Limeric Index

"DILDOES - BOTANIC - CARROTS" through "DOCTORS - GYNECOLOGY"

DILDOES - BOTANIC - CARROTS

Parrot, her garret,	Parrott, a carrot.	Garrett, a carrot;
parrots; digs ferrets?	last, lustful repast!	Barrett, a garret.
King, her thing.	Charity, a rarity.	no. before slo.
McGarret, a carrot.

DILDOES - BOTANIC - CUCURBS

Dubuque, to puke.	spook," a kook,	fluke. a duke
size, pleasant surprise.	detach, her snatch.	Humber, hot number.
thrilled, asparagus grilled,"	Sword, got bored.	May, the hay.
Maxine, wondrously clean.	Bickels, your tickles.	MacSweeney, was teeny.
door! for sure.	space, sweet place;	cucumber!" without number.
eh? you slumber?	Schickel, a nickel.	nearby, entrepreneurial guy.
bread, zucchini instead;	dill, a thrill.	Martini, monstrous zucchini.
Garden, a hard-on.	Nichols, candles--just pickles.	Perkins, with gherkins,
docks, a box.	Eve, wouldn't believe,	pricey; more spicey.
hot, little twat.	lumber, thick cucumber.	Bickel, the tickle;
slumba, the rumba.	zucchini, greasy linguini.	better; appetite whetter.
librarian, hairy 'un,	stickler, her pickler;	Molly, food-shopping trolley,
wonder. put asunder.	teeny, with zucchini,	course, a horse;
joke. cannot evoke.	stallions, of medallions.

DILDOES - CANDLES

Kent, for Lent.	frau, lascivious cow;	handle, real scandal.
clit; her slit.	candle- Mrs Randall.	Randall, to handle
Randle, a candle.	Perth, on earth.	yen, not men.
Croft, a loft,	learned, she churned.	rank; and dank.
Thyme, all time.	Randall, following scandal:	THAT! and flat.
wind, named Lind,	Randall, a handle.	Reilly, ends highly.
Valentine, lie supine	divinity, perfect virginity.	wind, named Lynd:
candle, to handle.	Mandel, neighborhood scandal,	Crandall, a candle;
Randall, worst scandal:	four; quite sore.	Filey, candle-ends highly.
Nyer, extreme desire,	Adriatic, more pragmatic,

DILDOES - MEAT

Mellish, she'd embellish;	Nice, to cease,	baloney: a phoney.
Hearst, was well-versed.	zucchinis, nubile wahines.	Cremona, of bologna
Pomona, flowered kimona,	Corona, a bologna,	Tony, sexual phony.
style, Frenchified guile:	Natchez, increasing batches.	Inger, index finger.
army, going barmy.	Pruitt, of suet;	Sy, would buy.
Pete, plan neat.	heard, and absurd.	Hearst, firm liverwurst,
her, a vibrator.	Pomona, of bologna.	Banks, your pranks.
Milly, that's chilly.	Banks, your pranks.	East, peckers deceased.
Schink, the sink.	lap, brother's tap.	lights, my tights,
Miami, so clammy,	Maloney, with baloney.	Hearst, at first;
Neeky, his beaky.	Kent, it bent.	Jeanie, a weenie.
Durst, well versed.	Croft, the loft,

DILDOES - MECHANICAL

bitch, and which,	chapter, sapped her.	nurse, than perverse,
French, the bench.	Singer, a swinger,	died; deck-monkey lied;
wheel, of steel;	wheel; of steel.	bitch! a switch!
sore; it tore!	action, steel contraption,	hear, hold dear.
cement, be bent.	Dallas, singular phallus.	steed; you need;
Miletus, treat us,	amazing; intershift phasing	bad... that's rad!
Bower, battery power;	abstain, on Main,	off, great boff.
McGill, a thrill.	Dorchester, whore tester.	blush, a rush,
alone, the phone.	her, a hammer.	status, fine apparatus.
switch, wetly twitch...	down, of nut-brown,	aids, among maids,
Oak, no joke.	Racine, screwing machine,	dyke, I like.
Vancouver, a Hoover.	Vancouver, own Hoover.	Maureen, fucking machine.
Ream, fucking machine.	suitor, than neuter.	Balaclava, of lava.
Doreen, over eighteen	sizes, guys is;	Doreen, dildo machine;
galore, first store,	ones, mean ones,	(natch) each batch.
Bright, that light.	Bergere, wondrous affair.	Queen, vibrating machine.
frail, by mail.	Joy, a boy.	Vancouver, selfish manuever;
Kate, knickers vibrate;	her, meat freezer;	MacLean? wanking machine?)
Becker, and Decker.	Schuster, electrical booster.	contraption, much satisfaction.
can; battering ram,	device. or thrice.	buck, synthetic fuck.
Dan, my man.	psychotic; almost robotic.	Alliance, screwing appliance
Batteries" in Japanese!	hon, incredibly fun!	mean, almost obscene.
seed; they need!	watch! your crotch!)	Rome, her home;
dildoes, bugger thrill-shows.	Toledo, wayward torpedo,	dildo; will do.
day, was gay.	Vernon, stern on	Vancouver, her Hoover.
obscene; I've seen!	think; and wink.	shined, I'm disinclined.
song, a dong,	Jill, pneumatic drill;

DILDOES - METAL

Grace, her face.	chick, sound, clickety-click.	question; perplexion --
ass, of brass.	Rasting, long lasting:	neuter, of pewter.
Dundee, could be.	Five, longer alive	Stead, the bed.
ass, best brass.	York, a fork.	lust, with rust.
abated. be sated.	Brian, a lion.	odd, permanently hard,
cock, electrical shock.	frenetic, become kinetic.	neat, your feet!
discrete, to treat	colors, like crullers,	Hopper, of copper.
John's, of bronze.	say, promiscuous Faye.	Hungary, her bungery.
Eire, Middlesex Squire;	ire, fire,	dire, to inspire;
Rackstraw, a hack-saw.	Wiel, of steel.	pounds, no doubt.
great, something straight:	collards, at Pollard's;

DILDOES - VIBRATORS

great, runs late,	thing, constantly seething;	scandals, unscented candles,
spawn, men yawn.	Jones, cell phones.	louse, the house.
thumbing, is numbing;	divan, in hand,	blanket, Frank, it
report, must abort.	device, more spice;	Ower, every hour,
dying.. not denying.	mattery?" Duracell? battery;	might, a fright.
read, a bed	required, moment's, unsquired,	'thusiastic, me, orgiastic.
cater, maybe greater	heart, kick start.	fast; can last.
indeed, in need.	handy, feeling randy-	Eve, to leave,
toy. oh boy!	pissed, badly dissed,	joys, my ploys.
pride; well satisfied.	because, her fuzz	drastic, of plastic.
Graeme, to inflame,	thee; truck battery;	McCool, his spool.
genius, so heinous.	fright, all night.	-- elate her!
divan, Elton John,	name? a shame;	stick. things click.
Goff, her cough	invented, ladies contented.	Guelph, the shelf.
Decatur, wild masturbater.	Girth, on Earth.	Ungle, to bungle
under, terrible blunder.	see, aisle three:	divan, in Japan.
-- They're fine	honey, of money.	neat, the heat,
sin, a fin.	tan, no man,	not, sounds hot.
harden, the garden,	Berlin, come in.	shower, an hour.
Decatur, horsepower vibrator,	sore; past four,	fits, my tits.
her. sate her.	Lance, different grants.	occupation, the nation
phone, her moan.	tack, their crack.	pleasing; and teasing.
Brenda, a blenda.

