Limeric Index

"ASSES - PLUGGED" through "BIRTH CONTROL - FAULTY"

ASSES - PLUGGED

class; at mass.	use) that attacks	John, leather thongs.
Worcester. seduced her.	Ward, awfully bored;	Kent, she went.
solon, hole in	whose, her do-dos,	Burnett, a vet!"
bit, would hit,	Joel, a mole.	Luby, pound ruby.
Dennis, nobody's binness.	fourteen, sexual routine.	lung- my tongue,
erection, marble collection.	friend, you bend,	Val, poor gal.
Nantucket, her bucket.	Joel, his bowel.	Troon, of tune,
yer- his wiener	green, have seen.	Heuge, Baton Rouge;
Harris, to embarrass,	Stan, was grand.	dear, very clear."
Kentucky, was lucky.	boob, test tube.	crass, his ass.
pee, my repository.	Lancaster, a disaster.	Poland, hole in
lass, of Mass.	lad, became glad	schtup, two pups.
soiree, good lay	her, a sinner!"	Ben, once again.
Cass, of class.	cursed, to burst.	inspection, own protection,

ASSES - PLUGGED - ANIMAL

Clough: instantly stuff	Wheeling, garden a-kneeling,	Neil, to feel.
lass, a bass.	Greer, out here...	greasy, bit queasy.
Tucker, pluck her.	here, your rear.	irate; terrible state.
Kling, his thing.	Troll, a mole.	zoo, a gnu,
it, of picket,	Swiss, to piss.	Zambezi, be easy.
Mass, young lass.

ASSES - PLUGGED - BOTANIC

lass, her ass;	Annie, of bananny.	Pagonia, phone ya."
leeds, of seeds,	say: warm bidet.	last; my past.
nut; the butt.	thunder, no wonder,	intent, for Lent;
Japan, brain scan,	Schnieder; excite her.	Nantucket, shuck it.
Watton, with Cotton.	Mongolia, strange melancholia.

ASSES - PLUGGED - CRANIAL

act, a fact:	career, small beer)	droll, Jim Troll
ass, imposing crevasse.	molasses, upon masses	Jim", a whim.
alas, smelling gas,	stools, soft'ning capsules?	boulders, his shoulders,
Dinwiddie, worlds pity;	boulders, it smolders?	Syndrome, new home,
Jim; than him.	Herbert, a pervert.	pass, his ass?
maneuver, his manure,	wife; his life.	wrist. a twist.
stools, softening capsules?	boulders, his shoulders.	pain, stuck again.

ASSES - PLUGGED - FIXED

Scoop, couldn't poop,	it! tear it.	snatches, some catches;
Preston, rectal congestion."	Martin, caught in	Hensill, and tensile.
Dwight, sleep impolite;	repository, semen depository.	Castle, a tassel.
Nantucket, rusty bucket.	Ben" of men.	rush, not flush,
impacted, flatulence acted.	adventure, named Bencher.

ASSES - PLUGGED - METAL

howl, most foul.	Chittagong, worked long.	lass, her ass;
dirt, vibra alert.	weary; too hairy.	rushed, cheeks blushed.
out, his mouth.	idea, 'ya "	Max, less cracks.
wry, prescribed MRI	Phil. oil pill,	Quaker; a faker!"
Kabul, the pool.	Fife, his wife.	queer, of beer,
Tasses; ass is.	Cuba, a tuba.

ASSES - PLUGGED - WOOD

cork, a walk.	Yawk, a cawk.	Giles, the stiles.
Korea, severe diarrhea.	Dundee, plum tree.	joke! us folk.
Seamus, his anus.	lass, her ass.	stork, in York.
York, one's dork.	Phipps, drilling strips.	Tim, a limb.
Gloria. the floria.	coal, his hole.	stuck, a truck.
crook, young duck.	glee, him free.

ASSES - VIEWED

Cole, his bowl,	Bert, new skirt.	Annie; always uncanny.
Knute, birthday suit.	prop, or hop;	O'Hare, pleasingly bare.
Blass, her ass.	lights, wonderful sights!	Chase, clock commonplace.
money. with honey.	class; methane gas.	Toronto, come pronto!
Keith, my teeth,	Nancy, quite chancy.	rare, bare derriere
uncanny, my granny,	true; like you.	Ayr, intuitive flair
Brussels, wear bustles.	street, genital meat.	Brussels, in bustles.
grass, his ass.	bordello, to bellow:	Shaw, faux pas;
wended, was splendid.	stride, your pride.	Lee, to see.
Frank's, river banks,	Greer, maiden's rear.	Madras, would pass
Lee, high fee.	died, buried upside-	Claire; ass bare.
stares. the stairs.	Hugh, I do...	-- lady's rescue;
see, like Marie.	intellectual, the sexual.	star, Carr --
under, a blunder.	Madras, magnificent ass,	basso, my lasso.
devinely, so finely.	Rolen, it stolen?)	Toni, exceedingly bony:
trapeze, when she	Thumbelina, his subpoena.	nude, be viewed."
Souder, be prouder.	quirk, employers berserk.	fanny, respectable nanny.
such, too much."	arse, too sparse.	Burns, always discerns
summer, each newcomer.	blind. this unkind.

ASSES - VIEWED - FLAUNTED

Alabama, a pajama.	Bude, the nude.	Bude, the nude;
Mitty, the City,	sweetly; everybody completely.	snapped, Barbara unwrapped;
Aird, kept bared;	Annie, her nannie.	Stench, unprincipled wench.
fun; only one.	Valerie, a gallery	suffice, sycophant vice.

ASSES - VIEWED - HIDDEN

dress, I guess.	knew, the flue,	Rose, difficult pose.
bleacher, my teacher.	blind; this unkind.	nuts, or buts!
Stamms, such lambs.	Montclair, girl's derriere:	thought, he ought.
Queens, risqu‚ magazine	bush." quite hushed.	it! a tit!
prude. the nude,	taut; one spot	do, the loo.
right, isn't polite,

ASSES - VIEWED - MOONED

creature, outstanding feature.	glass, first class	Rangoon, financial boon.
noon, a saloon	Roseanne, room tan.	same, her name;
Bonnet. on it.	Hort, of tort:	Raccoon? a typhoon.
rocket, dock it.	snickers, her knickers.	queen, Xerox machine.
Grasse, bare ass.	style, a while.	Square, with hair.

