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I throw ten bucks on the floor;
When she bends down, she opens the door.
So I slide her a bone
Full of testosterone;
A cheap but effective score!
--- MrMalo

A boss and his steno, quite fair,
Were processing words as a pair.
When she told him to "ENTER"
He thought that she meant her,
And dutifully had her right there.
--- Dick Buenger P8407a

There once was a kiddie named Carr,
Who found a man laying his mar.
Said he, with a snicker,
As he watched the guy stick her,
"You do it much faster than par."
--- L0016

My stump is as clean as my pate --
The freshest it's been to this date.
(It's usually sticky
Just after a quickie.)
Perhaps it was something she ate?
--- H Welchel

A certain young man was so deft,
That he left his poor girl quite bereft.
He'd put it in slickly,
Then pull it out quickly,
And before she had felt it, he'd left.
--- Isaac Asimov

While fucking a fellow named Bruce
A girl made excuses profuse.
She was late for her class,
So she stepped on the gas
And she left him to stew in his juice.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0068

Someone slipped Daisy a Mickey,
And left her a rosey-red hickey.
She couldn't recall,
What happened at all,
But she knew that her two lips were sticky.
--- Anon

There was a young woman named Vicki
Who said, "I don't want to be picky.
If, in five hours or so,
As you say, you must go,
At least we'll have time for a quicky."
--- Isaac Asimov

A fast-thinking bounder named Mailer
Enticed a girl into his trailer.
It took but a minute
To flop her down in it,
And ten seconds more to impale her.
--- Armand E Singer 401

It takes an unprincipled mug
To confine his foreplay to one hug.
Not being a bore,
A drop to the floor,
And a ten-second screw on the rug.
--- Isaac Asimov

An indian tourist named Tonto,
Bought sex from a whore in Toronto,
But returned to the wild
Disappointed and riled -
In Toronto poor Tonto came pronto!
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

There was a young man of Pretoria
Whose girl was a terrible worria.
Whenever he tried
To get it inside,
She complained he was trying to hurria.
--- Anon

He approached with great finesse,
The Persians delicatesse.
So spectacular
Was his scimitar,
She quickly took in his largesse.
--- Annie Jay

A newlywed jogger named Clyde
Got hard running back of his bride.
He pulled up so near her,
He started to spear her.
They say that she took it in stride.
--- David Miller

Now patience, I hear them all say,
Is a virtue; so maybe I'll play
With your nipples for -- ooh,
Half-a-second or two,
Before boffing you senseless, okay?
--- Anon

Wake up, my dear Ulla. I must
Have your body and urgently thrust
Myself deeply inside
You and give you a ride,
That will quench my libidinous lust.
--- Anon

There was a young man from the War Office,
Who got into bed with a whore of his.
She took off her drawers,
With many a pause,
But the chap from the War Office tore off his.
--- L1065

A maid who was very becoming,
Was humping the gardener's plumbing;
In the midst of their bang,
When their master, he rang,
They responded, "Yes Sir, we are coming!"
--- Cap'n Bean P9912

Said Miss Atkins, "Young man, you're a bore!
I don't mind your smashing my door,
And just forging ahead
Without a word said,
But why always here on the floor!"
--- John Ciardi

The moment I sighted her treasure,
I knew that this gal had my measure.
We took to the task,
Forgetting to ask:
With whom am I having the pleasure?
--- SFA

A short-cut I took through the alley
And who should I meet there but Sally.
"Hello there!" I cried
As I slipped it inside
Her with neither a dilly nor dally.
--- Peter Wilkins

Lithesome Sally is quite long and tall,
Yet she's known for her cooter quite small.
But our premature Pete,
With no stiff in his meat,
Buried tip, shaft, and half the right ball.
--- Anon

Way back in the giant pine trees
Was Sally and me on our knees
When up came a squirrel
Who startled the girl --
So much she orgasmed with ease.
--- SFA

For guys who are not so well hung,
That don't mind the smell of some dung,
Should try for the goal
Of another cute hole,
And score in a tight little bung.
--- Goin2later

Your beauty has started me thinking:
Perhaps I should strive for a shrinking.
Reducing my measure
So Goin2 can pleasure
A little of me with her stinking.
--- Travis Brasell

A gent who is hung's a barbarian,
And only likes shooting ovarian
Deep loads in your quim.
So forget about him
And instead, choose a strict vagitarian.
--- Hugh Clary

It's standard equipment in dick;
A prick is a prick is a prick.
But those that I greets
When hitting the sheets,
Best give me a mighty good lick.
--- Goin2later

A quickie with you would delight
And tantalize me, so tonight
I've only ten minutes
To get my thing in it,
So help me to guide it in right.
--- Anon

With such little time you will find,
To spend with you on this quick grind,
I won't tease tonight.
I'll just get it right
To the heart of that hump from behind!
--- Anon

I met a despondent Canuck,
Who said she was down on her luck.
But lacking the heart
To up and depart,
I lingered and give her a fuck.
--- SFA

Disguised as a doe...or a buck?
And you found her down on her luck?
I know not your demeanor,
But if she's got a weiner,
I think you should give her a suck.
--- SFA

I once met a despondent Canuck
Who quickly went down on my luck.
But then when she said,
She would need more than head,
I said that I don't give a fuck.
--- SFA

I met an athlete at a track meet,
And asked if she'd like to meet my meat.
She said that she would,
Provided I could
Finish with her in a dead-heat.
--- Tutta Gioia

