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They had wild sex in twenty positions, Said the amorous geezer named Fink A pathetic old joke you are not, But your mind is as sharp as a tack; Fear not, O prolific one; Carnality classes? Why not? A mutual thing I would think, What you need is remedial schooling, Now Chuck's sadly lacking in smarts; Said he, "It was going all right "Hey Chuck, we don't need it that bright, "I spread out the charts on the bed "You fool", replied Pearl, "I've no P- "Let's see what it says on your chart; I knew it would finish like this, I met a professor of history, I found a young harlot named Tessa, With trembling hand does he seize 'er. As her pants fall, he says "This is mythic! The cute little schoolteacher said, The old bald principal replied, She smothered the chump with hygiene From friction the visqueen was broken When their churning had left both exhausted, Oh Mother, you've made me a fool! Oh Mother, you made me a clown; Mum, I miss the fun that you had Oh Mother, now let me tell you, In school she taught sex education, This provided real gratification, In general most males don't vex In MY day I'd not screw a teacher, This scene you may know fairly well; To the Headmaster's study he's called; "Young Scribbins, in trouble again, "Speak not. Put your clothes on that chair, "Now go and see old Miss McJaggin; The boy went and did as was bid; And thus, folks, my tale it is done. This news piece came right out of China: It scared him! Oh golly! Oh Gee! The story from China's been pulled. A teacher, whose name's Hannah Grice, Some damn stupid lad of fourteen, In my day, I'd not screw a teacher; Miss Kibbe we nicknamed Miss Kibaggy. In general, most males don't vex If I were a teacher, I think She threw off the garments that hid her; According to Sex 101 - At midway in Sex 102 Sex 103 over and done, Said the lovely jeune file in Chicoutimi: Said the pretty jeune file in Chicoutimi: Two nurses, Miss Tryst and Miss Trust, Ahhh! now you are spread to the max ... He went into the cloakroom with Sally, Then, much to his horny chagrin, Miss Jones sent Sally away, Yes, he first learned the use of his member, "Well, teacher, put down the receiver ...And squeeze it while feeling his lips "OK, Mrs. Hickly, OK... There was a young fellow named Fred There was a debauched little wench, There was a young man from Down-Under,
Ignoring all social prohibitions.
She then said, "I think
I'd like a stiff drink,
'Cause they break down a girl's inhibitions"
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0506
"No Viagra, I'm still in the pink."
With strong liquor he plied her,
Then lay down beside her,
But the only thing stiff was the drink.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0506
Though you're arthritic and have jungle rot.
You can barely see;
You need help to pee;
You can't even wipe your own snot.
--- Cheryl
You don't cut the girls any slack.
Just a crack of the whip,
And they don't give no lip
(Unless it's the kind you give back.)
--- Cheryl
Years will pass before you are done.
You've so much to teach;
All those things you can reach
'Bout the fine art of having some fun.
--- Cheryl
The girls here are willing to trot.
They too have their lessons,
To teach us caressin's,
That make 'em excited and hot.
--- Anon
For together we learn ev'ry kink.
Girls think about sex,
Just as often I 'spex,
As us guys think of knobbing the pink.
--- Anon
'Cause it looks like your lips have been drooling,
As you babble and slaver
Your futile palaver,
While believing we're yokels for fooling.
--- Anon
I said, "Chuck, boy, I drew you those charts
Showing this 8=3D=3D=3D> labelled C
For Chuck; *This* {o} labelled P
For Pearl, thus to distinguish your parts."
--- Anon
As we lay on the bed holding tight;
Then she said to me, 'Chuck?
Do you fancy a fuck?'
I said, 'Yes', so I switched on the light."
--- Anon
She complained. "But I do, 'cause it's night,
And I need to read charts
With the various parts
Labelled up, so we do it alright."
--- Anon
And I studied them, scratching my head;
'Well I think that my C
I insert in your P;
Will you show me your P-thing', I said."