DILDOES - VIBRATORS BATTERIES

'e, lass flattery.	see, size C.	erection; with protection.
device, least thrice.	complain, to rain;	keys, to please...
dying!" crying --	obscene, jealously green	dying! is sighing!
dying! I'm trying	fritz; her wits.	Nan, with elan;
womanizers, best improvisers.	sighed; battery died.	Flattery, the hattery,
dying; I'm crying.	catteries, matter is.	need.. somebodys seed.
Sholtz, then bolts	Staines, the mains.	fantastic; of plastic.
about, without --	man-hater, date her.

DILDOES - WOODEN

Bella, a fella.	reliance, female defiance.	opinion, quimmy on.
Clarke, of mark.	churn, to turn.	stutter, a futter.
York, of cork.	York, of cork.	Hutch, too much!
Hood, of wood,	satisfaction; no reaction.	Coleen, no self-esteem.
Dallas, was callous.	sees, you please,	farrago, the cargo.
frigate, big hit,	obeyed, be belayed,	hawser, terms coarser,
wank, give thanks,	mizzen. lad lizzen,	artificial, be beneficial,
Genoa, old whoa.	today; either way.	LA, to play.
Spock, a cock.	Frump, a stump.	Frump, a lump.
Marie, a tree.	Bilbo, a dildo.	Vickery, some trickery.
Hecker, prosthetic pecker.	Brammer, damn her!	randy, the shandy.
Gray, mate's lay,	Hunt, a punt.	Diss, to piss.
that! and fat,	Tropp, a mop.	Khartoum, a broom.
Shamokin, leg, oaken.	church, the lurch,	Stein, white pine.
Raleigh, a trolley,	junction, to function,	Golightly, surprisingly sprightly)
daft; carpentry craft.	Yvette, with sweat.	Seoul, a pole,
Annie, more manny.	Kregg, one leg.

DILDOES - ZVARIOUS

McComb, and handsome.	Babette, a courgette.	Bonaparte, grown apart,
leather, a feather.	Bangkok, deified jock,	five-and-ten, fountain pen.
Broule, a tool.	Munich, a eunuch.	pubes, susceptible boobs,
bum, as dumb.	James, his games.	Bordeaux, for show.
best, a guest.	Blass, of glass.	vice, of ice
sigh, her eye.	front, her cunt.	Ottery, the lottery.
Dalrymple, so simple.	dyke, abusive dislike.	spastic, of plastic.
is, snuffling noises.	enough, the buff;	Starr, a cigar.
snake. and shake!	size; your thighs.	grasp, three-foot-plus asp.
door, a bore.	Hyde, the side.	dick, fick --
check, the peck.	Dick, corner chick.	Mountain, the fountain.
Neal, in Brazil.

DISEASE - AIDS

years, 'mongst peers,	joke, of bloke.	rear, perfectly clear:
past; at last.	Law, a ball,	curse, progressively worse.
Pease, medical pleas;	fair, maiden hair."	Charing, of Sharing.
infection, by injection.	clear. to fear!	moot, can dispute,
whore! next door.	protection, nasty infection.	Dick, was sick.
Saskatoon, for poon.	Dee, to see.	tripped, well quipped.
Pete, did meet.	Fred, his bed.	friend, his end,
-- darts --	Glades, no accolades;	hear, every year.
Heald, the field;	Madras, the ass.	them; show them,
maids; sex escapades.	Percy, AIDS controversy,	pray, right away.
1984, and more.	AIDS, over maids,	AIDS; get laid.
-- -- Prophylaxis.	Spain! but pain!	Glades, getting AIDS,
contracted, it enacted	Sloane, the bone.	Cork, call Dork,
Dock, my cock.	dame, sex game.	dissuades, violent tirades,
caught, he sought.	jades, of AIDS.	me! you see.
vacation? to temptation?	Finn, in chlorine.	address, said, "Yes!"
blades, Hebrew maids,	dear, do fear,

DISEASE - ALLERGIES

Ash, curious rash;	Ider, beside her,	Todd, his rod.
forgot, allergic...Atchoo!...to twat.	Sax, hayfever attacks	see: the tree.
breeze, to bees.	sneeze; avert allergies.	Todd, against cod,
blooming, summertime's looming.	lot, with snot,	how, Holy cow!
Rick, me sick;	Titus, his nephritis,	plasma, toxic miasma.
asthma, of plasma;	Alberquerque, cold turkey.	sing, 'most everything.
ease, to sneeze.	Tees, a sneeze.	stunning, my cunning
un-stripping, utterly gripping.	runt, terribly blunt:	Benny, my penny:
there, the hair?"	Hell, to quell	work, me berserk
Hell, to quell	... in quarts	confess, with Bess
Hell, as well	problem, gobble 'em.	joke; the bloke
GoomieGitchie, and itchy.	sneeze, his knees.

DISEASE - BRAIN

rankers: some bankers!	rare, needs despair.	not, brain rot
Blackwater, and shorter,	cramps, our lamps.	fart; an art.
days, who plays	days, winter malaise,	sneezing, quite displeasing.
staked, did make:	bloke; a poke.	Kane, did attain.

DISEASE - CANCER

diploma, pleasant aroma.	Steve; to believe.	egg, you leg)
cancer. an answer.	two, of you.	Gus, his esophagus.
gun, named Dunn,	-- for decision.	boomer, cancerous tumor,
esophageal, whole deal.	cancer; an answer.	tumor, a rumor;
worse, empty purse,	clinic, a picnic.	Bricker, and thicker.
saggy; that baggy.	me, at sea.	burn? it return?
depression, psychiatric session,	witch, a bitch.	pretty, left titty.
drug. just shrug.	LUST? my bust.	Lancer, her answer,
Perse, is worse:	Krantzer, the answer.	fickle; pretty nickel,
jerk, they work.	consumer, malignant tumor.	proficiency, with sufficiency.
head, they spread,	day; own way.	question; lethal injection
stats, their hats.	Tacoma, raunchy aroma.	Haver, to palaver.
doc. the shock.	cancer, mood enhancer.

DISEASE - CARDIAC

Jack, his back,	Mobile, to conceal.	Arthrosis! it! Sclerosis!
Joe, absolute "no,"	rejunction, Extreme Unction?	her. awake her?
China, a vagina.	oak, poets bespoke.	Lutz, his nuts.
Nell. could tell.	Julie, and drooly.	flowing, started growing;
Randitt, love bandit.	Fred, his head.	fades, for decades;
sick, odd trick.	mention: real dissension.	recommend, Comprehend?
aortic, friend astronautic.	fish, strong wish.	Jack, angina attack.
heart; we're apart.	vein, a cane,	Alice, his phallus.

