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The Dole gameplan is no mystery. There once was a Senator named Dole Bob Dole is exceedingly clever Robert Dole's age is no illusion. Should George Bush and Liz Dole take control Mrs Dole told her husband, "You lack, While visiting Santa's North Pole, It is said Mr. Gore is a bore, It is said Mr. Gore is a bore. It is said Mr. Gore is a bore, Said Clinton, "I'll just FAX and send McCain can be Pres in '04, Said Al Gore, "I tried to distract, I saw Gore on the Letterman Show;
; As Al Gore stood by with pride, An entrepeneur is Al Gore; I'd have to say sex is real nice; Al should lobby the courts, door to door, We could all feel a little bit cheerier Tom Feeney indulged his obsession Sure is funny how Al Gore can lie, Nuevo apartheid, Al ranted; When Bill's polls rose more and more, BROW as sure as cold weather in winter Gore suffers from "irritable bowel"; Conceding could make him a hero, Bradley, who's showing was poor, If Al Gore is to have some success To be GORE'd in the butt will cause pain, The papers are busily printin' Imagine a Gore-Clinton ticket! You say, with your all-knowing smirk, The letter, in fact, of the law And as for removal of Gore... No party, despite insurrections Al Gore can cut jobs, it is known, Raising funds on the edge brings a cost. Al Gore has developed a MIEN; I looked all around to find Gore. I feel kind of sorry for Gore. It is said Mr. Gore is a bore; To raise money, Al Gore seems quite proud It is said Mr. Gore is a bore -- There once was a man named Al Gore If Al Gore wins then millions will care As the White House unravels before us, We had a Vice Prez, Al Gore, Heir apparent to lead Uncle Sam I bought me a big SUV, After on Tipper's twat he had munched, This time I drew lines on your spine Gee Dubya's to be the new skipper; Do you know why Al Gore keeps campaigning Al Gore's staff said, "Polls say our boss Let's hear it for President Gore! Much rather have Bush than a Gore, Al put all his chips on the courts, It seems the political bore I feel empathy with Al Gore; Even though Al Gore was rejected, At long last, the real Al Gore Who knew that Vice President Gore, "My fuzz I'll remove with this snipper," Al Gore, that internet smarty, There it is -- two thousand and four. If I may inject one name more; For more recounts, Gore is still pleading,
If you open your eyes you will see.
By reducing our tax,
Sunny days will come back,
Lifting burdens from you and from me.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who looked a lot like a mole.
He ran for high exec,
But there's no way in heck
That we'd elect him to the role.
--- Mary Moglohon
In promoting the Senate's endeavor.
But for the campaign
He was painfully plain:
"Vote for me, vote for Libby--Whatever."
--- Norm Storer P9612
Years ago he reached a conclusion.
Married the boss
Of the Red cross,
Just to get a free weekly transfusion.
--- Tom Patton P9609a
Of Al Gore and one more at the poll.
Would the nations's first Ms.
At Vice Pres be our Liz,
Or the first at First Gent be Bob Dole.
--- Prof M-G TP9901
A great deal of finesse in the sack,
Furthermore, I am sick
Unto death of those Bic
Ball Point pen marks all over my back."
--- Bob Giandomenico P9701a
I saw a man boring a hole.
I said, "Aren't you Al?"
He said, "Yes I am, pal,
And even here, I make boring my role.
--- H Myers T9712
But Tipper does think so no more.
Al has a habit:
Hops round like a rabbit
Shitting little round balls on the floor.
--- Oddo Von Schlong T9710
His drone causes many to snore.
All those Sammies and Tammies
Get into their jammies,
And some fall asleep on the floor.
--- Al Willis T9710
Because his wife Tipper's a whore.
Her nasty-ass clit
Drools and it spits,
When Al hits it with her on the floor!
--- T9712
Al's protrait to Egypt, our friend!"