ASTRONOMY

abound, not round,	debris. we see	Wight, eclipse flight.
lovers, and shovers.	thrilling, than willing,	day, the way.
flings, spectacular things.	stone, is unknown.	shows, radiance grows
white, so bright.	Nancy, astronomers antsy.	Floyd, was annoyed.
Bob, you slob?"	course, by force,	astrophysical, countenance quizzical.
them) resist 'em.	enlighten, general, brighten	schooling, was fooling.
suppose, would oppose.	night, moon light:	O'Toole, astronomy school.
it, of Corbett	space, did grace.	glance, expanse --
Ford, had explored.

ASTRONOMY - BLACK HOLES

Quarm, its warm.	Chase, in space.	Cole, black hole.
astronomy, enormous anomaly;	track, holes black.	agape; can escape.
distress, is less,	Cole, his goal;	Nantucket, suck it.
plot, will not	talking, Stephen Hawking:	prudence, hole's refusance
event, was bent

ASTRONOMY - COLLISION

today, to repay,	said, will imbed	books. their nooks.
miss!" a hiss.	orbits; sure fits.	Seth, of breath.
light, the night,	kerPOW! "Holy cow!	Nancy, were fancy.
nigh, the sky,	planet, of granite.	destroyed, recently-found asteroid:
"Shoemaker-three" Caspian Sea;

ASTRONOMY - METEORS/COMETS

doff, I scoff.	aviation, space stations;	"10"; and then.
sworn, been torn	UFO, to glow?	near, I hear?"
light, the night;	fear, likely appear;	Kitts, he admits.
fire, a pyre.	- get -	Nancy; her fancy.
bath, the path,	pass, will amass	-- seen yet!
Chevy, was heavy:	said, been led."	space, no face.
Halley, prefer Halley),	cheers; but tears;	high, the sky.
sky, or dry.	sky, on high.	nice, a trice.
II. witches' brew!	down, George Brown.	spaces, sunny places.
Linear, but skinnier.	pass, the grass.	meteor; desert floor.
hours, town's candlepower,	night, quite bright.	grass, amazingly fast
cop: must stop."	Comet, upon it.	it; a comet.
it. a sonnet.	rock, a block,

ASTRONOMY - PEOPLE

Sagan, did begin.	emotions, orbital motions.	hoax. some folks,
reply, to deny.	Halley, dance ballet,	condition, awkward position.
Hawking: the squawking.	Hoyle, and toil,	weed, balding, indeed.
engineer, good ear.	Jeans, Universe" means.	this: but ellipse.
mind, quickly devined:	discuss; we must.	brass; spy glass.
displayed, Galileo made,	goals, their roles,	compare, the square
go. all know.	ORRERY, as horrory	true. to do.
extraordinaire, with flair.	spot; to plot.

ASTRONOMY - PEOPLE - GALILEO

proves, that moves.	motion, the notion	confused, greatly amused
inquired, he retired?	opinion: will then,	ban; you can.
dissident, quite different.	sent, stated intent:	inquisition, their position;
motion, and devotion.	Florentine, Vatican quarantine;	imbroglio, Copernicus' folio.
Nuncius, were defunctus,	dissuasion, the occasion.

ASTRONOMY - PLANETS

determine, confirm in	dice! with ice.	adroit, did exploit.
cryptic, great mystic.	Pismo, wonderful gizmo,	Iapetus, at us.
heavy, regular bevy.	Jupiter. my computer.	all; helium ball.
Percival; most unmerciful.	red. looks dead.	by; our sky.
for, since Thor.	sky, did espy.	nations. with elation.
sky; from high.	missions, surface conditions,	stars, on Mars,
flips, eccentric ellipse.	Mercury; a hurry.	ices, barely suffices,
blue, it's true.	June, the moon;	all. is small.
double, in trouble.	nine, just fine.	resplendence, in extendence.
sing, type thing.	June; us soon;	bare. cabs anywhere.
one, is fun.	us, of Venus,	Venus, between us.
emerges, luminous splurges.	Burton, rather uncertain;	dread; melts lead.

ASTRONOMY - PLANETS - EARTH

know, does go.	station, conduct observation.	Earth. our birth.
air, Fred Astaire.	please, at ease.	Rabat, Earth's flat.
Gaiea, a player.	Earth, of mirth.	flea, a tree,
grime, to climb.	Terra, in error.	Earth, great girth,
ear, cosmic frontier.

ASTRONOMY - PLANETS - URANUS

greenish-blue, the new.	Janus, train us,	side, and wide.
grayness, astronomer Janus,	shy, to cry,	absoid, you hoid?)
Yearly, acted queerly	Janus. entertain us.	odd, old sod),
Janus, gain us,	tit, you frostbit.	heinous. restrain us.
tell, Miss Nell:

ASTRONOMY - STARS/NEBULAE

Arcturus. inure us	star, quite far.	created, highly inflated,
afar, than par?	you, another view,	moles, their poles.
star, and far.	sight; shine bright.	grand; a fan.
night; a knight.	McBain, did fain,	Arecibo, of Leo.
profession, a depression,	Sol, gaseous ball.	cellar, smell 'er.
Gemini, stand presently,	fail, traversing trail.	male! the pale;
Zodiacal, almost maniacal,	swirling. are twirling.

