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Macedonia, a Balkan state, The fruit compote we call MACEDOINE I never do feel put upon, For dessert, give me MACEDOINE of fruit, The auteur who uses film stuffin', The Concorde, that aircraft divine, Into the air I threw a rock; Using hot metal to tame us?, Pour boiling oil or molten lead Were our vision not MACROBIOTIC Sweet cakes of memory, MADELEINE, Those ads from MADISON AVENUE Folks just like to take swipes With NAFTA a MAELSTROM we face; The violent vortex of MAELSTROM The wildest fem libber just bails from His wife, MAGISTERIAL MAID, Derrida has left us at last. (who is Derrida?)
In limericks the term MAGNUM OPUS A title of reverence, MAHATMA, High-minded our leaders should be; MAHATMAS are those of rare kind, Mother Teresa comes to mind Meandering minds of the masses In search for new drugs pharmaceutic, (way of getting new ideas)
Socratic methods MAIEUTIC, (way of getting new ideas)
Mussolini insisted, that fool, The use of MAJUSCULE "D," MAL DE MER, I'm very seasick, One must pity the poor Marquis Ineptitude is MALADROIT, We rue the inept klutz MALADROIT The MALADROIT Marquis de Sade He now belongs to unique genus, The MALADROIT, I'd like to stop, There once was a MALAPERT maid, I'm MALAPERT as I can be, She was known as an outrageous flirt, Saucy Sally was a MALAPERT Michael Moore, the new bold-face name, (MM - director of anti-Dubya tirade 2004)
Political speeches, we hark ye. What MALARKEY must we ingest, Calling down curses, MALEDICTION, Who is that whom I hear on the door knock? MALEDICTION, a fine old art form, A bee sting's very MALEFIC, (causing harm, evil) (making honey)
MALEFIC movie madmen's voices If you disparage or MALIGN, A husband should never MALIGN Corrupt behavior, MALVERSATION, Slick Willy's MALVERSATION MALVERSATION, we've had it, a spate, If life really imitates art, I'm MANACLED her, all supine; There once was an onery bastard, Two musicians would rather jam than eat; Testing manhood MANO A MANO I think our elections are such Unfulfilled aspirations, MANQUE, Matt was MANQUE movie maven Oh what a tangled web we weave A man who was old, blithe and gay Cassandra drove all the Greeks frantic Cleo drove all the Egyptians frantic, I sing with "Chorus of Atlantic." Divination in process MANTIC My friend grew nervous and frantic
Has been in the news of late.
Part Slav, part Greek,
As a nation, it's a freak.
MACEDOINE? Just something I ate.
--- Norm Brust
May cure the sick face's mask so wan.
"Sauces vegetative
Tend to be purgative,
Thus must I often skip Mass," said Juan.
--- Daniel Ford
When served up some mad MACEDOINE.
I'll take the gemisch
With fine wine, a swish,
Way past till all hunger is gone.
--- Chris Papa
Topped with grappa from Italy's boot.
This sumptious treat
Can't be beat
For finishing a meal with a toot.
--- Norm Brust
With device that is called a MACGUFFIN,
In show of great nerve,
Is sentenced to serve
Long time, unemployed, doin' nothin'.
--- Chris Papa
Whose business was in great decline,
Because at MACH one,
The flight was all done,
Before there was time for fine dine.
--- Chris Papa
A battered bird fell from her flock.
A lucky toss;
For the flock a loss.
Guess mocking birds can't fly at MACH.
--- Gary Hallock
Since Disney, now each ignoramous,
Historically knows
Most famous of flows,
MACHICOLATION, quasi famous.
--- Chris Papa
Through ports onto combatant's head,
MACHICOLATION,
Parapet station,
From which to sling missles of dread.
--- Daniel Ford
Every one of us would be neurotic.
We'd see zillions of bugs,
On each one of our mugs.
And despair of ills epizootic.
--- Elois
Do have a strange way of saddlin'
Deep-seated feeling,
Emotions reeling,
Perhaps to offset the paddlin'.