But devout felladeen
Turned it down as obscene
For resembling Khaddafy's rear end.
--- Vassar W Smith P9305
If he steps through the Dems open door;
Bush's cash and ovations
Give him renomination --
But Dems want Anyone But Gore.
--- Dr Limerick
But I lost and that's now a fact;
It's time now for healing,
Though I have a feeling
That I may have gotten Bush-whacked!"
--- Anon
If you want to know how,
I can tell you right now;
It's his much smarter clone, Billy Joe.
--- Larry Hollister
His wifes hands and ankles were tied.
Then into her rear
Clinton shoved his spear;
Cut her loose, Al; I'm ready to ride.
--- BJC
He rents out his wife as a whore.
With pleasure she fucks
And earns the big bucks,
And gives discounts to parties of four.
--- BJC
My Tipper knows how to entice.
And away I am carried...
Why since we've been married,
We've actually done the thing twice!
--- Anon
Dressed as "Count" Dracula, he'd score.
Just like Halloween,
Shout through the screen,
"Doesn't matter Bush won, there'll be gore!"
--- Chinook
If when Gore visits Russia's interior,
Someone straps the galoot
To a big parachute,
And drops him off over Siberia.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To convene his own special session.
The chance of king-making
Is well worth the taking;
He must hurry to beat Gore's concession.
--- Election 2000
While unable to look in the eye
Of the voters and say
The same things everyday --
He flip-flops and changes, but why?
--- Anon
His view was outrageously slanted.
He won't live it down,
This simpleton clown.
Can you hear Forrest Gore being chanted.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
It occured to the staid Al Gore,
"If sexual puddin'
Can do your polls good 'n',
I ought to go get me a whore.
--- MrMalo
Or that paper gets stuck in a printer.
When Al Gores's attache
Rubs the man the wrong way,
He invariably get a splinter.
--- Larry Hollister
In Florida, he's screaming "foul!"
The big cry-baby
Should accept that, maybe,
It's time now to "throw in the towel."
--- Observer
Instead of an absolute zero.
His life then, quite groovy,
Could become a movie;
His part played by Robert DeNiro!
--- Observer
Will soon turn it all over to Gore,
Who will then make his push
To beat round the Bush,
And we're in for ten more months of bore.
--- Anon
Cleaning up his Chinese Money mess,
He'll have to appease
His friends overseas
While avoiding his own U.S. press.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
And a DICK up the sloop's, just the same.
Some feel great distaste
With a BUSH in the face.
No matter who won, we'd get bane.
--- Anon
That Gore has been more than just hintin'
Of a Wild Card to be
His pick for V.P. ...
Could the wild card be Teflon BILL CLINTON?
--- Anon
Wouldn't that be a real sticky wicket!
(Don't holler, "No way!
What a dumb thing to say,
Even they know that that isn't cricket!")
--- Anon
"Don't be stupid, you know that won't work.
Can't you see that that worm
Could serve a third term,
If Gore were removed by some quirk?"
--- Anon
Contains in it more than one flaw.
Though he can't be elected,
Bill could be selected
By "fate" to that office of awe.
--- Anon
This is file wdl
If he were found dead on the floor,
I'd not be surprised
Like some I've surmised.
It's happened a few times before!
--- Anon
Would go in such outlandish directions;
The American folks
Aren't such stupid blokes
As they proved in the last two elections.
--- Anon
But the number of jobs is unknown.
He saved us one mill,
And he's bragging still.
And one of the jobs was his own.
--- Al Willis
Al Gore skated too close and he lost.
Clinton zigged, they he zagged
And left Al with the bag,
Going down all alone, double-crossed.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He's trying to be more pristine.
If it doesn't work,
The miserable jerk
Can flush it all down the latrine!
--- Observer
Did he opt to steer clear of Bill's war?
When his commander-in-chief
Was in need of relief,
Al was scarce as a live dinosaur.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
He said "yes" without knowing the score.