ASTRONOMY - THEORY

found, they abound.	McTavity, not depravity	old, they told
so; a no-no.	sang, telescope gang,	Leary, cosmological query.
recite, to write	who, universe grew	Trinity, pure asininity.
recorded; getting sordid?	day, some say.	surprises, asteroid sizes;
lights; such frights.	nigh, on high	friend, will end.
pith, pinch with.	Neeve, to believe	dipped! be skipped.
chief, of relief.	delight, sad plight.	dealt, I felt:
Hubble, a bubble.	notion, that potion	flatter, and chatter
hissing! our wishing!	observed, somewhat unnerved.	space, will trace.
gas, medium mass.	Dingle, nerve-endings tingle.	matters, suddenly shatters.
pride, to collide.	ephemerist, to insist	drunk, Tsarist monk.
yen, back then,	science, total compliance	not, monopoly got
oligarchy, who see	clergy, in synergy;	same, there" game.
pretend, to send.	light, exactly right.

ASTRONOMY - VIEWING/SCOPES

explorer, loud snorer,	be. shouting "Yippee!"	me: must see.
view, hanging true,	Clune, the moon.	all, glowing enthrall,
gazing, heavens amazing.	-- one me.	Hubble, some trouble.
Hubble, much trouble.	cars, the stars.	morn, sun's sojourn;
ascends, now extends;	height, shining birthright;	pervades, dazzle cascades;
hand, shadows expand;	light; be bright.	Herschel, be contraversial.
Hubble, a bubble,	Hubble, space-platform bubble.	Hubble, boondoggle bubble.
inspected, been detected.	wrong, before long.	repairs, it shares,
nocturnal, manner infernal,	"Why, the sky,	night; and bright.
galore, and more!	appear, than here.	cloud; so loud.
cluster, their luster.	more, could explore;	disaster; lens-filled refractor.
curse, a purse.	night, too bright.	projectors, top-notch reflectors.
dark, a lark!	Mark, great lark	stargazer, a laser.
rouses, he browses.

BALLS - COVERED

Greenwich, with spinach.	finich, the spinach,	delight, saddest sight.
Lear, with beer.	Malones, his stones.	Eskimo, to sew,
stroke, he spoke,	chap, 'crotch trap.'	Cooley; dangled unduly.
Falls, men's balls	Walljasper, fur-lined ball-clasper.	Greece, greatly increase,
way, not gay.	Clyde, his bride.	balls; through halls.
do. limited to	beauty, little cutie.	Nylon; try on.
whiner. yellow liner;	yet, to pet.	hairy; quite scary.
jock, his cock	appals, our balls;	clan, of man.
Ruel, pool --	Wranglers, become stranglers,	Paul, and McCall's.
grandfather, a feather.	Hind, too unkind,	McGill, walking uphill.
Cato, a date-o.	Avon, clean shaven.	Tate, little pate.
Kew, hideous blue.

BALLS - DAMAGED

KGB; to see.	fraught, got caught,	No!" the snow.
Tariq, the Garrick,	Peru, of blue,	Glenchasm, tremendous orgasm.
Rawls, St. Paul's,	Bender, the blender.	West, any rest.
Porcellian, a hellion.	Jack, his sack.	Gore, was sore.
appalls; his balls.	Gilhooley, temper's unruly;	Odom, of totem.
Pendrake, a mistake.	Mysore, an eyesore.	Berlin, his chin.
Rangoon, and maroon.	Falls, bad calls.	fellow, and yellow.
Bubungi, with fungi.	scrotum, coat 'em,	Parade, she made,
Stoneham, own 'em.	shawls, Sioux Falls.	scrotum, coat 'em.
Purvis, church service.	conversation, the nation,	flirting, think, disconcerting,
Smith, pure pith;	Burt, like dirt.	dunce; come once.
Dubuque, her peruke.	greet, their meat.	McCue, steadfastly true.
gold; twenty-year old,	Cadiz, to jizz,	Nepal, terrible fall;
Ballbriggan, to frigging.	poor, neighborhood whore,	stoner, his boner.
laws, dingy halls.	tight; just right.	fashion, were thrashin'.
Coblenz, was immense.	Mears, and gears.	Seattle, to rattle.
'em, kick 'em	Dash, the crash	June, a spoon.
balls, afternoon calls.	Franks, the Shanks.	McGivery, the livery,
scrotum, coat 'em.	saddle, my cattle,	saddle, 'cause that'll
trot, a hot,	Brice, like dice.	crap, a trap.
rock, electrical shock;	Grasse? certified pain-in-the-ass;	Cox, his socks.
Cosham, wash 'em.	Beane; be seen.	Calcutta, to butter.
Rhodes, into toads.	jangled, awkwardly angled,	time, of sign.
resist; his fist,

BALLS - DAMAGED - BRUISED

hills, cheap thrills.	Mulgoa, any lower.	Walls, his balls,
Hicks, new tricks.	trapeze, powerful sneeze;	Melitus, Nubian Foetus."
Caroline, engagement decline.	Caracas, ill-tempered jackass.	lechin', named Gretchen.
refrain; incredible pain.	factotum, the scrotum,	nomads, the "so-sads."
Kiel, a feel.	attacked, was backed.	Caracas, the maracas.
Geneeve, little naive.	Louise, a tease;	Nickel," strangled testicle!"
Falls, his balls.

BALLS - DAMAGED - HEAT/COLD

lacked, and tact."	Bombay, all day.	Fellows; a bellows.
sense, electric fence.	Norway, a sleigh.	Wilts, enlarged milts.
dire, a pyre.	snow, you know,	Meyer, in barbed-wire.
Pease, his trees.	Miller; a griller.	holy, of Stromboli,

BALLS - IMPROVED

Falls, new coveralls.	Batasse, of glass.	bucolic, brew alcoholic,
recalls, he falls.	Lutz, to nuts.	calls; then y'alls
radiation, wrong gradiation.	Hugh, was blue.	geezer, the freezer.
DuBois, ben wa.	balls, old overalls.	scrotum, coat 'em.
Iran, beautiful tan;	halls, my balls.	scrotum, human teetotum.
Walls; the Falls.	it; the planet.	fickle; a pickle.
dude, the nude.	scrotum, quote 'em:	Savannah, a tanner.
low; You know,	scrotum, coat 'em.	think, a drink,
reign, sanity's rein;

