An agile young fraulein of Innsbruck, A fully-fledged lecher named Sean, There was a young satyr named Patrick The climax when Josie engages, There was a young fellow named Clairwell There was a young braggart from Dyer When young it was twenty times nightly, If your life has become rather stale, Said a certain young woman of Denver, I slipped through a hole in the ice; An amorous fellow named Lee, There was a young lady named Finnegan The daughter of Corporal Harrison An ambitious young fellow named Sayers A star NBA player once said, Dame Catherine of Ashton-on-Lynches There was a young lady named Astor, There was a young lady from Spain, The belly on Tillie protrudes, There was a young lady from Hadham, In a broken-down Indian pagoda, One thing the lady made clear: There is a hard worker named Sarah; Said another young woman of Gratz, A young man, quite free with his dong, There once was a girl quite perplexed My body's a temple," said Sue. In Of lovers, she's had a gazillian, A lady stockholder, quite hetera, There once was a woman named Jane There was a young lass of Odessa, There was a young girl from Decatur On an outing with seventeen Czechs,
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There once was a diddlesome lass, (dandles - petting, pampering, playing)
A nasty skirt chaser named Pruitt You would need a computer to tally At a tree-shaded rest stop near Dunnigan, There was a young lady named Blanche, (revanche - government policy of regaining lost territory)
There is a young miss named Honoree, "During wartime," said Sally McQuade, Thank God for the Duchess of Gloucester, "Though some men are still sexy today, She said, "Give me a break! Said a girl who was forced to go dutch, Said a white-haired old lady named Beers, My wife is ideal for screwin', Her pickup fucked Fanny for days, Lisa and her good friend Kate, Shirley's face appears careworn and ashen, A greedy old whore from Valletta "I should like," said my aunt, "to change gender. Ten thousand GI's with hard cocks "I enjoy", claimed a nympho named Henty, Fucking hot Mrs. Diddle next door A promiscuous housewife named Tabors There was a young woman from Venice, A lady, her name's Patience Strong, But in her spare time, this prim madam, In the back of a car, in a field, Nor will it be now, if that hot I heard this, but I could be wrong. Well, SFA, as you should know, The last time I gave her a jump, You know that Christina has got Now me, I take care where I'm sticking And therefore, I still have my yard A vacuous coed named Mandrill
Seems very lightly her sins took.
She stood ten men in line,
Screwed them one at a time,
And then two at a time she ten twins took.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2125
Pounds down on his mistress till dawn.
With three hours to recover,
He's on top and above her,
That dirty old satyr, that faun.
--- Armand E Singer 686
Who pulled off a stunt quite theatric.
In one short day,
He had his vile way
With three different women -- the hat trick.
--- Armand E Singer 793A
Is postponed for what seems to be ages.
Out of self-preservation
And to banish frustration,
She has three or four fellows -- in stages.
--- Isaac Asimov
Who fucked his girl once and said farewell.
He went to the door
But she cried for some more,
So he fucked her twice more on the stairwell.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0084
Whose ego outstripped his desire.
He claimed he could lay
Twenty broads in a day.
It was only nineteen, the damn liar!
--- Hugh Oliver A110A
While boffing Miss Anna Golightly;
But now I say meekly
It's twice a week, weakly,
'Cause Anna don't fit me so tightly.
--- Anon
What you need is a red-blooded male,
Who is thoughtful, refined,
Romantic and kind,
And will come twice a night without fail.
--- Michael Horgan
"Just why did you screw me again, sir?
I do not think it's nice
For one man to screw twice;
That is what I make use of two men for."
--- Isaac Asimov
'Twas frigid but felt kinda nice.
In fact, I would say
That cold-natured Kay
Was hot, so I slipped back in twice!
--- Travis Brasell
Divorced and just rewedded, he
Did daily have sex
With wife plus the ex --
Admitting, "I love it, you see!"
