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Lisped Sally, "No thir, Willie Bunth! When Mabel is using her tampons There was a young man named Levant There was, on a time, a blind Druid Maybe it's better for you, A young girl from Boca Raton By luck an old spinster named Chape When boffing my cook, Madge MacAulay, A buxom young wench in McCloud, There's a question designed to perplex, The ways of young Karen in passion It's a pleasure I treasure to sin The joints of an old man of Peking Of young Karen I've heard quite a plenty A woman must constantly yak, Those scared kangaroos in Australia The noises we heard from the attic A honeymooning couple from Lunn The walls of my house are so thin, There's a beautiful girl down in Boise; A boy in his teens, all alone, He opens his windows to shout A boisterous beauty of Boise, One thing for sure has been shown, "My Darling," Dick said, "I'll be blunt," When someone is plowing my groove, I can't call my old boy a plow; Outside the hard rain was a-fallin'; "Toy boys" are to me a bore! You see I don't want little boys. Communist cadre from Haiphong John grunts when he tying his shoes, Dear Charlotte's bedsprings need oiling, A bitchy young babe from Le Bou I happen to know a Miss Naomi; A blue-eyed man named Sean Coy Joyce from Dubois employs poise (PA) I must admit I am a screamer, A maiden from Old Orchard Beach A nervous young nympho named Hyatt I once knew a man named Jonah She told her friends about Jonah; To spy on the girls is revealing: Once, when I lived in a flat, A screech was like that of a cat! A screech like that of a cat! Big Mama is here and she's dreaming; So how can she write a good Lim My girlfriend Miriam was dreamy, There was a young woman named Ellie, Just one hundred yards from my door, "Oh Rodney!" "Oh Debbie!" "Oh Sam!" "Oh Billy; you've messed up my dress!" The groans and the squeals of delight Last night at a quarter past eight, By twenty past nine, sure enough, At quarter past ten I saw Claire By half past eleven last night OK, so I stayed 'til two forty Alas, don't know who to invite; I once knew a girl from Seattle A wandering Munchkin named Syfe "I abhor," cried an oldster named Pease, It's a wonderful pleasure to sin A cold-headed woman, Cecile, I have heard of a girl of Key Largo This girl with the green glaring eyes,
You muth try it out differenth thith wunth!
Not the old-fathioned way,
But the CAFE AU LAY...
Sinth thith ith that time of the month!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 860
Her panties will still become damp 'uns.
All smelly and red,
That's quite enough said;
Her hole is now too loose to clamp 'em!
--- Tutta Gioia
Whose girl on a date said, "I can't.
For my eyes have big bags on
And I now have the rags on,
But I think you'll do fine with my aunt."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2160
Who persistently women eschewed.
He said, "Fucking's all right
When a man's got his sight,
And can watch for that menstrual fluid."
--- G2322
But besides all the mess and the goo,
I just don't wanna.
So take your banana
Elsewhere and do what you do.
--- Karen
Had a beau with a helluva bone.
No matter the weather
When they got together,
All of Florida heard the girl moan.
--- Actaeon
Recorded the sounds of her rape;
All the grunting and wheezing,
And the sighs and the squeezing,
And she now has his pants all on tape.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1319
I'll tolerate her getting sprawly
All over the floor,
But I do abhore
Her climaxing yelling that's squally!
--- Travis Brasell
When bedded, would yodel out loud;
She screamed! Headboard banging,
While neighbors out hanging;
She always amused a big crowd.
--- Anon
Concerning atheists of opposite sex.
To ask may seem odd,
But do they scream "God"
When reaching a climax at sex?
--- FCA T9711
Have set a new standard and fashion.
And what takes the prize
Is the sound of her cries,
When timed with the chandeliers crashing.
--- Anon
With the lush, lustful, busty Miss Quinn.
Though her love sounds and crying
Prove terribly trying,
For last week the cops busted in.
--- Grand Prix Lim 155
Produced, when he moved, a loud creaking.