BALLS - LARGE

Brock, his cock.	Brock, his cock.	Provence, simply immense.
Provence, vraiment immenses.	shore, Yo-Yo Galore.	fart, is smart,
galore, the floor.	these; with ease.	fart, a cart.
Hart, a cart,	yore, the floor.	smiles, Doc Wiles,
balls, that enthralls.	grows, nomadic negroes;	balls, crapper stalls;
sack, "Stand back."	Falls, gargantuan balls.	Jude, a snood.
Falls, huge balls.	oz. and boz.	defies, great EMPRISE
factotum, massive scrotum.	McNall, magnificent balls.	Fred, as lead;
sun, trousers undone;	Helens, and swellin's.	Dunn, a ton;
walls; in malls.	Odum, his scrotum.	Coblenz, simply immense.
Coblenz, very immense,	Halls, his balls.	Perth, on earth.
Ned, your head.	Nello, luscious Jello	Tongas, really humongous.
Webster-Merriam, parry 'em.	Pete, of meat.	Torem, gore 'em.
Falls, spectacular balls	Joe, too low;	wheel- and steel,
Falls, his balls.

BALLS - LOST

McClain, a train.	Robles, some nobles.	Cowl, an owl.
expectation, out perspiration,	Halz, asymetrical ball.	Japan, rape Marianne,
Tahiti, his sweetie,	Woonsocket, bicycle sprocket.	balls, orchestra stalls.
understand, the band.	Sue; to do.	wet, throbbing Spinet.
tell! their spell.	Munich, a eunuch.	yet, a lariat;
man; never can.	pursuals, further renewals.	Collette, boy, Manolette!
her, her beaver.	gutless, a cutlass,	castration, morbid elation,
wife, her life.	blue, the zoo?"	army, the navy,
Murray, terrible worry	popsicles, ex-husbands's nickels.	Australia, lost paraphernalia:
Bridge, a midge.	tent, he went.	sail; terrible gale.
Malay; off today.	Munich, a tunic.	Paul, golden ball,
Hussars, with scars.	Munich, his tunic.	elate, massive estate.
forget, all wet.	wrong, on long.	Seattle, mere chattel,
Dag, would shag.	Kitty, of pity.	Zeke, of plastique.
dumps"; the mumps.	Booder, and ruder.	Hall, the ball.
calls, just sprawls.	harem, you harem-scarum!	Messina, his Christina.
Celt, chastity belt.	Spence, "Come hence,"	Dennis, hen is...
Antietam, beat 'em.	Venice, named Ennis	Straight, is great;
Yale, and pale.	small, at all.	place, to trace.)
tonguey, and cunny,	Falls, he calls	Frost, they crossed
befall, examiners, Paul,	Rawls, old overalls.	"Yech! is feck.
sister, kissed her:	Ottawa, all shottawa;	fate, one Kate.
Malone, or prone,	Dunn, a gun,	Eunuchs; their pricks.
distraught; has brought.	need, kitchenhands creed,	Falls, bird calls.
Houghton: caught on	Crete, sexual treat.	squalls, his smalls,
Bengal, one ball,	too, it's true.	recalls, the Gauls,
Austin, from Boston,	Fraser, a razor;	Roylem, "Boil 'em.
Fife, his wife.	Joe, a blow,	Burls, two pearls.
Siam, named Sam	Wat: jungle rot!	Reading, his bedding;
Butts, with sluts.

BALLS - LOST - EUNUCH

Queen, be seen,	West, his breast.	Munich, his tunic.
"placidest" is "flaccidest",	online; quite fine,	crackers; his knackers,
poet. show it.	none, his fun.	ghetto; sharp stiletto.
intestate, life's fate,	Rhodes, pens odes;	sinecure, harem pure.
seems, dreams! --	sheik, a week)	in; or men.
Falls, his balls,	Munich, star-studded tunic.	life, terrible wife.
Avery, into slavery.

BALLS - OTHER THAN TWO

balls, (in crawls).	Rawls, loud calls:	McCall, at all.
Hull, a bull.	nut, large rut.	Cooley, speak truly.
Paul, nasty fall.	York, of cork,	testicular, an extra-curricular
Halls, her walls.	Tickle, and pickle	Lee, to see,
Sneed; was three'd.	spherical, lesser (numerical)	investment, pipe extant.
calls; four walls.	fret! two yet!	uncanny! my granny
nanny; hot cranny.	Zerubbabel, rubber ball.	Sol, one ball.
Seattle, a battle.	Paul, one ball.	Taoist; well endowist.
sad. singular 'nad;	nose, I suppose)	hope, but nope.
shy, said, "Hi."	day, brothel. "OK",	blue, young Sue,
kissed, didn't resist);	dad, went mad.	spring; his thing,
true, does spew;	Brill, was nil:	McGee, testicles, three.
Todd, bit odd;	ball. at all.	Just, with rust.
tree, had three.	whore, the door.	befall, named Paul.
hall. is small.	perpendicular, that particular...

BALLS - SINGERS

Ukiah, straddled barbed-wire.	advancement, artificial enhanacement:	wonder, a blunder?
Rio, Sole Mio.	ghetto, his stiletto.	choir, with fire."
Joyce, his choice.	leather, rainy weather.	me: it Be".
Danno, his piano;	Shore, a door.	bravura, at Ventura.
said, to bed.	Springer, the wringer.	Dwight, dangerously tight.
wringer, tenor singer.	Paso, thrown lasso.	swimmin'. needed trimmin'.
Paso, a lasso.	Knut, to Beirut.	Paul's, the stalls,
Steve, his sleeve.	Hanno, his piano;	Paul's, the stalls,
Dwyer, and higher.	Havana, a banana.

BALLS - SYNTHETIC

brass, non-metal glass.	appealing! all feeling,	steel, the reel,
wood; in d'hood.	leather, damp weather.	lead, be said.
cloth; fall off.	stone. terrible tone.	ice, quite nice.
candy, quite handy.	plastic, quite fantastic.	skin, tubules within.
quick, from brick,	Lubber, of rubber.	Madras, of brass.
Schwarz, his shorts.	camphor; damn for.	moth; full wroth.
Nepal, crystal ball.	Board, horribly gored,	Smith, of pith,
bed, of lead.	Green, Stork margarine.	spastic, of plastic.
Fred, of lead.	bong; would gong.

