PeterW's FAQ
Hello and Welcome to AJL.
We'll give you a welcoming cheer
If you follow the rule which is clear;
You must post only rhyme
In a limerick time
As is shown by these verses just here.
But should you depart from the norm
We'll consider it very bad form;
We'll flame you and roast
You if prose you must post
And if spam we will kick up a storm.
Now NOtice the RHYthm and BEAT
di DAH di di DAH di di NEAT?
Too WIDE of this MARK
And we'll BITE like a SHARK
di DAH di di DAH di di SWEET?
Take care of the pattern of rhyming
As well as the meter and timing;
Just give it a try,
There's no need to be shy;
Soon that limerick bell you'll be chiming.
And finally maybe you've seen
That a lot of our verse isn't clean;
But we can and do vary
The themes, but be wary;
Of old ones we're never too keen.
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