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There was a young woman named Susan
Who found it completely amusin'
To make love to three men
Although who did what when
Was frequently rather confusin'.
--- Isaac Asimov

As we always share with each other,
I'm seeking a girl for my brother.
One who will accept checks
For wild animal sex,
In a foursome with my grandmother.
--- Loz

There's Milly and Molly and Mandy,
3 sisters, and all of them randy.
For sex they've veen gagging,
3 hours. I'm flagging,
Hey Pete, got a spare dildo handy?
--- Anon

I'll come to the rescue, old son;
My fly is already undone.
(This Velcro is handy)
But tell me...is Mandy
Or Milly or Molly a nun?
--- Anon

No matter; now go take a rest;
I'll be there in a jiffy, undressed,
To stick willy in Milly
Get randy with Mandy
And jolly-up Molly with zest.
--- Anon

If Sue and Irene got together,
I'd do it with Deb who wore leather.
If Deb was with Sue
Or Irene I would do
It with who was left over, however.
--- Anon

If all of them did it together,
And left me alone with my nether
Bits sticking up straight,
I'd be patient and wait
Or I'd phone for voluptuous Heather.
--- Anon

A strange girl, that Henrietta,
Liked bondage, with handcuffs and fetter.
When wanting a screw,
And her man wasn't due,
She fucked herself with a Beretta.
--- Anon

And as for her sister Jacquetta,
I found just as soon as I met her,
The strength of her fart,
Near blew me apart,
They called her, I think, a jet-setter.
--- Anon

And so now we come to Loretta,
I've never met any chick wetter;
She loves you to pet her,
So Get your french letter,
And pet her, you better go get her.
--- Anon

A horny young chick, Henrietta,
Does tricks with her sister Jacqetta.
They're both twenty-one
But it's double the fun,
When they're joined by their sister Loretta.
--- Anon

These sisters, they soon came upon
Three brothers - Alphonse, Don and Juan,
Who's big throbbing pricks
Soon had these wet chicks
In a frenzy, but don't tell their mom.
--- Anon

'Cause mom is a horny old broad,
Whose passions just can't be ignored.
For an appetizer
(And none be the wiser)
She'd let those three bro's climb aboard.
--- Anon

"The randy old Shah of Iraq
Found his harem stretched flat on its back.
He cried, "The sex area
Of five hundred sure scare ya',
So I've canceled my plan of attack!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 474

That gal who lived up on the hill,
Was balling a fellow named Bill,
When her husband named Jack
Snuck into the back,
And buggered the shit out of Jill.
--- Cap'n Bean

The three of them romped and they played;
Together they pitched and they swayed.
Then they rolled down the hill --
Jack in back, Bill in still --
And the neighbors appeared quite dismayed.
--- Cap'n Bean

Jack suffered a minor concussion;
Jill ached from dual-action percussion.
Bill sprained his left wrist,
And a genital twist,
But their next rendezvous's in discussion.
--- Cap'n Bean

Well, the Doc says that Jack's head will mend,
And sweet Jill's pelvic aches will soon end.
Bill's wrist's in a cast;
His pain didn't last,
Though his dick's got an interesting bend.
--- Cap'n Bean

Together they talked of positions
To accomplish two-way intromissions,
And a meeting place that
They agree must be flat,
But Jill had a couple conditions.
--- Cap'n Bean

She said, "Let's seduce that Snow White,
Who's quite pretty, well built and my height.
Since I know that she tends
To pick pretty small friends,
When you ask her, please word it just right."
--- Cap'n Bean

'Twas Jack who approached this fair maid,
Who was used to small dicks when she's laid.
So he asked, "Wouldn't you
Like a big cock to screw?"
An invite she carefully weighed.
--- Cap'n Bean

In a gentle soft voice spoke Snow White,
With her nipples erect - sweater tight,
"When my seven small lovers
Crawl under the covers,
Fourteen hands, seven tongues treat me right."
--- Cap'n Bean