BALLS - VARIED

peripatetic, very pathetic.	testicle, awful spectacle.	gall, left ball.
Bob, terrible job;	lyrical, a miracle	Sea, you'd agree.
BIGGER; a chigger.	like, my spike.	retraction, hardsoft reaction?
force, lovely resource!)	ball, wonderful tall,	Hall, massive ball,
Noah, to door.	Hasdrubable, rubber ball.	'em, per diem.
Mahler, a dollar.	Devizes, different sizes.	Assize, same size.
moon; barrage balloon;	know, did grow.

BAWDY - ABBREVS

Dr. patrol clr.	(doctor) (Proctor)	Dr. stern pr.?
(pound) (round)	(ounce) (accounts)	mr. my sr.
co. to do.	(great) (straight)	(ounces) (pounces)
(Daryl) (carol)	MA, an GA,	(inch) (pinch)

BAWDY - BEHAVIOR - MEN

Flaherty, a rarity.	Poughkeepsie, slightly tipsy,	Septeele, a heel.
Shit; a bit.	Clown, than down.	maraccas, in Caracas.
Clyde, ride --	Kyle, and vile.	Krause, a louse:
pride; will bide.	Skipwith. flip with.	Maxie, a taxi.
two; amber brew.	lewd; the nude.	ponder; I launder.
twat, get hot.	Rob, first job,	Falls, his balls.
society, and piety,	Steve, to believe.	Cape, well-trousered ape;
perplex; ego complex?	roared; would board.	wine? not mine!
wet) herself yet.	week; do creak.	in, and sin;
doom-monger, life wronger.	away, yes, today.	add. I had
in, a grin	again, late train	Mort, a quart
claimed, man, unashamed.	luck, a fuck.	ear? would fear;
repression, constant obsession.	said, my head.	cooed, getting nude,
knob? hand job?"	confer, would prefer.	bluesy; and oozy.
Roxy, not poxy,	quench; this bench.	part; my heart.
parts: the heart.	concerned, be learned.	clean; real mean.
ool-fay, playing ool-pay.	coke! new cloak,	you, partying crew.
due, or few.	tricks, who licks.	nun, are done,
off-guard, a fart.	Nick, everyone sick.	lewd, boorishly, dude.
simp? a wimp?	money. quite funny.	Australasian, quite Rabelaissian;
estrangement, mental derangement;	unique; person's mystique;	gems, the hems
Nims, than Houyhnhnms.	lad, terribly bad.	"Fiddle-faddle! to skedaddle!"
fumble, I stumble;	-- not screwed.	Nat, was at.

BAWDY - BEHAVIOR - WOMEN

day, a tete.	begun, zookeeper's son.	rating, currently mating?"
detail, quite well.	pro, Oh ho!	Frank, be spanked;
Joe; you know.	"Maxine! blithely obscene!	Celeste, the best.
way, busy cafe.	Schick, him sick.	Burkas, two Gurkhas.
Huck, the muck.	Ruth, and uncouth.	Nantucket, a bucket.
Tenn., her pen,	McGraw, and raw.	succor, struck her:
Ron." hold on.	limp; a pimp.	Blerot, her hero,
Brenda, U.N. agenda.	Joan, the phone.	grey, or dismay
creeper, depravity's deeper.	plump, her rump;	athletics, wrenching hyperkinetics.
Nantucket, a bucket.	Simms, irreverent whims.	educations, human relations;
lass, her class	marm, the harm,	Tritt, to sit.
Shoreham, extreme indecorum.	breast? they guessed,	Eutoxeter, at a
growler, steadily fouler;	Bude, got stewed.	way; such disarray.
Pluckett, for Nantucket.	cheek, to speak:	Mabel, the table.
Connecticut, about etiquette.	Kidderminster, a spinster;	Eutoxeter, at her,
pig, infra dig.	lewdest, the rudest.

BAWDY - JOBS

Toole, her mule,	affection, pulsing erection	Cologne, named Joan.
cellar, named Geller.	Bliss; was amiss.	Shore, shop floor.
York, her fork	street, his sweet;	relief; your belief.
Loar, the floor,	Fry, could deny.	pile, and guile.
discover, great lover;	Pierre, girl's hair.	Merce, a hearse;
Lewin, wants screwing"!	heck! the neck!	Fleckers, were wreckers.
block, in shock.	Conne, be won:	Peak, to squeak,
boss; big loss.	Pitt, was unfit.	guts; benefit cuts.
headwaiter, rottweiler maitre	tits, Mr. Fritts,	peasants, their pheasants.
Buell, a rule,	Croylett, coil it.	Bend, without end.
McGaffick, things pornographic.	Rawls, at Halls!	Presk, appeared picturesque.
Schilling, babes willing	school, the fool	sighs, stocking-clad thighs,
Forch, the porch.	Kane, with disdain.

BAWDY - JOBS - SERIES

grey, must say.	folk, a joke.	now, figure how
-- suffering nits,	place, his face;	chest; to breast)
mind, the behind;	Cologne, his own.	stone, dictatorial tone,
Joan, customer moan,	Louise." "Yes please."	dear?" you here?"
get; my pet,	rear, my dear.)	red. you instead
perplexed; I'm vexed."	Simone." the phone.	tea?" for me
dear. I fear	what, i've got	screw, make do
Christine." awfully keen	38C's?" they're D's."	me, degree ..."
knob." old Bob.	"OK." 'bout today?	dummy, the money.
do, like you.	Brandon, aren't outstandin'."	say, this way;
honor; her offer;	yearning, of learning.	me, academy --
done? of fun.	fun, there's none;	I, one eye;
dread, the bed	outside, I ride	there, a chair
who, to Hugh	around, (I've found	said, of red?
lunch, a munch.	back. a snack.)	shirk, was work);
brain, the strain;	snob, her job;	boss, not cross).
champagne; (Even Jane,	attack! and snack!"	didn't, young bint.
went, always frequent)	strain, last train.	week, to eke

