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I'm sorry you cried your way home, Don't ask me if you're sensitig, I was horny as hell in my youth, She said to me, "Please take your time. Taking notice of what she had said, When I asked, "Am I doing it right?" I fondled her pussy some more, By now, I was stiff as a bone Her actions were cruel and unkind I'll save your eyes!" a voice said. "Close the shade, I feel so insecure." As soon as she gave her consent, Undressing a maiden called Sue, There was a fierce soldier from Parmer, There was a young lady of Wheeling, There was a young lady called Tessa, My Sweet P, I cannot sit still. In Grimethorpe one day, me and Pete We ordered and passed time away, I think then that Pete must have goosed And now she had cause for her yellin' We were then to a back room escorted, At the end of it; she shook my hand; Wilhemina from old Willamantic There was a young fellow named Hodge, Says my girlfriend, "It's not really lewd There once was a maid named Suzie, Said Christopher to the young lass, Chris wondered why his sweet Susie Chris had never been in a Jacuzzi, All night long Chris and Suzie It's true what they say about Suzie; When using it, Suzie was zealous, Now Chris soon became very pissed, We slept like two spoons in a drawer, There was a young lady named Rand The girl that was pledged to young Pursall Three lassies swam nude in a loch She stripped off her panties and skirt, He told her, "When taking dick-tation, Observing the size of his gland, He told her, "Your shorthand's inspired," She said, "Please ejaculate -- He seduced her (it didn't take long) How excited was lovely young Ann When looking for sex with abandon A man's at his best when he humors; We'll go strolling tonight in the park; A naughty young miss is Mikaela, I've got chocolate here for my fox; Your lips are candy sweet! There once was a woman named Nancy, Outdoors, the young lady of Harrow A suave handsome bastard named Moffat, (the end justifies the means)
I've practised and practised and practised Two eager young fellows of Dover A man who made Mary in Dover A virile young fellow of Dover A spinster left burning with grief Oh Sarah, I would be remiss A gentle seducer named Gott Each man that Miss Ross chose to wed with, A hunter, he'd mounted the head At a three-star hotel in Medan, Hugh Hefner can extoll VERBATIM Can this counsel you give me be true?
Rejected by your honeycomb.
I'm not Deaar Abby,
I'm just a crabby
Writer of an anti-man poem.
--- Marlene
Although I won't call you a pig,
I use another name
If a man I would maim;
I'd say he's a dirty earwig!
--- Marlene
When I first met my lady friend Ruth.
I would ram with my stalk,
Without waiting to talk.
My seduction technique was uncouth.
--- PeterW
If you finger me first, then I'll climb
To the heights of orgasm
With more than one spasm.
Be gentle. It isn't a crime."
--- PeterW
I invited her back to my bed.
Where, with no more dissention,
I turned my attention
To stroking her pussy instead.
--- PeterW
She replied, "Yes, it's such a delight
To be fingered like this.
It's the ultimate bliss.
Will you do it the rest of the night?"
--- PeterW
But frustrated, I said, "I implore
You, dear Ruth, let me fuck."
But she said, "No such luck.
Your caresses have left me too sore."
--- PeterW
And I fell to my knees with a groan.
When I said, "It's unfair."
She replied, "I don't care."
And she left me to toss off alone.
--- PeterW
And I fear they affected my mind;
For my doctor has said
That my pleasures, instead,
Will undoubtedly make me go blind.
--- PeterW
"I have a plan to spearhead;
A blow for the good
Of your peterhood.
It's me Petal, over here in your bed!"
--- Ericka
When she said this, I felt she was pure.
"What happens next?"
She said as pretext,
But I think that she felt cocksure.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I felt more and more confident.
John Thomas expanded,
But I'll be quite candid
And at the wrong moment, it bent.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Her seducer exclaimed, "If it's true
That a nipple a day
Keeps the doctor away,
Think how healthy you must be with two."
--- Brian Algar
Who lovingly fondled his charmer.
Said the maiden, demure,
"It's delightful, I'm sure,
But it's better without all that armor."
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said to her beau, "I've a feeling
My little brown jug
Has need of a plug",
And straightway she started to peeling.
--- L0120
A quite unrepentant transgressor.
When sent to the priest,
The lewd little beast,
Began to undress her confessor.
--- Anon
I'm squirming around, and the frill
On my edible panty
Is melting andante.
Won't you please come and give me a thrill?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Were looking for somewhere to eat.
It was now late at night,
But we saw a dim light
From a restaurant down a side street.
--- Tiddy Ogg
By discussing the events of the day,
'Til a buxom waitress
In a low-cut short dress
Brought along our entrees on a tray.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Or otherwise sexually abused
The girl, 'cause she fell
With a sharp piercing yell...
And her bra snapped and she was unloosed.
--- Tiddy Ogg
For into my soup dropped her melon!
But I was quite keen
And licked it quite clean,
That titty which had my soup fell in.
--- Tiddy Ogg
And stripping, she gaily cavorted.
And when all's done and said,
We were all in one bed,
Where happily we three now sported
--- Tiddy Ogg
And said to us: "Ee, that were grand.
I've not had such fun
Since 1961,
When I had all the Grimethorpe brass band."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Had a date with a guy from Niantic.
Said he, "Let's repose
Without any clothes."
She said, "My God! How romantic!"
--- Prusch
Who lured girls to his dear-hunting lodge.
Once they were there,
He made them hunt bare.
Serves them right, it's a corny old dodge.
--- John Ciardi A
To say that I like being wooed,
Till I'm ready to climb
Into bed because I'm
In the mood to be screwed in the nude!"
