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Jack was a little bit quicker;
Prematurely he had a bent dicker.
"I knew it!" Jill sighed,
As he slipped from inside,
"This comes from prolonged dickie-licker!"
--- Ogni Gioia

I needed a dirty weekend;
Decided to visit a friend.
We had a quick screw
And when we were through,
I left with a dirty weak end.
--- Anon

Cause I've never been much of a laster,
I was pleased when she wanted it faster.
But my speed got so quick,
When I glanced at the chick,
I saw I'd completely disaster!
--- Anon

In the act, at the act, by
The act -- when it's done on the fly,
A guy can get busy,
Get happy, get dizzy,
And sometimes humongously high.

(epistrophe)
--- Norm Storer P9603

A noble young duchess named Foster
Had barons and dukes on her roster.
But then she did attest
That the one she liked best
Was the drunk, who one time did accost her.
--- Albin Chaplin

As he entered the lift, Mr. Kropp
Was aroused and his pecker did pop
Through his fly, and was felt
By a young lady svelte --
She went down as they rode to the top.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1271

There was a shy boy named Dan,
Who tickled his girl with a fan.
She started to flirt
So he lifted her skirt,
And gave her a fuck like a man.
--- L1395

Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily,
Rode the shaft of Sir Arthur Faily;
She bounced so fast
On Sir Arthur's stout mast,
That both of them did come quite waily!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Well, quick hon, we still have some time;
I'll hurry while you're in your prime.
Lie back, take it easy,
I'm feeling quite sleazy,
As onto your hard cock I climb.
--- Anon

That over-sexed dingbat named Danny
Just cannot resist a hot fanny;
This morning he took
One look at the cook,
And filled every nook in her cranny.
--- Michael Horgan

Opined an old cockster named Lee
"There's only one code that suits me:
When aroused, first you find `em;
If they plead, never mind 'em--
Just flop `em and fuck `em and flee."
--- Armand Singer

Oh where, oh where is my nightie?
For I surely must look quite a frightie.
To be caught in the nude
And deliciously screwed
Is as good as a flight in a kitie.
--- G1588

Reading all the sex books in Kalgoorlie
To learn how to screw broads maturely,
He tried it, he swore,
With girlfriend and whore,
But he always got off his nuts early.
--- A N Wilkins P8611

While sitting there spinning his dreidel,
His wife said, "Be quick, or the maid'll
Want back her gym slip,
The butler, his whip,
And the cook will soon want back his ladle.

(dreidel - tetrahedral Jewish spinning top)
--- H Myers T9801

There was an Old Man who supposed
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats
Ate his coats and his hats,
While the new upstairs maid, she got hosed.
--- Edwardian Leer 050

Your first gentle touch on my meat
Nearly caused an eruption complete.
Whip your panties off quick,
Come and sit on my dick;
Now it's your turn, my dear, for a treat.
--- Anon

There was a young fellow from Florida
Whose love life got constantly torrider;
His need was so pressing
He gave up undressing
And did it full clothed in the corrider.
--- Armand E Singer intro E

Bewailed a poor woman named Goff,
"My man's like a pig in a trough;
'To hell with all foreplay:
Don't you get in my way;
Lie still, I'm quick in, out, and off.'"
--- Armand E Singer 939

There was a young woman named Ella,
Who was caught in the rain with a fella.
But were both so intent
On complete ravishment,
They forgot to put up an umbrella.
--- Isaac Asimov

His parts and her parts which are furry,
Interfaced intermittently in the surrey.
She said, "No reproaches,
But male parent approaches
On his mount, at a trot. Better hurry!"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0502

There was a young man of Atlanta,
Fell in love with a girl full of banter.
"I should just like to see
The man who'd make me,"
She remarked and he made her instanter.
--- Anon

A hormone-crazed lover named Hutch
Went wild at some woman's mere touch.
His lewd inclinations
Caused interrelations
Of bodies and organs and such.
--- Armand E Singer 485

There was a young lady named Frances
Who often went into deep trances.
During these, her best beau
Was not at all slow
To deftly slip into her pantses.
--- G0075

A fellow who lived in Bombay
Was having a lay in the hay,
When his girl said, "Come quickly,
This place is all prickly;"
"I think it is me," he did say.