BAWDY - JOKES

botch; suicide watch.	self, from Guelph;	metatarsal, Frederick Parcel.
moot, his boot.	more." the boar,	screw, not do.
Sunkist. be pissed.	Potts, have lots...	day; I stay
food, very good.	suppose, been froze.	marinade, all day.
House, Max Strauss,	Nome, fine-toothed comb	Hurley, bit prematurely.
spiel. and squeal.	pokes, afterwards, smokes?"	fun; be one!
Rube, a tube.	ape, to escape.	escape, duct tape.
screw, facilitate you.	space, in case.	lim? were slim.
spot; so hot.	wall! terribly tall)	fail; turn pale.
Garden, at Arden.	gentry, long century.	flesh, to enmesh,
bright; feign fright,	hedge, the sedge,	satisfied, minutes beside,
fed; and said,	Stokes, between jokes.	Clyde, you provide."
pocket, the socket.	blew, such screw!	here, good cheer,
Doe, a row.	Ted, grandfather's bed.	street. he weep,
Elaine" of pain.	proclaims. our aims.	class, often trespass
desire?" I require.	Hugh, a screw,	stinks. anyone thinks
should, one could	day." the fray.	brood, terribly rude,
mastriculations, brains mentralations	fox, named Cox.	muff, the cuff.
Willy, so silly.	Khartoum, in gloom.	bonnet, a sonnet.
Holts, named Colts.	Louise, three, please.	Wilberforce, his horse.
guile, a while.	hesitation. his vocation.	lies, his size.
three, I be.	Biddle, a riddle:	Buffy, no toughie:
nick, a prick.	fella. and Stella.	Cod, you scrod?",
placating, deemed, "Fascinating."	me! for free!	moon- or spoon).
moon, in June	Loon, and maroon.	June, around noon.
noon; massive balloon	June, pee soon."	booked, I'd hooked,
joke, great poke!"	took, sex?" book.	Dutch, too much,
Bursa, now worser.	serene, invited fourteen.	it, clear it.
Cox, his stops,	chain; the same.	foggy, a froggy,
Darryl, a carrel;	Virginia, its insignia,	pets; and vets?
alas, and crass.	election, slight imperfection.	stirred, he preferred.

BAWDY - PARTIES

Sue, is due;	ball. my fall,	X; either sex.
fair, went there.	gall, dress ball.	night? certain delight
year, I fear	undressed, in jest;	Louise, of Ceremonies
pray, you say?)	Ling, Mai Ding.	President...Hush! to rush
hand! can stand;	Quiet! Amelia Hyatt	O'Tite. snivelling shite."
please, lovely Louise.	Tool, "Fool;	Hell: wearing, Michelle?
Brenda! Defender	stand, the band	please, lovely Louise
e're long.	gong, great nong.	Blunkett: services junket.
page: with rage;	ball, in Glenstal,	Crouch, on couch.
Sue, of brew,	Bess; a mess!	mustered; and Lacklustred,
Paul, costume ball.	hearty...? Years Party!	are! by far,
Hunt, a cunt.	balls, marvelous halls.	perchance, (In France)
divine, lying supine.	right! down tonight!"	charade, I've made;
do, good brew,	he, with glee.	Deeming, most unseeming.
grand, your hand.	McW) a ball".	noise; their toys.
Canon, of Shannon	say. lickin' today,	true; Boy Blue.
jumpin' Sheep Humpin'.	affair, her hair.	maid, I'm afraid.
monk, the hunk.	Lanier, office queer,	over; old Grover.
flunky, too drunky.	party, himself hearty.	day. Miss Gray,
bleary-eyed, you hide?	pain, their daisy-chain.	Kincaid, getting laid.
arose, their toes,	bequeath, a wreath.	teeth, some grief.
great. at eight;	fear; (*).	door, the floor;
Hank, perfectly frank.	amorous, it's glamorous.	recalls, those halls;
mood; been rude.	behest; so dressed.	slow, a glow.
wool, no bull!	sunk. got drunk.	detaining, Customer Training;
oration, CEO's humiliation,	Hector, Software Director	Assurance, greatest endurance.
wimp, a crimp	bone; had flown.

BAWDY - SONGS

limp, boring wimp,	West; the best;	aroun', Lou down;
door; his whore;	sounds; sixteen pounds!	lout: monster-sized spout;
sure; smash furniture;	coition; in submission?	hid, a squid!
hours! the flowers.	slouch, yodel "Ouch!"	white; with delight;
dumb; had come.	maid, not afraid,	Berdoo; pretty too;
that? a cat;	cellar; fine feller;	true; were through,
stew; and through;	door: fine whore."	screw, scrofulus crew;
sumbitch; year itch,	more; finest whore;	Missin-Tail, and wail:
guest, perverted quest,	long. yer dong,	air, a hair.
"See, the sea;	old, can hold.

BAWDY - TRAVELS

woe! to go	falls, gentlemens' balls	five; I arrive,
eyes) very wise.	intense, is immense;	panties; nice scanties
pants, my chance.	warm, my form-	doss- old boss
maid, gently persuade	quay, the sea	gleaming; 'twas streaming.
beam- you dream?"	lime, in rhyme,	quay, to me,
bar; a star-	go, dear, no.	tide, with pride;
preamble, long ramble.	boy, called Hanoi,	bell, soft sell,
palindromic, slump economic,	quizzical, things metaphysical.	way. to stay.
chime, my time,	intercession, of recession,	two, palindromically true.
you, me, too.	glass. it crass,	wand, been conned?
same. you again.	day. the bay.	port, to court;
trawling, baby a-crawling,

