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"To Dover; for that's where we're stuck." "Now Jack, don't you dare even start; "I fear that my tatty old maps "Perhaps? But that isn't enough." He walks just in front of the train, Though stopping a train has its snags, So that's why the sweepers go sweep, That train with finesse also bustles Those discarded piles of red scanties He travels the Euro-train tunnel, Just then the conductor calls "Ticket The passengers peer through the door, When she espies all of the viewers, Friend Tracey, though, knows what she's doing; There was a young girl named Elias, Petal, get out of that bed The pair you have on are all torn Whenever I can, I've been wearing 'em. I have a weird boyfriend named Grant; he's A brunette from Moscow it's said, "Let's take 25 crotches," said Jack, My Frederick's of Hollywood bra It's Christmas time in the hills. A laddie by name of Don Scotchless Nantucketeers say they will fetch I've put on a clean pair of Jockeys, No matter how hard Marty strains, She ought to be spending some more thought And you, dear Petunia? You An old vegetarian Rose, To dear Vickie's Secret I went; I know I must look like a fool Poor girl, your knickers gone through, Walking through church, I heard snickers But what could have made such a hole? There was a young woman from France, "Well, this is a nice piece of cloth", An eager young man of Montrose, There was an old woman from Sorn There was a young lady named Dawes There was a young girl from Land's End, There is the odd prude who abhores Those scanties and panties, best grip 'em. Talk around the water cooler Went shoppping for panties to wear; Now tell me you girls, and don't lie! Do cheerleaders wear cotton panties? (Which, given a chance, would a man sieze.)
Pearl's panties come down with a jerk, I'm helping dear Santa this year; Young Debbie's a tease and a flirt; There once was a girl named Sandy Said a lady of some perspicacity It's true what my aunties did say -- A cute knickerless lady of Clyde All you panty-sniffers there in the queue, I'm having a funny romance; On my panties are "Days of the Week" Since I'm not a stylest I'd bungle In aversion, young P. Smilly Frutt Without knickers my girlfriend's gone out, I stealthily slid up her thigh There was a young lady from Twickers There was a young lady from Twickers There was a young lady from Twickers A horny young fellow named Phil Marie, the administrative assistant,
"I say, Stan, that's awful bad luck.
I'll just play the blues
Now for Ivor and you'se,
Or this piano concerto by Gluck."
--- Peter Wilkins
Get going, it's time to depart."
"OK then, but Stan,
If you possibly can,
Can you lend me your railway-track chart?"
--- Peter Wilkins
Are now on the point of collapse;
But don't gimme strife,
Mate, just eff off to Fife
And locate your old track-axe." "Perhaps."
--- Peter Wilkins
"I'm kidding you Stan, I won't bluff."
"Just see that my tracks
Are repaired with your axe ..
As for passengers - couldn't give a stuff."
--- Peter Wilkins
If it's dry and not pissing in rain.
For he finds that his knees
Get arthritic and freeze,
If it's wetter and colder than Spain.
--- Peter Wilkins
If the railway track buckles and sags,
Good old Stanley refuses
New methods and chooses
Red panties as semaphore flags.
--- Peter Wilkins
And the sorters go sort every heap
Of discarded old pants,
Between Britain and France
And it's only the red ones they keep.
--- Peter Wilkins
To Belgium and ends up at Brussels,
There's girls called Walloons,
With big soft balloons,
And Flemings who'll tone fellows' muscles.
--- Peter Wilkins
Just show where Pete plays gallanties,
Removes excess luggage,
Commits Litterbuggage,
Exposing his lady's enchanties.
--- Archie
Exploring his favorite love funnel.
Through open windows
Discarding his clothes,
And then he's inserting his trunnel!
--- Archie
Please. Show me so I can just click it.
Leave you in your piece --
OOps -- leave you in peace.
The lady as well, I must prick it.
--- Archie
At the spectacle there on the floor.