This is file yym

I shared with a track star my hash,
But for sex she demanded hard cash.
We settled on price,
I was done in a trice.
She said, "You must sprint in the dash!"
--- Tutta Gioia

Although she was young and I old,
I thought I had beaten her cold.
I came in first,
With a final quick burst,
But for speed, this event wins no gold.
--- Tutta Gioia

Today started off with a bang,
When on your front door bell I rang.
I said, "How I missed you,"
And hugged you and kissed you,
And then banged your thang with my wang.
--- Jon Gearhart

A nasty surprise just this morning.
A knock on the door. Without warning,
I was knocked to the floor,
For a quick Gearhart gore --
My asshole is sore and it's yawning.
--- Archie

I've ne'er traveled over the sea
So you're right, you're mistaken, 'twern't me.
Your new jammin' bud
Must be some other stud,
Like Aussie Owl down from his tree.
--- Jon Gearhart

There was a blind fellow named Wayne
Who picked up a whore with no strain.
Un an alley he went
But the poor fellow spent
When her twat twitched the end of his cane.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1915

There was a blind fellow named Scott
Who one day a ladyfriend sought.
As he made an advance,
He went off in his pants,
When his cane felt the twitch of her twat.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1899

A quickie is all I can spare;
I've paperwork piled up to there.
While I wait for a call,
We can sure have a ball,
So come on in, please have a chair.
--- Anon

I'll turn out the light, lock the door;
No one will miss me, I'm sure.
Give me a quick poke,
With that mighty oak;
I've only ten minutes, no more.
--- Anon

Each minute, I'll give you an inch
More of my beef-log to quench
Your furnace's fire
And hose your desire;
When all ten are in, I'll you drench!
--- Anon

This break-time quickie was a perk,
But hon, I must get back to work.
Back on goes the light,
But kiss me goodnight;
That tongue of yours drives me berserk.
--- Anon

'Neath your desk I will lurk as you work,
And give you a right good tongue ferk.
And when you orgasm
And go into spasm,
Your work I will cause you to shirk.
--- Anon

I guess I'm in for some OT;
Extra work never did bother me.
So I'll sit in my chair,
And play with your hair,
As you swirl your tongue in my pussy.
--- Anon

There once was a young girl from Anton
Who all of the guys would then rant on.
She spreads wide her legs
If a man then would beg,
And afterwards she puts her pants on.
--- Toolman

So whether you like it or not,
My girl has a hell of a twat.
So now, I'm not waiting,
I'm anticipating,
To give her all that I've got.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

"I love well-warmed pussy," said Joe;
It does no one harm, can't say no;
A little foreplay
Then let come what may --
It's tail and all systems are go!
--- Armand E Singer P0102

A man's an outrageous flirt,
If he sees anything in a skirt.
His tongue starts to hang,
And he's out with a bang;
Stopping just short of pervert.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There once was a lady named Mary
Who wasn't at all so contrary.
She'd agree any day,
To a roll in the hay,
And she screwed guys tall, short, bald or hairy.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0411

A lusty Mongolian horde
Once gathered a feminine hoard,
And herded those skirts
Into dandified yurts
To make sure they could always get whore'd.
--- Norm Storer P9112

There once was a lecher of Leeds,
Who did up his privates in tweeds.
With a zipper installed
To keep them close-hauled,
Or released for his amorous needs (deeds).
--- G2397

I'm waiting here patiently to
Be pumped full of your special goo.
The lights at high beam
Reflect off your stream,
And give my complexion a hue.
--- Anon

Kevin's a bloke we all love;
He'll give any woman a shove.
He sings about fucking
And drinking and sucking;
There's naught he won't lie on top of.
--- Kevin Wilson

Fuck me quick, fuck me deep, fuck me oft,
In the bog, in the bath, in the loft.
Up my ass, up my quim,
Knees, armpits, lip rim,
With your prick, but please, nothing soft.
--- Anon

Shyly said a young woman named Mabel,
"How delighted I am that I'm able,
To screw on a bed,
Or a sofa instead,
Or the grass, or the floor, or the table."
--- Isaac Asimov

There once was a Spanish Nobilio
Who lived in a Spanish castilio.
His cojones grew hot
Much more often than not,
At the thought of a Spanish jazzilio.
--- L1112

The wife of a young man named Goozie
Had left him a little bit woozy.
In place of resisting
She attempted assisting,
And he thought he was back with his floozie.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0173

That wench from Leigh-upon-Sea
Said "Birth controls don't worry me,
For while lying in Arran,
I found I was barren."
"Come on," said the plumber, "Let's see."
--- Jim Weaver Collection

While noting the bulge in his trousers
She fingered herself to arouse "hers".
This act made the fellow
So sex-crazed, he did bellow
Eu-rekas! and Zow-ies!! and Yow-zers!!!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Yes, they're all convinced, you can bet
That their pussy's the best you can get.
Well, they're all on a par
So the best one by far,
Is the pussy you haven't had yet.
--- Anon

True, I'm lacking the longest extension
And failing the fattest dimension,
But if I am early
To pump her the pearly,
At least it's a bone of contention.
--- Anon

A southern-fried gal I was wooing
Once asked what I thought I was doing.
"Enough with the dating --
Let's get on to the mating!"
And ever since we've been screwing.
--- Neal Wilgus P8405

"Don't bugger me, master I beg,"
Said the serving wench, known as Our Peg.
Have full use of my muff
To deposit your stuff,
If you want to throw over your leg!

But the master had already started,
And Pegs legs were already parted.
But he stopped in mid thrust,
As he felt a great gust.
You've guessed it, Our Peg had just farted!


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