--- Daniel Ford
Mind-bending cleverness do pursue,
In hopes of trapping
Audience clapping
On TV or other venue.
--- Daniel Ford
At MADISON AVENUE types,
Who sell Inuits ice,
Brooklyn bridge once or twice,
Then drive their cool Beemers with gripes.
--- Chris Papa
"Loud sucking," heard from Perot's face,
Or that ancient killa,
Charybdis and Scylla,
Between rocks and other hard place.
--- Chris Papa
Causes many to become quite quailsome,
And with the strong gales,
Lets tellers of tales
Spin frightening yarns to regale some.
--- Daniel Ford
The rugby play featuring male scrum,
For deep in that pile
Of elbows and wile,
Too much could be lost in the MAELSTROM.
--- J'Carlin
She hardly, if ever, got laid.
She was quite imposing,
But he, I'm supposing,
Was serviced by ladies of trade.
--- Chris Papa
The era of Deconstruction has passed.
His notions MAGISTERIAL
Were largely ethereal,
Which is euphemism for half-assed.
--- Norm Brust
Just ain't got no power to rope us.
We scribble a line,
Add some sex fine,
And hope that some humor is focus.
--- J'Carlin
Perhaps also given to the shah,
But now thought grandly
Mohandas Gandhi
Comes to mind of all but my grandma.
--- Daniel Ford
MAHATMA's of utmost degree.
But primaries vet,
And all that we get
Are greatest raisers of money.
--- Chris Papa
With both thoughts and actions inclined,
To help other folk,
Free from oppressive yoke,
And such earthly happiness find.
--- Chris Papa
When speaking of those who are kind!
MAHATMA quite true,
So unselfish too;
A jewel that is so hard to find.
--- Maggie
Are molded in Socratic classes,
Where method MAIEUTIC
Is quite therapeutic,
While thinking up off of their asses.
--- Chris Papa
Leading to gains therapeutic,
It's helpful to know,
Molecular show,
Pursue them a pathway MAIEUTIC.
--- Chris Papa
In democracy Aleutic
Seemed oft run amok
To missioners stuck
In pendantic hermeneutics.
--- Daniel Ford
That his name be in majuscule.
DUCE was state;
First Marshal and fate,
But remained a man minuscule.
--- Daniel Ford
Something that you'd hear at sea,
On "Pinafore's" deck,
Just "darn" or else "heck,"
What never? Well, sometimes maybe.
--- Chris Papa
Those last verses did dirty trick.
I see it will end,
My dear rhyming friend,
With Ahab inside Moby Dick.
--- Chris Papa
Who must unroll his dick to pee.
MALADROIT's a mild term
For what's done to his worm,
Reaching for paths of ecstasy
--- Norm Brust
Akin to klutz who drops a quoit,
In an outdoor game,
Or parlor the same,
Who cannot the techniques expolit.
--- Daniel Ford
Who never manages proper coit.
For his late night clubbing,
He finds only rubbing,
And even that, he cannot exploit.
--- Daniel Ford
Often new sex ways he trod.
Did put things in mangle,
Now pees at weird angle,
Through flat flute exceedingly odd.
--- Chris Papa
This is file ijl
Linneaically termed "Platypenis."
And for what he's got,
He seeks a slim slot,
Beneath some swell Delta of Venus.
--- Chris Papa
Before, on me, something they drop;
But I can abide,
Since good laughs reside,
With those who would use MALAPROP.
--- Chris Papa
Could never be described as "staid".
Her impudent way
Seemed invite to play,
And so she was frequently laid.
--- Chris Papa
Ever since the age of three!
I'm saucy and bold
Even though I am old;
I make up limericks and general whoopee!
--- Barb
Whose remarks could be MALAPERT.
But the boys didn't care.
They just parted her hair,
As everyone got down in the dirt.
--- Norm Brust
Whose audacious acts kept Mom alert
For signs of grass stains,
On greensleeves post rains,
So that she might little pal avert.