With Pete's tail a-waggin',
And both of them shaggin',
The crowd is all crying for more.
--- Archie
She winks as she flips her pet screwer.
And now she's atop
To bounce on his prop.
How much can Pete's peter endure?
--- Archie
She cannot be bothered with wooing.
She flashes her pants
In the hope of romance,
Or a once-a-week Friday night screwing.
--- Anon
Whose panties were cut on the bias.
In back was a loop,
Through which she could poop,
And through which she got laid once or twice.
--- L0727
And stop sleeping. Get ready instead
For a day-trip or more
To that lingerie store,
Where you purchased those panties of red.
--- Peter Wilkins
And they're looking a little forlorn;
If you're somewhat confused
How they got so abused,
I confess that they give me the horn.
--- Peter Wilkins
(That's how they got that great tear in 'em.)
Now I confessed.
May I humbly suggest
That we buy with a view to us sharin' em?
--- Peter Wilkins
Got a fetish for sniffing girl's panties;
He, ofttimes, borrows mine,
And returns them just fine,
But chewed up the whole crotch on my auntie's.
--- Robin K Willoughby P8710
Would take anyone up to her bed,
In exchange for some scanties
And tight crotchless panties,
As long as the color was red.
--- Peter Wilkins
"From our #612 crotchless (black),
Put them all in a nice
Box; slap on a high price;
And we'll sell the things as a gift-pack."
--- Michael Weinstein P8802
(Model name? "Ay Carumba!")
Has holes for my nips
With their pert little tips.
And I've crotchless undies - voila!
--- Jim Weaver Collection
The presents are opened with thrills.
Until she got mine,
Which at first seemed fine,
It was crotchless and heart-shaped with frills.
--- Anon
Collected silk pantyhose crotchless;
And all of them bought
For the pleasure he sought,
For his bedpost was sadly quite notchless.
--- Anon
A much larger urn or a wretch
For you if the friction
Is causing restriction,
But you know of course, it will stretch!
--- Travis
And set off for those far off Rockies,
In search of a party
That will include Marty;
I hope that she's practicing squatties.
--- Frank
When doing her squatties, no stains
Will ever be present
Since she finds it pleasant
To wear her new, loose crotchless Hanes.
--- Travis Brasell
On a subject not mentioned in your thought;
For those of us smaller
Than the length of a dollar,
A chick must have phallus aforethought.
--- Hugh Clary
Look so ravishing dressed in those blue
Crotchless panties you wear,
With your curlicues fair,
And a hint of sweet pussy on view.
--- Anon
Was wearing air tight pantyhose.
Each time that she farted,
The odor departed
From holes that they burned in the toes.
--- Anon
My goodness! The money I spent
On new underwear
That has, I declare,
A hole in the crotch for a vent!
--- Anon
By sitting here on my small stool
In these tiny frillies,
That gives me the willies;
However, this hole keeps me cool!
--- Anon
When you paid so much for them too.
But with seam undone
Just imagine the fun,
And the naughty little things you can do!
--- Anon
This is file wgm
From adults and children and vicars.
Asking them why,
I heard one reply,
"You've got a huge hole in your knickers!"
--- Anon
Be it man or an amorous mole?
Why the hell should I care?
You just waltz over here;
Let me cover that hole with my pole.
--- Anon
Famous for holes in her pants.
But 'twas the one in front
That showed off her cunt,
That made all the gentlemen glance.
--- Anon
Said the biggest and hungriest moth,
As they chewed up poor Auntie's
Humongous great panties,
Which made her exceedingly croth.
--- Peter Wilkins
Too speedy wherever he goes,
While going too far
In a neighborhood bar,
He ruptured a girl's panty hose.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who stood up to her waist in the corn.
Though is lashed down with rain,
She said, "I'm still stayin'
Till it's dark, for my knickers are torn."
--- Ken Andrews P9711
Who went out without any drawers.
