Prostitute ART? Yes, I would!
(I'd sell my Aunt Jane if I could)
For plain, hard cold cash
I'll do something rash --
Promise a lim that is GOOD!
The subject is all up to you;
'Til told, Sir, I haven't a clue.
A clean one (that's tricky!)
Or old-fashioned quicky,
My price is just forty twenty EU!
Let's discuss it by email ....