pup's the result of his sport.
--- Anon
At ways of getting off their rocks-es.
That Rottweiler bitch
Did not miss a stitch,
He taught her to back against boxes.
--- Anon
Such love would seem destined to fail
But in truth, I was there!
And no bullshit! I swear!
That dachshund was hung like a whale.
--- Anon
Experiments led her to station
Between her spread thighs,
(With only two tries!)
The genitals of her Dalmatian.
--- Travis Brasell
That Mildred is really a fool.
No need to insert
Doggie dicks up her skirt;
Peanut butter makes them lick and drool.
--- Carol
Your school is now void of pace;
She said, "Peanut butter
Is causing the clutter;
It crams all the rooms case-by-case."
--- Travis
But if you have some extra cash,
Strawberry preserves
Would sure soothe my nerves;
I'd chase the dogs off in a flash.
--- Frank Fazed
Peanut butter is always real thick.
You'll be feeling dreamy,
But always use creamy,
Or you'll get a chew, not a lick.
--- Carol
I dreamt I was having a doggy.
I must say, furthermore,
My ass was quite sore,
And my underpants were rather soggy.
--- Doc
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