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A sexy young teacher, Louise Today's bit of local hot news The professor of sex named MacDoak (conniption - fit of rage, tantrum)
The previous boyfriends are they There once was a young girl from Wick, Our teacher of sex education They've a fine school at Texas State Teachers: A young lady who taught at Devizes, (Assizes - local judicial court)
There's one rule important in Hokum -- There was an old lady of Corning A student of Sex Ed. you thought? Have you aphrodisiacal mania? All the girls take the shop class at school, Teaching sex ed? That is cool! But, Janie, in case it won't fit I'm south of Duluth in Des Moines I read to relax in my bed. There was an asexual bigot A lady of learning named Roma While living the life of a drifter, I'm even willing to stay after class, It's got to be every boy's dream, Said a girl who was laid 'neath the pines, In the circus a lady named Gaynor No fervent respect have I known Some may think that I'm sleazy. Oh honey, you're lovely, you're cute, your Sex education in schools While out in the woods after holly, Said a carnal young teacher named Polly, Formal education will yield One day, as I rambled the beach, One day, as I rambled the beach, Biology teacher Miss Noyes, We must start your new clutching lessons, Forget that lame Sutra from Kama; A sad, childless couple named Kelly, As for sex educations, it's wondered From that book I learned all about sex A lad from the town of Dubuque, Kama Sutra, that book of renown; I'd like to try to refute 'cha (Kama Sutra?)
Today's teachers in high school concede My wife, reading her old high school annual, My wife said she'd learned sex from a manual, Ladies, teach your tongue romance! Reading as foreplay customary, The Polish Sex Manual is neat; An innocent couple, perplexed, From Ovid to Lucky Pierre Sex manuals should titillate. Imagine the shouts of elation Most sex books should teach or excite, It's malpractice insurance which wrecks Sally-Jo taught erotic correction; Her instructions were very explicit, "Then wrap me up nice in a blanket. "Now that your fingers are stinky, "Forget what the chain and the whip meant. "Now that we've got all the bedsprings drumming, "I don't know how much this is costing", In pre-school I learned about dames "Be a teapot!" you'd find rather droll; I went on vacation to Ryde I loved playing "Pop Goes The Weasel", A college professor named Porter
Taught boys to speak fluent Chinese;
They would study all day,
For she'd give them a lay
If their grades would stay higher than B's.
--- Cap'n Bean P9911
Concerns the schoolteacher, Miss Hughes.
In a burst of imprudence
She laid horny male students--
She's now kept for the Dean's private use.
--- G0151
To young ladies, on oral sex spoke.
His graphic description
Gave them fits of conniption;
To a man they all reached for a smoke.
--- Al Chaplin P9411
Who taught my young lady to lay.
Whoever you are,
I say to you, "Ah,"
At evey orgasmic delay.
--- Irving Superior P9311
Who asked her mother, "What's a dick?"
She said, "My dear Annie,
It goes up your fanny,
And jumps up and down till its sick."
--- Kev Edmunds
Began with a live demonstration;
While Fortescue Minor
Licked her vagina,
The class practised mixed masturbation.
--- Michael Horgan
Fucking classes are one of the features.
Go to lab if you're lonely,
And learn--there's not only
No charge, but they've put up new bleachers.
--- G2529
Was had up at the local assizes,
For teaching young boys
Matrimonial joys,
And giving French letters as prizes.
--- L0828
Whether big breasts or small ones, you stroke'm.
Rule two, too, to abide --
Be they roomy or tight,
If they look like a clam, then you poke'm.
--- Anon
Gave her impatient daughter a warning:
"What's in bed's a delight
The first part of the night,
You'll look on with scorn in the morning."
--- John T Coultard216 P8504
The lessons did not go for naught.
You'll sure reach your peak
'Cause of my technique;
'Twas sex education I taught.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Then hightail it to Rumdum, Romania.
Where a Gypsy in rut
Will, for weeks in her hut,
Instruct you in sex miscellania!
--- G0658
Then they bask in the sun by the pool,
Where they soak up the rays
And they talk of the ways,
Their shop teeacher is good with his tool.
--- Allen Wolverton
Do you ever hold summerschool?
I know how to suck,
But failed subject fuck,
'Cause my teacher did not have the tool.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
I'm inserting, just aft of your clit
My horny old gland -- er,
This Acme Expander --
How nicely it stretches your slit!
--- Anon
And I've built a school all can join,
So gals who seek knowledge
Should come to my college,
And spread their horizons to loin.
--- Anon
So what is this good book you've read?
Suppose I should start
The underlined part,
Would I wind up stroking my head?
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Whose cock only served as a spigot.
'Till a jolly young whore,
Taught him tricks by the score,
Now his greatest delight is to frig it.
--- L1244
Learned much while at school in Tacoma.
Her instructor had sucked her,
Her principal fucked her,
For a Summa Cum Laude diploma.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0874
I landed a job as scene-shifter.
That's where I met Kate
(The costumier's mate),
Who taught me to be a skirt-lifter.
--- SFA
To make doubly sure I can pass
All the tests required,
(Without getting tired)
For the proper use of my ass.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who cares if the teacher was mean.
Bend her over a counter,
That's how I'd mount her;
Get an "A" from the way her eyes gleam.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
"You give a great fuck, Mr. Hines."
He replied, "At the zoo
I learned how to screw
By throwing the meat to the lions."
--- Al Chaplin 3024 P8812
Was screwed by an animal trainer.
But a sheik named Amir
Found her sex life so queer,
That he spent a whole year to retrain her.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0165
For a dog who'd do tricks for a bone.
But a few clever bitches
Who've been in my britches,
Have shown me some tricks of their own.
--- John Miller 0166
Or maybe a little bit easy.
