I'm sad and I'm tired to see An old tarnished hippy like me, Lombroso said criminals are born as such, Differintial Association Once a theorist named Durkheim, There once was a man named Durkheim, Crime is a problem of our nation. There are five responses to anomie. Old Freud was an odd one at best; Sigmund Freud had said long ago, There once was a Limey named Hobbes, Karl Marx theory of conflict: Berresford Ellis did state, Herrnstein said low self-control leads to crime. The Marxist Theory states, Conformity is the first adaptation; Ours is a material nation; Crime stems from a type of anomie, Merton's theory of Aspirational reference, A guy in the 30's named Merton Robert Merton once said, Beccaria said Punishment should fit the crime. There must be opportunity, The Criminal Justice System was bad; Low self-control leads to crime; The laws should be publicized Sykes and Matza had their theory; Sutherland thought that crime is taught, Bentham liked punishment with pain, Sykes & Matza[s theory of neutralization It must have been Thorsten Sellin Beady eyes and those with ugly faces Certain people can be born bad;
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"I've just been attacked", said the cop, "Your assailant; which way did he go?" "What clothes was he wearing?" I said. "No Parking" it said, "fore and aft." I've heard some great maxims from cops, Now that's a comforting thought, A blonde, living in Baltimore, She stares in surprise, then she finds "New Year's Eve would turn into a drag," "I agree," said Skag, the lady cop. A fun-loving copper named Yates, The doxie cried, "Please! Oh no, Please DON'T sir, Said Yates, "Empty that holster I will; He popped two Viagra straight way, The rising crime rate has us baffled. The criminals don't seem to stop, Their penchant for crime we can check, The "Do-Gooders" call it, "Disgrace," "The Net Of The Law," that's a screw! Two punks kill their Mother and Dad. "If we get these two punks off Scot-free, The juggler thought he was the best, The dog-team arrives, but again, Officers August and Rudy In a cruiser they loyally sped The car door caught Gus by the britches But he tripped as he turned toward the fray. His partner ran up right away A hole is the thing we must bore in her, To the pub went our off-duty Gus, A thief, who had just robbed a shop, The thief, he was clearly a jerk; A policeman who stopped in New York, This stopper of a copper from Cork,
So many do not think like me.
What good is a fight?
It won't prove who is right,
Just who's strongest -- a poor thing to be!
--- Eva Bekker
Can do nothing, my dear, but agree.
But the whole human race
Found its dominant place
On this planet, by slaughter, you see.
--- Eva Bekker
They're not developed quite as much.
Their most obvious traits
Are their deviant gaits.
They're weird and different from us.
--- Alisa Tavani
Says crimes are committed through motivation.
Duration and frequency,
Intensity and priority,
And don't forget rationalization.
--- Moneka Walls
Pondered 'bout life all the time.
"Ah, 'tis easy," said he.
For it is Anomie
That leads us all to commit crime."
--- Jona Meyer
Who believed each society has crime.
An anthropologist
Became a sociologist;
We all have anomie from time to time.
--- Shannon Cabrera
The state exists for exploitation.
The Capitalist State
Came to just dominate.
Crime occurs due to administration.
--- Kristen K Letterman
The first consists of conformity.
Hard work is ritualism.
Drop outs have retreatism.
Inovation and rebellion finish enormity.
--- Bob Nehring
He said crime springs from mental distress.
To old Siggy it seems
Crime escapes from our dreams,
And we all need treatment, he guessed.
--- Jona Meyer
The id outweighs the superego.
The unconsciousness
And mental illness
And some theories got him some dough.
--- Brian Hobson
Who opined on British law-jobs.
"Ain't no tax without State!"
Now, isn't that great!
The state gets the fines when one robs.
--- Dr Z
The "Haves" are always the rich.
They sell their goods
The oppressed become hoods,
And the rich rejoice in their profit.
--- Judy Yi
That beliefs are the cause of all hate.
Though true, it's too heavy
For this group, where levi-
Ty is the means of debate.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Thugs so low they'd steal from March of Dimes.
These people are lame.
They have no shame.
When caught they will do the time.
--- Shawn Wright
That Capitalists we hate.
Oppressed by their wealth,
We steal for our health.
We need to emancipate.
--- Kristen K Letterman
Stealing requires innovation.
Hard workers are riualists;
Lazy losers are retreatists.
A rebels goals are his motivation.
--- Anon
The response to Anomie is variation.
Attitudes toward goals;
Merton plugged all the holes,
He's an answer for all situations.
--- Anon
In accordance with Merton's theory.
Keeping up with the Jones
Is steeped in our bones.
One is robbed 'cause another is greedy.
--- Michelle Hanssen
Consisting of goals and of preference,
This phase controls
The acceptable goals.
His ideas are extremely intense.
--- Leslie Miller
Invented five principals certain.
Conformity, innovation, retreatism,
Rebellion, don't forget ritualism.
That's our funky rhyme; Drop the curtain.
--- Jason Romeo
We've a material culture and big head.
Woking hard, it is ritualism.
Not working hard, it's retreatism.
That's why he is so widely read.
--- Anthony Basantis
Commit the act -- you must serve the time.
This was not the case,
This would not save face.
And this is the end of my rhyme.
--- J M Student
Before crime can take place fruitfully.
Not any dumb fool
Can steal the Crown Jewels;
In the end, know-how is the key.
--- Jona Meyer
There was death for many a lad.
The fit to the crime;
All should do their time.
A good system would make all people glad.
--- Ivonne Rivera
Some guys believe this all the time.
Tell a child he'll become one;
He'll steal just for fun.
He'll remember in the back of his mind.
--- Anon
So that the public would abide.
Vice laws were opposed,
For no harms arose.
Punishment to be too quick to hide.
