Jack was a little bit quicker; I needed a dirty weekend; Cause I've never been much of a laster, In the act, at the act, by (epistrophe)
A noble young duchess named Foster As he entered the lift, Mr. Kropp There was a shy boy named Dan, Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily, Well, quick hon, we still have some time; That over-sexed dingbat named Danny Opined an old cockster named Lee Oh where, oh where is my nightie? Reading all the sex books in Kalgoorlie While sitting there spinning his dreidel, (dreidel - tetrahedral Jewish spinning top)
There was an Old Man who supposed Your first gentle touch on my meat There was a young fellow from Florida Bewailed a poor woman named Goff, There was a young woman named Ella, His parts and her parts which are furry, There was a young man of Atlanta, A hormone-crazed lover named Hutch There was a young lady named Frances A fellow who lived in Bombay (pleonasm)
At the theater with Melanie Cox, Well, lately I've been quite a jerk; A proper young person named Gissing, The flight surgeon, with vasoline, There was a young coed named Lillian A lush little lady of Amble A troubled young lady named Hoover When nature is holding a flush We guys with remotes get quick lookies
This is file yzm
And honey, that's not my best trickie, Old Nikki is good for a quickie "Big Dork" sure describes Orval Sisson, Your afternoon lunches with me, Well, ok, if you make it a quickie; When he rode out, the old Laird of Clyde, A young woman from old Montreal I hear that your thing is tremendous A flightly young bumpkin named Charley A regular stallion named Gary You're evil! You horrible beast! They're awful, aren't they these men? A librarian, checking her stacks, When satyriasis finds nymphomania, There was an Air Force jockey named Sonder. A young man with a passion quite vast ('Till one day with a cousin, he ripped off a dozen,)
There was a young Chinese girl, Kate, She screamed as she opened the door, "Well fuck, is that it?" she remarked, There was a young lady name May, There was a young girl from Decatur In her garden an Edmonton maid Jemima throught Charlie was great. There was a young fellow named Reed, Said a cocksman named Quick, with a snigger, There was a young couple from Florida A modern young maiden named Eddy An agile old butcher named Bounter My wife's wearing nothing but drawers Grinned horny Lothario Hickey, There was a young girl of Port Hood When a man's favorite girlfriend beckons, At dusk, in the dunes of Tozaire, When Jane wore her black leotard,
Prematurely he had a bent dicker.
"I knew it!" Jill sighed,
As he slipped from inside,
"This comes from prolonged dickie-licker!"
--- Ogni Gioia
Decided to visit a friend.
We had a quick screw
And when we were through,
I left with a dirty weak end.
--- Anon
I was pleased when she wanted it faster.
But my speed got so quick,
When I glanced at the chick,
I saw I'd completely disaster!
--- Anon
The act -- when it's done on the fly,
A guy can get busy,
Get happy, get dizzy,
And sometimes humongously high.
--- Norm Storer P9603
Had barons and dukes on her roster.
But then she did attest
That the one she liked best
Was the drunk, who one time did accost her.
--- Albin Chaplin
Was aroused and his pecker did pop
Through his fly, and was felt
By a young lady svelte --
She went down as they rode to the top.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1271
Who tickled his girl with a fan.
She started to flirt
So he lifted her skirt,
And gave her a fuck like a man.
--- L1395
Rode the shaft of Sir Arthur Faily;
She bounced so fast
On Sir Arthur's stout mast,
That both of them did come quite waily!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'll hurry while you're in your prime.
Lie back, take it easy,
I'm feeling quite sleazy,
As onto your hard cock I climb.
--- Anon
Just cannot resist a hot fanny;
This morning he took
One look at the cook,
And filled every nook in her cranny.
--- Michael Horgan
"There's only one code that suits me:
When aroused, first you find `em;
If they plead, never mind 'em--
Just flop `em and fuck `em and flee."
--- Armand Singer
For I surely must look quite a frightie.