DISEASE - COLDS

tough; it's rough.	infection. doctor detection.	Honiton, sonnet on.
flu, may do.	bug, and snug	curse. feel worse."
stricken, to quicken,	nose. everyone knows,	Churchill, rare chill;
concern; I learn.	low, be apropos.	day, to allay.
freezing, out pleasing	hacked, that attacked,	told, romances unfold.
nieces. to pieces.	Cologne, the bone;	lemonade, she made,
Tunney; not funny.	rug. old jug.	brain. garbage again.
cries, still advertise,	Flatic, was fanatic.	runny; or sunny.
flu, to do.	achin', is breakin'.	Barr, to far.
beaux, my clothes?	cold. days old.	sore; now poor.
Foo, going "Ah-Choo!";	Rhode, terrible code.	toddies; the bodies.
cold, was told	told, a cold.	Ed, the head.

DISEASE - COLDS/FLU - SERIES

luck, has snuck.	Tape. my nape;	nose, increasing airflows.
chest, a vest.	Ointment; peculiar scent.	Vick's, the tricks.
burns! handsome interns.)	D.L.; sickness befell.	sick; really quick.
warm; the norm.	drink. I think	admission: sad condition,
breave? my sleeve.	way, they say?	crick; to pick.
red; my head.	sick? with pick	arode, of thode.
bit, won't quit.	quart, la Mort",	tongue, it sprung.
week. Glenfiddich seek,	flu; to do.	I; is why:
Hurray! almost okay.	coughy; and offy.	frisky, Irish whiskey;
out, shuffling about.	Holiday, at play,	bed, the head.
sick," his dick,	flu; you do?	verse, be worse
wharf, ticklish cough.	thought, he caught.	sneezy, and queasy.
druthers, with others.	offing; and coughing.	wait. your fate.
sneezing; I'm freezing.	air, I declare.	dressed, I'm possessed

DISEASE - DYSLEXIA

Bogg, dyslexic fog;	untie! and I)	TUF. ain't eNUF
bureaucrats, of frats,	mix, strange fix.	disease; a breeze;
severe, and near,	Wright, would recite.	Joe, and Lo,"
Belle, would 'oHell'.	true. but you.	Mariah, "evil liar,"
ya, perplex ya,	Brook, a nook	reverse, this verse.
sex, is complex.	Bet, the net.	fog, agnostic log.
agnostic, thoughts diagnostic,	Yvonne, her chiffon;	Egyptian, practicing limericktician;
more, as before,	Britt, following bit:	Feb. a celeb.
Jeff. young Steph	I, to die.	Maccabean, pure Jacobean.

DISEASE - FLEAS/LICE/TICKS

Raleigh, by golly,	Gibb, ad lib,	forum, my decorum:
night, got tight.	Annie, her fanny.	home, infestation syndrome.
diet, try it.	mite. a bite.	splat. little brat,
one: not one;	Pease, to please.	Rome; a home.
laid, Idaho maid,	tease, their knees.	Louise, couldn't appease.
nice, of mice.	Louise, social disease,	Weed, without heed;
fees, of disease,	Bees, of fleas.	Xena, oh-so-much meaner.
malediction, cause constriction	ease, lover displeased.	said; well read.
theory; bit leery.	tick; out quick.	Lyme, the time.
Lyme, some opine.	bugs, some hugs.	rejection, closer inspection,
us, our penis.	well; to sell	nice, for, advice.
Jean, loving machine.	meticulousness, frequent pediculousness."	overseas, to please,
tick, Tom's dick.	chicks, of dicks.	tricks!" he licks.
moxie, old doxie.

DISEASE - FLU

flu, must do.	Percy, of mercy,	flu, he blew.
Drew, heavenly crew	Brazil, the chill.	take, a break;
Peru, were few.	Mulgrew, and flu.	Durban'. it's urban.)
flu! to do?	do. something new.	Michelle; going swell.
credenza, 1812 cadenza.	mess, is pitiless,	time, worrying crime
flu; to do.	'flu; should do.

DISEASE - FLU - AVIAN

on, fatally stricken	Secty) were nesting;	that's, baseball bats;
way, the UK.	Claude, the sod.	H5N1: it's done?
H5N1; it's done?	infected? be rejected?	infected? it's detected,
health, the wealth,	strife, -- life?	cow, vector somehow?
pretty, real witty;	whoosh!) a douche.	new, are through.
means, latest vaccines;	that's, baseball bats;	tough, a stuff

DISEASE - GOUT

Oporto, fore toe;	gout; go out.	gout, and about),
bout, of gout;	gout; would shout,	about? no doubt
shout, his gout.	stout; from gout.	"Curse! my nurse,
gout, must shout;

DISEASE - GUT

means, your beans.	buns; several nuns.	Cowl, the bowel.
Gretchen, so fetchin'.	Keyes, loathsome disease;	be-- cure remedy--
fascination. extensive mastication	cheeses, discomfort eases,	Schtoopen, iss droopen.
(PA) Mexico Way;	bad, quite glad,	diarrhea-- happen hea,
Gymeer, the rear.	stream; would seem.	do, number two.
alone; at home.	scenes, of greens,	floor, no more.
holiday, cramps today.	Titus: anal detritis.	cafeteria, rabid bacteria
tell, as hell.	germs. some pachyderms?	simple; a wimple.
Bean, that's unclean.	fits, I quits.	funny; any money,
for, ailments galore!"	lake, belly ache.	Nolan, so swollen.
bile, the Nile.	vindaloo, through you.	plasmodium, well-earned ODIUM,
Kloo, telling you	sneezing; and wheezing.	bug. and jug,
Potts, into knots.	fret, stomach upset.	water-BORNE, disease suborn

DISEASE - HERPES

belly, with jelly.	Bortz, genital warts;	rape, (mandrill)
Burpees; serves slurpees.	Burpee's, genital herpes,	mount; keep count.
Schwartz, genital warts;	-- his neck.	Fred, his bed.
Burpee's, or Slurpees.	Moore, the Corps,	Norte, and sporty.
siree; the sea.	bought, he sought	secretion, genital region,
Chris, principally this:	fear. a year.	inspection, at detection.
Rose, her toes.	ffyfe; my wife:	petting, me sweating!
rotten; had boughten.	reports, venereal warts,	dick, on thick
scary, garden grow?	Kilkenny, were many	sex; for checks.

DISEASE - IASIS

elephantiasis, a criosis.	compassion, this fashion.	Vaughn, a faun.
Bluxom, and buxom.	Stamboul, a tool,	Jones, of crones.
Belliasis, of satyriasis,	queer, the rear.	diocese, with elephantiasis,
elephantiasis, on this!	Simms, oversized quims,	abound, swelling profound.
satyriasis, psychiatrists' biasis,	Lutz, or buts,	Parnassus, Peter Manassas.
psoriasis? from elephantiasis?	matter, a hatter.	psoriasis, it is.
Schlitz, and shits.	diocese, from trombidiasis,	diocese, by elephantiasis.