BAWDY - WORDS

ago, dictionary o-	Stu, your g-gazoo!	Hicks, his kicks.
Klein. for PINES.	lass, the class.	Ringo, grannies lingo.
bets; his debts.	mastered, night plastered,	Toranna, I wanna.
sodomy, scatology, blasphemy.	heck; must check	sin. is in.
grade, I'm afraid----	sonofabitch, of which	stuff, quite enough:
Dude; eat food.	off. a cough.	Bray, I say,
youth, was uncouth.	Perce; but curse.	in, Miss Cotten.
Trent, obscenity meant:	toes, as those,	Abel, the table.
Cologne, won't condone.	neologist, were kissed.	bring, the string.
thumb, which numb	wit, were writ.	Guinevere, somewhere near,
word; ever heard.	me, of me:	land, the sand.
notion. the ocean.	glasses, and lasses,	frails, wish prevails,
Edward, dead word.	Hohokus, new focus,	free, asked Lee,
Louie, knew he.	Kay, by day.	Brown, white gown.
sentences, Clinton's is,	slang, certain pang;	B'rith, of pith.
shit, and tit.	yum), (yum, yum).	Puckaway, Wisconsin, a-lack-a-day,
disagree; to me:	taboo, excommunicate you;	missin'; and kissin'.
Hunt, a punt.	Yuk; your luck;	Queen. word, "Vaseline."
swearword, a jailbird.	Hogue, in vogue.	Crabtree, and free.
Sioux, one canoe.	Tobruk, terrible luck:	"pecksniffian" like "dickwhiffian"
explain, word 'petomaine,'	Iowa, my way.	inclined, than refined,
found, does abound.	absurd." my lovebird.	stout, and doubt.
hunt, with cunt.	Goshen: a notion!	blue, or you
school, new rule;	TABOO, adds SCREW.	Sherm, man squirm
squares, and swears.	triangles, that dangles,	bed, some dread.
laurels, her morals?	wood, the mood,	parentis, dement us;
McHugh, and new,	Calcutta, a shutter.	Chisolm, lexicographical schism,
jizm, nd sesquipedalianism,	it, love it;	taboo, to boo.
psychoanalysis. callous is:	WHORE? not sure,	McGrew, to woo;
uncanny; my fanny	Gene, language obscene;	Lee, you pee?"
Bolivia, off-color trivia.	Trent, he meant;	adroit, to exploit.

BAWDY - WORDS - DEFINED

thrill, hear: KILL!	cute, to shoot	abuse, I choose
priest, Synagogue feast;	hang, the whang.	bang, a skang?
past, BLUESTOCKING last,	BLUESTOCKING, ad hocking,	map, bubble wrap.
COPROLITE, new light.	knob, anthropologist's job,	fag, her bag.
true, to you.	uncanny, of "fanny".	salacious, women FELLATIOUS,
fuzz", sneezing buzz.	obscene, must mean;	"Hung, be stung
Bernard, the card.	England, English friend.	quick; of sick.
Franz, their hands.	MASCOT, his ascot,	cut, gas got.
words, the birds	mass, look, crass,	mule, would fuel.
word, as "merde".	ROCK-RIBBED, just cribbed)	SALACIOUS. with fellatious.
-- a dram.	not? a knot.	'taint'; was quaint.
incredible; o' bull.	thorn; so forlorn.	snatch, a thatch.
mean, most obscene.	ached, she quaked.

BAWDY - WORDS - NOUNS

office, 'anal orifice',	blunt, no cunt.	please... at ease.
Dick; truly sick.	Valdez, he says,	Crocker, Miss Knocker.
wit, we omit.	Reece, becomes 'geese';	Metters, no betters.
trifle: your rifle.	class, nice ass;	neat; a treat.
gauge, unnervingly sage.

BAWDY - WORDS - RHYMES

Anheuser, surprise her,	Buck, you suck);	lute? to boot?
Fart: a start.	galore, here more.	"schlong" or "dong"
"twat?" that ought	well, to tell.	"quim" for him,
flu, feeling blue.	present! but pheasant!	chicken, and friggin'.
Smith; herewith --	Jones, in -ones.	'sheik' a snake,

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS

Kent, not impotent.	able, safety label;	other, bar, brother",
convention, of attention.	afternoon. clerk swoon.)	Rick; D. Dick.
right, is white.	examination, follow infatuation.	me!" with glee.
seen, condom machine,	name, every dame;	condom, donned 'em.
affection; crowbar erection.	letters? lambskinny sweaters,	London, cummerbund on.
due, a clue,	week, and Monique.	bic!" really quick.
Breen, never seen.	Shirley, so surly;	Tralee, of three.
wide, latex hide.	Greeks? for weeks,	me! fly free.
produce, male abuse.	coition, an admission.	"Damn!" I am;
Keith, a sheath.	see? to me.	Pacer, wild woman-chaser.
it," swear it."	Kent, was sent.	"yummy", my tummy.
'em, all" conundrum.	perceptive, so disrespective,	Rafe, a safe.
crew, that's new.	palace, with malice.	rapist, the safest.
me! a tree.	Gore, a store.	episode, quietly rode.
Bob, His job	Newsom, quite gruesome:	Yankee, hankie --
Ron, the con:	France, to chance;	nurse, been worse.
dork, the stork.	Pruitt, to it;	Johnson, Charles Bronson.
emotions, population explosions.	force, of course;	loved, lying above,
ensure, no more,	lion: just tryin?"	me! I need.
me! a tree.	weeks; list speaks.	Oram, and decorum.
three, of Paris.