--- Michaela Jones
'Twasn't their fault they were leery.
You can deny pain
And reassign blame.
When you speak to the judge, please speak clearly.
--- Anon
Whether you get away or get caught.
With peers you will yearn;
Like your friends, you will learn.
Differential association was his thought.
--- Marc S Goldberg
Countering potential gain.
This rough sort of measure
Was, to his displeasure,
They need swift punishment to refrain.
--- Kristen K Letterman
Says criminals try decriminalization.
Of the crimes they commit
They don't have to admit,
Using denial, appeal, and condemnation.
--- K M
Who found neighboring cultures get mean.
Often, it's conquerors
Who label newcomers'
Acts as criminal and unclean.
--- Jona Meyer
Should be confined in other places.
Criminals atavistic
Are now thought ballistic
And no longer used in today's cases.
--- Kristen K Letterman
This ideas is what Lombroso had.
So if your looks go astray,
Lombroso would say:
"You're a criminal!" That's pretty sad.
--- Marnee Jackson
"As I made my way out of this shop."
And he stood there with mud
On his trousers and blood
From his nose streaming down on his top.
--- Anon
I said. Blankly he said, "I dunno."
"Was he short?" "He was tall."
"Was he fat?" "Not at all;
He was thin as a rake don't you know."
--- Anon
"I dunno", he replied, "Ooh, my head."
"Did he have a moustache?"
"I don't think so; but gosh,
I remember some writing instead."
--- Anon
And I looked at him, grinned and then laughed.
"It's this lamp-post right here
You bumped into." "Oh dear",
He said, looking quite sheepish, "How daft."
--- Anon
But this one I judge to be tops:
If ever your shot,
Don't worry a lot,
All bleeding eventually stops.
--- Lilsil
One I feel sure that I ought
To feel good
When down in the 'hood
And the farm in the sky I just bought.
--- Arden
Once had her house burgled. The poor
Dear phoned for the fuzz.
The door bell did buzz,
A dog patrol man's at the door.
--- Anon
Her voice, and dismayed says: "What kind
Of service is this?
I'm robbed, then they piss
Me off, sending cops that are blind."
--- Anon
Said the Watch Sergeant to Copper Skag.
"And it would be doubly
Bleak without bubbly,
Your stash, and my pack of Zig-Zag."
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9703
"It's too risky for a traffic stop
Of the young scofflaw folk.
Hit me with one more toke,
Then look out man, I'm climbing on top!"
--- Loren C Fitzhugh P9703
Sought out bosomy doxies for dates.
He'd say "Put down your gin,
Cause I'm turning you in
For packing concealed 38's."
--- Anon
Turn me in for attempting to bolster,
My figure with stays,
And sheer overlays.
If you're kind you can fill up my holster!
--- Anon
For to fondle those globes I would kill!
And there's a holster so scuzzy,
Down there where you're fuzzy,
That my eight inch magnum howitzer will fill."
--- ROE
And unzipped the case where it lay.
It started to grow...
Got ready to blow...
But wilted, when told he must pay.
--- Anon
Our Judicial system's all snaffled.
Though we build jail on jail,
It is clear this will fail.
What we need to be building is scaffold.
--- Frank Ward P9402
And each day we do get a new crop.
If they do some foul crime,
We should give them time;
The time that it takes them to drop!
--- Frank Ward P9402
And their criminal empires wreck.
Rope is the right stuff.
If their ass weighs enough,
It will, sure as hell, break their neck!
--- Frank Ward P9402
These worthless lives to erase.
For they harbor these fears,
"Just a matter of years,
We will end up in the same place."
--- Frank Ward P9402
Paid dearly for, by me and you.
Against all our wishes,
It traps the small fishes
While letting the big ones swim through.
--- Frank Ward P9402
The psychologists say, "They ain't bad,
We find on inspection
They suffered rejection,
And there's fourteen million to be had."
--- Frank Ward P9402
We'll have cause for some God-awful fee.
We can pay off the judge,
Give the jury a nudge,
And have lots of it left for a spree!"
--- Frank Ward P9402
But one day, he was put to the test.
He's mugged, comes a cropper,
And calls for a copper:
"Come officer, make an arrest!"
--- Tiddy Ogg
The poor man is felled with great pain.
"I'm sorry, old sport,"
Says the copper, "He's taught
To go for the juggler vain."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Were partners their first day on-duty.
Academy newbies,
These dim-witted boobies
Were thought to be awfully fruity.
--- Anon
To a sinister crime, a code red.
Seen fleeing the scene
Was a miscreant, mean,
And a large chested woman lay dead.
--- Anon
And tore him apart at the stitches.
He thought to turn back
From this lethal attack
By a violent pump on his bitches.
--- Anon
Fast lodged to his utter dismay,
He started to rise
But was caught by the thighs.
In her cleavage his wanker did stay.
--- Anon
And said, "I'll assist if I may".
Great force he was wielding,
But the pud was unyielding.
"She's stiffening up!" Gus did say.
--- Anon
So we may release your stiff foreigner.
Do keep me abreast,
But leave all the rest
For the forensics team and the coroner.
--- Anon
His heroic feats to discuss.
And bending their ears,
Over pretzels and beers,
Told them all how he made his first bust.
--- Anon
Quite unwisely made a quick stop,
When passing the toilet.
The law, then did foil it,
When he was flushed out by a cop.
--- Observer
His sense of reason did shirk.
Said the cop, "Don't gripe --
We'll be done in a wipe!
No sit still while we do paperwork.
--- Romath
Went out in the nude for a walk,
But you can't stop a copper,
Nor can you cop a stopper,
If the copper's a stopper from Cork.
--- Prof
Walking his pet pig in New York,
Broke into a jog,
Chasing the hog,
And was seen to be copping his pork.
--- Bob