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An agile young fraulein of Innsbruck,
Seems very lightly her sins took.
She stood ten men in line,
Screwed them one at a time,
And then two at a time she ten twins took.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2125

A fully-fledged lecher named Sean,
Pounds down on his mistress till dawn.
With three hours to recover,
He's on top and above her,
That dirty old satyr, that faun.
--- Armand E Singer 686

There was a young satyr named Patrick
Who pulled off a stunt quite theatric.
In one short day,
He had his vile way
With three different women -- the hat trick.
--- Armand E Singer 793A

The climax when Josie engages,
Is postponed for what seems to be ages.
Out of self-preservation
And to banish frustration,
She has three or four fellows -- in stages.
--- Isaac Asimov

There was a young fellow named Clairwell
Who fucked his girl once and said farewell.
He went to the door
But she cried for some more,
So he fucked her twice more on the stairwell.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0084

There was a young braggart from Dyer
Whose ego outstripped his desire.
He claimed he could lay
Twenty broads in a day.
It was only nineteen, the damn liar!
--- Hugh Oliver A110A

When young it was twenty times nightly,
While boffing Miss Anna Golightly;
But now I say meekly
It's twice a week, weakly,
'Cause Anna don't fit me so tightly.
--- Anon

If your life has become rather stale,
What you need is a red-blooded male,
Who is thoughtful, refined,
Romantic and kind,
And will come twice a night without fail.
--- Michael Horgan

Said a certain young woman of Denver,
"Just why did you screw me again, sir?
I do not think it's nice
For one man to screw twice;
That is what I make use of two men for."
--- Isaac Asimov

I slipped through a hole in the ice;
'Twas frigid but felt kinda nice.
In fact, I would say
That cold-natured Kay
Was hot, so I slipped back in twice!
--- Travis Brasell

An amorous fellow named Lee,
Divorced and just rewedded, he
Did daily have sex
With wife plus the ex --
Admitting, "I love it, you see!"
--- Armand E Singer 762

There was a young lady named Finnegan
Who said to her man, "Pour some gin again,
And then rest you a while,
For I fancy your style,
And I want you to put that thing in again."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0140A

The daughter of Corporal Harrison
Was humped by the men of his garrison.
"Not by two," wailed her dad,
"But by all, she was had --
I do find it rather embarraassin'!"
--- Armand E Singer 246

An ambitious young fellow named Sayers
Begged of God every day in his prayers,
"Please grant me my dream
To hump a whole team
Of bosomy girl soccer players."
--- Armand E Singer 367a

A star NBA player once said,
"I took ten thousand women to bed!"
This confession of screwing
Merits careful reviewing --
Just how many were all in his head?
--- William N Nesbit P0107

Dame Catherine of Ashton-on-Lynches
Got on with her grooms and her wenches.
She went down on the gents,
And pronged the girl's vents
With a clitoris reaching six inches.
--- L0267

There was a young lady named Astor,
Who never let any get past her.
She finally got plenty,
By stopping twenty,
Which certainly ought to last her.
--- L0268

There was a young lady from Spain,
Who did it again and again,
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again and again.
--- Anon L0348

The belly on Tillie protrudes,
Due to hipshots from twenty male nudes.
At that party at Lears,
She laid all but three queers,
Six impotent guys, and two prudes.
--- G0724

There was a young lady from Hadham,
Very fond of the primitive Adam.
Whatever the name
Of the men in the game,
The madam from Hadham had had'em.
--- Anon

In a broken-down Indian pagoda,
One hears the Ranee of Baroda
Serviced ten sexual bandits,
Including two pandits,
And blowing each one who'd bestrode 'er.
--- G0714

One thing the lady made clear:
She'll fuck anything that comes near!
Apes, dogs, hyenas,
If they've got a penis,
She's got the pussy right here!
--- Writerman

There is a hard worker named Sarah;
In her cardigan, who could be squarer?
But when she's denim-clad,
She is wicked and bad,
And an army of slaves has to share her.
--- Chris Young

