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As a lark, Mrs Hazelton Kerr, A pubescent Girl scout of Dewar A slovenly fellow named Phil A pretty young girl from Bedford, A sweet young attorney named Draper While making deposits, Miss Mape, I'd rather a woman in red, There was a young lady named Sloan, (See Nadine Milroy-Sloan)
The Vikings invading the village Said a luscious young lady called Wade, A rash little strumpet of Seoul She screamed as he opened the door, A stinky old smoker was Lipe A gal being raped on a bus A young man raped a lady named Cole A burglar from Ashbury Park I slept on the prairie, but Vikki A sordid young fellow named Peak The in thing is diversity, An old spinster born in Vancouver There was a young man of Ostend There was an old lady named Tudor, There was a young man in a Jeep A lady, by passion deluded, Some say her behavior was cruel; In the war games a private named Mel You've heard of the gals from Spokane Pursued by a rapist in Greece, A loose-limbed young groupie named Pyle There was a young fellow named Ben, An artless young fellow named Grover Tried to save a lady from rape; In courtrooms the ladies all gaped A dignified duchess named Sutter There was an old maid name of Greeley. A hardy old spinster named Jane A grass widow out on the Cape There was a young man of Biggar After being subjected to rape, My panties came off in the night; An elderly matron named Bess When he raped an old maid on the train, A simple old spinster named Fitches There was a young fellow named Gus There was a young fellow named Mott A harlot who came from Orleans Pursued by a wolf in a park, An incautious miss from Wyoming There was an old maid named O'Keefe On trial was a young man named Joe Some fellows caught Jane in the wood; An unprincipled fellow was Jack; While out for a walk, old Miss Clark Jane got drunk, then passed out, and then, A long distance runner named Flanagan There once was an atheist named Fred Back then, infantry combat exerted There was a young man who said, "Ayer Some say there's a damned place that's hot, It couldn't be God's intentions, God would send people to hell. "Do you really believe all that junk There was a young savior named Christ, (evilbob@cpeq.com - requested address be appended)
"I have faith," says the Christian, "And you An agnostic guy named McKnapps, McKnapps, knowing how he had fudged, I believed, but I've turned a new leaf;
Teased the man who delivered her fur.
Then she called him a joke,
But as soon as she spoke,
It so happened the joke was on her.
--- Margaret A Murdock P8308
Was raped by two cops and a brewer,
A postman, three sailors,
And a shopful of tailors,
And next week I'm going to...interview 'er.
--- Linda Marsh Coll G0536
Assaulted a lady named Jill.
She did not mind the rape
Which she took in great shape;
She objected when asked to lie still.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0293
Saw her love place a notch on the head-board.
"You think that is drole,
You fucking asshole!"
Now he defends against rape down in Medford.
--- Ryan Deschamps
Once wore a tight skirt made of paper.
While attemting to squat,
It split up to her twat,
Prompting two horny judges to rape her.
--- Anon
Did tender a bill of bad shape.
Said the teller, "Hold still!
It's a counterfeit bill!"
"Holy smoke," said Miss Mape, "this is rape!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-2685
All spruced-up and chained to my bed;
Me using ice cubes
To stiffen her pubes,
While t'other end's giving me head.
--- Anon
Who went to the coppers to moan:
"A victim of rape!"
She cried, then agape
As into the clink she was thrown.
--- Alexander Baron
Were far less intent upon pillage
That stuffing their pieces
In virginal creases,
And drenching young wenches in spillage.
--- Peter Wilkins
On a beach with her charms all displayed,
"It's so hot in the sun
Perhaps rape would be fun;
At least that would give me some shade.
--- Anon
Went out in the hills for a stroll.
She was waylaid and laid,
And not even paid,
On the crest of the very first knoll.
--- John P McKnight P0303
And fell straight back on the floor.
Though ugly and old,
She was knocked out cold,
So he fucked her like a $2 whore.
--- Anon
Who smoked on a pipe that was ripe.
A girl sniffed it one day
And she fainted away,
So he fucked her while smoking his pipe.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0245
Yelled and hollered and made a big fuss.
All the others gals said
"It is nicer in bed,
But why didn't he choose one of US?"
--- Grand Prix Lim 148
And it tickled her heart and her soul.
So she ran home and said
To her dear husband Fred,
"All these years we have used the wrong hole!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1322
Made, at college, his sexual mark.
Getting in the third story
Of the girls' dormitory,
He was raped seven times in the dark.
--- Isaac Asimov
Then had me tied up for a quickie.
And we knew by the scum,
Here's where buffalo come;
The soles of our feet got all sticky.
--- David Miller
Once ravaged a spinster antique.
Before he could flee,
He was forced to agree
That he'd ravage her once every week.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1375
Which means that the girls should feel free
To rape churlish men
As they once raped them --
(I wish it would happen to me).
--- John Miller
Once captured a man my maneuver.
She jumped on his tool,
Then laughed like a fool,
And nothing on earth could remove her.
--- Larry Wilde
Who raped an old maid from South Bend.
He was just halfway through
When he bid her adieu,
But she made him stay right to the end!
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1373
Who saw in her house an intruder.
With an armful of loot,
He attempted to scoot,
But she raped him for she was much shrewder.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1398
Who raped an old maid name of Heep.
He was raped the next day
By Miss Heep, who did say,
"What ye sow, my young lad, shall ye reap."
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1355
Found an African drunk and denuded.
And, fit as a fiddle,
And hot for a diddle,
Tied splints to his penis and screwed it.
--- L0288
I look at this teacher and drool.
Giving sexual joys
To her virginal boys,
Where was she when I was in school?
--- Izzy Cohen
Was captured by WAC Sergeant Bell.
After humping eight WAC's he
Staggered into a taxi,
And was heard to remark, "War is hell."