DISEASE - LEPROSY

scab; of rehab.	Gelloff, sent off.	Molokai, lepers hie)
disease. there, please.	grippe, the tip.	fettle. a medal.
her, a leper.	nieces, always increases	Pepper, high stepper.
much, and such.	gyp, could slip.	town, it 'round.
Culpepper, terminal leper.	arm, a farm.	Moore, in Singapore.
hell, horrible smell.	dip. excellent chip.	hears, for years.
kep'er, a leper;	gland; his hand!	max, for snacks;
view, their goo.	flaking, was baking.

DISEASE - MAD COW

cow, to plow.	dead? the head.	track. burgers back.
see; Bessie be.	anomalies, policies --	disturb, to curb,
Byrne, had learned	disease, other countries,	quaking; he's taking.
disease, vet's remedies.	disease, your knees.	K?" anyone say
ease, the knees.	Elise. with fleas;	disease, nasty sneeze.
Lewis, woo us;	insane. to gain?	sick! his dick!
starter. a martyr.	disease, her knees,	disease, your knees.
disease, Washington, D.C.	hell; to swell.	disease, your knees
got, you're hot!	1: be done	true? all blue!
disease, your ease.	disease, So please,	disease, their fleas.
disease, cows overseas.	disease, and peas,	woooooed, moral turpituuuuude.
now! a cow.	disease, Bosnia, overseas.	loathing, now diagnosing
ease; a squeeze.	jump. her rump,	me; I see.
intense, some sense.

DISEASE - MENTAL

algophilia, kill ya!	ya? got algophilia.	read, you indeed.
Lynn, wasn't thin.	coped, had hoped.	soon; true boon.
doubted; persistently pouted.	stress, the mess	pull; is full;
groping, fervently hoping	blessed, gets stressed;	inherited; heard said.
Lou, or two.	control, of soul.	day, world pay.
Sydney, her plea,	Argentia, a freintia?"	sane, wholly insane,
despair, my hair.	Sid, he did.	Kerr, the stair.
Hyde, feelings inside;	bore; the door.	now, quite how
hypochondriacal, also encyclopediacal;	amnesia, the freesia.	nut; just smut,
one, sow one,	herself, the shelf.	right, red light.
Lassen, loony assassin.	"sane". the same.	DeBoff, would scoff.
Patrick, needs pediatric.	rarity, health parity,	Rose, her nose.
Rose, her nose,	Nancy, so fancy,	Cologne; was prone.
Miami, him balmy.	peptic; called cataleptic.	"we"; just "me".
validity, with rigidity	hugged, and mugged.	true; wife too.
air, over there.	idea; and poeia);	Anne, a "Nan".
thrombosis, cause neurosis,	Paige, terrible rage.	Jane, quite insane.
merits, her parents;	sign, family line.	Eames, it seems.
Sayre, the air	free, on me,	he, from insanity?
true; just grew!	stop; rhythmic glop.	preach, within reach,
loon, the moon.	insane, the rain,	tonight, not right.
fav- all behave?"	me. gotten free.	Ealling, irrational feeling
creep; peep --	throats. of quotes	Maine; with pain.
yours, in sores;	too. gonna do!	tell; that smell?

DISEASE - MENTAL - ALZHEIMERS

wow, the prow.	day; but hey,	say, eggs away.
calculation, profuse veneration.	Disease, you please.	November, early December,
Ben. know when.	yet, to bet.	a, old timer,
toll, more droll.	profound, local playground.	river, care giver,
grow, be slow.	wisenheimers, of Alzheimer's.	Flynn, to win.
bay, sure way:	nice, a trice,	timers, old rhymers.
timers, old rhymers.	straying, been braying.	Glovers, the covers,
Wotton, memory's rotten.

DISEASE - MENTAL - DEPRESSION

Wells, "blue" spells.	ditch; smelling bitch.	noose, broke loose.
West, my chest."	way, do lay.	sea, on me.
criticism; low biorhythm?	road; this load.	illusion, and delusion.
me, in phlebotomy.	Depression, and passion.	this, like bliss.
more. you're sore.	Yantic, became frantic;	'em, disburse 'em.
fig, your wig,	high, the sky,	matter; gets badder.
please; your cheeks.	too, something, boohoo.	fret-- bad yet;
sisters, a twister.	rhyme, the time.	well, its smell.
Cream-- so supreme--	wrong, too long	forever, end never.
amiss, never miss.	squeeze, of these.	blue-- I too
fits. than debits.	frown, to drown;	Mongolia, strange melancholia.
depressive, wildly excessive.	renamed. doctor exclaimed.	disorder, hold water.
cheerful; me fearful;	Montrose, his foes;	fade, depressing charade.
Crescent, most effervescent,

DISEASE - MENTAL - NEUROSIS

wonky, bit bonky.	doubt. going out.	Matter; grow fatter
Insane! my brain)	crazy, am lazy.	Pennsylvania, positive mania
disdain, to abstain,	houses, and blouses.	drowses, the boughses;
trouses, mouse is,	carouses, Alison Crowse's,	howses, the Strausses,
shocking? start knocking.	Manitoba, got claustrophoba.	Sean, partially gone.
you, disrobe you,"	Crete, for feet.	night; my fright;
morn; my horn;	is, sexual paralysis.	Mills, and pills.
Iris, a virus.	loon, the moon.	rationality, about mortality.
emphatic, whether rheumatic,	able, quite unstable.	McNuss, and fuss.
Alice, with malice:

DISEASE - MENTAL - SCHIZOID

Hemans, delirium tremens.	needs, mind feeds	Fitz, he remits.
Fitz, nightly sits.	Fitz, Ms. Ritz.	"shaft" and laughed!
Paul, Charles DeGaulle,	sanity, split personality.	Brad, bit mad.
Nash, as hash;	Eugenia, rank schizophrenia.	Hyde, by side;
Doane, and prone,	Lloyd, very annoyed.	Struther, his mother,
Struther, and other	nut, old slut).	bemused, schizoids confused.
benign, a decline	voices; no choices.	see, on TV.
much, and such.	hues, and blues.	again. more sane.
bright, all right.	drugs, deaf shrugs,	tale; psychotropes fail.
disgrace; not uncommonplace.	state, others relate.	twit; won't fit
alone; a clone.	Struther, his mother	possessed, on request.
Cheyney, not zany,

DISEASE - MENTAL - TREATMENT

be, their belfry.	Cassity, with audacity.	Madrid, her lid;
Almightly! 'tedium vitae',	-- green phalluses?	well, can tell.
work, one jerk.	daft, from draught;	condition, of commission.
observation: require stimulation!	experimental, stuff excremental.	her, in manure.
ain't, four-point restraint.	curse, psycho nurse.	changed; you're deranged!
iodine, real fine;	store; other before!