--- Anon
Thing; that's yours, you great twat, and the C
Is for cunt. You've no cunt
Have you Chuck? To be blunt,
If you have you're quite useless to me."
--- Anon
Can't you see, foolish boy, that this part
Labelled C should be P?
Well whoever it be
Drew this chart wasn't terribly smart."
--- Anon
But I can't blame his pretty young miss.
Maybe one day dear Chuck
Will attempt his first fuck;
But then ignorance (maybe) is bliss.
--- Anon
To whom sex and girls were a mystery.
He told me his plight,
I said "That's all right,
In fact I'd be glad to assistory."
--- Anon
Introduced her to our professor,
"Now Prof, to learn more,
About sexual lore,
The first thing to do is undress her."
--- Anon
'Neath her blouse he finds mounds and says "These are
What inspired Aesop's
Fables, and Cheops
To build the great pyramids at Giza."
--- Anon
What a sight, I feel quite troglodytic.
Now I know very well
Why in caves they did dwell,
Way back in the paleolithic."
--- Anon
As she gleefully hopped into bed:
"If the lads and the lasses
In my hygiene classes
Could see me right now, they'd drop DEAD!"
--- G0175
As between her legs he pried,
"The parents would too,
But I will just screw;
If caught, we will both be fried.
--- Fred Dunn
By placing a sheet of visqueen
'Teen her and the dude,
So his shaft, foul and lewd,
Couldn't possibly make her unclean.
--- Randog
And from the sheer effort of pokin',
His shaft 'tween her legs
And scrambling her eggs,
The remains of the sheet was left smokin'.
--- Fred Dunn
And she smelled scrambled eggs, she accosted
The principal foul,
Who replied with a scowl,
"Fear not, mademoiselle, I just washed it!"
--- Fred Dunn
All those years I have lived by your rule.
You said babes came by stork,
'Cause they couldn't walk;
I think your deception was cruel.
--- Tony Burrell
I really feel you let me down.
You said the only way
Was on my wedding day,
Now that's just not true, I have found.
--- Tony Burrell
When you fooled around with my Dad.
I was always good
Like you said I should;
Now dear Mum, I'm gonna be bad.
--- Tony Burrell
I've found out what you've always knew.
I've got me a tart
And she blows me apart.
She's taught me just what I can do!
--- Tony Burrell
With charts and a film presentation.
As an added refinement
For a homework assignment,
She gave Johnny one-on-one demonstration.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
With coitus and dual masturbation.
When the school board got wind
Of how they had sinned,
She was transferred to art appreciation.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0508
'Bout boys and female-teacher sex
'Cause most younger guys
Quite oft fantasize
And seldom one ever objects.
Not one of 'em had any feature
Not found on a ewe,
And most, it is true,
Less libido than any such creature
Tom Scribbins has played up like hell.
As young girls he's tick-
Ed, removing their knick-
Ers, generally making them yell.
--- Tiddy Ogg
This is file ypm
He stands at the door, quite appalled.
"Come in," calls a voice,
"A punishment choice
I have," cries old Prof Archibald.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The cure for you, lad, involves pain.
So come boy, and strip."
The boy bites his lip.
"Oh no, sir, you're meaning the cane."
--- Tiddy Ogg
On top of my own, over there.
Now take, boy, this rod,
And apply to my bod-
Y, on my ass cheeks, white and bare."
--- Tiddy Ogg
She's eighty, but for it still gaggin'.
So take your young spear,
And take her from the rear,
And give her a bloody good shaggin'."
--- Tiddy Ogg
Fair glad that this pose her face hid.
And as this he mastered,
The Headmaster, bastard,
Then ass-fucked the poor squirming kid.
--- Tiddy Ogg
A moral? Well maybe this one:
The times spent in school,
Are the best, says the fool,
For it's teachers, not kids get the fun.
--- Tiddy Ogg
A schoolteacher used her vagina
On a boy of eleven...
Did he think he's in heaven?