--- Daniel Ford
Is having his quarter hour of fame.
Though his attitude snarky
Yields mostly MALARKEY,
I'll admit he's at the top of his game.
--- Norm Brust
Intended to be bright and sparky,
Though content is such
You don't tell us much,
Except for a bunch of MALARKEY.
--- Chris Papa
When Bush says we'll further invest,
To doubly insure
Iraq's final cure
Won't backfire and fuel more unrest.
--- Larry McGrath
Has more meaning in ancient friction,
For there the grum grouses,
"A pox on your houses!"
Without a more vulgar prediction.
--- Daniel Ford
That pestilent person from Porlock!
He's ruined my fiction --
On him MALEDICTION,
Which would wither him were I a Warlock.
--- Eva Amata
Allowing the user to storm,
And fume, flame, and cuss,
[I hope not at us]
Dispatching to spot very warm.
--- Chris Papa
Can give you reaction terrific,
A warning intone,
Just leave them alone,
Tending to their work MELIFIC.
--- Chris Papa
Are oft mellifluous in choices,
But MELIFIC charm
Hides MALEFIC harm,
"So I'll hide," a scared little boy says.
--- Daniel Ford
Your hermit friend there in moonshine,
Of his lack of sex
Or edifice wrecks,
Please don't expect a Valentine.
--- Daniel Ford
His lovely wife's basic design,
'Cause comments 'bout hips
And candy store trips
Can bring on a sexual decline!
--- Observer
In Congress we hope an aberration.
But now more and more
Who's guarding the store,
Does seem to be the Corporation.
--- Daniel Ford
Shocked only half the nation.
The other half shrugged
As their thongs they tugged.
"'Twasn't sex, just mutual masturbation."
--- Norm Brust
Right here in the old "Garden state".
And they're rounding up dozens
Of mayors and "cousins"
In FBI sweep really great.
--- Chris Papa
It's much like a 'Soprano' part,
Where bad buys well-fed
All share the same bed,
Delivering bribes by the cart.
--- Chris Papa
I shouldn't have drunk so much wine.
That lady in leather
Assaults me with a feather
And says I'm her sweet Valentine.
--- Chris Papa
By mononucleosis was mastered.
He challenged a bully;
Three rounds wild and wooly.
And MANO A MANO he passed it.
--- Bob Dvorak
In addition, they loved to compete.
So each, on his piano,
The went MANO A MANO,
Until one went down in defeat.
--- Norm Brust
Is less likely when one has mono.
So I do suspect
A different effect,
From those actions under the tonneau.
--- Daniel Ford
Where there's MANO A MANO too much.
Each quick to offend, oh,
With smear, innuendo,
And whopping lies, more than a touch.
--- Chris Papa
Do many accept with thanks, okay,
For they have excuse
For liberal use
Of the tailings of old Tanqueray.
--- Daniel Ford
Who dwelt within the dark haven,
Of cinema seats;
Absorbed in such eats,
As made him resemble fat raven.
--- Chris Papa
When punctuation out we leave.
I've no degree
In trumpetry,
And no intention to deceive.
--- Elois
Made a pass at young Hank one fine day.
Said Hank, "To be frank
At sixteen, I'm too manque,
And you are way way to manque'."
--- Eva Amata
With prophesies dire and pedantic.
But held easy sway
With religious play,
Which involved a praying MANTIC.
--- Chris Papa
With prophesies dire and pedantic.
But held easy sway
With religious play,
Which always involved a Ra MANTIC.
--- Gunjan
Nothing about us is MANTIC,
Just four parts quite free
In great harmony,
With barely a smile or move antic.
--- Chris Papa
Or frenzied dancing corybantic,
May be what's required
For evening inspired
By New Yorker's leanings romantic.
--- Daniel Ford
When presented with a revelation MANTIC.
"Superstition!" I insisted,
But view her resisted,
Thinking I was just being pedantic.
--- Norm Brust
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