DISEASE - ROIDS

these?" his ease.	Hugh, his shoe.	miles, giant piles;
colitis, gut dermatitis.	Titus, painful phlebitis,	Hayman, a shaman,
Monette, dainty soubrette.	McCue, the loo;	Vistula, you, la!"
throne, him alone.	Floyd, inflamed hemorrhoid,	cruel. of school.
Giles, miserly wiles.	Holyoke, ripe artichoke.	hemorrhoid? rather avoid!
Lloyd's, he avoids.	annoyed; lover deployed,	piles, with smiles,
Boyd's, of hemorrhoids.	pits; one sits.	Giles, pendulous piles
Giles, with piles.	education, itching sensation	Myles, lead-covered vials
Lloyd's, on asteroids.	Isles, from piles.	smiles, alias piles.
stranger, "Lone Ranger."	Styles, for miles.	sly; to die;
miles; in smiles.	glum, to come,	fair. I declare!
joke, to poke.	saver, wonderful flavor.

DISEASE - SKIN

Hackney, with acne.	Dalrymple, so simple.	Hackney, terminal acne:
Louise, with ease,	pimple; is simple."	dick?", to Mick.
pressing, how depressing.	boils, some oils,	snatch, were attached
prick?" true dick	scoff. boff --	root, your coot.
CANKER, places danker.	junk'll, horrid carbuncle	please, recurrent disease:
lass, the grass:	flow." do go.	dash, a flash.
Cyrus, a cytomegalovirus.	Berlin, bad skin).	rough, scatter dandrufff.
match; to scratch.	rash, a sash.	jungle, complete bungle.
witch, a bitch.	Ben, a wen.	upset, a bet.
Michigan, itch again;	doc's, chicken pox.	LeGrange, the mange.
Tibet, would fret.	zit! Oh shit!	simple; friend Dalrymple,
Dover, the clover.	course; the source.	nightly, fingers tightly.
psoriasis, why izzis?"	babies; with rabies.	fun, a ton.
Isis, no crisis.	Berlin, his skin.	Biarritz, great zits."
Melrose, his nose.	Birkenhead, and red;	Belize, his knees.
wagon, of shaggin'.	know, I go	fun, noonday sun.
tanker, did canker.	Hitchin, terrible itchin'.	Ives, the hives.
snooker, (venereal wart)	wanker, a CANKER.

DISEASE - VD

Mame, can name.	Mitch, a stitch,	diseases, "Holy Jesus!
procure. quite sure,	Shores, old whores;	trip. a tip,
mate, to berate.	Lydia, chronic chlamydia.	gaucho, comedian Groucho.
Sonoma, (genital wart)	disease; you please.	York, yeasty fork.
demure; virginal, pure.	nice; her, twice.	Darjeeling, of feeling,
McEnnis, his penis.	yacht, a doc;	Leicester, to feicester;
wine. real fine.	affection, large collection	Moore; scrofulous whore.
Chinese, a disease.	Polynesian, was Norwegian.	cubic. by Rubic.
Plains, Claude Rains.	decision, and derision	true, than you.
curse, the nurse.	see, Blanket Party"	Jen; and then,
nice; by mice.	King, his bowstring.	diseases, a sneezes.
wanker, hideous canker.	hygiene: machine;	Mexico, too slow.
catching, their snatching	V.D., you'll see.	Nitz, it fits.
blotchy!" his crotchy.	Crimea, in "-rhea,"	Mauritius, was delicious.
Louise, green cheese.	profuse. ol' cooze.	erection, prudent protection,
Barrens, live herons.	insidious, horribly hideous!	community, with impunity;
spillin', longer willin'.	demure, virginly pure.	dare, very rare.
picky, too sticky.	me; with VD.	not, I've got.
erection, of protection.	ooze, Dish Sue's	Listowel, everyone's goal.
Sylvester, North Leicester.	had, were glad:	prevention, the contention.
is? pussy paralysis.	todger, my lodger.	Schuler, a ruler
Obaditch. real bitch.	Nantucket, a bucket;	France, his lance.
Vitas, diagnosed salpingitas,	Iran, aged madam,	Mars, Venus's bars.
Louise, to please.	astound, was found.	snatchy; red patchy.
surmise, by flies.	"Please, and bees.	Tucker, named Smucker.
Dial. a trial.	today, the hay.	Narraganset, chance it.
feared; once reared,	trapeze, you please.	her, customer banker.
Range, the mange.	virus) plaguing me;	true; know, do.
shores, my whores;	machine; normally keen;	chick, hued dick.

DISEASE - VD - CHANCROID

screw, day through.	Sanker. a chancre.	Paul, the hall.
calls. one falls,	Hollow, to follow.	berries, California cherries.
Shorty, quite sporty.	hauls, its palls;	Shorty, was sporty.
Sioux, but screw.	tanker, drops anchor,	Belgrade, her dismayed.
Corrigan, Pierpont Morgan.

DISEASE - VD - CLAP

chap; the map.	Brown, the town.	Lee, to pee."
Knapp, of sap.	dwellings, bad smellings.	Twickenham, in 'em.
Snap, the map.	see, you pee.	Brookshire; would tire.
teased, her knees.	Floozy; quite woozy.	wrapper, named Knapper.
Tantivy, the privy.	chap?" Archibald Knapp.	Schnapps, and Japs;
Bordeaux, St Lo.	madcap; his mishap.	Dot, That Spot.
Lapp, much crap.	spin, of sin.	Freed, she peed,
Aberystwyth, pissed with?	Post, heavenly host	Maria, bad diarrhea.
true, a few.	Freddy, his steady;	Dilke, green silk.
Tripp, a ship.	flap, a cap.	complete, named Pete,
Stover, to Jehovah.	Korea, contracts diarrhea.	fiery, the inquiry,
Strap, the clap.	Papp, a rap.	shot, Mexican tot.
shag, dick bag,	Bee, for free.	Norwegian, Foreign Legion.
McGee, too free.	gonorrhea, me free-a.	returned, I burned.
Yap, her map.	Colonel, journal --	Biddle, she'd diddle.
been, Mr. Quinn?"	Basil, hooker, Hazel.	chap, your lap,
Chinee, to pee.	Tunney, bit runny.	pious; non-specific urethritis.
Paris, and Marie.	night. much GEMUTLICHKEIT,	Mariah, try her.
Dundee, to pee.	cough. him scoff.	Cheadle, a beadle.
Krapp, her map--	Ted, and said,	Randall, can't handle.
clap, her lap.	Euler, a ruler	Jalap, old sap.
Klepper, a stepper.	Shorty, be sporty.	nation, try fornication.
jockey, feeling rocky.	Nottingham, garroting 'em.	Trappe, his jappap.
Hoboken, started pokin'.	Dublin, him troublin'.	Hap, the clap.
flirt, her skirt.	Hammer, a s-s-s-s-s-s-stammer.	dancer, cervical cancer.
peril," named Merrill.	Ian, and shein',	Fife, his wife.
pus; Great-Grandpa Gus.	Frank, to thank	Mel, sleazy motel;
Terrazzo, twat so?	Gaea, a player.	Korea, Typhoid Maria;
Nick; a tick.	pants, the chance	O'Shea, with gonorrhea:

DISEASE - VD - CLAP - SERIES

Hahn, with gon:	con, cynical John,	sea, to pee.
rap, the clap.	lover, sadly discover,	same, sex game.
trip. a tip	ploy; be coy.	head, he's dead.
gonorrhea, that appear.	gonorrhea, or here?"	wonder, virgins asunder.
explain, the pain.	Trout, a redoubt.	'em; at 'em.
killin'; be willin'.	Dee; I pee.	Dee; can't pee;
inspecting, been infecting	strain; terrible pain.	Flo; a ho.
days, "shortened stays".	willin', and villain;	sure; and pure:
Dave, sexual slave.	Lee; won't pee!"	loo, can do."