His career is now sunk
Because of a skunk,
And he's linked to a crook evermore.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
To converse with him, really a chore.
But Hilly and Billy
Can talk a man silly.
For Gore bore, I'd go for some more.
--- PJ T9710
That he used every loop hole allowed.
But poor Al never thought
That he would get caught.
Now his future is under a cloud.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
What he needs is a good little whore!
He could try Little Bo Peep
Or I'll lend him my sheep,
And I'll bet he'll be begging for more!
--- T9711
Whom everyone thought was a bore.
But since Clinton got busted,
Soon he will be trusted
For sex on the Oval Office floor.
--- Anon
And obsess, agonize, pull their hair.
And what will so enthrall?
The Inaugural Ball,
And what stunning gown will Tipperware?
--- Loren Fitzhugh
Al regrets his First Chair in the chorus.
So he waits patiently,
Forming rings like a tree,
While he waits for his own turn to bore us.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who was a terrible bore.
Then he grew a beard,
Which looked really weird,
And shook all the Dems to thc core.
--- Thomas Ratliff P0304
Was I once, sighed Al Gore, till that sham...
So I've grown a goatee
For the voters to see
Who's the true Hair Apparent. I am!
--- Peter Wilkins
In spite of Gore's poignant plea.
Al's found the solution
To global pollution,
But only for him, not for me.
--- Popsicle TP9807
Al flipped Tip and then doggie style hunched.
But he knew from her cry,
That his aim was too high,
And it was the wrong hole that he'd punched.
--- Michael Whalen
For my prick and your slit to align
So back on your knees
Bite your pillow please
And I'll punch the right hole this time.
--- Michael Whalen
Al's left in the bush with a dripper.
But why should I care,
Strong leaders are rare;
My personal favorite is Tipper.
--- Dirruk
In Florida, where he's not gaining?
His manager's plan
For less make-up, more tan,
For debates and so Al is in training.
--- Prof M-G
May encounter an October loss.
He invented the Net!
Cut our national debt!
And he has so much faux gravitas!"
--- William N Nesbit P0900
He needs less than twenty votes more!
Gore in '99
Would suit me just fine,
If Flint doesn't find him hard-core.
--- Jim Weaver Collection
Who'd give nation's asshole a bore.
He'd screw us all quick,
With a willy so slick,
It'd seem like Clinton four more.
--- Gearhart
And took a big bite in the shorts.
But nevertheless,
He expects success
In two years, when the recount reports.
--- Election 2000
Is showing up here by the score.
His beards in the can;
He's looking quite tan;
Good God! Lookout! Here comes Al Gore!
--- Anon
His dream up in smoke, he feels sore.
Al, it ain't such a loss
If you're like your ex-boss;
In the outside world, pussy galore!
--- Anon
It seems he has been resurrected.
On the tube see him gloat
As he's stealing the vote.
Seems THIS 'pussy' will soon be elected...
--- Anon
Is ready to treat it like war;
His new-found aggression
Should leave an impression
On those who once found him a bore.
--- Dr Limerick
Whom millions of liberals adore,
Is in such despair
That he thinks facial hair
May help him in 2004.
--- Phil T
Says Al, (with his beard, looking hipper).
"'Cause you plan to run
For the Senate. All done!
What? You won't? Just score one for the Tipper!"
--- Peter Wilkins
Attacks Bush with gross canards hearty.
And like Teddy K,
Seems a ton to weigh,
PACHYDERMS OF "Jackass Party".
--- Chris Papa
I hope there won't be many more.
It just makes me sick,
And makes the road slick,
All covered with Animal Gore.
--- Anon
What about President-wannabe Gore?
He would jump to conclusions
About ozone pollutions,
While we count time to 2004.
--- Steevo
Though rightfully should be conceding;
The self-centered clown
Brings our nation down.
For him, voters hearts must be bleeding.
--- Observer
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