--- Armand E Singer 762
Who said to her man, "Pour some gin again,
And then rest you a while,
For I fancy your style,
And I want you to put that thing in again."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0140A
Was humped by the men of his garrison.
"Not by two," wailed her dad,
"But by all, she was had --
I do find it rather embarraassin'!"
--- Armand E Singer 246
Begged of God every day in his prayers,
"Please grant me my dream
To hump a whole team
Of bosomy girl soccer players."
--- Armand E Singer 367a
"I took ten thousand women to bed!"
This confession of screwing
Merits careful reviewing --
Just how many were all in his head?
--- William N Nesbit P0107
Got on with her grooms and her wenches.
She went down on the gents,
And pronged the girl's vents
With a clitoris reaching six inches.
--- L0267
Who never let any get past her.
She finally got plenty,
By stopping twenty,
Which certainly ought to last her.
--- L0268
Who did it again and again,
And again and again
And again and again
And again and again and again.
--- Anon L0348
Due to hipshots from twenty male nudes.
At that party at Lears,
She laid all but three queers,
Six impotent guys, and two prudes.
--- G0724
Very fond of the primitive Adam.
Whatever the name
Of the men in the game,
The madam from Hadham had had'em.
--- Anon
One hears the Ranee of Baroda
Serviced ten sexual bandits,
Including two pandits,
And blowing each one who'd bestrode 'er.
--- G0714
She'll fuck anything that comes near!
Apes, dogs, hyenas,
If they've got a penis,
She's got the pussy right here!
--- Writerman
In her cardigan, who could be squarer?
But when she's denim-clad,
She is wicked and bad,
And an army of slaves has to share her.
--- Chris Young
"You ask how much screwing? Why, lots!
About ten to fourteen
With perversions between.
Any less and I break out in spots."
--- Isaac Asimov
Said the thing could be had for a song.
Such response did he get
That he rented the Met,
And held auditions all the day long.
--- L1013
Because she was called oversexed.
She screwed a battalion,
Two bulls and a stallion,
And all she could say was, "Who's next?"
--- David Miller
Some pride, I replied: "Nothin' doin'.
It's suffered the ravage
Of many a savage,
And years, and it's now but a ruin."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Including a Dutch and Sicilian.
But near to the heart
Of her private part
Can always be found a Brazilian.
--- SFA
Decided her fortunes to bettera.
On the floor, quite unclad,
She was successively had,
By Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Whose face was exceedingly plain.
But down in her cellar,
She was a real live heller,
So the boys came again and again.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who said to her father confessor,
"When the fellows surround me,
Pursue me and hound me,
Do you think I give in to them? Yessir!"
--- Isaac Asimov
Who went out to sea on a freighter.
She was screwed by the Master;
An utter disaster;
But the crew all made up for it later.
--- Isaac Asimov
A girl tourist supplied the free sex.
She returned from the jaunt
Feeling more or less gaunt,
But the Czechs were all absolute wrecks.
--- Grand Prix Lim 256 G0674
Whose dandles drew young men en masse.
What with diddling and dandling,
She endured much manhandling--
Rather more that most girls of her class.
--- John Ciardi
Commanded his girlfriend to do it;
Said he, "I have found
Advice that is sound:
A chick's hole's not worth squat, but I'll screw it."
--- Armand Singer
All the cowboys who've scouted our Sally.
There were some on her mountains,
And some on her fountains,
And quite a few down in the valley.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
A hot wench there makes traveling fun again;
When you've blown off your wad,
She says "Tarry, by Gawd;
If you're patient, I'll get off your gun again!"
--- Allen Wolverton
Who screwed all the boys at the ranch.
After sexing all day,
'Til their pricks wore away,
She demanded nocturnal revanche.
--- G0534
When a man says to her, "I adore 'ee,"
She opens her twat
To give him a shot,
And then gets extremely encore-y.