DISEASE - VD - COLORS

Salinas, us --	been, of Maureen.	butt, left nut.
Hague, be plague.	latrine, lady marine;	bitches, it itches,
cynic; the clinic.	not. syphyllitic twat!	dots, make mots.
Manchuria, was scruinga;	cow, a sow.	bed; hay bed.
explain, terrible pain.	eyes, romantic sighs,	Caius, social disease.

DISEASE - VD - CRABS

tabs, taxi cabs.	Babbs, with crabs,	unclean, new Vaseline.
Cottam, bought 'em.	Greece, with fleas.	zone, hair overgrown,
Adam, travelling madam,	Gaza, a razor.	latch, mirror attach.
Owerin, a scourin',	"Hush! the bush!"	Rose, her beaux.
crabs, his abs	covers, just hovers.	labs, of crabs,
Saddam, travelling madam,	Kline, age nine.	Babbs, their cabs.
Arbor, her barber.	beard, young Deird.	me, with Bee.
Babs, and dabs;	balls, softly calls,	Labs, get crabs--
Babs, and dabs.	hair, 'down there'.	Babs, sand dabs.
miss. is this:	Reading, is spreading."	crabs, to jabs,
Fe, hot lay.	McNabs, low drabs,	"nice" with lice.
within, as sin.	Grace, Teutonic race.	Lottom, got 'em.
Verde, refugee Kurd.	price, small rice;	Rice, pubic lice.
abs, many grabs.	McMitchin, the kitchen.	Stottam, her bottom.
Lee, and free.	Lowell, my bestowal:	Banff, times dampf.
nice, than twice.	use, she'd choose.	protested; have requested.
Rice, than ice.	Dalhousie, drowsy --	dastard, pruritus unmastered.
Michigan, itch again."	Decker, his pecker.	Kay, off-handed way:
Lorna, warn her,	pits, up gets,	Kitts, him fits.
sweet, never mistreat	McAdam, hollered, "Madam,	France, her pants.
Fitch, fucking sonofabitch	dabs, her scabs.	atrocious, becoming ferocious,
drabs, as Bab's.	Witch" or rich;	oasis, of places.
shaped, her undraped.	Twitchell; her niche'll	place; to chase;
Venus, obscene is.	Mitchener, began itchiner.	sand; could stand.
Natchez, them scratches,	catches, it attaches,	hatches, in patches.
fleas. mistress' chemise.	ditch, me itch.	Minter; imprint her.
Wenatchee: can matchee.	Nance, her pants.	stabs, Yellow Cabs.
Klatch, scratch --	Babs, fuck perhaps.	Elise, her knees.
curvaceous, most tenacious,	say, to stay,	-- bad catch!
bitch, Miss Fitch.	Hitchin, the kitchen.	beach. biologists teach.
pain, way explain,	lice; remedies thrice;	Zoe; crazy go,
McNabb, a crab,	Terminus, all verminous.	seethe; with teeth.

DISEASE - VD - CRABS - SERIES

say, my hay."	mischance, a glance.	said. in bed,
thread. descending head.	Louise; her knees.	Adore, the floor,
tizzy; was dizzy;	affection, for inspection;	tubes, your pubes.
Keys, and bees.	pits, the zits.	care, down there.
fox; have flocks.	truth? his youth?	eyes, so nice.
smile, long while.	charms, your arms,	Babs, with crabs.
seventy-three, her virginity.	vex. had sex.	realize, Mary's thighs.
trick, real quick.	another; his brother.	fool; your tool.
mincers; they're convincers.

DISEASE - VD - FEMALE

disgrace, took place.	Ash, horrible rash.	Lillian, brilliant vermillion,
Lester, molest her.	disease, some decrees,	Lydia, of chlamydia;
Lydia, with chalmydia;	Dupree, it be?"	Lydia, by Chlamydia.
mine, of slime!	thought. she'd caught.	be? a pee.
Chester, request her.	Lee, the sea.	Maltese, Hooker's Disease,
Regina, North Carolina.	Hortense, our gents,	Baghdad, she had.
Gore, incredibly thore.	Lee, got P.I.D.;	Casey, quite racy.
Joyce, sweet voice.	imperial, love-making ethereal.	Ulva, magnificent vulva...
McPherson, her person.	Isthmus, got vaginismus.	Lee, large fee.
us, invite us.	DunEllen, call Helen,	inspection. for protection.
Natchez, their snatches	Lebanese, Los Angelese.	lass; of ass,
itch, to pitch.	surprise, Dr. Wise;

DISEASE - VD - HOOKERS

whore, be sure.	Dolores, old Morris.	Bess, Loch Ness;
Flo, the go.	aware, willingly share.	whore, festering sore.
content, she went.	Sacramento; me demento!	city! just bitty.
fort. quimberry torte.	wood, it stood	friend, the end,
watch, on scotch,	lad, had had.	Sea-Hole, key hole.
queuing, all screwing,	Rio, told me-o,	banker, a chancre,
anchor, and chancre.	banker, thank her...	banker, would hanker.

DISEASE - VD - JUNGLE ROT

Sodom, someone's bottom.	crude. would protrude.	area, sex' hysteria.
excursion, Christian conversion.	be? they pee?	got. so hot.
went, a tent.	Rot?" and hot."	disease," a squeeze.
back, and lack	came. bit lame;	mind?" are kind
got?" it's not.	head, her bed.	Poppencott, tropical rot.

DISEASE - VD - MALE

Linus, eating vaginas.	Rick: not sick;	Queeness, royal he-ness
Worf, a wharf.	bore; a whore.	Chester, best her,
Breeze, Marcel Chemise.	me? loin, see?	Ferdinand; was grand.
McBeezes? he pleases.	Key, the V.D.	Samoa, a hoa,
Prince. he sprints.	Westchester, undressed her.	see. all be
community, with impunity.	K-2, in Taegu.	Kelly, his belly;
Kong, Kong dong.	rough, your stuff.	meet, a beet.
came, good-looking dame.	foot, from Beirut.	Wyoming, cathouse roaming.
old, when told.	penicillin, kill 'em	Tripp, his ship;
dreidel, a table,	sews) confidence soar;	Castile, a deal.
Sylvester, caressed her.	Mitch, prurient itch;	Rick, his dick.
Latrobe, to probe,	miser, called Eliza.	Aberystwyth, grist with,
Vinal, was spinal.	DeVries, disease --	D.C. of V.D.
Mitch, inguinal itch;	McClure, percent pure.