(pleonasm)
--- Norm Storer P9603

At the theater with Melanie Cox,
I parted her publical locks,
For she charmed my snake;
Not long did it take
Ere I had my jack in her box.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Well, lately I've been quite a jerk;
I've fallen behind in my work;
So don't be too picky,
This is only a quicky,
Till I find my way out of the murk.
--- John Miller 0010

A proper young person named Gissing,
Announced he had given up kissing.
"I strike out at once
For something that counts,
And besides my girl's front teeth are missing."
--- L1423

The flight surgeon, with vasoline,
Had check out the old flyer's spleen.
"When was your last screw?"
"1952 --
By my watch it's 2015."
--- Martin Wellborn P8509a

There was a young coed named Lillian
Who went to the college cotillion,
Which is where she was had
By a most frabjous lad,
Skirt up in some leafy pavillion.
--- Armand E Singer 608

A lush little lady of Amble
Went out for a casual ramble.
On a side road this maid
Was tipped up and laid--
But then, of course, all life's a gamble.
--- G0005

A troubled young lady named Hoover
Rejected her young man's maneuver.
Though she locked him outside,
This was taken in stride,
And he slipped her a fuck through the louver.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0200

When nature is holding a flush
And it is fairly bursting to gush,
While women can wait
Until some future date,
It's us guy's who are having to rush.
--- Anon

We guys with remotes get quick lookies
At TV, and we get our cookies
With women who're fast
And able to blast
Us off with their microwave nookies.
--- Anon

This is file yzm

And honey, that's not my best trickie,
So be sure and stop by for a quickie,
There sometime next week,
And you'll get a peek,
At what I can do with your dickie.
--- Anon

Old Nikki is good for a quickie
The other is often quite tricky
'Cause under the table
Is where you find Mabel,
Who's waiting for someone named Dickie.
--- Anon

"Big Dork" sure describes Orval Sisson,
The kind of a guy drives a Nissan;
While other men screw,
Own sports cars, drink brew;
He never quite gets into kissin'.
--- Armand Singer

Your afternoon lunches with me,
Are making my work day stress free.
I return to the job,
And think of your knob,
And hope that I sang out on key.
--- Anon

Well, ok, if you make it a quickie;
And don't leave me panting and sticky,
'Cause I'm already late.
Besides, in your state,
This girl knows that you can't be picky.
--- Anon

When he rode out, the old Laird of Clyde,
Used to make it a matter of pride,
To scoop up a lass,
Have a quick piece of ass,
And discard her without breaking stride.
--- John Ciardi

A young woman from old Montreal
Reminisced once concening her fall,
Saying, "He was so quick,
And his prick was so slick,
That I just never felt it at all."
--- Isaac Asimov

I hear that your thing is tremendous
And able to do feats stupendous.
I'll take it hot
Right here on the spot;
I just hope that it doesn't upend us!
--- Robyn T9710

A flightly young bumpkin named Charley
Diddled fat country girls in the barley.
He sniggered, "It's fun
To diddle and run,
But your NUTS, if you dawdle and parley."
--- Grand Prix Lim 822

A regular stallion named Gary
Explains why he never will marry:
"A wife wants it gentle,
Real slow, incremental,
But I get too horny to tarry."
--- Armand E Singer 928

You're evil! You horrible beast!
You couldn't have waited at least
One single day
To lead me astray?
It's hard to resist such a feast
--- Kiss Karen

They're awful, aren't they these men?
They screw you again and again.
When you're down on the floor,
They'll still want some more.
Not a question of where, simply when!
--- Anon