She wasn't impressed by Jack's size,
But when Bill showed his big corkscrew prize,
Jack was clearly quite pissed,
By this interesting twist,
And the maiden said, "I'll compromise."
--- Cap'n Bean

So the foursome met just as was planned,
In a field that was flat, level land.
In positions quite lewd
Each in turn was well screwed
When appeared that small seven man band.
--- Cap'n Bean

First Jack and then Bill fell asleep,
Each dreaming of screwing Ba Peep.
And 'twos just about then
That the seven small men
And the gals formed a gyrating heap.
--- Cap'n Bean

Fourteen hands, seven tongues, seven dicks
And the women went wild with the licks.
Snow White came four times,
Dopey sure rang Jill's chimes,
Then they picked up their shovels and picks.
--- Cap'n Bean

The seven then circled the spot
Where the gals were still horny and hot. T
he guys sang, "Hi Ho,
Off to work we will go."
And they did some new things they'd been taught.
--- Cap'n Bean

The woman who lived in a shoe,
Had schooled them in just what to do,
And Jill and Snow White
Expressed utter delight,
As the seven were nowhere near through.
--- Cap'n Bean

They knew how to lick and to suck,
To fondle, to stroke and to fuck.
They felt it their duty
(As with Sleeping Beauty
And that swan who was one ugly duck.)
--- Cap'n Bean

The gals were in sexual heaven,
Possessed and caressed by the seven
And throughout the long night,
Both Jill and Snow White
Lost count of their comes at eleven.
--- Cap'n Bean

In the morning the seven gave pecks
On the back of the sleeping girl's necks,
And they then formed a line
And marched off to the mine,
For there's much more to life than just sex.
--- Cap'n Bean

In a while it was Jack who awoke,
And he gave neighbor Bill a firm poke,
But the two pretty lasses
Had worn out their cute asses
And slept on as these gentlemen spoke.
--- Cap'n Bean

"Don't know about you, but I'm spent,
And the gals look to me quite content,"
Bill then took a breath,
"Guess we screwed them to death,
And look Jack, my dick's now unbent."
--- Cap'n Bean

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When the women awoke about ten,
They each asked to go at it again.
Though the guys both declined,
The two girls didn't mind,
'Cause they knew of a means to their end.
--- Cap'n Bean

Jack and Bill then when off for some eggs,
And the gals intertwined their long legs.
With a grind and a bump
And a circular hump,
They stirred up a need that now begs.
--- Cap'n Bean

Now it happened as these women played,
That a young man who sought to get laid
Was walking their way,
In search of a lay,
When he spotted the buns of a maid.
--- Cap'n Bean

To himself said this young Tommy Tucker,
"If she wants, I will certainly fuck her."
His excitement then grew
When he saw there were two.
"If Jill sits on my face I will suck her."
--- Cap'n Bean

"Snow White can climb up on my cock,"
That by now was as hard as a rock,
And he found that wet place,
As Jill sat on his face,
'Twas hot action, no foreplay, no talk.
--- Cap'n Bean

Jill counted her orgasms as four,
Snow White said "I had even more."
As for young Tommy Tucker,
That lucky-ass fucker,
He screwed till his member was sore.
--- Cap'n Bean

He had no sooner hobbled from view,
When Jack and Bill called to the two,
"After eating some food,
We're both in the mood,
So who is now up for a screw?"
--- Cap'n Bean

These guys, of course, had no awareness,
And the gals would not tell out of fairness,
Of the guys who came calling
And the licking and balling,
And of sensual hands on their bareness.
--- Cap'n Bean

The gals were not totally through,
And both were quite willing to screw,
Which they did doggy style
And then fell in a pile,
Although neither knew who had screwed who.
--- Cap'n Bean

I think that my chances are slim
Of forgiveness when off on a whim,
For in limericks so lewd
Sleeping Beauty is nude,
And my fairy tales tend to be grim.
--- Cap'n Bean

The Cap'n does not take offense,
Nor does he go off in defense,
If you add to my verse
And keep it perverse,
He gladly and fully consents.
--- Cap'n Bean