It seems not, in South Carolina...
--- John Miller
The court's told, "Don't let her go free!
She's evil! She's bad!
She's ruined the lad!"
(I wish it had happened to me.)
--- John Miller
My faith in their censor's is dulled.
Some black-penciled thug
Swept it under a rug,
Along with some chickens they've culled.
--- John Miller
Who touched up the boys once or twice,
Has now come unstuck
After giving a fuck
To one prat who thought it not nice.
--- Tiddy Ogg
She fucked, but the lad wasn't keen
On teacher; divested.
She's now been arrested,
And no more can she make the teen scene.
--- Tiddy Ogg
Not one of them had any feature
Not found on a ewe,
And most, it is true,
Less libido than any such creature.
--- Tiddy Ogg
The rest were too fat or too baggy,
Except for Miss Jones,
Who was nothing but bones,
And another one thought of as scaggy.
--- John Miller
'Bout boys and female teacher sex.
'Cause most younger guys
Often fantasize,
And seldom one ever objects.
--- Tiddy Ogg
My actions would raise quite a stink.
'Cause I would have brushes
With young girls with crushes,
Until I got thrown in the clink.
--- John Miller
I thought, "I've my grades to consider."
She bumped up my score,
When I humped her before.
So I didn't dodder, I did her.
--- Loz
Teats, legs and then ogle her bun.
If there is a stir,
Begin stalking her
Till...Sex 102 has begun.
--- Irving Superior P9409
The stalkee is now stalking you.
You're inches apart.
The question - to start
While knowing Sex 103's due.
--- Irving Superior P9409
But gone is the teats, legs, and bun.
Since she could not wait,
You yield to your fate,
You join Masturbate 101
--- Irving Superior P9409
"The things you suggest are quite new to me.
I'll have to think twice,
Though they sound very nice.
They're not what the other boys do to me."
--- John E Mayhood P0011
"Some things that you do are quite new to me,
But that one face-to-face
That you call 'Divine Grace'?
Well, it feels very much like a screw to me."
--- John E Mayhood P0012
Insist that a wide spread's a must;
So they're here to help,
Just so you won't yelp,
As you spread for my needle's long thrust.
--- Anon
Inserting now ... try to relax ...
Just let it go deeper ...
Aw, hell! that's my beeper! ...
Don't worry ... it's reached the climax!
--- Anon
That assignment was right down his alley!
He kissed her sweet lips,
And felt up her nips,
And attempted to stroke her soft valley.......
--- Anon
His teacher, Miss Jones, wandered in---
She saw at a glance
The bulge in his pants,
And knew he was ready for sin....
--- Anon
And said, "Now if you want to play,
Then here's your first lesson---
Now, help me undress, an'
I'll be happy to show you the way!"
--- Anon
Long ago, in a cloakroom, in September.
What his first teacher taught him,
And the joy that she brought him,
It still makes him smile to remember!
--- Anon
"Yes." "I'm your son's teacher...he's sickly."
"Oh, goodness! What's wrong?"
"When I sucked his dong
He came much too thickly and quickly."
--- Anon
And, please, go and check him for fever
The way that I do."
"And how is that?" "You
Must place his sweet dong in your beaver..."
--- Anon
With yours -- but you must move your hips;
If he has a fever
He'll shoot in your beaver
So hard that your nose will have drips."
--- Anon
I'll check him right now... right away!"
[An hour passed by --
Then two -- and then...] "Hi!
Oh, gawd! Send him sick every day!"
--- Anon
Who invited Christina to bed;
He inserted his shaft
To her fore and her aft,
Taking all of it out, but the head.
--- Hugh Clary Q
Whom nothing could ever make blench.
She admitted men's poles
At all possible holes,
And she'd bugger, fuck, jerkoff, and French.
--- L0361
Young ladies by the score, he did plunder.
He'd pretend to dally,
Then invade their valley,
As he gently tossed their legs asunder.
--- Anon
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