DISEASE - VD - POX

Bay, went away,	vulgaris, in Paris.	number, a plumber,
plight-- the light,	before, and sore.	knees, by degrees,
way, by day.	sarcastic, too plastic,	Myna, Earl DeLyna.
Druid, of Clwyd;	box, with pox.	Cashmere, fine Bayadere.
Bertie, at thirty;	pox; many knocks.	beau, a bubo,
boy, to toy	wild, a child.	Rockaway, block away.
lazy, was Daisy.	Tiflis, customers syphilis.	Uttoxeter, at her.
punctilious, most supercilious.	men. to ten.	Kellheim, hell I'm
station, fine reputation,	Morse, "Of course,	cocks, Pandora's Box.
prick, ambulance, quick.	fate, first mate	panacea, his Medea.
ranker, Hunterian chancre.	distraught, she's got.	Blackpool, Snaggletooth's tool.
praise, her face;	school, his tool;	Blackpool, the genepool.
Herman, was permanent.	Eutoxeter, baroque sweater.	McClure, quite sure
dew, for you."	Blackpool, that's uncool.	Kentucky, unappeasably fucky.
Bavaria, was malaria.	gift, than miffed;	anchor; chancre --
Algiers, scalding tears.	Reading, kept spreading.	Biff, growing stiff,
Penang, his whang.	honeybun, a gun.	thicket, her wicket.
'Nay' one day.	Eutoxeter, at her.	Molucca, fuck her.
Uttoxeter, at her.	Roxy, foxy doxie.	fault; her vault.
defeated; is completed,	Fritz, to blitz,	Grotton, with cotton.
War, a whore.	yore, wandering whore.	get; with sweat.
Cox, the box.	ox, the pox.	street, sure treat.
complex; in sex.	bit, to wit:	Hague, was vague.
civilized, be prized:	Jules, hygienic rules.	Dallas, his phallus.
complain, a pain,	Tiflis, of Triphallus.	pox; an ox.
Goldilocks, the docks,

DISEASE - VD - SEVERAL

Shorty, quite sporty.	AUGHT. he bought	Tricks, for clicks;
box, various jocks.	Schwartz, venereal warts,	Abby, customers flabby.
Lou, all-girl crew.	door, each whore.	whore, no more.
Hadley, cad lie.	dick, pretty quick.	shocks, old cocks.
Tobruk, your luck!	Juan" condom on.	lout, gals about.
dancer, romance her.	lasses, as crevasses,	Mitch, inguinal itch,
ethereal, in serial;	said; of red.	Vern; to burn.
Earl; Vern's girl!	Bella; her feller.	hay; Valentines Day.
Tiflis, so shiftless,	Babs, his scabs.	Roilet" boil it;
nice; and lice.	Bolivia, of Olivia;	Peru, young Sue.
noux, from Peru.	Patagonia; and bonier.	Bolivia, of Olivia;
Trapp, the clap,	name; was game.	O'Connor, his honor,
Rhea, Their idea?	Mize, but wise);	Sue; Sonny, do;
flu, to do.	brother, any other.	Cyrus, extremely desirous.
Disease, to freeze;	STD: AIDS, etc.,	Belize, and cheese.
Banker, a chancre.	blight, that bite;	Hame, a shame!
Knapp, old chap,	Kapps, the maps.	Maria; new panacea;
known, now grown.	Patricia, her fissure.	Phyllis, me syphilis--
Ipswich, the itch.	whore, old Singapore.	is, she pleases,
gonorrhea, and diarrhea,	Belize, and fleas	Belize, with disease;
desirous, named Iris,	delirium, named Miriam,	heat, Elvira Keat,
York; yeasty fork;

DISEASE - VD - ZSERIES

disease; not pleased.	physician, smelly emission,	dance; looking askance.
her; snub her.	exist. somewhat pissed:	been, of Maureen.
bad, I had	cow, a sow.	went, new appointment.
should, real good.	fine, in line.	hard, old bard;
perfume! her room!	lie, they'd cry;	eye, and by.
94, no more,	adore"... small sore...	Lee, a fee.
Moore, a whore.	wawge, with ahrths,	catch, a snatch?
me, they pee.	nose, and grows.	please, Hansen's disease,
learned: be burned,	late; my pate.	Gus, the bus.
Gus; with pus.

DISEASE - VIRAL

think. could drink.	nose, I froze.	work, a perk.
Pingles, and mingles.	Zaire, this year.	persistence, muster resistance.
breezes, various cheeses,	surcease, at ease.	listers, woolly sisters.
Earth: is worth.	pale, in jail.	provide, to hide.
Mavies, delivering babies;	"shingles" and tingles.	Jenner, to render
Cyrus, a mbirus;"	us, the Papyrus	dread, has spread.
will, seriously ill;

DISEASE - ZOTHER

Dave, a cave.	Prague, the ague.	say; their way.
anthrax, your tracks,	here; exactly clear.	deployed; checkout tabloids.
learned, or burned;	Pete, to defeat;	dame, the same.
buboes, few beaux.	gloom; my doom.	Fred, in bed.
Lyme, the time.	I, porters nearby.	crud. the bud,
Pease, with ease.	Marseilles, his eye.	Pease, with these."
shock, the doc.	'round. lie down."	dear?" her rear.
doc. from shock.	forgot, exceedingly hot,	better, God-awful weather.
goodbybe, the sky.	disease, purple fleas	Young, had brung;
Graves, times misbehaves;	alumnus, horrible fungus,	Veep, called Gleep.
bug, your rug;	in, tea in;	halitosis, dreadful neurosis,
a, Upper Manchuria,	Beadle's, hospital, Cheadles	river, his liver.
spreading; totally dreading,	tree, most beautifully.	got, tight spot.
lumbago; may go.	cream, high esteem,	malaria, widespread hysteria.
a, is scarier.	fug, falciparum bug,	range, rather strange,
Celia, fungus disease)	mumps, big lumps.	funny, much money,
Bea, inflammatory disease)	-- she'd piss.	g- gets vague;
Prague, the plague.	Platonic; on (ick!);	Patch, her snatch.
Gladys, for gratis.	cough, and scoff,	Leidit, denied it.
Fitch, prurient itch;	Oswego. of prurigo:	Preston, vest on.
overseas, a sneeze;	Ealing, very unfeeling.	border, afford her.
Schweitzer, bites her.	River, perpetual shiver;	tuberculosis, small doses.
Ted, him head.	light) azotic, (nitrogen)	Belize, dreadful disease.
Teas, dreadful disease.	shout, recurring bout.	hideous, the ultra-fastidious.
China, her vagina.	Carolina, you angina!	Eliases, from trichomoniasis.
al-Tartushi, festering sushi.	Rash, who pash.	verruca, a look-a.
say: all day	a, Upper Manchuria,	express, big mess,
VATICINATION. folks' vacillation	debasing, are facing.	you; axle-grease too;
Castella, a fella;