Group sex the gang thought was a kick,
With many a thrust and a lick.
Twelve kids, led by the Morgans
Enjoyed each others organs,
But they wound up with one extra dick.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406

In that tangle of laddies and lasses,
With vaginas and peni and asses,
Was a fellow named Steve,
Who was told he must leave,
Because of the gas that he passes.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406

Said Sue, who was one of the lasses,
"This behavior befits lower classes."
She complained half the night,
"I can't stand the sight;"
She took part, but she took off her glasses.
--- Arnie Schoenbrun P0406

An orgy was held on the lawn,
And we knocked off two hours before dawn.
We found ourselves viewing
Twenty-two couples screwing,
But by sun-up, they'd all come and gone.
--- Anon G0639

The orgy we held on Al's lawn
We knocked off two hours before dawn.
For next door Mrs Klopps
Put a call in for cops,
But by then, we had all come and gone.
--- Grand Prix Lim 972

A McDougal Street beatnik named Marty
Gave a drunken, undraped, dirty party.
To the cop he explained,
"The raid has me pained...
Beat it fuzz, you don't get none, you smarty!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 890

Kate and I had a party at Lynn's,
Playing games in our sexy bare skins;
And to spark up our night,
Lynn said, "Turn off the light...
And the neatest correct entry wins!"
--- David Miller

Hot bodies lay piled in a stack,
"Come join us," a gal called to Jack.
But some firmness was needed,
And so the man pleaded,
"Oh Lord, won't you cut me some slack!"
--- Bob Birch P0010

An orgying lass strong and stout
Interspersed with her moans, a loud shout:
"Hey! Gents one and three,
This is working for me,
But you're cutting the middleman out!"
--- Loz

A meter maids male entourage,
Each evening, serves her a menage.
She rips up their tickets
While they licks and sticks it
And double-park in her garage!
--- H Welchel

I ain't seen a group that's so dead
Since me and my trusty cook, Fred,
Once picked up three chicks
And gave 'em our dicks
At Maude's in a soakin' wet bed.
--- Anon

There once was a swinger named Lyle,
Who told of group sex in grand stle:
"It's anything goes --
Just take off your clothes
And everyone get in a pile!"
--- David Miller

There's nothing excites Mrs Hollick
Like a down-to-earth sexual frolic.
She thinks 69
Is especially fine,
Though she wakes the next morning with colic.
--- Michael Horgan

Well, I'm glad that they didn't ask me
To that orgy in Flat 23.
It's okay for some
But for guys that can't come,
An orgy is no place to be.
--- Michael Horgan

The bedroom has lost its decorum.
With group sex, it's more like a Forum.
It once was avowed
That three was a crowd,
But today, it's not even a quorum.
--- Playboy Mag J F O'Conner

In this orgy I hope there's a place
For a wee one; I won't take much space.
If you're worried 'bout size
I'm reducing my thighs...
But I can't shrink the grin on my face!
--- Jim Weaver Collection

Beavis & Butthead to a bacchanalia;
Through Saturday night saturnalia.
The morn after the orgy,
Said to passing clergy,
"Learn to be upright like our genitalia!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection

At the orgy last night Dionysus,
In a rather remarkable nisus,
Had ten maids, a goat,
Four pink boys, and a shoat,
In sixteen consectutive trices.

(nisus - striving or inclination)
--- John Ciardi

There once was a swinger named Scoop,
Who liked to have sex in a group.
One night there were six --
Two cunts and four dicks --
So someone was packing his poop.
--- David Miller

At the sight of all that tender meat,
The girls quickly came into heat.
While the band played a waltz,
They grabbed all the balls,
And worked for release of the seed.
--- Anon

There once was a bloke, SFA,
Who jerked off all over the hay.
His queer little brother
Then called in their mother
And sisters and cousins to play.
--- John Miller

My orgy was clearly aborted,
For nobody came, they reported;
My guests were too old,
Although I was told
That Viagra was frequently snorted.
--- Norm Storer P0012


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