MORE
A curious lass from Dundee My puberty's dominant wish There once was a young Irish lass, A young do-it-your-selfer, once screwed There was a young Moslem from Ware The penurious M.D. Frank Dodged MENAGERIES are sometime okay, There was an old hornman who jammed There was a young lady named Mimi, A horny young couple from Fleenor, Young Jennifer took 'em at random, There was a young man with a fiddle, A slut took two men back to her lair, A threesome? How sleazy and slutty. Here's a song for the man in the middle: If your lady thinks two's better than one, His mistress he mauled black and blue, It's true what they say, three's a crowd. One midnight a corpulent pair In a daisy chain, Bill, Flo, and Pete, The pretty twins, Lottie and Lou, There is an old maiden named Brewham, In Amis's book, "The Green Man", A sexual lover named Slaughter Two Russians once lived overhead; Sultry Sue and her friend, named Sue too, Like the two whores who begged, "Please hump us!" Two little runts in a punt A certain young fellow of Blois, The captain loves Rose to repose A generous damsel of Lyme "Well, let's share and make it a triple, My menage-a-trois with Dumb Dora. Since every damn gadget's gone digital, Lovely Irene had once said, "I enjoy a menage-a-trois." A snippy old maid named Miss Grimes There's the lady in suite 7-C The only pastime of the Becks But isn't she worn to a frazzle? A versatile hooker of Zaandam, On each side of me now there's a honey; A much-diddled dolly named Beverly There was a Hell's Kitchen Y.T. Our dates: Mali triplets NaGoo; Last night I sure had quite a few; What I want, no one can give me, That glamorous blonde, young Miss Bell, Cried an over-sexed Dolly named Dunn, Twin sisters, Lucinda and Brenda, My dream is to write a GREAT lim, A young lady once gave the nod A Doublemint lady named Dunn A randy young wench on a cush- There was an old blacksmith of Danville, And how about two girls for this man? I've got me two whores on their backs, It's good to see you here, I swear, "What I want, no one can give me," A man asked two beauties pernicious, There was an old fellow from Keene, In a menage a trois, you'd assume There was a young bride named LaVerne, An uncertain young woman named Fern I just wasn't present that night, Her melons have made you berserk.
Tried two lads simultaneously.
From the fore and the aft
She was given the shaft.
Now it pains her to sit and to pee.
--- Lims For Year - 01
Was Dorothy and Lilian Gish.
Une menage a trois
Avec hornee moi
Then wet dream another dish.
--- Irving Superior P9103
Had two cunts instead of an ass.
Dog style or supine,
They both were divine,
But menage a trois was first class!
--- Jennifer T9712
Two pieces together. If you'd
Like to know what he made,
You must ask Adelaide,
And her little kid sister, Gertrude.
--- John Ciardi
Who had not one wife but a pair.
The fact was, he said,
That being in bed
He could tell them apart--to a hair!
--- G2547
At his hospital's E.R., triaged.
Once, when at the Savoy,
He met a girl and boy.
Although quite short of cash, he menaged.
--- Loren Fitzhugh
Like watching some cute chimps at play.
Menage a trois, though,
A quite different show
Of which there is sure Hell to pay.
--- Chris Papa
All night with two broads. When they scrammed
An hour after dawn,
He looked at his horn,
And said, grinning, "Well, I'll be goddamned!"
--- John Ciardi
Who said, "Oh, my dear, you should see me,
In bed with two guys.
Yet that's not the prize,
It's even more pleasant to be me."
--- Isaac Asimov
Met a man with a sexy demeanor.
The husband then said,
"Join us back in our bed,
'Cause I'd like to see you in-between her."
--- Tim Thompson
That bi-cyclist really could land 'em.
Always a trio;
Always con brio;
She'd screw both her partners in tandem.
--- Tutta Gioia
Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?"
She replied, "Yes I do,
But prefer to with two.
It's twice as much fun in the middle."
--- My Fav Lims L0293 G0588
And asked them if they'd like to share.
Said one man to the other,
"Hey, I am her brother;
I've only come here on a dare."
--- Lims For Year - 01
Do you still want us to talk smutty?
But before we all make it,
Be sure your heart can take it --
We'll turn you wood into "Silly Putty!"
--- Kaylin Brandon
Do you play it or do you just fiddle?
When it's ready to stand
Does it just come to hand
Or does it confront the great riddle?
--- Neal Wilgus P8508
Let's shed clothes and get on with the fun.
I'll fuck her quite proper,
While she sucks on your whopper.
We'll come many times e're we're done.
--- Anon
For when he sneaked home full of brew,
He surprised her in bed
With Francine and Fred,
Though the bed was just built to hold two.
--- Grand Prix Lim 302
At my place there's just two allowed.
So one of you beaux
Can stay, but one goes.
I suggest it's the lesser-endowed.
--- Ericka
Was startled by someone else there.
The sudden intrusion
Was not an illusion;
In the middle was Lucky Pierre!
--- Conch
Pumped away in a hot double beat.
Flo said, "Two way traffic
Is TERRIF... to be graphic,
And a swell way of making ends meet."
--- Grand Prix Lim 41
I shyly had long wished to woo.
When, intent to assist me,
They suddenly kissed me,
I confessed, "I've long wanted you (to) (two) (too) ."
--- Robert Wallace ed. P9001
Who reminds me of someone--but whom?
If only I knew,
I'd get both the two,
Together some night, and I'd screw 'em.
--- L1709
A three-in-a-bed romp's the plan;
But mistress and wife
Have the time of their life,
Our hero's a poor also-ran.
--- Anon
Did something that he had not ought 'er.
His greatest ambition
Was to defy tradition,
So he bedded a mother and daughter.
--- Tom Patton P9804
One night I took both them to bed.