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS ADVICE

cautious; you nauseous.	date, to homeplate,	loved, be gloved.
regnant, Tolletanian segment,	hump, to jump,	Jack; in black;
remember, your member.	risks, our midst,	Cheryl, her apparel,
control, your pole.	enamour, good grammar!	IMPETUOUS! act lecherous,
bequeath, the wreath.	McCoy. my boy.	Lovett, really covet.
heap, really cheap.	me! good environmentally.	whores; their drawers.
'em, term "condom");	Southland-on-Sea, large chimpanzee,	apprised, druggist advised,
her, called Jagger	numb; it none.	safe, real chafe.
Grubber, old scrubber.	depressed; be addressed.	go; both know.
Sanger, with anger.	protection; that erection.	best, your nest.
eyelashes, dripping-wet snatches	ocean, crave emotion,	it," Mr Hewitt.
Squire, a tyre,	gut. fellows, but	dine; his line.
Novorossisk, by Fisk.	her, attack her,

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS METAL

purse, rubber (perverse!)	Simon, wife's hymen,	Madras, of brass.
London, turned on,	tin-plate, to mate.	lane. young swain.
dick. to lick."	London, pure carborundum.	Utah, of pewter.
Hoyle. her oil,

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS OTHER

plastic, this prophylactic.	strap, cucumber; wrap	bane, old polyurethane.
ways, to pay,	is, and sploshes,	insist, do desist.
kissing, and pissing,	lark, the park.	tip, as Pip:
source, Race Course,	Barundum, a condom.	Barrrientos, marital divertimentos
wanton, a conundrum.	apostasy, I see.	home, Christian bone;
drastic, be orgiastic?	London, a condom.	rubbers, of landlubbers.
Afghan, mule caravan.	me! of tea!	you, than tissue
tell, used tortoiseshell.	Moore, a store.	Newton, cute 'un,

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS USED

Delaware, well aware	QUONDAM, conned 'em.	Bubba, Hubba! Hubba!
Lincoln, the stinkin';	said, in bed.	Turds, the birds.
spry; -- awry;	young, respectably hung.	WILLIWAW, she saw
back; never lack.	Me! have three	date, to anticipate
aids, protect maids,	PRESCIENCE, and conscience,	night, evening's delight.
be? girl's kidney?	Yan, a man,	Penzance, maiden aunts.
lea, with pee.	injurious, never penurious.	MacDubbers, the scrubbers.
me! you see...	cool, her school.	Perse. they disburse,
showed, not slowed.	Denise, did lease.	wizen, to BEDIZEN.
chick, be chic.	Jill, the hill,	Jack, unopened pack
Haitian, in creation.	Gample, an example.	screw, but two.
Mae, the hay,	machismo, rubber gizmo,	lamed, that claimed

BIRTH CONTROL - CONDOMS ZSERIE

pal, I shall	PRUDENTIAL, judgment essential	loved, am shoved.
follow; her hollow,	where, her dancewear,	said, condoms, instead!"
Clyde, I tried."	Texas, use PROPHYLAXIS.	his, packs his.
racket! rubber jackets!	palm. used condom.	read; I need.
-- for sure.	today. usual way.	aside, and cried,
waste, a taste.	landlubbers, laundry scrubbers,	perusable, feeling musable...
Wise, "What size?"	twat. he bought	unwitting, before quitting.
reign, simply insane.	assert, of Bert."

BIRTH CONTROL - DIAPHRAGM/PESS

race, in place.	Grace, in place.	Kong, a gong.
new; folks eschew.	Birmingham, terrible jam.	device, too nice,
loom, spelled doom.	Hall, birth-control ball.	Bakersfield, Dacon Shield.
Schott, she's hot	Park, a lark.	plains, took pains;
necessary, pleasure accessory.	trip, to slip.	hay, and pray.
'em, from spasm.	'em! dried 'em?	penzance, Control dance,
scoop, control group.	trailer, fail her.	necess'ry, an accessory.
Sponge, the plunge

BIRTH CONTROL - DOUCHE

Fallon, a melon!	Duquesne: to explain.	McCassion, about passion,
huge, to douche,	May, troublesome lay.	my! quite high.
joke; some bloke,	Pate, a date,	vinaigrette, safe bet.
ahead!" upwardly sped.	tried, deep inside.	Claridge's, marriage is.
tears. draft beers.	tears. deaf ears.	douche, (shallow carriage)
today, and spray,	douche," Duchess Lafouche.	control, another soul.
Jean, and unclean.	Marseilles, rotary spray.	screwing, from Ewing.
whore, the door;	Zumcoosha, da poosh-a.	Rouche, la bouche'"
Givet, would say.	Strother, a father,	master, my pastor.
Snider, fresh cider.	(devious) (shallow carriage)	well, vinegar smell.

BIRTH CONTROL - FAULTY

Jill, the pill."	Kelly. hell. He	Kelly, or jelly.
sublime, in rhyme.	this, of bliss.	him; with him.
Chisolm, called rhythm.	it. blew it.)	say, one way:
hollow, don't follow.	rung, who'd bung	Dolores, be porous.
Gambetta, French letter.	'em; donned 'em.	queer, I fear.
Kate. till late.	Marie, for free.	dandy; was handy.
Bater, the matter.	ironical, Miss McGonical,	lad, he said.
passion, wee ration.	takes, the brakes."	bed, have said:
light, it right:	Ellie, her belly,	Rhine, a time.
all, feet tall.	them, the gem,	true; than you:
Peaks, some weeks.	perceptive, was deceptive.	said, my bed.
Cruther, and mother.	Louise, catching disease,	Jeanie, my weenie.
Norfolk, poor folk,	worth, uncontrolled birth,	Kent, a tent.
Horn, been born.	Lorne, and torn.	Peter, a cheater,
demure, shapely contour,	fun, the sun.	anniversary, the nursery.
Horace, a Tyrannosaurus.	O'Rourke; the stork'.	thirty-first; the worst.
Lytham, use rhythm.	Jockey? more cocky.	Grotton, been begotton.
Joy, they employ	Horn, been born;	salty, and malty,
say, frothy foray.	McCoys, for noise:	Tuscon, noose on,
Waring, how despairing!	bore; say four.	Whitter, While bitter,
Gail, with snails,	place, so base.	Potts, flaxen-haired tots.
Kemp, for wimps.	Jill, a pill.	Lyle, you dial:
car; too far!"	Strand, of hand,	whore, got sore.
heath, the sheath.	McCune, rubber balloon	Susan, was usin'
gift, thrift --	muses, reader amuses.	bet; will get.
Waugh, a bore.	disgusted, not lusted.