--- Michael Weinstein P8807
Who do all the guys that they can.
But 'tis sad, as they say,
That without some foreplay,
A woman just can't rape a man.
--- The Sailor P0310
A gal from Hicksville named Elise
Said, "I'm in a fine shape
To enjoy a good rape,
I DO hope we'll elude the police!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 402
Possessed a fair share of pure guile.
With legs spread agape
She suffered gang rape,
Suspiciously smiling the while.
--- Armand E Singer 416
Who raped an old maid in her den.
It was three weeks of hell
'Fore she felt very well.
She said, "When can we do it again?"
--- Albin Chaplin Appeal 847
Had raped an old spinster of Dover.
She admonished this youth
For his manners uncouth
And insisted he do it all over.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0182
Her reaction left me agape --
When the lady in question
Gave me this suggestion:
"I'm enjoying my rape, you big ape!"
--- Jim Weaver Collection
At trials where the rapist escaped,
But was caught and then judged,
And the spinsters begrudged,
The most fortunate girl was one raped.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1344
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Caused many a duke's prick to flutter.
But the man to attract her,
Was a bum who attacked her
And he fucked her four times in the gutter.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0767
Who said women should not be too steely.
And when rape is your fate,
Please do not hesitate,
It is better to give yourself freely.
--- Albin Chaplin
Was raped by a man on a train.
She enjoyed it so much
He could scarce break her clutch,
But he fought his way free with his cane.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024 G1568
Who recently enjoyed a good rape,
Said, "Rape, if done right
Can be a delight,
And not punch a gal out of shape!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 555
Who raped an old maid with much vigor.
She embraced him so tight,
The poor man died of fright;
It did not end the way he did figure.
--- Albin Chaplin
An astonished old maid from the Cape,
Said, "Your memeber looked frightful
But in use feels delightful...
Man, I'm glad that I didn't escape!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 971
The limmers took me left and right,
And then walked away;
But what a good lay
For pussy 'til dawn's early light.
--- Susan Arden
Was raped by a thief with finesse.
She cursed the detective
With her vilest invective,
For the failure to find his address.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0045
Authorities arrested Blaine.
But the ex-virgin cried,
"That's for me to decide,
And I'd be the last to complain."
--- G1619
Was raped by two mean sons-of-bitches,
While she knitted a sweater,
But her pussy felt better,
And she never dropped more than two stitches.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1337
Who raped an old maid on a bus.
It was rather enlightening
And really not frightening,
So she cared not to raise any fuss.
--- Albin Chaplin
Who raped an old maid on her cot.
He was soon out of action;
He lost by a fraction,
For she gave it as good as she got.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1371
Was raped by a lad in his teens.
With her expert response,
'Twas a 'piece of resistance'.
Just his remnants were found on the greens.
--- Albin Chaplin
A sexy young dolly named Starke
Said, "I'm in a fine shape
To enjoy a good rape,
But please, can you wait till it's dark?"
--- Grand Prix Lim 152
Who strolled Stuvyesant Square in the gloaming,
Was waylaid on the way
For a helluva lay!
Now of evenings she's constantly roaming.
--- Grand Prix Lim 223
Who feared that some handsome young thief
Would steal into her shack
For a vicious attack --
When it came she felt blessed relief.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1372
For raping and beating Miss Flo.
But the charge was dismissed
For the proof did exist;
She was beat when she failed to let go.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0222
They stripped her and raped her, but good.
And so, to conclude,
She made it home nude,
But plans to return when she could.
--- Limericks Naughty & Gay
On a spinster unleashed an attack.
But the spinster was calm
And she said with aplomb,
"I'll be ready whenever you're back!"
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1352
Was savagely raped in the dark.
But her neighbors discerned
That no lesson was learned,
For she takes the same path through the park.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-1320
She was raped by two thousand men.
And when she awoke,
To the two thousandth bloke,
She said, "Not bad. Let's do it again!"
--- Ogden Nield
Had raped an old maid and he ran again,
But the old maid, she chased him
And with ease outpaced him,
For she said that she wanted that man again.
--- Albin Chaplin 3024-0141
Who said as he climbed into bed,
"There's no heaven, I'm sure,
But I'd hate to endure
The other, should I wake up dead."
--- Ray Gessler
A strange power, reporters asserted,
For atheist souls
Who fought in foxholes,
Were without exception converted.
--- A N Wilkins P8701
Has answered the atheist's prayer,
For a Hell one can't verify
Surely can't terrify,
At least till you know you are there."
--- Anon
And another place that has got
Some cherubs and light.
I hope that they're right,
But I'm SURE my body will rot.
--- Anon
To support the folly as mentioned.
Religion, at worst,
With which we are cursed,
Is surely Man's cruelest invention.
--- Chris Papa
This untruth rings out like a bell.
For God is so kindly,
Folks follow him blindly.
Might as well shove your head in a well.
--- Mike Bigg
About the Creator -- that bunk
Of his taking awhile
To make this shit pile"
"And on the sixth day he was drunk!"
--- Laurence Perrine P8403a
And believing him came at great price.
Exchanging your mind
For things you won't find;
Pissed away on a roll of the dice.
--- Robert Moore
Can know God if you will have faith, too."
But to me, it just seems
'To have faith' only means:
"To pretend really hard, something's true."
--- Worldling
Who'd gone through a religious lapse,
Quite suddenly died,
And logic implied
He'd gone on to the "Great Perhaps."
--- Observer
And knowing he'd surely be grudged,
St. Peter remarked
"Why here so embarked?"
Said McKNapps, "I bribed jury and judge!"
--- G Watson
And for that, they give me much grief.
It's surely no blunder,
A mind open in wonder,
Than rigidly closed in belief.
--- Anon
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