Maria sucked my butt
Like a good Commie slut,
While Tatianna gave me some head.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Said, "We'll do a strip tease just for you,"
Then their bras came undone
As they danced, two on one;
A ratio I'd like to pursue.
--- Jerry Nordal P0301
But each of them raised such a rumpus,
That I went astray
And lost my damn way;
From then on I carried a compass.
--- Travis Brasell
Went out on a zooty cunt hunt...
The girl sighed, "Short poles!
We'd best use both holes...
One in back, the other in front."
--- TuttaGioia
Full of Frenchified "Je ne sais quoi",
Once said in a huff,
"One isn't enough.
What I want is a Menage a Trois
--- Isaac Asimov
In his bunk with his prick 'twixt her toes,
And to slowly fellate
The horny first mate,
While the midshipman cries, "Thar she blows!"
--- Michael Horgan
Always takes on two men at a time.
She smirked, "It's a blast!
With one pederast,
And a straight man up front, it's sublime!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 863
Each of us sucking one nipple.
But when it comes to the holes,
We'll have to change poles,
And decide whose turn 'tis to tickle."
--- Lims For Year - 01
"A girl friend, we'd ectasize mora."
Although we were three,
It turned out to be
A two and a half with Numb Nora.
--- Irving Superior P9003
This is file yim
My nerves are all frayed and fidgetal;
Perhaps two girls cracks
Will help me relax,
Or maybe one young female midget'll.
--- Travis Brasell
Any man who got into her bed,
Would find it extreme;
He'd be part of the team,
And be joined by her boyfriend named Ted.
--- Anon
Said Pocahontas, the horny young squaw.
John Smith was so happy,
He invited his pappy.
He shared all, you see, with his pa.
--- Anon
Cried, "There's no law to cover ALL crimes!
Next door, that Joe Hupp
Left the bedroom shade up
While he laid two jades, sixes and nines!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 862
Who allowed two young men to make free,
Till she heard someone say,
"That's all for today."
And discovered she'd been on TV.
--- John Ciardi
Is sex and more sex and more sex...
They practice their sport
On our old davenport,
And all three ended up sorry wrecks!
--- Grand Prix Lim 134
You know 'fore they leave, Tammy has all
Nine, fucking her quim,
From six year old Jim,
To six foot two, eighteen stone Basil.
--- Anon
Made appointments completely at random.
Since if two dates got mixed
It was easily fixed
By letting then screw her in tandem.
--- L0364
My future looks grave, but it's sunny;
They make this old tomb
A comical room,
'Cause, dammit, these two girls are funny!
--- Anon
Went about her sex bouts so darned cleverly,
She services three
At a time--all for free--
Positioned about herself severally.
--- G0526
Who said to two boyfriends, "Aw gee,
I don't think that coitus
Could possible hoit us!"
So they did it together, all three.
--- L0363
No saints, Tim and I want a screw;
Well, the timing was right
And I scored late last night,
But feeling no pain, Timbuktu.
--- Armand Singer
I lost count long before I was through.
But lately it seems
That only in dreams,
I can handle as many as two.
--- John Miller 0082
Cried Maria who often is free
With her arms and her charms,
And now has no qualms
'Bout saying she wants to try three.
--- Archie
Forgot to reserve a hotel;
But a kind man from Fife
Tucked her in with his wife,
And gave her some crumpet as well.
--- G0013
Enjoying triangular fun,
"Twin brothers in heat
With a fast double beat,
Prove that two heads are better than one!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Had overly itchy pudenda.
To fuck and to screw,
And to fornicate too,
Were uppermost on their agenda.
--- Jerry Nordal P0409
With my peter immersed deep in quim,
While a soft violin
Is played by her twin...
But the chances of this are quite slim.
--- John Miller
For twins to enjoy her sweet bod.
Their faces weren't identical
But when she got to their genitals
They were alike as two peas and a pod.
--- Greg Schindler P8903
Had doubled her pleasure and fun.
On a date with a lad
She invited his dad,
For two heads were better than one.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0123
ion remarked with a twitch of her tush,
"I cannot understand
How a bird in my hand
Could be better than two in my bush."
--- Bob Giandomenico P9004
Who screwed two young dancers named Granville.
He removed their sarongs
With his hammer and tongs,
And he gave them a course on his anvil.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0675
I think he could cope, I'm a fan.
I know what to do
For two-tongued Hugh,
In New Orleans live, Louise et Anne.
--- Anon
I'm taking off my shirt, now slacks;
The conductor just said,
"Town's just up ahead."
With these girls I'd better make tracks!
--- Anon
And back in good form and with flair.
But I have been slacking,
And worse, sadly lacking,
A man. Wobbly please won't you share?
--- Anon
Cried Maria who often is free
With her arms and her charms,
And now has no qualms,
'Bout saying she wants to try three!
--- Archie
To join him for dinner of fishes,
T'was an earthly delight
By a soft candlelight,
And after, he even did dishes!
--- Anon
Who dropped dead betwixt and between
Two bundles of hay,
On each of which lay,
What New Hampshiremen call a "sireen."
--- John Ciardi
As things get warmed up in the room,
It is probably fair
To ask who would care,
As to who would do what, when, with whom?
--- Loren Fitzhugh
Who found she'd a great deal to learn.
The man she had wed,
Took young boys to bed,
And she didn't know which way to turn.
--- G0993
Was so great she had lovers to burn.
She got into bed
With both Johnny and Fred
And didn't know which way to turn.
--- Isaac Asimov
When the pretty young maid lost her fight;
I was home in my bed
With the woman I wed,
And her mother, who isn't quite right!
--- Mark Levy P0209
Her ass makes my nob swell and perk.
While you lick and grope
Her ripe cantalope,
I'll slip in her rear with a smirk.
--- Anon
MORE