If you don't explore,
Your man's out the door,
And you're left alone in the breezy.
--- Anon
Young body's divine with the suture.
I'll screw you real nice,
But twice? My advice:
Past performance - no guide to the future.
--- Anon
Occasions occasional drools,
That start at the mouth
Then peter down south,
Emerging in up-coming tools.
--- Irving Superior P9409
I heard someone sing, "Hello Dolly!"
It was good old sweet Sue
Who said, "How do you do?"
So I showed her by using my brolly.
--- Bill Wall
"I'm told loving schoolboys is folly.
If those who decry it
Would give in and try it,
They'd find it is perfectly jolly!"
--- Larry Wilde
Only knowledge precise and congealed.
I gained carnal knowledge,
Not from courses in college,
But from volunteer work in the field.
--- Laurence Perrine P9409
A student of mine came in reach,
Which led to her ruin
Right there by a du-in
And a laughing, "What ELSE do you teach?"
A student of mine came in reach,
Which led to her ruin
Right there by a dune
And a laughing, "What else do you teach?"
--- John Miller
This is file yqm
Gives sex education to boys,
Who stare at her twat,
As she demos the what
And the where and the how, with her toys.
--- Peter Wilkins
It is time to begin those great sessions,
Now I'm on my way,
These are free, you won't pay,
As a bonus I'll rub you with Wessons!
--- Anon
My Sutra is from Alabama.
It's loaded with pics
Of contortionist dicks,
In twelve hundred positions with mama.
--- Anon
Kama Sutra inspired went to Delhi,
After eighty-four ways,
He came home, eyes a-glaze,
And she with a prize in her belly.
--- Anon
If our school system's totally blundered,
For the textbooks these days
Just teach two or three ways,
While Norwegians learn more than five hundred.
--- Graham Lester
As a boy, but my parents were vexed.
So I said when they saw it,
"It's really a bore, it
Is a plain horticultural text."
--- Anon
Was nothing much at which to look.
He said, "Would it suit ya
To try Kama Sutra?"
And proceeded to go by the book.
--- Evelyn L
Illustrated, it causes a frown.
Those impossible pics
Showing pussies and dicks,
Look no better when turned upside-down.
--- Anon
Or even to haul off and boot 'cha.
I searched some sites medical
And found nothing credible
'Bout using them commas as sutures!
--- C Anton
That sex manuals meet a real need.
They give students incentive
For becoming attentive
And for finally learning to read.
--- A N Wilkins P9109
Revealed she'd learned sex from a manual.
I was greatly impressed
Until she confessed
The school janitor's name was Emanuel.
--- Martin Wellborn P9109
Feats diurnal, dracontic, and annual.
I was truly amazed
And she, heartily praised...
Till I met our new gardener named Manuel.
--- Martin Wellborn P9108
Your fellatio skills t'will enhance!
Live by this look,
Or at least take a look,
It is Rod Lather's "Penis At A Glans".
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The Polish Sex Guide was for Carrie,
Full chapter and verse!
However, it's terse --
"In, Out! Repeat as necessary!"
--- Gunjan
To print it takes only one sheet.
The test, though eclectic,
The Poles still find hectic:
"Put it in - pull it out - then repeat."
--- Martin Wellborn P9409
Asked, "Now that we're married, what next?"
Lent a book by clinicians
Called Sixty Positions,
They decided, "It's all too complex!"
--- Lawrence Perrine
The manuals on love had one care--
Persuading your Bess
Or Jane to say yes.
They supposed you could take it from there.
--- A N Wilkins P9108
So, if your not feeling too great,
You'll find leafing through
The chapter, "How To...",
Your spirits will soon elevate.
--- Irving Superior P9108
Resounding across this vast nation,
If to parents delight
Bee and birdies would write
A primer on Sex Education.
--- Evelyn Bogen P9406
But somehow, just don't get it right.
So, Sir, yes, you,
What you have to do
Is get out of bed, Sir, and write.
--- Irving Superior P9108
His finances, the doctor reflects,
And he wonders how well
He'd be able to sell
A new how-to-do about sex.
--- A N Wilkins P9108
She told her student to get an erection.
"Put your dick in my mouth.
Move it North, move it South;
Now you're getting a sense of direction.
--- Chris
And more than a little illicit.
"Please fill up my cunny
With fresh clover honey,
And butter my buns like a biscuit."
--- Chris
And I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.
I'll put on some feathers,
Fine laces and leathers,
And I'll wiggle my ass till you spank it."
--- Chris
Tie me up with some chains that are clinky.
Bring in goats and a shiek,
Give my titties a tweak,
And now we can start getting kinky!"
--- Chris
Just get the straps, the slings, and a shipment
Of high-grade Vaseline,
And a strong trampoline,
And all of the other equipment."
--- Chris
That's when I'll start humming,
Then quickly, my dear,
Put it into my ear,
So I'll hear the sound of it coming!"
--- Chris
Said her student, still covered with frosting.
"But I can say with affinity
That I've lost my virginity.
Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!"
--- Chris
From two (I've forgotten their names)
About six years older
And slyer and bolder,
They taught the most marvelous games.
--- John Miller
"Tickle Tee Hee," caused loss of control.
But as I recall
The best game of all
Was "Mousie Goes Into The Hole!"
--- John Miller
And there with Maria, played "Hide
The Sausage", and boy
Did she squeal with joy
When she felt it throbbing inside.
--- Tiddy Ogg
With blonde and quite naughty young Liesl.
She shrieked with gleat glee
As repeatedly
She took on my hard-charging diesel.
--- Randog
Discussed sex with his twelve year old daughter.
She taught him techniques
Used by Frenchmen and Greeks,
Which her ten year old boyfriend had taught her.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0506
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