To be caught in the nude
And deliciously screwed
Is as good as a flight in a kitie.
--- G1588
To learn how to screw broads maturely,
He tried it, he swore,
With girlfriend and whore,
But he always got off his nuts early.
--- A N Wilkins P8611
His wife said, "Be quick, or the maid'll
Want back her gym slip,
The butler, his whip,
And the cook will soon want back his ladle.
--- H Myers T9801
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats
Ate his coats and his hats,
While the new upstairs maid, she got hosed.
--- Edwardian Leer 050
Nearly caused an eruption complete.
Whip your panties off quick,
Come and sit on my dick;
Now it's your turn, my dear, for a treat.
--- Anon
Whose love life got constantly torrider;
His need was so pressing
He gave up undressing
And did it full clothed in the corrider.
--- Armand E Singer intro E
"My man's like a pig in a trough;
'To hell with all foreplay:
Don't you get in my way;
Lie still, I'm quick in, out, and off.'"
--- Armand E Singer 939
Who was caught in the rain with a fella.
But were both so intent
On complete ravishment,
They forgot to put up an umbrella.
--- Isaac Asimov
Interfaced intermittently in the surrey.
She said, "No reproaches,
But male parent approaches
On his mount, at a trot. Better hurry!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0502
Fell in love with a girl full of banter.
"I should just like to see
The man who'd make me,"
She remarked and he made her instanter.
--- Anon
Went wild at some woman's mere touch.
His lewd inclinations
Caused interrelations
Of bodies and organs and such.
--- Armand E Singer 485
Who often went into deep trances.
During these, her best beau
Was not at all slow
To deftly slip into her pantses.
--- G0075
Was having a lay in the hay,
When his girl said, "Come quickly,
This place is all prickly;"
"I think it is me," he did say.
--- Norm Storer P9603
I parted her publical locks,
For she charmed my snake;
Not long did it take
Ere I had my jack in her box.
--- Tiddy Ogg
I've fallen behind in my work;
So don't be too picky,
This is only a quicky,
Till I find my way out of the murk.
--- John Miller 0010
Announced he had given up kissing.
"I strike out at once
For something that counts,
And besides my girl's front teeth are missing."
--- L1423
Had check out the old flyer's spleen.
"When was your last screw?"
"1952 --
By my watch it's 2015."
--- Martin Wellborn P8509a
Who went to the college cotillion,
Which is where she was had
By a most frabjous lad,
Skirt up in some leafy pavillion.
--- Armand E Singer 608
Went out for a casual ramble.
On a side road this maid
Was tipped up and laid--
But then, of course, all life's a gamble.
--- G0005
Rejected her young man's maneuver.
Though she locked him outside,
This was taken in stride,
And he slipped her a fuck through the louver.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0200
And it is fairly bursting to gush,
While women can wait
Until some future date,
It's us guy's who are having to rush.
--- Anon
At TV, and we get our cookies
With women who're fast
And able to blast
Us off with their microwave nookies.
--- Anon
So be sure and stop by for a quickie,
There sometime next week,
And you'll get a peek,
At what I can do with your dickie.
--- Anon
The other is often quite tricky
'Cause under the table
Is where you find Mabel,
Who's waiting for someone named Dickie.
--- Anon
The kind of a guy drives a Nissan;
While other men screw,
Own sports cars, drink brew;
He never quite gets into kissin'.
--- Armand Singer
Are making my work day stress free.
I return to the job,
And think of your knob,
And hope that I sang out on key.
--- Anon
And don't leave me panting and sticky,
'Cause I'm already late.
Besides, in your state,
This girl knows that you can't be picky.
--- Anon
Used to make it a matter of pride,
To scoop up a lass,
Have a quick piece of ass,
And discard her without breaking stride.
--- John Ciardi
Reminisced once concening her fall,
Saying, "He was so quick,
And his prick was so slick,
That I just never felt it at all."