Said another young woman of Gratz,
"You ask how much screwing? Why, lots!
About ten to fourteen
With perversions between.
Any less and I break out in spots."
--- Isaac Asimov

A young man, quite free with his dong,
Said the thing could be had for a song.
Such response did he get
That he rented the Met,
And held auditions all the day long.
--- L1013

There once was a girl quite perplexed
Because she was called oversexed.
She screwed a battalion,
Two bulls and a stallion,
And all she could say was, "Who's next?"
--- David Miller

My body's a temple," said Sue. In
Some pride, I replied: "Nothin' doin'.
It's suffered the ravage
Of many a savage,
And years, and it's now but a ruin."
--- Tiddy Ogg

Of lovers, she's had a gazillian,
Including a Dutch and Sicilian.
But near to the heart
Of her private part
Can always be found a Brazilian.
--- SFA

A lady stockholder, quite hetera,
Decided her fortunes to bettera.
On the floor, quite unclad,
She was successively had,
By Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

There once was a woman named Jane
Whose face was exceedingly plain.
But down in her cellar,
She was a real live heller,
So the boys came again and again.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

There was a young lass of Odessa,
Who said to her father confessor,
"When the fellows surround me,
Pursue me and hound me,
Do you think I give in to them? Yessir!"
--- Isaac Asimov

There was a young girl from Decatur
Who went out to sea on a freighter.
She was screwed by the Master;
An utter disaster;
But the crew all made up for it later.
--- Isaac Asimov

On an outing with seventeen Czechs,
A girl tourist supplied the free sex.
She returned from the jaunt
Feeling more or less gaunt,
But the Czechs were all absolute wrecks.
--- Grand Prix Lim 256 G0674

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There once was a diddlesome lass,
Whose dandles drew young men en masse.
What with diddling and dandling,
She endured much manhandling--
Rather more that most girls of her class.

(dandles - petting, pampering, playing)
--- John Ciardi

A nasty skirt chaser named Pruitt
Commanded his girlfriend to do it;
Said he, "I have found
Advice that is sound:
A chick's hole's not worth squat, but I'll screw it."
--- Armand Singer

You would need a computer to tally
All the cowboys who've scouted our Sally.
There were some on her mountains,
And some on her fountains,
And quite a few down in the valley.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

At a tree-shaded rest stop near Dunnigan,
A hot wench there makes traveling fun again;
When you've blown off your wad,
She says "Tarry, by Gawd;
If you're patient, I'll get off your gun again!"
--- Allen Wolverton

There was a young lady named Blanche,
Who screwed all the boys at the ranch.
After sexing all day,
'Til their pricks wore away,
She demanded nocturnal revanche.

(revanche - government policy of regaining lost territory)
--- G0534

There is a young miss named Honoree,
When a man says to her, "I adore 'ee,"
She opens her twat
To give him a shot,
And then gets extremely encore-y.
--- G0093

"During wartime," said Sally McQuade,
While seducing an army brigade,
"With all men at the front,
I'll really be blunt;
It's hard for a girl to get laid."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0410

Thank God for the Duchess of Gloucester,
She obliges all who accost her.
She welcomes the prick
Of Tom, Harry, or Dick,
Or Baldwin, or even Lord Astor.
--- L0303

"Though some men are still sexy today,
Far too many turn out to be gay,"
Said prissy Miss Preeble
"On the whole they're all feeble...
I should know...I lay fifteen a day..."
--- Grand Prix Lim 603

She said, "Give me a break!
My pussy is starting to ache!
I did fifteen men,
Then I did them again!
That's all my poor pussy can take!
--- Little Richard

Said a girl who was forced to go dutch,
On a love nest, "I don't mind too much.
Though I pay half the lease,
I collect half--apiece--
From Smitty, Gil, Stu, Tim and Hutch."
--- John Ciardi

Said a white-haired old lady named Beers,
As she balled with a quintet of queers,
"As God is my witness,
This is the shit'nest
Gang-bang I've had in nine years."
--- G0973