When immersed in love's joys,
The wild crackling noise,
Often made the girls run from him, shrieking!
--- Isaac Asimov
Of hollering as she rides my jimmy.
But her yelling don't count;
I prefer her dismount
To her cry and her snort and her whinny.
--- Anon
Even when she's 'neath you, on her back.
But you don't have to hear,
Stick a tit in each ear,
While you diddle away at her crack.
--- Anon
Can blame it on oversexed Thalia.
For they heard the babe screaming
When Tim started reaming,
In her bedroom on Cunt Street, Sedalia.
--- G0513
Weren't rodents...on that we're emphatic.
Hours later down came
Cousin Pete and Aunt Mame,
With looks best described as ecstatic!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 386
Found the bedsprings were so overstrung,
That the rhythm soon harassed
Their duet and embarrassed--
So they left the finale unsung.
--- G2709
And at midnight I hear it begin
With a regular squeak
'Til it reaches a peak
When she screams (at 4:30), "It's IN!"
--- Anon
Her beauty is all that the boys see.
While most of them state
That she's great on a date,
Some complain she's a little too noisy.
--- John E Mayhood P9805
has moved upstairs (above my zone).
The walls are so thin
I can hear a small pen,
And quite often I hear a hormone.
--- Anon
To the street, where his friends hang about.
He's so LOUD, this young man,
If he break-dances again,
I'll dropkick his freakin' brains out!
--- Anon
In sex is exceedingly noisy.
In moments of passion,
Her raptures Parnassian
Are heard from Seattle to Joisy.
--- Keith MacMillan A042A
Of this we have all long known,
As you scratch all the niches
Inside of her britches,
Itch that hole and you'll hear a hormone.
--- Anon
As his prick went amuck in her cunt.
"I hear more from goats
Than from feminine throats
Such an inappropriate grunt."
--- Chairman Steve
My language is sure to improve
To include dirty words
Like fucking and turds;
My purity's gone in one move.
--- Arden
That's more than his size will allow.
At best, I can till
But I find that it still
Warrants "fuck" and "goddamn", not just "Ow!"
--- Jason
In my bed we went about ballin'.
When the lightning, she struck,
It sure ruined our fuck
And set up a great caterwaulin'!
--- Mikey TP9901
Mature men know what things are for!
Use your physique,
To make bedsprings squeak!
We'll screw right into the floor!
--- Anon
I'll leave them to play with their toys.
Want a mature man,
A solid and sure man.
Get together and let's make some NOISE!
--- Anon
Screwed a girl from the Vietcong.
But their passionate squeals
Drew the notice of Seals;
Now the lovers are fishbait in the Mekong.
--- Bruce Thompson
And grunts when he reading the news,
And downing his beer,
But the grunts that I hear,
Are his wife's while I'm ramming her cooze.
--- Tiddy Ogg
For when sexual action is boiling
Her audible labors
Inform prudish neighbors
She's back in the sack, hotly toiling!
--- G0157
This is file ydm
Complained everytime she would screw.
She was a big pain,
As your pecker she'd drain,
But with earplugs she surely would do
--- Lims For Year - 01
Has a pussy that's quite a bit foamy.
When anyone comes,
Inside of her strums,
The moaning and groaning no phony.
--- Arden
In bed could go on and on.
He made his wife shriek,
And the old bedsprings creak,
So they didn't rest until dawn!
--- AE
With boys while deploying her joys.
Though she often decoys
Older men with her toys,
It's her noise that's her ploy to do boys.
--- Bob Giandomenico P8805
A cursing reprobate blasphemer.
Especially when
I come thrice again,
And ain't too much milk in the creamer.
--- Anon
Was thought to be way out of reach,
But the maid was befriended
And quickly upended
With only one maidenly screech.
--- Alsops Foibles
When laid simply will not keep quiet...
In the midst of a reaming,
The wench starts to screaming
Till she sounds like a one-woman riot.
--- Grand Prix Lim 142 G0620
Whose wife's name was Desdemona.