--- Isaac Asimov
And able to do feats stupendous.
I'll take it hot
Right here on the spot;
I just hope that it doesn't upend us!
--- Robyn T9710
Diddled fat country girls in the barley.
He sniggered, "It's fun
To diddle and run,
But your NUTS, if you dawdle and parley."
--- Grand Prix Lim 822
Explains why he never will marry:
"A wife wants it gentle,
Real slow, incremental,
But I get too horny to tarry."
--- Armand E Singer 928
You couldn't have waited at least
One single day
To lead me astray?
It's hard to resist such a feast
--- Kiss Karen
They screw you again and again.
When you're down on the floor,
They'll still want some more.
Not a question of where, simply when!
--- Anon
Bent over and ripped her slacks.
When a man saw her bush,
He gave her a push;
One more kid in a stroller, they stacked.
--- Pokey
It's the meeting of similar crania.
The result, you can trust,
Is primarily lust,
With no sentimental extrania.
--- Alex Heydon P0505
Why the girls liked him was a wonder.
'Cause they missed all their fun
When he jumped the gun,
And went off in the wild blue yonder.
--- Ed Wolfert P8406
Used to talk about making it last.
'Till one day he discovered
His sister uncovered
And now he fucks often--and fast.
--- L0357
Could not wait to have sex with her date.
They went to his flat.
He said, "Well how was that?"
"Fah Kin Su Pah" she said, which means great!
--- Andy Lingfield P0510Q
And had orgasms on the tile floor.
And the guy that she screwed,
Who was totally nude,
Just got ready to mount her once more.
--- Rudy Pilot TP9807
As Roger the lodger embarked
On giving her one;
"Why, we've hardly begun
And I didn't even know that you'd parked."
--- Peter Wilkins
Who strolled in the park by the way.
And she met a young man
Who fucked her and ran.
Now she goes to the park every day.
--- L0067
Who clashed with the lad who did date her.
They disputed so loud
That there gathered a crowd.
She was had by a passing spectator.
--- Albin Chaplin
Hollered out that she needed a spade,
But was quite thunder-struck
When she called for a fork --
And was promptly and lustily laid!
--- Hugh Oliver 92b
She enjoyed having him for a date.
He gave her a feel
That forced her to squeal,
And fucked her at a quarter to eight.
--- Jameto
Well known for his amorous speed.
First a jest, then the breast,
Then the best of the rest.
Right after the thought came the deed.
--- Isaac Asimov
As his pecker grew bigger and bigger:
"If I slipped in your slit
With my tip on your clit,
I'd describe that as Quick on the trigger!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Who passion grew steadily torrider.
They were planning to sin
In a room at the inn.
Who can wait? So they screwed in the corridor.
--- Isaac Asimov
Undressed for her favorite steady,
Saying, "Off with your clothes,
But hurry, I'm froze;
Come take me the second your ready."
--- Armand E Singer 585
A fussy old hag did encounter.
She complained of his quality
Which disturbed this man's jollity,
So he threw her the meat on the counter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0655
Through the house, while she's doing her chores.
She's seeking a thrill
From my ten-inch drill;
I think I'll take her on the floor.
--- Mike Hunter
`Bout making good use of his dickie:
"I see girls in the street,
Drop my pants to my feet,
And have me a tit-twisting quickie."
--- Armand Singer
Who said that she would if she could.
A young man in his prime
Did not waste any time,
For he fucked her right there where she stood.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0299
He succumbs to his passions, I reckon.
The stick in his trousers
Rises up like a dowsers
And is ready for action in seconds.
--- Actaeon
They said, "Do you think that we dare?"
As the sun sank right down,
They returned to the town--
And shook out the sand from their hair.
--- Harold C Bibby P9710
My pecker grew horny and hard,
So we had it away
Without further delay
And there wasn't a single hole barred.
--- Michael Horgan