DISEASE - ZOTHER - INTERNAL

pain, the rain,	Ayr, his hair.	geisha, mild alopecia;
twat, the slot.	true. would you?	ignores, Goes outdoors
Bohemia, and steamier.	Rick, your pick;	Point, to anoint.
articulation, his coordination,	Brussels, make muscles.	anthropoid, named Floyd.
us, hadn't bursitis.	Kell, to hell.	scolders; my shoulders.
cull, named Meakle	allurin', some curin',	Camp, a tramp.
afibrinogenemia: plain anaemia,	stick; feel sick.	Pease, Kawasaki disease;
-- doctor's advice.	Gomer, his boner.	keen. our Jean.
nephralgia, only neuralgia;	disease, to decease.	do, to screw.
debased, Dopa straight-faced:	wakin', lake 'n'	Walt, & Malt
us. it is.	tickets, of ricketts.	wickets, the tickets!
Jeff, of breath.	thing, a king.	tinnitus; It is
Mick, trigeminal tic;	ills, liver pills.	Rick, my prick;
bows, her toes.

DISEASE - ZSEVERAL

Goditch, the itch.	Gould, his tool:	Jones, decalcified bones;
Isthmus, (lockjaw)	Burt, terribly hurt.	lout, exceedingly stout.
buying, is supplying.	sperms, by worms.	croup, eyelid droop.
pox; our jocks.	Legionaire; we swear	menengitis, r hydrocephalitis
spots, black dots,	thing, to bring	killer. feeling iller.
Rhyll, get ill.	pyorrhea, dislexic myolea.	Perth, from birth.
years, in tears,	phlebitis, for arthritis,

DOCTORS

day, doctor away,	"Rest, be best."	ER? by far?
"double, Mrs. Hubbell,	Noel, his goal;	Geek, you seek
diet, and quiet.	work! could shirk;	will, health bill,
adore, your score.	Bollen, and swollen;	flip, some lip.
bend, rear end.	virus; hire us.	Friend, I contend.
Proctor, her doctor.	physician. Nocturnal emission.	bum, his thumb.
Dr. really Shr.	pest, the test,	Montpelier, heal yer;
taught, due thought.	outrageous, assuage us.	Bea, a fee,
Green, new vaccine;	Buell, a rule,	Gene; I've seen.
bones, Doc Jones.	sure, would cure,	Delhi, the telly,
Cheevers, of believers.	suffice, some advice:	rounds, many lbs
Hurst, the first	Munrow, could know,	theatrics, few geriatrics,
medicaster, presage disaster,	fine, a divine	mellow, and Jell-O.
Dezalls, any balls.	say, that way,	disturbed; available curbed.
Hades, with maties.	enjoy, Oh boy!	more, of gore;
Knox, their socks."	true. pharmacist too?	complaint, it ain't.
Bray, surgical tray.	Tobago, and sago;	Hurst, extremely well-versed.
Fitches; without hitches.	Methusalem, to Jerusalem.	O'Quinn, and McMinn;
complexion, arm inspection.	Glitz, the shits.	Peck, he'd trek.
Fox, expect pox.	mediocrities, of Hippocrates,"	Cutter, he'd putter
Moe. young Joe.	chronic, a tonic,	show, thought so.
prognosis: develop thrombosis.	depressed, to undress?	Rex, cases complex,
Durkee, and quirky.	Scott, a lot.	Flaster, and faster.
Minsk, from Pinsk.	Battic, or erratic.	prognosis, my diagnosis

DOCTORS - EXAMS

Titus, acute laryngitis."	Vienna, old henner.	'em, ache come;
Jew, did you	Wop, wake up,	Kraut, no doubt
wide, deeper inside,	Rollo, barium swallow.	Pine, my spine.
fake, a headache,"	cuff, a puff.	cold, was old.
cold, the fold	bold, the fold,	Sam, doctor's exam.
best, your chest,	Pask; to task.	said: your head."
dump, to pump.	more, then tore.	gent, he went.
said, this bed."	agree, is free."	physician, of contrition,
fiddle, puzzling riddle:	hernia, dern ya,	doc, old sock,
downed, all around;	venom, denim --	say, go astray.
lumps; the mumps.	simple: This pimple	fee, with me?"
Kirk, than berserk.	flung, that hung	knew, were true.
tired." he desired.	toe, his woe.	book; dared overlook.
walk, his doc.	unkind, your mind.	state, to relate.
report, to thwart.	France, doctor askance,	pup; is E-cup.
fuss. a truss.	carefully, to knee.	pill. will kill
Fretter, and sweater.	singer; definite ringer.	older, is colder;
pain, in vain.	long; her wrong.	grand; I planned,"
Bill, tri-colored pill.	inclined, I find	gripe, medical hype.
middle; you piddle.	Paleontologist, younger Psychologist,	request, his chest.

DOCTORS - FEMALE

docs, my socks;	Jane, big pain.	Jack, his back.
student, badly bent.	lies. heavenly thighs]	Proctor, lady doctor.
-- her lawn;	Flower. her power,	care, hernia there."
Spelling, my swelling.	meotus, referencing "foetus",	proctology. in psychology.
doc. from shock,	run- practices, son.	tense, her sense;
Friday, an ID	doctor, shocked 'er;	parade; was made
door, right before	saw, quite sure."	go", the show.
said, to bed."	Doc, did knock.	injection, my erection.
zip, said, "Strip."	pain, her, "Jane,	rise, my thighs;
Jane, me pain."	cheek, the week;	knob, a job
sighs, her eyes,	"No." a hoe;	spire, of desire,
speak, the peak.	Therapist, me pissed."	Therapist; Get" list.
Therapist; Get" list.	insist. Ruth missed.	on, Eve Loveson
oncologist; female phrenologist.	Shuler; be purer.

DOCTORS - GYNECOLOGY

Hong, the dong!"	Birch, top perch.	price, so nice.
Pete. my sweet;	stirrups, your gear-ups,	Natchez, big batches.
Potts; hurt lots.	glass; poor class.	Luntz, transforming cunts.
nails. the males,	Guild, Rob Shilled.	position, your condition.
more, there before?"	Moriphus, a fuss!	Schwartz, his aborts.
Scott, diddly squat	Heep, lost sleep.	Flynn, a grin.
Schick, a chick,	hunch), delivery bunch,	admission... an optician?
is, time passes.	short-sighted, you excited,	passes, wear glasses.
Hunt, a runt,	Fred, pussy-flaps spread,	Pickett, her thicket.
Ray, the day.	cavort, their forte.	Dale, 'Holy Grail',
feels, he kneels.