She made him so proud
By screaming so loud,
The neighbors call her Des-de-groana.
--- Anon
She told all, did Desdemona.
When asked why she'd yell
So loud, she said "Hell,
It's because of his oversized bona!"
--- Anon
"That's all!" says the whore, void of feeling.
The nypho's sad call:
"My God, is that all?"
The wife says, "I should paint the ceiling."
--- Ed Potts P8603a
The neighbors oft went to the mat.
They'd shake the duplex,
But end with loud sex.
Her screaming was that of a cat.
--- Anon
What is more normal than that?
The mat full of juice;
Left her all wet and loose...
Hence the caterwaul from that old flat.
--- Tutta Gioia
What is more normal than that?
The mat was all juicy,
He fell on her pussy...
Hence the caterwaul from that old flat.
--- Tutta Gioia
Her cheeks and her eyes -- they are beaming,
While she thinks of the one
Who once gave her much fun,
And had her ectstaticly screaming.
--- Anon
While constantly thinking of him
Who was able and strong
And who always stayed long
before he filled her to the brim?
--- Anon
With her sex was always steamy.
I found out one day,
In an audible way
Why the guys caller her 'Screaming Mimi!"
--- MrMalo
Who, when fellows lay down on her belly,
Would spur them along
With shouts of "I'm gone!"
Or "Darling, come shoot me your jelly!"
--- G0059
There are meadows and woodlands galore,
Where on warm summer nights,
There are interesting sights,
Not to mention the sounds of l'amour.
--- Anon
"Are you coming?" (Hump, hump) "Yes, I am!"
"Damn these thistles and ants!"
"That's disgusting! No chance!"
"Come on big boy, so prove it!" (Wham, bam)
--- Anon
"Dearest brother, we mustn't ... oh yessss!"
"So you call that a dick?"
"You're perverted! That's sick!"
"God I love you ..." (Squelch, moooo) "... dearest Bess!"
--- Anon
Keep me up (as it were) half the night;
So I've rigged up a search-
light up there in that birch
And tonight I shall give them a fright.
--- Anon
I crept silently out of my gate.
To the well-concealed searchlight
Up there in that birch; "Might
Be fun", I thought, "lying in wait."
--- Anon
I saw Suzi and Sam in the rough;
Then at nine forty-five
I spied Debbie and Clive
And heard sounds like the stuffing of muff.
--- Anon
With (I couldn't believe it) the mayor!
And I noticed young Jane
(Who'd just stepped off the train)
In the grass with her legs in the air.
--- Anon
The cacophonous sounds of delight
Became too much to bear;
Time to give them a scare
So I switched on the...
--- Anon
Just watching; does that make me naughty?
I think that I might
Like to join 'em tonight
With a ladyfriend eager and sporty.
--- Anon
Must be someone who sets me alight
With audacious behavior;
A right little raver ...
Hey Carol, you'll join me tonight?
--- Anon
Who sat quite tall in the saddle.
When she's on me in bed,
She's bumping her head
And the neighbors think there is a battle.
--- Mark a
Heard the most terrible strife.
The loud grinding and shearing
Led him to a clearing,
Where the Tin Man was fucking his wife.
--- John Chastaine
"Conversational screwing, dear -- please!
For your chatt-fuck talk
Makes my ancient balls balk,
So that all I can shoot is the breeze!"
--- Jim O'Conner P8509
With the bountiful lusty Miss Quinn.
But her love-screams and crying
Are terribly trying--
Twice last week the cops busted in.
--- Grand Prix Lim 155 G0760
Had muscles and nerves made of steel.
So her lover, named Shorty,
Used WD-40
To silence her orgasmic squeal.
--- Karen B
Who imposes a sort of embargo
On incontinent men,
If they grunt now and then,
As they try to deliver their cargo.
--- Keith MacMillan A034D
Would surely give you a surprise.
You'd be glad I came,
And whisper the same,
'Til your whispers gave way to cries.
--- Anon
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