My wife is ideal for screwin',
By kike, polack, mick, wop, or coon.
Though we men much prefer
When ejoying of her,
To use it for pot or spittoon.
--- Clement Wood G0745

Her pickup fucked Fanny for days,
Altogether some forty-eight lays!
Though her cunthole feels sore,
She could use a few more,
But the fellow's just left in a daze.
--- G0560

Lisa and her good friend Kate,
(Who some call the inflatable date)
Are setting the pace
In the "local boy" race,
To see who can have the most mates.
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Shirley's face appears careworn and ashen,
And it's all due to sexual passion.
Though she knows it ain't right,
She shacks up day and night,
Like nookie might go out of fashion.
--- G0510

A greedy old whore from Valletta
Took on any man who would let 'er;
The Knights of St John
Rode this steed one by one,
Till they found that in groups it was better.
--- Peter Blyth P0109

"I should like," said my aunt, "to change gender.
Every part of me's bruised, torn, and tender.
For my man weighs a ton,
Six times nightly, his fun,
And in short, is a damned heavy spender."
--- Anon

Ten thousand GI's with hard cocks
Lined up around town for ten blocks,
For a chance to fuck Millie;
Half the gang fucked her silly,
And the rest shot their wads in their socks.
--- G0551

"I enjoy", claimed a nympho named Henty,
"Being had by some fifteen or twenty;
For the sessions I prize
Have a surfeit of guys,
Since an orgy's a horny of plenty."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

Fucking hot Mrs. Diddle next door
Is getting to be quite a chore.
There's the milkman and me
(Her hubby makes three)
And she's putting out feelers for more!
--- Grand Prix Lim 725 G0565

A promiscuous housewife named Tabors
Is serviced by all her male neighbors.
Said she, "Though it's boring
To do all this whoring,
It does sort of lighten my labors."
--- G0197

There was a young woman from Venice,
Who's a regular sexual menace.
She would hop from one boy
To another, with joy,
Like a ball in a fast game of tennis.
--- Isaac Asimov

A lady, her name's Patience Strong,
Writes verses both short and quite long,
About birds in the trees,
And scents in the breeze,
But never about humps on a dong.
--- Tiddy Ogg

But in her spare time, this prim madam,
Makes lists of each fellow, from Adam
To Zachary, who
Were willing to screw
And given the chance, boy, she had 'em.
--- Tiddy Ogg

In the back of a car, in a field,
In cheap hotel rooms she has peeled.
And given her beau
Both a screw and a blow,
But till now none of this was revealed.
--- Tiddy Ogg

Nor will it be now, if that hot
Man-hungry bitch comes to the spot
To which she's invited,
So my lust be requited,
And I too, have ravaged her twat.
--- Tiddy Ogg

I heard this, but I could be wrong.
She be neither patient nor strong,
But fled in great haste
One evening when faced
With only six inches of dong.
--- SFA

Well, SFA, as you should know,
Though true now, 'twas not always so.
That Sister Christina
Chomped nine-tenths of my wiener,
And now my sex life's really slow.
--- Tiddy Ogg

The last time I gave her a jump,
She whittled me down to a stump.
Now lacking in size,
The bugger won't rise,
Not even when using a pump!
--- SFA

You know that Christina has got
Sharp teeth hidden deep in her slot.
If you knew she'd a tongue
Tucked away in her bung,
Would you still pump away at her twat?
--- John Miller

Now me, I take care where I'm sticking
My pride, but I can take a licking.
Despite all the gas
That comes out of her ass,
One her, it's the safe hole I'm picking.
--- John Miller

And therefore, I still have my yard
Though like her, I've put on some lard.
And seeing those lumps
And since I've had mumps,
I admit I don't find it so hard.
--- John Miller

A vacuous coed named Mandrill
Took on the whole band after band drill,
By the stands in the grass.
First the reeds then the brass,
Then a maintenance man with a hand drill.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9003A


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