--- Norm Storer P0509
Who was fondled on Christopher's knee.
Said the maid to the lad,
"I think I've been had.
Saying please! Do more to me."
--- Skumbunny
Let's have a quick peek at your ass."
She spun right around
And dropped her pants down
And said, "Let us become en masse!"
--- Skumbunny
Spent so much time in the Jacuzzi --
She said with a laugh,
"I'm just taking a bath,
But this bath really makes me feel oozy!"
--- Kaylin
So he hopped right in there with Suzie.
He snuggled akin
To her silky smooth skin,
And soon oozy Susie became woozy.
--- Kaylin
Played games in her Jacuzzi.
It was so fun with Chris,
She tried four friends of his --
That Suzie was really a floozy.
--- Kaylin
She never was very choosy.
If there is not a man,
It won't spoil her plan;
She's got a dildo. A doozie!
--- Kaylin
And that make poor Christopher jealous.
He said, "I wouldn't mind it,
If you didn't find it
Much better than all of us fellas.
--- Kaylin
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And said, "Stop that now! I insist!"
Suzie said with a moan,
"Just leave me alone --
This was way too much fun to resist!"
--- Kaylin
Then I wiggled my aft to your fore.
You snapped to attention.
(Did I happen to mention
I'm not really tired anymore?)
--- Ericka
Who said to her man, "I demand
That you take your hand off,
For my clothes I must doff,
As the matter is now out of hand."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0310
Proposed how to forestall reversal.
To avert any woes
They removed all their clothes,
And they went through a full dress rehearsal.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0304
When a laddie then hailed from a rock.
They cried, "Oh what luck!
We're in for a fuck!
So glad we have trolled for Scots cock!"
--- TuttaGioia
Her blouse, to reveal nipples pert,
And to her boss said,
As she lay with legs spread,
"I hope I'm not being a flirt."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Your job is to nurture inflation.
I'll not lightly suffer
A non-rousing fluffer.
Now demonstrate woody creation!"
--- Randog
She pondered on how it would stand.
There'd be no fellation
Of his aberration,
'Cause this one was needing shorthand.
--- SFA
Whilst feeling the touch he desired.
"I'm really impressed
And when I divest
My stuff in your muff, you are hired!"
--- Randog
Oh sorry! I meant please dictate,"
So I unzipped my flies
And gave her a rise,
Way above the inflation rate.
--- Borg
By reading her Solomon's song;
At "My hands dripped with myrrh,"
His hands dripped with her.
Subsequently, he dipped in his dong.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8707
About her date with a real Plastic Man.
He'd wine her and dine her
And probably mine her,
If it all went according to plan.
--- Neal Wilgus P8208
Avoid making any demand on
Your first introduction.
Then play the seduction
As though it had never been planned on.
--- Alex Heydon P0501
Good wit can drop a girl's bloomers.
The girls on the street
Will flock to his feet,
Begging to be one of his roomers.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
In some shadows we'll light our own spark;
Where my fingers' sure touch
Love, will please you so much;
Sure, I do my best work in the dark!
--- Anon
Adoring a randy old sailor.
He wines her and dines her;
To lust he inclines her.
She now wants to check his impaler!
--- Anon
And I hope opportunity knocks;
There's a ribbon to shred,
Then some wrappings to shed.
Then I'll be opening up the sweet box.
--- Allen Wolverton
Just to look at you is a treat!
(I hope that this finds
You in the right frame of mind,
To tumble awhile in the sheets!)
--- Gerry Pelzer
Who waltzed with a man they call Clancey.
Soon after the dance,
He pulled down her silk pants,
Proceeding to tickle her fancy.
--- Coops
Adhered to the path straight and narrow.
But she'd fuck in her flat
At the drop of a hat;
My goodness! There goes a sombrero!
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2100
At seduction was one very cool cat.
He spread open thighs
With sweetly-voiced lies,
While whispering "Exitus acta probat."
--- Anon
And now I'm becoming distressed
I just want to teach,
So hark while I preach
The joy when we're safely enmattressed.
--- Anon
Made Mary when out in the clover.
When Mary played coy
They both jumped with Joy,
And later felt Rosie all over.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0116
Had Mercy when out in the clover.
With Joy he did jump
Then with Ethyl did pump,
And of course, he felt Rosie all over.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0117
Made Mary when out in the clover.
He was found weak and wan
At the crack -- yes -- of Dawn.
He looked pale but felt Rosie all over.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0115
Had been partially raped by a thief.
By a matter of luck
She observed a fire truck,
And the flame was put out by the chief!
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1347
If I never did tell you this:
I want to be naughty
And fondle your body.
Can I start with a hug and a kiss?
--- Mr B
Pouter, and nicer than not,
Said, "Forgive such intrusions
Which could spoil your illusions,"
Then rammed his device up her twat.
--- Armand Singer
She first liked to paint the town red with.
For having made merry,
She then became very
Hot stuff and fantastic in bed with.
--- Anon
Of many an animal, dead.
"I'm fearful," teased she,
"Lest you shoot and mount me."
"I'd happily mount you," he said.
--- Lance Payne P8405A
A girl dined alone with a man,
And horny, yet nervous,
She knew once room service
Was over, her service began.
--- Anon
On everything needed to mate 'em.
Gourmet food on table;
Fine wine will disable;
Suits off, surf's up, no need to date 'em.
--- Gene
Is this what you want me to do?
Think of St. Jerome
In his celibate home
When I'd rather be thinking of you?
--- Larry Davis P8601
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