Her mother said, "Celia,
Should anyone feel ya--
He'd think you was one of them whores.
--- G1768
Sailed abroad to visit a friend.
She wound up in France,
Without any pants;
An embarrassment she couldn't end.
--- Thomas Ratliff P0304
The girl who will fast shed her drawers;
But I'm quite impresseded
With gals so divested,
And greet them with roars of applawers.
--- Anon
Let loose 'round the ankles, t'will trip 'em.
Those legs'll fly up
Exposing furred cup;
'Tis all you need; no need to strip 'em.
--- Anon
Is that it is easy to fool 'er.
She never does wear
Anything under there.
Drop money, she'll bend, then tool 'er.
--- Anon
Thought I might get me a pair.
Didn't like how they fit,
So I said, "Forget it!"
Besides, I prefer to go bare!
--- Kaylin
Feel sexy with panty-less pie?
If I wore no jockeys,
I'd get bouncing of rockies,
And a rash on my dick for to cry.
--- Tutta Gioia
Pray, tell me your view of their scanties.
If you only see hair,
There's just air under there.
Which surely would many a man please.
--- Tony The Tiger
As she bared her fair bottom for work.
Said she, "Pants are silly,
But the men like them frilly,
And chewing them drives 'em berserk!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 335 G0863
He gave me this big sack of cheer.
But guys don't want toys;
Rather play with my joys,
And lost undies give me a cold rear
--- Anon
She wears nothing at all 'neath her skirt.
When she sits with her thighs
Open wide, no surprise
That my shorts get so tight that they hurt.
--- Anon
Took off panties when she's feeling randy.
And more often than not
When lying on her cot,
Randy would fondle Sandy.
--- Anon
"My knickers have lost some elasticity!"
And then with a frown,
As the culprits fell down,
"And there goes my proof of veracity."
--- John Pickersgill
I threw all my panties away.
When we start to pet,
They just get all wet --
The darned things just get in the way!
--- Kaylin Brandon
Felt her shoelace was coming untied.
So she bent sweetly over,
And men down to Dover
Popped out, and a few slipped inside.
--- David A Brooks Q
The news from here's sad but it's true.
Knickers are now passe' --
Hubby likes it that way --
He's a dirty old Englisheman too.
--- Cheryl
Looks like I am taking a chance.
He's charming and sweet.
He's always dressed neat --
Except that he will not wear pants.
--- Anon
And on Monday through Friday they're meek.
Sunday's virginal white,
But for Saturday night,
I just style up my "short" hair real sleek.
--- Jeanie
The trimming of quim's thickest jungle;
So I will just push
My way through the bush,
With Willy, my guide, and then tungle.
--- Anon
Told his frau, in his ire, "You're a slut...
When you frug at the dance,
When you're not wearing pants,
Keep the cavern they cover up, SHUT!"
--- Grand Prix Lim 854
To feel sexy, she wishes, no doubt.
But much shame she'll profess
When the wind lifts her dress
And exposes her wonders throughout!
--- C M
My hand, as she moaned with a sigh,
"Oh Tutta you'll find
No panties to bind...
It's direct from your fly to my pie..."
--- Tutta Gioia
Who never was seen wearing knickers.
The view from the front
Showed a clean healthy cunt;
Spectators were many and sticky-ers.
--- Anon
Who never was seen wearing knickers.
The view from the behind
Forced a change in the mind,
Making butt-lovers from previous dickers.
--- Anon
Who never was seen wearing knickers.
The view from beneath
Made men grind their teeth;
Molar-less, left 'em with just lickers.
--- Anon
Detected a forthcoming thrill,
When his girfriend, quite pert,
Raised the hem of her skirt,
And he noticed her knickers were nil.
--- Cap'n Bean
To passes is usually resistant.
Except for on Mondays,
When she doesn't wear undies,
And gives in if the boss is insistent.
--- Thomas G Keller P9408
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