--- G0093
While seducing an army brigade,
"With all men at the front,
I'll really be blunt;
It's hard for a girl to get laid."
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0410
She obliges all who accost her.
She welcomes the prick
Of Tom, Harry, or Dick,
Or Baldwin, or even Lord Astor.
--- L0303
Far too many turn out to be gay,"
Said prissy Miss Preeble
"On the whole they're all feeble...
I should know...I lay fifteen a day..."
--- Grand Prix Lim 603
My pussy is starting to ache!
I did fifteen men,
Then I did them again!
That's all my poor pussy can take!
--- Little Richard
On a love nest, "I don't mind too much.
Though I pay half the lease,
I collect half--apiece--
From Smitty, Gil, Stu, Tim and Hutch."
--- John Ciardi
As she balled with a quintet of queers,
"As God is my witness,
This is the shit'nest
Gang-bang I've had in nine years."
--- G0973
By kike, polack, mick, wop, or coon.
Though we men much prefer
When ejoying of her,
To use it for pot or spittoon.
--- Clement Wood G0745
Altogether some forty-eight lays!
Though her cunthole feels sore,
She could use a few more,
But the fellow's just left in a daze.
--- G0560
(Who some call the inflatable date)
Are setting the pace
In the "local boy" race,
To see who can have the most mates.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And it's all due to sexual passion.
Though she knows it ain't right,
She shacks up day and night,
Like nookie might go out of fashion.
--- G0510
Took on any man who would let 'er;
The Knights of St John
Rode this steed one by one,
Till they found that in groups it was better.
--- Peter Blyth P0109
Every part of me's bruised, torn, and tender.
For my man weighs a ton,
Six times nightly, his fun,
And in short, is a damned heavy spender."
--- Anon
Lined up around town for ten blocks,
For a chance to fuck Millie;
Half the gang fucked her silly,
And the rest shot their wads in their socks.
--- G0551
"Being had by some fifteen or twenty;
For the sessions I prize
Have a surfeit of guys,
Since an orgy's a horny of plenty."
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner
Is getting to be quite a chore.
There's the milkman and me
(Her hubby makes three)
And she's putting out feelers for more!
--- Grand Prix Lim 725 G0565
Is serviced by all her male neighbors.
Said she, "Though it's boring
To do all this whoring,
It does sort of lighten my labors."
--- G0197
Who's a regular sexual menace.
She would hop from one boy
To another, with joy,
Like a ball in a fast game of tennis.
--- Isaac Asimov
Writes verses both short and quite long,
About birds in the trees,
And scents in the breeze,
But never about humps on a dong.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Makes lists of each fellow, from Adam
To Zachary, who
Were willing to screw
And given the chance, boy, she had 'em.
--- Tiddy Ogg
In cheap hotel rooms she has peeled.
And given her beau
Both a screw and a blow,
But till now none of this was revealed.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Man-hungry bitch comes to the spot
To which she's invited,
So my lust be requited,
And I too, have ravaged her twat.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She be neither patient nor strong,
But fled in great haste
One evening when faced
With only six inches of dong.
--- SFA
Though true now, 'twas not always so.
That Sister Christina
Chomped nine-tenths of my wiener,
And now my sex life's really slow.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She whittled me down to a stump.
Now lacking in size,
The bugger won't rise,
Not even when using a pump!
--- SFA
Sharp teeth hidden deep in her slot.
If you knew she'd a tongue
Tucked away in her bung,
Would you still pump away at her twat?
--- John Miller
My pride, but I can take a licking.
Despite all the gas
That comes out of her ass,
One her, it's the safe hole I'm picking.
--- John Miller
Though like her, I've put on some lard.
And seeing those lumps
And since I've had mumps,
I admit I don't find it so hard.
--- John Miller
Took on the whole band after band drill,
By the stands in the grass.
First the reeds then the brass,
Then a maintenance man with a hand drill.
--- Bob Giandomenico P9003A