A librarian, checking her stacks,
Bent over and ripped her slacks.
When a man saw her bush,
He gave her a push;
One more kid in a stroller, they stacked.
--- Pokey

When satyriasis finds nymphomania,
It's the meeting of similar crania.
The result, you can trust,
Is primarily lust,
With no sentimental extrania.
--- Alex Heydon P0505

There was an Air Force jockey named Sonder.
Why the girls liked him was a wonder.
'Cause they missed all their fun
When he jumped the gun,
And went off in the wild blue yonder.
--- Ed Wolfert P8406

A young man with a passion quite vast
Used to talk about making it last.
'Till one day he discovered
His sister uncovered
And now he fucks often--and fast.

('Till one day with a cousin, he ripped off a dozen,)
--- L0357

There was a young Chinese girl, Kate,
Could not wait to have sex with her date.
They went to his flat.
He said, "Well how was that?"
"Fah Kin Su Pah" she said, which means great!
--- Andy Lingfield P0510Q

She screamed as she opened the door,
And had orgasms on the tile floor.
And the guy that she screwed,
Who was totally nude,
Just got ready to mount her once more.
--- Rudy Pilot TP9807

"Well fuck, is that it?" she remarked,
As Roger the lodger embarked
On giving her one;
"Why, we've hardly begun
And I didn't even know that you'd parked."
--- Peter Wilkins

There was a young lady name May,
Who strolled in the park by the way.
And she met a young man
Who fucked her and ran.
Now she goes to the park every day.
--- L0067

There was a young girl from Decatur
Who clashed with the lad who did date her.
They disputed so loud
That there gathered a crowd.
She was had by a passing spectator.
--- Albin Chaplin

In her garden an Edmonton maid
Hollered out that she needed a spade,
But was quite thunder-struck
When she called for a fork --
And was promptly and lustily laid!
--- Hugh Oliver 92b

Jemima throught Charlie was great.
She enjoyed having him for a date.
He gave her a feel
That forced her to squeal,
And fucked her at a quarter to eight.
--- Jameto

There was a young fellow named Reed,
Well known for his amorous speed.
First a jest, then the breast,
Then the best of the rest.
Right after the thought came the deed.
--- Isaac Asimov

Said a cocksman named Quick, with a snigger,
As his pecker grew bigger and bigger:
"If I slipped in your slit
With my tip on your clit,
I'd describe that as Quick on the trigger!"
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

There was a young couple from Florida
Who passion grew steadily torrider.
They were planning to sin
In a room at the inn.
Who can wait? So they screwed in the corridor.
--- Isaac Asimov

A modern young maiden named Eddy
Undressed for her favorite steady,
Saying, "Off with your clothes,
But hurry, I'm froze;
Come take me the second your ready."
--- Armand E Singer 585

An agile old butcher named Bounter
A fussy old hag did encounter.
She complained of his quality
Which disturbed this man's jollity,
So he threw her the meat on the counter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0655

My wife's wearing nothing but drawers
Through the house, while she's doing her chores.
She's seeking a thrill
From my ten-inch drill;
I think I'll take her on the floor.
--- Mike Hunter

Grinned horny Lothario Hickey,
`Bout making good use of his dickie:
"I see girls in the street,
Drop my pants to my feet,
And have me a tit-twisting quickie."
--- Armand Singer

There was a young girl of Port Hood
Who said that she would if she could.
A young man in his prime
Did not waste any time,
For he fucked her right there where she stood.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0299

When a man's favorite girlfriend beckons,
He succumbs to his passions, I reckon.
The stick in his trousers
Rises up like a dowsers
And is ready for action in seconds.
--- Actaeon

At dusk, in the dunes of Tozaire,
They said, "Do you think that we dare?"
As the sun sank right down,
They returned to the town--
And shook out the sand from their hair.
--- Harold C Bibby P9710

When Jane wore her black leotard,
My pecker grew horny and hard,
So we had it away
Without further delay
And there wasn't a single hole barred.
--- Michael Horgan


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